Simon Thinks Perez Would Be A Good Replacement On Idol!
AMAZEBALLS!!!!
Simon Cowell himself has agreed that yours truly would make a good replacement for judging American Idol!
They simply have to hire us now!
Simon says:
"I know Howard [Stern]'s name has been in there for a while, but I'm fairly certain that there hasn't been an approach at any time for Howard to do the show. Perez, he'd be funny. You know, he's got good taste in music, he's a personality. That could work…Now, Steve Lillywhite, the record producer? Is he handsome? You've got to be good-looking.
"Secondly, I think you've just got to know what you're talking about. More and more now I'm starting to realize with these shows, that we have to put people on the shows that actually know what they're talking about. Rather than guessing, they've really got to have experience, so that you can not just criticize, but you can actually offer constructive advice as well."
We totally fit the bill - and expecting a phone call any minute now!
P.S. Si, we'd be happy to do U.S. X Factor too!!!
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Shut up fatty, no one wants to look at your ugly face on TV. Rating would plummet. NEXT
In your dreams you fat fuck! Perez…on TV….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no wonder America is as dumbed down as it is, people like you fatty!
Barf,i thought he was smarter than that …wtf?
You would actually be a big turn off if you were on that show.
Simon is just trying to avoid you going all bunny-boiler on his ass like you did with John Mayer when HE rejected you.
he said you would be funny, not that you're the right person for the job, and i'm guessing you didn't read the second paragraph where he says "you've got to have EXPERIENCE… you CAN NOT JUST CRITICIZE," which we all know is the only thing perez knows how to do.
pimp yourself much P-naz?
and proud of it, eh?
American Idol is over anyway. You'll just go down with the sinking ship, cocoballs, and then be blamed for the failure.
Ain't gonna happen! I really think Simon is joking. Plus he said "you've got to be good looking"
awww poor perez…you either need a personality or be good looking..he said you have the personality…lmao I bet you get this a lot "your cool, i like your personality, but we're just friends"
Yeah, except Simon says "You've got to be good looking." There's a disqualifier.
Haha…You are kinda desperate ,Perez…It´s not a good thing.
..Fame whore more than any folks you write about here…Stupid…Not cool at all
they ´ll never hire you…I am not against it… I just don´t think it´s gonna happen …You are delusional
Also what is this "we" stuff as if > 1 person would sitting there on Idol (as IF).
Is Perez so fat he needs 2 chairs? WTF?
Oh wait he also said that you have to be handsome,i guess your not gonna be on after all..thank god..stick to blogging and stop taking yourself too seriously,they are just getting anybody for american idol aren't they?.
uhmmmm… so what you gonna do about the 'handsome' part, perez?
I think it would be an excellent reality check for your ego if you became a judge and then Idol was cancelled afer that season.
Sorry Perez, he just eliminated you with his next statement- "Is he handsome? You've got to be good-looking."
I hope you are joking about this- if you seriously think they would consider you for A.I., you are truly pathetic and delusional- a la Heidi and Spencer delusional!!!
You would be a good person for the show because of your infamousness people would tune it just for that. However, Prez, you definitely tend to be biased for little to no reason, so you would need to check that and all your political views at the door first.
You are delusional, you fat twat!!!
At dinner last night with 12 idol addicts and 12 out of 12 said they would not watch American Idol if Perez was a judge.
if simon had any sense he'd realise that your little SLIMMY was a failure, as was your tour, as is your life! and he'd see that people only join your site to hate on you…..so you might 'look' popular with all these views but its cause youre a douche and people are laughing at you not with you!
you're fat, ugly,have no talent and your voice is irritating
aww Perez that would be awesome! Maybe I'd actually start watching the show if you were on it! Plz don't listen to the haters!
"You know, he's got good taste in music" I normally like what Simon says, but he can't be serious with that comment.
