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Tiger Woods Screws Paparazzi

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When Tiger Woods surfaced in Florida yesterday, the paparazzi were dying to get at him.

Considering one shot of the adulterer could be worth close to $1 million, we don't blame them. But, Tiger made sure they wouldn't get their $$$$$!

The image, which was released through Getty Images, a paparazzi-free, subscription-based photo agency, immediately lost its value. Most of the media ended up getting the pic for essentially free as part of their deal with the agency.

About a month ago, Getty announced that they had a multi-year deal with the PGA, which would result in a "strategic partnership."

Damn right!

[Image via Getty Images.]

20 comments to “Tiger Woods Screws Paparazzi”



  1. 1

    you just couldnt resist putting the words "screw" & "tiger woods" together.. who ever is writing these now is gay (and not in the good way).



  2. 2

    yeah, fatass doesn't want anybody to make any money. except for himself of course. fuck tiger woods.



  3. 3

    LOL!! that's so awesome! hopefully the majority of the paparazzi aka illegal aliens will be shipped back to wherever the hell they come from



  4. 4

    Ewwww creepy skinny ankles.



  5. 5

    good. more people should screw over the paps.



  6. 6

    it's time to run off that nice pear shape he's got going on.

    EW!



  7. 7

    AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ALL THOSE WHORES WHO SLEPT WITH HIM AREN'T GETTING HELL LIKE HE IS!!! Why aren't those skanks getting bad publicity???THOSE SKANKS NEED TO GET THE SHIT SLAPPED OUT OF THEM! Those skanks who slept with him should have known better then to sleep with him if he has a wife!



  8. 8

    who gives a fuck?! get off his dick man!



  9. 9

    I love dick!
    Dick Cheney that is.



  10. 10

    OFF TOPIC:

    What a great day at CPAC today!
    Dick Cheney, Mark Rubio, Scott Brown and Romney showed up and gave "good speech". Hard to pick which one is the biggest "arm candy".



  11. 11

    Re: Roma Ok – The fact that people know they fucked this awkward looking nerd is bad publicity as it is. They may be trying to get their 2 minutes of fame but everyone looks down on them.



  12. 12

    Who the fuck would pay a million bucks for a picture of this dude running? WTF? They can see him for free at 11am tomorrow during his dumbass press conference.



  13. 13

    This adulterous pig has certainly gotten fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who would want to hop in bed with this obese pig!



  14. 14

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Getty Images a a paparazzi-free institution!! That's HIGHlarious!

    They're no more pap-free than AP, Wire or ZUMA. I'll refrain from listing photog names just to be nice.



  15. 15

    Paps are scum. Good!



  16. 16

    What is the opposite of canckles….ugly ankles…tiny tiny he must have a teeny peeny too



  17. 17

    He should wear ankle weights or something hide those buggers.



  18. 18

    Funny. Catch him running from another interview:



  19. 19

    good for him.



  20. 20

    His pic should'nt even be in the tabloids he is such a looser he is not worth the time or the film. The day will come he'll welcome the paps when he is lonely and washed up.