Vampire Weekends Are Stoopid!

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It may have been self-proclaimed "luck" that led Vampire Weekend's LP Contra to dominate the US album charts, but don't expect the band to get excited about it!

They feel that it would be ”shallow” to be proud of their success!

Considering that when frontman Ezra Koenig heard they topped the charts in an email, he went right back to taking his nap, we don't expect too much from them.

Koenig said:

"It's exciting, but you're number one for a week and then you're not. Even with a number one there's still plenty of people who've never heard of you. There's so much to do. To be number one versus number three or number five, that's the luck of the draw. Our day-to-day has changed so little. It's not like now the glitz and glamour surrounds us."

Ugh, rolling our eyes!

Then, bandmate Rostam Batmanglij added, "The meaningful accomplishments are internal. It's shallow to be proud of how many records you've sold."

Get off your indie high horse and be happy!

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    Posted: Feb 20, 2010 at 12:40 pm / Email this  »

    70 comments to “Vampire Weekends Are Stoopid!”

    1. Laury says – reply to this


      1

      Oh, so you'd rather that they let their success get to their heads, is that what you're saying? I think it's refreshing to see that some people don't let fame change them. Not everyone is a famewhore like you, Perez.



    2. 2

      They have a point



    3. 3

      Be happy about what? Perez or Whoever fuck you!!!!!!!It's just numbers, but i'm happy for them however, but it's just fucking numbers.



    4. 4

      oh give it a rest Perez! they sound modest to me.



    5. 5

      Just because a band choosed to be humble doesn't mean they aren't happy. Lady Gaga has instantly proclaimed herself a superstar just because he first album was successful. Let's see if she's still a star in ten years.



    6. 6

      Really? You're criticizing this band for showing humility? If they had said, "we're #1, yeah, suck on it everyone else" this website (Perez or whomever is writing) would complain about the bragging. Sour grapes, much?



    7. 7

      Re: Laury – AGREED 100%.



    8. 8

      so you'd prefer them to be stuck up egotistical? meaningful accomplishments are internal u douchebag….altho you wouldnt know anything about that cos ur an egomaniac who only cares about the number of people on his website, how hard it is to date, how many books hes sold and his precious gaga!…who by the way needs to get off her pop high horse!



    9. 9

      Perez, don't be such a doush. They seemed appreciative in the quote, but aware of how much work there is to be done. Being #1 isn't everything.

    10. bunna says – reply to this


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      i have unsubscribed to this poorly written, poached from other websites, mean-spirited website atleast 10 times and they won't stop sending it to my inbox… anyone awake at the switch there?



    11. 11

      Its called doing it because YOU LOVE IT, not bc you love the fame and the money. They are a breath of fresh air!! Good for them!!!!!



    12. 12

      oh please Perez….. they just sound so down to earth… being number 1 it's not their idea of success….



    13. 13

      Good for them. It's nice to see a talented group of guys that AREN'T egotistical assholes for once.



    14. 14

      Perez loves piece of shit whore gaga but dislikes the real talent of vampire weekend. Once a queer always a queer!



    15. 15

      its vampire WEEKEND not WEEKENDS in your title, learn to write englishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you foreign freak



    16. 16

      so sick of the nonchalant indie attitude….perez is right.



    17. 17

      PEREZ YOU'RE A FUGLY DICK SNIFFING SLUT GET OVER YOUR SELF AND STOP RIDING THE GAGA DICK WHORE!!!! THAT IS ALL.



    18. 18

      I dont think thats what they meant at all! They're just saying they don't want to be big-headed about getting no.1!



    19. 19

      It's called being humble Perez. Not that we would assume that you know what that word even means. You flaunt every little pathetic 2-inch news story about you in any jackoff magazine.



    20. 20

      they are happy! they just don't want to take advantage of their success. Instead of going around and bragging they are just grateful. anyone with half a brain would understand what they are trying to say. PS, your grammar sucks.



    21. 21

      No Perez……You are the one who is Stoopid!



    22. 22

      I thought they sounded sane…



    23. 23

      Re: Justanotherepisode – I agree. It's like they're saying that there's no need for them to get too excited about them being #1 when that could change next week. Why get excited over something that doesn't last that long? It's temporary, especially in music! One week you're #1 the next week you could be #10 what's the point in celebrating & acting like their shit don't stink just because they made #1 one week out of the 52 weeks in a year?



    24. 24

      I will not stoop to calling you names, I'll just say it like it is. You are a megalomanic fat fuck. That is the bonifide truth. These are artists who are well aware of the fleeting nature of fame, and they want to make a difference in the world. It's not necessarily about the dollars for them. If asked, I am sure they would say they would trade their fame if it meant reaching more people with their message. Who says they aren't happy? Have you ever heard of mellow? I doubt it because you are a cheesy, asshole sucking scumbag who is as fake as everything else in Hollywood. That's the bonifide truth, too.



    25. 25

      running out of good gossip perez?