MARIO, CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT HE IS ACTUALLY CRITICIZING YOU, NOT BEING SUPPORTIVE? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SARCASM OR IS THAT OVER YOUR HEAD? ITS LIKE SAYING "YEAH, YOUR SISTER HAS A NICE PERSONALITY, BUT SHE IS UGLY AS FUCK!". GET IT? DUMB ASS! AND HE ALSO KNOWS THAT IF YOU GO ON IDOL, THAT IT WILL FAIL AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HE WANTS NOW THAT HE WILL BE LEAVING. PROMISE US, IF YOU GET THE JOB, THAT YOU WILL STOP WRITING THIS SEXIST BULLY HAT-EFEST??? NOW THAT WOULD BE SWEET!
ummmm if this fat pig Perez becomes a judge on American Idol…then I will be done watching it. I cannot stand listening to him talk let alone seeing his face. And I'm sure Simon was only saying that so Piggy will give him positive support when X-Factor comes out. You know if u don't kiss Perez' bacon belly then he will rip u to shreds. Perez was always talking crap about the show until an open spot became available.
Well Perez, not to be a jerk….but you pretty much failed with Sliimy. Additionally, can you guarentee that you won't just vote for anybody handsome that buddies up to you? You are kind of a fame whore.
It'll never happen. Good taste in music? You promote Slimey..he blows. Your act will get old very quickly.
please just stop. i'm going to look for a new blog, this is just getting ridiculous and sad.
BOY PEREZ, YOUR "FANS" ARE COMING OUT IN DROVES TO SUPPORT YOU!! YOU ARE SUCH A LUCKY LOSER!!! WHERE ARE ALL THOSE ADORING READERS RIGHT NOW? WHY AREN'T THEY POSTING? ALL THESE POST ARE NEGATIVE…SHOULD TELL YOU RIGHT THERE THAT NO ONE WANTS YOU ON AI!~
i would LOVE to see perez on idol
Hilton would simple put through any gay performer regardless of talent. On a side note at least Simon can have his amazeballs strapped to Hilton's chin any time he wants.
If he said that, and you're not known for getting much right, he was obviously making a joke at your expense (which isn't hard to do). If you're waiting by the phone for that call, you're gonna be waiting until the world ends, Parasite. Simon Cowell would no more seriously endorse you to replace him than he would recommend George W. Bush for the job. Only a twat like you would take him seriously. You're so public with your desperation … it's hilarious.
I'm very proud of you Bitch !
Someone needs to slap some sense into Simon. What was he thinking feeding Perez's ego like this? I really, REALLY hope he was joking. I mean, Simon's a smart guy, he has to know that putting Perez on that show would be a huge mistake, right?
Aww You can take his place on the UK version.. anything to have less Cowell in Britian.."You've got to be good looking"??? What a joke.. he looks like he's growing a new type of grass out of his head…. xx
WTF????????????? I HOPE NOT!
Wow, you lot couldn't wait to come on here and have a pop at P, eh? Why bother reading this stuff if it makes you so angry. Perez is what he is and does what he does. You don't like it, go somewhere else. There's room for all of us to do our own thing, chill out
It was a joke. Are you that blinded by your inflated self worth not to see that?
if u are there next yr that is the only thing that will make me stop watching after my 9 yr run of watching every show every season
Perez needs to get this gig!!!
British sarcasm at it's best and poor delusional Oger Boy fell for it…LOL
FUCK NO!
Every person that has commented on this needs to swallow a dick and get a life. Why would you waste your time on a blog you don't like just to leave hate comments? Seriously, you're all pathetic.
Anddddd I think Perez would be wonderful on Idol! I might actually watch if he was on there.
Oh yes, you are so good at predicting hits that your tour flopped. You also said the Black Eyed peas album was a dud and they had the biggest hits every on ITunes and also the most downloaded song ever, and also dominated the charts for 26 weeks, no one in history did that.
Really, you are a nasty hurtful person who would be picking at women all the time unless they are lesbians.
perez, read the last sentence in the paragraph. "you've got to be good-looking".
