It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Time to face the music, douche!
Chris Beat Her Down will stand before an El Lay judge today to go over the community service the idiot singer has been performing in Virginia for the felony assault conviction he received after beating ex-girlfriend Rihanna senseless last year.
Sources say Judge Patricia Schnegg is not too impressed with Beat Her Down's alleged 'hard labor,' and is skeptical that it's enough to satisfy his probation.
The proceedings start at 2pm today.
Let's hope she doesn't coddle the moron!!
He SOMEHOW is still effing clueless to how serious and DISGUSTING his actions were!!
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