K-Stew Has A Smokin' Date For The Oscars. Give You One Guess Who It Is!

WRONG!
We know you all said Robert Pattinson and you are all WRONG! Don't be too hard on yourselves though.
Actually, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner will be enjoying the Oscars together this year. Much like R-Patz did last year, the Twilight duo will be presenters for the ceremony.
Even more shocking news is that Kristen has admitted to looking at actual shoes for the event, meaning she might wear a dress, meaning she stands a 50% chance of not looking like a homeless person!
A feat unto itself!
But we do wonder where R-Patz could be while his pals are schmoozing at the Kodak theater.
Come out, come out wherever you are!
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Helena Bonham Carter Is CRAZY.





It's official: the Oscars are gonna suck. I don't have problems with the two of them as actors because I've not seen Twilight or care to see any of the saga. But having seen events and interviews on Access Hollywood and whatnot, these two have no social skills whatsoever, and will flub their lines or be awkward. I hope nobody writes them those banter-jokes, because those will fall flat.
Perez I think it is REALLY MEAN and UNFAIR of you to say she looks like a HOMLESS person. NOT all homeless people are crackheads and methaddicts which is what SHE ACTUALLY looks like.
No joke…she looks like a meth addict or at least the corpse of a meth/crack addict. Skinny' pale her hair used to be gorgeous and for some reason she hasn't dyed it back to a decent color, and her wardrobe is that of a person who just woke up and got dressed to go buy some crack.
Rob is shooting Bel Ami, and Kristen and Taylor are only presenting an award together. They are not dating!
She looks pretty in the picture posted here. She usually looks really messy, almost dirty, and stoned.
squinty eyes, corn-cobb teeth, a huge tomato nose and a fore head the size of North America = 'Smokin' ?????
TWILIGHT ON THE OTHER HAND WINS NOTHING BECAUSE IT SUCKS… YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT ROUND BOY.
I can't help but hate the writer even more with each entry I read. why can't that flaming homo quit promoting himself and just write a couple more entries? whoever is writing this shit sucks and should be shot
THEY'RE BOTH GAY
I love Kristen Stewart.
I think she is very pretty.
They'll present very well together.
I really looking forward to it.
Kristen does not look like a homeless person, can't she dress comfortable without being called homeless. Just because she don't dress up as often as the other teen actress do, does not mean she doesn't dress nice and she is naturally beautiful.
She can do whatever she wants to with her hair because it's her hair. I don't see your complaining about Roberts hair, his hair is also messy. So why can’t she have it like that too then?
Re: tonybotz – Really, that is the best you can do? It's nothing wrong with being gay and neither of them are gay.
Lucky Girl
Rob's filming Bel Ami in London
She's not ugly, her face is very pretty. A little on the greasy side. She could stand to smile a little more. A bar of soap and an apppointment with a stylist could go a long way with this girl. She can still look edgy and cool without looking dirty and grouchy.
Wait till you get ahold of the pics for her new movie premier. She looks terrible!!! Not a smile or normal face in the lot!
When you put a pic of Taylor Lautner up…we're going to guess Taylor Lautner. MORON.
WTF? This is the Oscars not the Teen Choice. The only person who should go to the Oscars is ROBERT PATTINSON. How pathetic.
KRISTEN ALWAYS LOOKS PERFECT! YOU HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A DIVA!
Re: Fck you – Why is that? He is not the only one with the fame.
Kristen and Taylor are just as good.
He's in the middle of shooting Bel Ami and he's in every scene. You really need to stop hating on Kristen it's so beyond a yawn reading your jealous.
HOT!
Re: tonybotz –
1000% agree, they are both GAY!!!
To everyone who's saying bad stuff about Taylor and Kristen: GET A LIFE!! Seriously, if you can't stand them, then don't waist your time on them. It's pathetic! Oh and Perez, if you post an article under the section Taylor Lautner then we might guess he's her date ;D
…and looking like a homeless person is… bad?
Christ, I don't know if that comment is more insulting to Kristen, or to actual homeless people, who are (apparently) being told by Perez that they look gross.
Perez you are so right!! Is it just me or does K-Stew looking like she's been smokin' more than plain ciggies! as for taylor he looks bronzed next to her vamp-white skin get some colourrrr bbbz!
Love you PEREZ!! XOXO
Why would anyone in their right mind allow these two to present the Oscars? I was looking forward it before, but now that I know that…
ahhhhhhh…….i hate them !!!!!!! WHY IDN'T ROBERT DOING IT INSTEAD !!!! HAAAAAAAA !!!!!
hahaha everyone expects kstew to wear her usual ugly a$$ sneakers and she won't dissapoint. everything she does is predictable. crazy biatch thinks she's hardcore bwahhahahahhaha. tool.
theyre both really deformed looking, perfect for eachother
K-Stew you are making gobs of money. Look like you are Happy. DUMB Beotch!
dammmmnnnn, boy, hes been out of the picture, fer shureeeee.
No Rob
It's official: the Oscars are gonna suck
YAY!
His face reminds me of a hedgehog.
if she looks like a homeless person, how do you look like?
ok perez i really don't like her but she does not look like a homeless person (well not most of the time…)
Yes, undoubtedly, the Oscars will not be the same without Rob. But he is working and does not have the time, so it's understandable. Everybody wants a piece!! No Oscar party this year…think I'll go to Vegas instead