Sorry Perez but Simon said you have to be " GOOD LOOKING" well that right there leaves you out. PLUS really what have you done? You copy and paste a blog that does nothing but BASH real CELEBS…..
Re: Straight talker – Whassamattuh, you can't take some straight talk? If you don't like the comments, don't read them.
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Re: chelsatronn – We do it to annoy people like you. And to make fun of Parasite. He's such a great target. So deal with it.
WAIT A MIN… Where was this said? I want to read the REAL article where Simon said this shit… ( although he is totally wrong with his opinion ) NO ONE knows Perez enough to put him on this panel. NEXT
Re: zach swan – Nailed it.
Ummmm Mario, don't you know sarcasism when you see it? He thinks you're funny. Not exactly a raving recommendation.
ROFL perez has horrible taste in music. He`d still make an allright judge i guess.
still dont think ure a good choice. u would be exciting to watch bcz of your wit but u dont know about music. that defeats the purpose. it would mess up the show. even ellen has experience bcz though she's not a singer she was a comic on stage for yrs. u have no experience.
As for watching with Mario on the panel? Excuse me while I Google; A Guide To Tearing Out One's Eye Balls From Their Sockets.
all you guys commenting are ASSHOLES…perez has a good style…and no matter if you love or hate him…you still pay attention to him! i hope he gets picked! GOOD LUCK PEREZ!
Keep dreaming fucktard… You have no chance in hell. You have horrible taste in everything and you're not a celebrity. Get your head out of you ass… Your presence on that show would mean guaranteed failure. Simon couldn't care less who replaces him since he knows that X Factor will be a great success and will eclipse the new AI. You're a lowly gossip blogger and will remain just that.
"Si" now, is it? What's next? You gonna be calling him "wifey", too?
Perez, you are SO desperate for a REAL job.
Cool, but you seemed to have skipped over the part about being good looking!
I think he was joking more than anything. I think it would be a insult and a big fat joke to let you replace Simon.
Re: TheRockChick – Very good point. We all know that things can read much different in print. Tone of voice is everything when it comes to sarcasm.
For God's Sake!!!
Give it up Perez!! Seriously!
Nobody's gonna pick you as the new judge! You're too fucking biased!
How can you even think of replace-ing such a huge name like Simon Cowell!
You DON'T fit the bill!! Simon was just being sarcastic!
Nobody will ever watch the show if you were on it! It'll get cancelled!!!!
So just give it a rest and STOP begging! It's just desperate and pathetic of you!!
You're NOT good enough for AI!
Deal with it!
All you people coming on here bashing Perez really make me sick. Do you have NOTHING better to do with your time than to trash talk a celebrity blogger who doesn't even read your comments. anyway? I mean, really? Is that what your life has absolved to? I truly feel sorry for you pathetic fucks and I will be sure to pray for you. That may be the only thing left for you is my prayers anyhow.
you leave out the part where they ASK him about you. it's not like he just brought you up on his own.
they asked he did not offer it up on his own
direct quote:
"Besides Howard Stern, Perez Hilton says he wants to be in the running for your job. Also, producer Steve Lillywhite just made a video plea to be your replacement. Who of those people would you pick, and what qualifications do you think someone who'd replace you would need to have?"
I will say that you people are right, though. Perez would not be a good choice. But I stand by what I said about you all being pathetic. It's called a job. Go get one.
Perez hilton cant even do a good job on his own website. Never mind American idol. He can't even spell most words!
They will never ever have you on!
hahahahaha I think I would throw up if you became a judge on American Idol. The ratings of the show would plummet because no one wants to watch you annoying, pain in the ass self on tv.
Re: zach swan – " bunny -boiler" prime movie reference,I never heard that one. clasic!
Perez, you're becoming more and more desperate every fucking day! NO ONE wants to see you on American Idol, neither on U.S. X Factor! You just have a reallllllllly bad taste in music. What do you know about singing??????????????????????? NOTHING. Get over it already.
”we have to put people on the shows that actually know what they're talking about. they've really got to have experience, so that you can not just criticize, but you can actually offer constructive advice as well."”
