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Lindsanity looks so happy as she's snapped leaving London's Mahiki nightclub at 4:30 AM on Thursday because ____________.
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Justin Bieber Will Make You Cry!
A Worthwhile CauseAmanda Bynes Was Involved In ANOTHER Hit-And-Run!
Can someone take this girl's license away, please?
Amanda Bynes will finally be appearing court on June 6th for her April 6th DUI arrest, but apparently, she's may have to return very soon after that, because the actress was involved in ANOTHER hit-and-run only a few short days AFTER the first!
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BECAUSE SHE IS WITH MARKUS MOLINARI … SEXY, GAY, AND FABULOUS … you should party with him Perez
kisses!
-rachel g
Because she's not in LA!
she had just looked in a mirror and the thing that was looking back at her made her jump back and laugh at the hilariousness if it! xx
…because she's super jazzed about resembling Chelsea Handler?
at least you took her picture.
because she finds it ridiculous//hilarious that the paparazzi are even up at 4:30am…can you say DESPERATE!
She is excited about having just met me.
she spewed up her entire meal, pinched to bread knife so she can self mutilate in the car and she stole her outfit from pat benatar
Because she just snorted a fat rail.
She probably can't see with all that crap flashing in her face….she has to look up and smile for the camera's so yes, I believe I would need someone to be looking down and away from the flashes to walk me through it…..OMG she's human…next post.
….she knows internet cockroach Hilton will be posting another 10 stories about her today.
Charming sex Female, ready 4 Unforgettable Sex…isexbar.com
Because she is oblivious to her life spinning out of control. Seriously, if she wants to get a good image back, stop going to clubs until 4:30am!!!!!
….shes estatic the paparazzi are taking her picture, and estatic that she doesnt have coke on her tights
Because shes fucking high out of her mind! Dugh!
because it looks like someone is being kind to her
Re: BeautifulDisaster311 – bahahahahahahaha!~!!!!!!
…because she's done her part for haiti, and now, it's hammer-time…
she's high
she's coked off her face?
what a bunch of crap…. next ….. mario or whoever is writing will post a picture of lindsey looking upset, taken 1 minute later, because the camera captures every facial expression, and mario will post that she is drunk out of her mind, missing sam, etc.
Because she got to do 'some' with Kate Moss ! Truly, she is an ugly girl.
Because someone is holding her up.
Someone told her a really good joke about fat Perez!
are you going to be happy when she is found dead mario or whoever you are? or are we going to get 'so sad, our thoughts and prayers are going out to her friends and family'. you loooovvvveee hitting people that are z list, cause they are of no use to you, right? she is not going to make it up the chain again, so stomp on her. if anyone shows any potential, any chance they might come in handy for something, oral blow job all around. no queen of mean, queen of pathetic
she's trashed
because she's so freaking high that she thinks this is 2002 with the cameras and all and she is thinking she actually has a career again….cruel cruel reality….hahahaha
She met a broad even more skinnier, uglier, manlier, with even less of a personality than SR.
because Jared Leto and his band is in the city!
xtc
Because for once she looked like she bathed!
"woah what a relief..i thought you said you didn't have any more lines left for me to do"
Because the vodka and Red Bull were flowing and free!!!
… she REALLY cares about Haiti …
- the crack pipe kicked!
… because they didn't enforce the dress code and let her wear her PJs.
because someone just gave her her meds….
This girl has got some gorgeous legs….say what you want, but that can't be denied.
because she thinks she's still famous.
because she decided not to let Perez Hilton's harassment bother her!
Because it's the only thing she knows how to do anymore. Oh, nice hole in your shirt there Linds.
because she just farted in Sam's new girlfriends purse.
"OMG are you all here to see lil ol me?"
because the dude behind her just let her lick his taint
Did she buy those tacky boots from the Dorothy Szbornak Collection? Ugly bitch.
The photogs didn't catch Her passed out!
she lost her pants
she doesn't have pants on, and the night is still young.
…because she relizes that she is a total moron, and the whole world hates her guts, and she's gonna die soon
because she heard PEREZ HILTON died
she's happy because she left her pants at home? she's happy because she found somebody to give her free cocaine, vodka and red bull all night? she's happy because she and her mom and her sister all did the same guy in the men's room at Mahiki? who's the big goober behind her?
She won a Razzie for Labor Pains…oh wait does the movie have to actually hit a theatre to be nominated?
She is all about it. Her party knows no borders and no limits. What's going to happen when she runs out of money to do all this!?
you love lindsay mario!!!….nobody else is writing about her
MOVE ON…you are so retro…
because she has a hole in her shirt!
because she finally got samantha ronson to notice her.
WHY IS KATY PERRY'S BEST FRIEND HANGING OUT WITH LINDSANITY?
…she's high.
SHE'S HIGH AS A KITE!
fire crotch could still walk after a night of coking it up and boozing.
Unfortunately, Lindsay hasn't yet figured out that the people currently smiling at her and taking her picture are LAUGHING.
It's getting sadder and sadder, watching her fall like this, but I have to admit I no longer give a fuck.
It's called, "Getting What You Asked For."
Re: adamzlover – lmao!!!!!! Exactly!!!
"OOPS, I forgot my pants AGAIN"
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE WOMEN who wear TIGHTS as pants. Doesn't anyone know the friggin' difference between TIGHTS and LEGGINGS?
Tights are see through or opaque (see above picture), leggings are matte=can not see through. Tights go under things, leggings can be worn AS pants. UUGGHH!
Her dad just did another Radar interview and they're splitting the payout!!!
she DOES look high as a kite!
SHE"S GROSS!
SHE"S DISGUSTING!
I wish her and her whole disgusting family would fall off the face of the earth, no one would notice or miss them, especially her.
because she got high at 4:20..duh
she blitzed off her face lol
Because she just did a few lines of coke
Cause everyone nose when It's 4:30 and your hangin with the white girl, the party's just getting started;)
She actually looks genuinely happy and not intoxicated.
ater a close call and too many 8balls her heart started beating again…
…because she, like most people, had to find her heartbeat to remember that she was still alive.
What a skank. Not attractive or even cute any more. has-been.
because i just snorted some of the best coke in EL LAY!!!! hehehe
Beacuse she is a damb hot mess ( prez u know you got a case of the jels).
ummm, iunno, but that guy behind her iz reallyl kewl lookin!
..because she thought she was flying
Because Mr. Woods is taking up all of the scandalous spotlight and she's *almost* being left alone.
Cuz she's with the always FABULOUS MARKUS!!
her coke hasn't worn off yet
BEEEEEECAUSE SHE IS FINALLY WALKING A STRAIGHT LINE WITH ONLY ONE PERSON HELPING HER??