Thanks John Mayer!

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    Posted: Feb 18, 2010 at 8:59 am / Email this  »

    68 comments to “Thanks John Mayer!”



    1. 1

      you really are a shameless fame whore. you call other people fame whores when you are exactly the same, you hypocritical douche. you should be ashamed of yourself! you disgust me.



    2. 2

      Hell hath no fury like the gay boy who didn't get the Mayer dick.



    3. 3

      So you're impressed he said his kiss with you was the worst kiss ever? Wow mommy and daddy must have paid NO attention to you at all.



    4. 4

      Jesus Mario-this happened in 2006…..let it go already man!



    5. 5

      Who cares



    6. 6

      you're an idiot!



    7. 7

      Yeah but you guys don't see the rest of it because he CUT OFF the part where John Mayer continues on to say this, "I don't think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that's how disgusting this kiss was. I'm a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long."

      Get over it Perez, even John Mayer is too good for you.

    8. koe says – reply to this


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      You're pretty crass. In your vlog you said about how hard it was for you to find someone- this is why. You get rejected so you drag the person who rejected you through the mud- you embarass them and make their life pretty hellish. This is why you haven't got anyone- they view you as a bunny boiler. Bitter and rejected you go out of your way to bring that person down.
      When I'm in a relationship and it goes sour I don't publicly humilate my ex and never would, I just move on with my life. He kissed you in 2006- thats 4 years ago- you need to move on with your life.



    9. 9

      He can't help it, he's still angry that he didn't get past a kiss. It's been obvious for years that Perez has a big fat crush on Mayer. I understand having a crush on Mayer, he is a hot little biscuit but Perez, it is time to move on.
      Let it go. Find inner peace. Put his music on, look at the rolling stones cover he did and rub one out but keep it to yourself.



    10. 10

      Your wish came true, Perez. Congrats!! Barf.



    11. 11

      …….and yet NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!! It happened fucking years ago.



    12. 12

      Score? For whom? The shameless fame whore here is pretty obvious and its not Mayer.

      Plus its boring.



    13. 13

      I would be surprised if this whole Mayer/Mario "feud" isn't a scheme the two of them concocted. Mayer knows how to use the media and he's proven he knows how to use Mario.



    14. 14

      This is one of the many reasons that nobody with half a brain will ever get involved in a serious relationship with you Perez. This is what you do to people that no longer kiss your broad ass. You are a monster. (Not a cute monster, an ugly monster)



    15. 15

      And you're PROUD of your involvement in this debacle, cockroach? Your behaviour was a total disgrace! How humiliating for you, Lavandiarrhea. You are the worst of the fame whores - an unsuccessful one.

    16. Bboss says – reply to this


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      Wow, is this what you consider 'making it'? You have some seriously low standards. You live to fuck with ppls minds, and it will come around ten-fold. Karmas a bitch.



    17. 17

      John is a douche



    18. 18

      Faming whoring douche is what you are



    19. 19

      congrats on winning stalker of the year perez. god, could you be more in love with Mayer?



    20. 20

      are you taking tips from kim basinger? he doesnt want you… its time for you to let go.



    21. 21

      Isn't this guy as big a has-been as Jessica Simpson?



    22. 22

      LOL awesome

    23. x-ton says – reply to this


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      In France, "Perez Hilton" is the new "STALKER"…. ahahaha

    24. x-ton says – reply to this


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      In France, "Perez Hilton" is the new word for "STALKER"



    25. 25

      I think john should get a restraining order on you for realz
      STALKER!



    26. 26

      Doesn't he hang w/ Pete Wentz a lot? hmmmm



    27. 27

      score!!!, really! your an idoit!



    28. 28

      Good for You Perez!
      Wonder why He does want to flaunt that secret?? lol



    29. 29

      ROFL at "score", just because you believe your own lies, you passed a polygraph and you think this gives you credit? umm, nope, you lie ALL the time, so of course you would pass a polygraph



    30. 30

      Lol toothpickler. :)



    31. 31

      You didn't score, you douche. It's too bad you're too stupid to realize that you're a JOKE. We're LAUGHING at you, and not in a good way. You are such a dumbass.



    32. 32

      I seen a baby picture of Perez, he looks like a cross between a real ugly dog and rat. Poor mamma…



    33. 33

      yeah it doesnt matter to you that you are an embarrassment to the gay community,you look like a obsessive, gross predator.



    34. 34

      u r a fame whore! …ewww
      thats why you hate aniston, jessica and all the mayer girls jajajaj you wanna be one…oh poor perez

      all the "news: here are so retro…MOVE ON!!!!…still with this story and with the aniston- angelina ….5years ago and so on perez…MOVE ON



    35. 35

      I guess it doesn't matter what you're "famous" for, does it? The whole world is laughing at you, and think this attention is good? You are almost like a simpleton who doesn't know any better, and so you mash more of the cake on your head because a crowd looked your way when you did it the first time. I said "almost" though. You are too cruel and vicious to ever be considered innocent.



    36. 36

      Why are you so stuck on this? Was it like the only time anyone's kissed you or what??



    37. 37

      He obviously has a thing for Perez. Can someone tell me why his royal doucheness won't make out with Halle Berry but will Perez. Oh and they didn't touch lips … and his point being??? Tonguing is WAY more sexual than lipping. Why was he so into watching Perez at that party anyway? Sounds like Perez got him all hot and bothered and after a couple of drinks … well we know the rest. Perez, you should have slapped him in the face after he forced himself on you like that. If he would just come out of the closet, I'll bet it would at least cure his misogynistic and homophobic tendencies … not sure if there's any hope for his racism though.



    38. 38

      It would actually be a "score" if you got a full page, these are only tiny captions. Loser.



