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Quote Of The Day

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"When I was 17, I had sex with a woman with a wooden arm. It was shaped like it was holding a cup. And it was painted red. And in my mind I was like, 'Oh shit!' But I did it anyway."

- 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan opens up to ELLE Magazine about a crazy sex experience

[Image via WENN.]

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32 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

  1. 1

    He's hilarious!

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    shy guy right there.

  4. 4

    LOL :) Who tells a story like that. He has no shame. Lol he's hilarious.

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    Love him.

  7. buck says – reply to this


    Brothers will plug anything…especially if its a big fat white woman.

  8. 8

    good for him! amputees need love too :)

  9. 9

    My Perezcious once had "sex" with an arm. It was attached to his Taylor Lautner posable action figure.

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  11. 11

    i saw him on Kimmel last night, and he was not funny at all :(

  12. 12

    Re: buck – lol

  13. 13

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa that's hillarious. I'd have had nightmares myself.

  14. 14

    Bahahaha, was not expecting to read something like that.

  15. 15

    That's hilarious……Just the funniest thing I read all day.

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    That's fantastic :D

  18. 18

    That is disgusting, and I don't mean his unfunny story, I mean his nasty pregnant looking belly. Seriously use some cocoa butter or something to get rid of that ugly ass stretch mark. Every time I see this mother fucker I want to barf. I can't watch 30 Rock because of him.

  19. 19

    Of course, people on here think his humor is funny, even though it doesn't require that much thought, intelligence or talent to make a weird sex joke! And for the person who thinks he gave an amputee "love," please! The guy had sex with a woman who shocked him, but had sex with her anyway because it was free sex! That does not equal love!

  20. @v@ says – reply to this


    Too much information, but it would be a good story for your close buddies.

  21. 21

    aww, what a fuckin hero

  22. 22

    more trashy ghetto blacks! Disgusting trash!

  23. 23

    Re: Hate Low Class People – your white trailer trash.. white lower class.. you rasict motherfucker! pathetic!!!

  24. 24

    That dude has a nasty beer gut

  25. 25

    Re: SexyfckBitch – uhhh… it's a scar.

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    Re: Uriel79 – Uriel - are you sure your name really isn't Uranus???????????????? ROTFLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love dumb people like you! You keep the world entertained!

  27. 27

    What is wrong with his stomach? It looks like there's a tumor in there or something. It just doesn't look right.

  28. 28

    I like Tracy Morgan, he's funny.

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    Re: Hate Low Class People – I love dumb people like you!!!

  30. 30

    Lighten up people, he was 17. What 17 year old boy isn't horny. No, he isn't funny all the time but this made me lol. And I'm sick and tired of all the fucking racism on this site. When you die, you better have a good mother fucking excuse because this is bulls#?! Stop the hate. Enough is enough.

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    Re: omgitssarah – Lololol :D

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