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Lindsanity looks so happy as she's snapped leaving London's Mahiki nightclub at 4:30 AM on Thursday because ____________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 18, 2010 at 4:08 am / Email this »

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Rachee Babee says – reply to this

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BECAUSE SHE IS WITH MARKUS MOLINARI … SEXY, GAY, AND FABULOUS … you should party with him Perez

kisses!

-rachel g
pleaserain says – reply to this

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Because she's not in LA!
SexyLips says – reply to this

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she had just looked in a mirror and the thing that was looking back at her made her jump back and laugh at the hilariousness if it! xx
squisheroo says – reply to this

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…because she's super jazzed about resembling Chelsea Handler?
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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at least you took her picture.
Salsa:) says – reply to this

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because she finds it ridiculous//hilarious that the paparazzi are even up at 4:30am…can you say DESPERATE!
sphere101017 says – reply to this

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She is excited about having just met me.
FANG says – reply to this

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she spewed up her entire meal, pinched to bread knife so she can self mutilate in the car and she stole her outfit from pat benatar
BeautifulDisaster311 says – reply to this

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Because she just snorted a fat rail.
BITCH PLEASE!!! says – reply to this

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She probably can't see with all that crap flashing in her face….she has to look up and smile for the camera's so yes, I believe I would need someone to be looking down and away from the flashes to walk me through it…..OMG she's human…next post.
Mario's Receding_Hairline says – reply to this

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….she knows internet cockroach Hilton will be posting another 10 stories about her today.
Isexstar says – reply to this

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Charming sex Female, ready 4 Unforgettable Sex…isexbar.com
CeBeClear says – reply to this

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Because she is oblivious to her life spinning out of control. Seriously, if she wants to get a good image back, stop going to clubs until 4:30am!!!!!
tays87 says – reply to this

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….shes estatic the paparazzi are taking her picture, and estatic that she doesnt have coke on her tights
Eizza says – reply to this

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Because shes fucking high out of her mind! Dugh!
ladynTO says – reply to this

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because it looks like someone is being kind to her
Eizza says – reply to this

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Re: BeautifulDisaster311 – bahahahahahahaha!~!!!!!!
malvolio says – reply to this

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…because she's done her part for haiti, and now, it's hammer-time…
Ooh la la says – reply to this

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she's high
Ebonyhalo says – reply to this

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she's coked off her face?
hateliars says – reply to this

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what a bunch of crap…. next ….. mario or whoever is writing will post a picture of lindsey looking upset, taken 1 minute later, because the camera captures every facial expression, and mario will post that she is drunk out of her mind, missing sam, etc.
Be-Atch says – reply to this

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Because she got to do 'some' with Kate Moss ! Truly, she is an ugly girl.
1helluvatym says – reply to this

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Because someone is holding her up.
giorgio85 says – reply to this

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Someone told her a really good joke about fat Perez!
hateliars says – reply to this

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are you going to be happy when she is found dead mario or whoever you are? or are we going to get 'so sad, our thoughts and prayers are going out to her friends and family'. you loooovvvveee hitting people that are z list, cause they are of no use to you, right? she is not going to make it up the chain again, so stomp on her. if anyone shows any potential, any chance they might come in handy for something, oral blow job all around. no queen of mean, queen of pathetic
harley_girl2003 says – reply to this

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she's trashed
UrMajestyMsG says – reply to this

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because she's so freaking high that she thinks this is 2002 with the cameras and all and she is thinking she actually has a career again….cruel cruel reality….hahahaha
TexasBadBoy says – reply to this

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She met a broad even more skinnier, uglier, manlier, with even less of a personality than SR.
BerrysWorld says – reply to this

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because Jared Leto and his band is in the city!
Centsitive Guy says – reply to this

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xtc
melindawarren says – reply to this

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Because for once she looked like she bathed!
FemTrek Forever says – reply to this

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"woah what a relief..i thought you said you didn't have any more lines left for me to do"
Angela196795 says – reply to this

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Because the vodka and Red Bull were flowing and free!!!
Bozstone says – reply to this

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… she REALLY cares about Haiti …
flashdancer says – reply to this

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- the crack pipe kicked!
hookedongossip says – reply to this

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… because they didn't enforce the dress code and let her wear her PJs.
Quebec_chick says – reply to this

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because someone just gave her her meds….
Kris221 says – reply to this

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This girl has got some gorgeous legs….say what you want, but that can't be denied.
*yoshi* says – reply to this

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because she thinks she's still famous.
Heather89 says – reply to this

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because she decided not to let Perez Hilton's harassment bother her!
Spindoc says – reply to this

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Because it's the only thing she knows how to do anymore. Oh, nice hole in your shirt there Linds.
lilsteen says – reply to this

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because she just farted in Sam's new girlfriends purse.
adamzlover says – reply to this

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"OMG are you all here to see lil ol me?"
pretty piggy princess says – reply to this

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because the dude behind her just let her lick his taint
Brainbug says – reply to this