    39. 39

      You are such a hater Perez…..I'm sure you'd love to get it on with John, I know I would!!!



    40. 40

      Your right..Score!! they called you a blogger and put up a pick of your double chin, congrats



    41. 41

      During the lie detector test, did they ask if you have ever had a dick in your mouth, pig-vomit? Seems like Mayer's tongue for 30 seconds is all you've ever gotten in your whole life.



    42. 42

      Let me see if I understand this - – he hates gay men so much that he wants to sexually assault them (apparently to “prove” that he is a “real man” and “not gay”), which leads quite naturally into his extreme misogyny – that whole he only has sex with women so he can pretend to be having anal sex (presumably of the forcible and non-consensual rape variety) with every man they had sex with comment kind of summarizes his hatred of women very nicely.



    43. 43

      He basically said he did it as a joke because you were full of yourself about being gay. And honestly, I can see that being true. John Mayer is an asshole, but he is somewhat attractive. No offense, but if he were gay I'd hope he'd have higher standards than you.



    44. 44

      now all we need is the name of the person who had the peen in Mayer's mouth! Love you Perez!!!



    45. 45

      For someone who is always ragging on people and calling them fame whores you are sure one yourself. I have never seen anyone so cocky in my entire life. What happened to you when you were little? Clearly you didn't get enough attention so now we have to read about things that happened back in 2006 to make yourself more 'famous.' How about being a big boy and getting a real job instead of being a gossip; that's an idea. I think someone is just jealous that he didn't get more from john mayer; well wake up call john was probably drunk and didn't know what he was doing; he probably regrets kissing you in the first place. You are no better than Jon Gosselin who is no more than a dead beat dad fame whore.



    46. 46

      Can we all, inlcluding John Mayer, just get over him and move on? Who cares what this moron has to say?



    47. 47

      Re: aztroids – - LOL, this is Perez in drag, isn't it? You have to post under alias accounts just so it looks like people actually support you? What a loser.



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    49. 49

      Just because you passed a lie detector test that he said that to you, doesn't mean that when he said it to you it was the truth, so you haven't proved anything. Maybe he lied when he told you that?



    50. 50

      Who hasn't kissed John Mayer.



    51. 51

      lol at you perez, this is the height of immaturity. it really looks like you have no life.



    52. 52

      Re: schutte[/re] All true - no? Are there actually people out there that don't have an intense dislike of all things John Mayer by now? If you're not his royal highness 'The King Of Doucheness' himself, then you're at least part of his totally-shitting-their-pants-PR team along with 90% these other :cough: posters. Check out all the other forums and you'll see that they don't have all these madly-in-love-with-the-pop-star-wanna -be-blues-player-that-sounds-like-Dave-Matthews-on-crack posters? For his :cough: musical talents? Uh sorry JM, but you'll never hear BB King or SRV songs playing in the grocery store.



    53. 53

      Ohhhh … is this why you go crazy for John Mayer gossip? The reason why it's constantly on your blog and your constantly bashing him. I get it …. you have a boy crush on him :) It's ok, maybe the past will repeat itself for you ;) … not



    54. 54

      So why aren't some of my posts appearing????? A bit too V-E-R-Y?



    55. 55

      get over what you can't have



    56. 56

      I swear this asswipe could eat a live baby on national TV and there would still be fools running to his defense. LOL … I forgot that the tool had to shut down the forum on his website because he couldn't deal with all his :ahem: fan's posts.



    57. 57

      GET.OVER.IT. It's embarrassing and LAME. Just like you.



    58. 58

      HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH WHAT?!?!!?

      Get over it you fucking loser



    59. 59

      More John Mayer posts please!!!! NOTHING brings me more pleasure than watching this trainwreck.



    60. 60

      Hope he's turning down that temp on his pool. He won't be able to afford those high electric bills much longer.



    61. 61

      Not quite pig in a flamboyant pant suit! John will be around a hell of a lot longer than your fug ass. Your just a fame whore no talent wanna be slut. Go eff yourself you stupid skank. The only people who care about you are the tabloids which is odd since you're not even relevant asshole. Go hang out with that z-lister Jay Leno look alike Natalie from the Bad Girls Club. You two can run LA's toliets together.



    62. 62

      Hope the article mentions how he admitted in 2006 to RS that he buys gay porn - of course just so he'll know he's really not gay rather than wondering if he really is. From that RS article - "He adds that thanks to his one-time perusal of nude-dude centerfolds, he's sure that he's not gay. "Which is different than might not be gay," …. Google 'John Mayer Speaks RS'



    63. 63

      John mayer made a mistake, get the fuck over it already.



    64. 64

      Re: aztroids – sooo, yeah. basically? you've proven that you "aztroids" are really perez, as someone else claimed up there. nice job outing yourself *repeatedly* there…and yes, you really have proven yourself to be a bunny boiler of the worst kind. (and yes they apparently do come in degrees, the chick in the fatal attraction movie was tame in comparison to your obsessing!)



    65. 65

      HYPOCRITE PEREZ! Never again can you accuse someone of being a fame whore, you are Z list! Get. Over. It.

    66. Jiss says – reply to this


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      you are such a shameless piece of shit! leave john alone, man! There must be a reason why he never revealed this.. so you really shouldn't 'force' him to reveal it. People have secrets perez, and so do you. Would you like it when jackasses like you forced you to reveal yours? No. You wouldn't. So back the fuck off!



    67. 67

      I still can't believe John Mayer kissed you for whatever reason! I'm so f—ing jealous!!!



    68. 68

      If all of you are so ashamed of Perez, and you're all laughing at him, and you hate him so much, why the hell are you on his site??? Perez, i think it's good you got your revenge, and John mayer is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG, and ya yu need to get over him, but people dont hate on this man if your on his sight