Perez..you didn't read that paragraph, no? YOU NEED TO HAVE EXPERIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, SOMETHING YOU DO NOT HAVE. I am not a hater, but you're being so stupid. You are NOT qualified to be a judge on music, you sit at a computer all day writing poop about famous people, please, enlighten me as to how that means you qualify to be an American Idol judge? You know nothing about music, you have no experience. Also, ALL you do is critisize people (maybe except from Lady Gaga, cause all you do with her is lick her ass every day) And I believe Simon said he needs someone who won't JUST critisize and actually give advice. Besides, America hates you.
Re: La Garse – You don't see the irony in your own comments? Sorry to disappoint but none of these posts wind me up, everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I personally don't see the point in people swarming over a website where they obviously have such a dislike for the subject. But if it rocks your boat…
Which websites will you copy your judging comments from if you end up on that show. You have no original thoughts.
Duh, did you watch the actual interview? Simon was joking. God, you're a bit dense sometimes, yea?
Perez would certainly sink that dying ship.
people keep talking about slimy on here. Who is SLIMY? a real person?
is it really somebodys name?
Perez you missed the part where Simon said his replacement needs to be good looking. You obviously don't fit that bill. Maybe if you had 10 cosmetic surgery procedures all at once? Naaaaah, not even then!
on second thought: I hope they do put you on so that their ratings can plumet and you can have another failure under your belt. I would love it. you have no qualifications for this job. application denied fat fuck.
SIMON SUFFERS FROM DEMENTIA. ANYTHING HE SAYS MEANS SQUAT. KEEP DREAMING FAT BOY!!!! WUT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT POS LABEL U STARTED? WUT NO ONE SIGNED YET?? GO FIGURE… MARIO AND PEREZ = DUMB AND DUMBER.
Hmmm, I think if you read between the lines, Simon was pretty much saying putting someone who does not understand music on the show is a mistake… hence, Ellen…. he said he is realizing it more and more now….Hmmmm
The only reason I want this to happen is so we can all see the ratings drop and drop….it would be wonderful. God knows, I sure as hell would never watch the show again if you were on it.
Yeah you fit the bill, except for the whole good looking part!
That would be the end of the show for me if you showed up your ugly puss. Make me want to throw up .. besides you seem to be biased/prejudiced ……
A guest judge maybe, but not full time. I heard somebody suggest Ringo Starr once and even though it's completely not his thing, that is the type of person that would be great. He's very very (almost burutally) honest and has a lot of background in music.
I would absolutely NEVER watch that show again if Porky was on the show!!! You would stink it up!!!!! Ugh!!!!
I would NEVER EVER watch the show if your FAT Ass was on it as a judge. Plus he clearly said you have to be hand some, something your clearly NOT.LMAO!!!
Damn perez- stop the whoring.I mean I know that's your schtick but this desperation to get on idol is fucking old already.
"Is he handsome? You've got to be goodlooking." I guess that leaves you out right there, Perez. Sorry!
I will absolutely STOP watching if this happens!!!
Haha I wonder how many emails he got. I emailed him this this morning. I thought it was hilarious. He also wants gaga on the show….I think it could be interesting.
So you have to be good looking and know what you're talking about?
Sorry, think you're out of luck there.
I would LOVE IT!
fuck no!
eww! no one will watch that!
ur fat and gay! if u join the american idol then you and ellen will have gay party!
No. No one wants you on American Idol, shut up bitch.
why didn't you highlight the part about having to be handsome? Yah…*cricket cricket*.
Nice of him to say that.
If Simon believes what he says, then David Foster is one of the few who is truly qualified to judge a vocalist.
your a useless, talentless moron…..so maybe you are right for the job.
Oh please AI, if you read these comments, DO NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT hire Perez. It would be the major downfall of the show. I would certainly not watch it any more if he became the judge, and I have been watching since season 2!
Ehmm He said that you're funny and a personality.. He might as well hire a clown.
EWWWW U SUCK PEREZ !