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Did she buy those tacky boots from the Dorothy Szbornak Collection? Ugly bitch.
PLEZZZ says – reply to this

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The photogs didn't catch Her passed out!
bigang says – reply to this

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she lost her pants
bigang says – reply to this

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she doesn't have pants on, and the night is still young.
KEEFER says – reply to this

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…because she relizes that she is a total moron, and the whole world hates her guts, and she's gonna die soon
koots_bc says – reply to this

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because she heard PEREZ HILTON died
tigrrrlilly says – reply to this

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she's happy because she left her pants at home? she's happy because she found somebody to give her free cocaine, vodka and red bull all night? she's happy because she and her mom and her sister all did the same guy in the men's room at Mahiki? who's the big goober behind her?
tone4thedef says – reply to this

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She won a Razzie for Labor Pains…oh wait does the movie have to actually hit a theatre to be nominated?
sheerlovingit says – reply to this

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She is all about it. Her party knows no borders and no limits. What's going to happen when she runs out of money to do all this!?
SHEERA_HATES_U says – reply to this

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you love lindsay mario!!!….nobody else is writing about her
MOVE ON…you are so retro…
SammiDe says – reply to this

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because she has a hole in her shirt!
andreagomez789 says – reply to this

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because she finally got samantha ronson to notice her.
JujTrrs says – reply to this

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WHY IS KATY PERRY'S BEST FRIEND HANGING OUT WITH LINDSANITY?
V.Mady says – reply to this

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…she's high.
u heard it here says – reply to this

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SHE'S HIGH AS A KITE!
Chicken29 says – reply to this

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fire crotch could still walk after a night of coking it up and boozing.
Brainiac says – reply to this

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Unfortunately, Lindsay hasn't yet figured out that the people currently smiling at her and taking her picture are LAUGHING.
It's getting sadder and sadder, watching her fall like this, but I have to admit I no longer give a fuck.
It's called, "Getting What You Asked For."
Quita B says – reply to this

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Re: adamzlover – lmao!!!!!! Exactly!!!
zumagirl says – reply to this

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"OOPS, I forgot my pants AGAIN"

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE WOMEN who wear TIGHTS as pants. Doesn't anyone know the friggin' difference between TIGHTS and LEGGINGS?

Tights are see through or opaque (see above picture), leggings are matte=can not see through. Tights go under things, leggings can be worn AS pants. UUGGHH!
Jennivo69 says – reply to this

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Her dad just did another Radar interview and they're splitting the payout!!!
zumagirl says – reply to this

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she DOES look high as a kite!
zumagirl says – reply to this

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SHE"S GROSS!
zumagirl says – reply to this

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SHE"S DISGUSTING!
zumagirl says – reply to this

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I wish her and her whole disgusting family would fall off the face of the earth, no one would notice or miss them, especially her.
cait_jay says – reply to this

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because she got high at 4:20..duh
she blitzed off her face lol
aliveone2 says – reply to this

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Because she just did a few lines of coke
Hella_Sunshine says – reply to this

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Cause everyone nose when It's 4:30 and your hangin with the white girl, the party's just getting started;)
imabandit says – reply to this

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She actually looks genuinely happy and not intoxicated.
TechNoir says – reply to this

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ater a close call and too many 8balls her heart started beating again…
TheBraveOutside says – reply to this

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…because she, like most people, had to find her heartbeat to remember that she was still alive.
Salley says – reply to this

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What a skank. Not attractive or even cute any more. has-been.
coditrey says – reply to this

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because i just snorted some of the best coke in EL LAY!!!! hehehe
Roddyrodrod says – reply to this

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Beacuse she is a damb hot mess ( prez u know you got a case of the jels).
Freek says – reply to this

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ummm, iunno, but that guy behind her iz reallyl kewl lookin!
kimbecc says – reply to this

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..because she thought she was flying
DejaKoo says – reply to this

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Because Mr. Woods is taking up all of the scandalous spotlight and she's *almost* being left alone.
Babbsie says – reply to this

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Cuz she's with the always FABULOUS MARKUS!!
lolzbb87qt says – reply to this

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her coke hasn't worn off yet
b-dazzle says – reply to this

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BEEEEEECAUSE SHE IS FINALLY WALKING A STRAIGHT LINE WITH ONLY ONE PERSON HELPING HER??

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Criss Angel Is Recorded Threatening To Knock Out His Producer!

Whoa! Criss Angel is NOT messing around here!

The Luxor headlining illusionist was recorded having quite the verbal altercation with Joe Monti, one of his magic producers on Wednesday, during which Angel is heard threatening to knock him out - and now he's had a police report filed against him!

Give it a listen (above)!

Furthermore, Monti later said to authorities that he recorded the meeting because Angel has a history of bullying employees!

He explains:

“I wanted him to know how demeaning he was. I created 50-60 percent of the magic for ‘Mindfreak.' I have no reason to do anything vindictively but I draw the line on violence.”

Scary!

Violence is never the answer, folks!