    26. 26

      I think their more going off of how their just NOW getting hype because their name has the word "vampire" in it. Tragically the whole twilight saga has ruined things for people using the word vampire for anything to be seen as legit lately.

      I've listened to them for the past few years, and good for them for keeping their modesty. We need more people like that in the world.



    27. 27

      What the fuck is wrong with someone being HUMBLE for once. God you're a moron.



    28. 28

      Its Vampire Weekend not Weekends you dumb fuck. lol. irrelevant this post is lame lame



    29. 29

      they went to columbia. it's their job to be pretentious douches.



    30. 30

      perez you are such an ass! leave it too you to bad mouth a music act that has TALENT! so they are assholes because they are not self absorbed morons that act as if the world owes them something??? god i can't stand you!



    31. 31

      i have to say that i agree with perez.

      they do have a point that "only" because you have reached number one doesn't mean that you have made it forever, of course there's a lot of work ahead.

      but still, they should be thanking their fans and celebrate that obviously, as of right now, they are doing pretty well.
      screw this pretentious understatement.



    32. 32

      They do music because they love it. They weren't going out of their way to have a number one record.. Get over yourself Jellybelly. Just because your a sellout doesn't mean everyone else have to be!



    33. 33

      Who the hell are these fuck faces?



    34. 34

      Re: jennagius – so because they want a good education and are intelligent enough to go to an ivy league school they're pretentious? you just made yourself sound insanely stupid. it's a known fact that the best professors and opportunities come from ivy league schools. why does that make someone pretentious to go to one? you have obviously never been.



    35. 35

      they just sound humble to me. not everyone wants to be shallow



    36. 36

      I can't believe you even took the time to write this. Stereogum's already covered them plenty a d you've probably never even heard of the website, let alone the awesome band that is vampire weekend. They're adorable talented indie kids. Indie kids don't give a shr about money or success. Did to know Ezra teaches English to underprivledged kids in NYC/the Bronx? No, because you're retarded. I read pitchfork and stereogum for info about my favorite bands. Even pithfork covered lady gaga's Brit awards performance before you!



    37. 37

      Btw way to alienate an entire audience of your site.



    38. 38

      I agree w what most of the other posters are saying — humility is a good thing, and I don't think it's falsely emoted. What were they to say:" Yeah, we're awesome, we're #1!" Perez would have criticized them for that, too.

      VW is an intelligent band which makes fun, catchy music — they aren't taking it too seriously and allowing themselves to become too self-involved. What's wrong with that?



    39. 39

      Sounds like a bunch of young dudes in a band( a shitty one in my opinion) that have had some success and aren't assholes about it and seem quite humble and down to earth. Wow they are such assholes right? Ugh. These posts just keep getting worse and worse



    40. 40

      Oh puddin, they are happy. They're happy to be making music for a very, very large audience of people that appreciate it. Yesterday you were jerkin your nub because zomg they used a Gaga set for their video, but today, because you found out that they're not as hungry for glamour and money and fame as the people you obsess about, suddenly they're "stoopid". Yeah, people that make music for the love of music aren't as interested in branding themselves and making themselves as famous as they can…it's about the music. I know, that's an unheard of concept for you. But you're the one dipping into real bands with your news, so get used to it.



    41. 41

      Sounds like modesty to me. There's no point in getting a big head.



    42. 42

      always hated them. hate them more now.



    43. 43

      They have a great point ……in this case you dont' Perez



    44. 44

      I think them being humble and just decent human beings is fucking amazing. It's better than with Jay-Z or something , who's the most arrogant , ugly prick in the world. I find arogance disgusting in men. I don't like this band's music , but I respect thier attitude



    45. 45

      they're talented, man. I like the cousins video it's entertaining and fun to watch.



    46. 46

      you are stoopid



    47. 47

      Not everyone wants to pursue their dreams just for the money and the cars. They do it because they have talent and want to share it with the world. You out of all people should not criticize them. You are the absolute lowest of the low and your opinions are terrible. Not everyone rides on other people's coat tails… something that you do.



    48. 48

      C'mon Perez, high horse? I'd call it having a dose of reality. They're in this music thing for a crazy reason: the music. ; )



    49. 49

      Vampire Weekends, huh?
      Anyway, why should they be big-headed and arrogant after getting a number one album? Who are you to say they aren't happy with what they have achieved?



    50. 50

      Do you really go out of your way to be this out of touch and clue free? Are you really this shallow and vapid? Good Lord.



    51. 51

      Perez don't be a douche bag. They are being humble. You could take note, maybe then you wouldn't be such a raging jealous asshole.



    52. 52

      They sound very modest, and have a true idea that the goal of music is to be proud of your work, not how many records you make. I love Vampire Weekend :)



    53. 53

      Lol, because god forbid a band who makes music without caring the money. Thats terrible. How can they not be obsessed with being rich and famous like all the other douchebags in the charts? I mean obviously theres nothing more important in this world than fame and money. Thats why people like you act like you do, because it gets you attention and theres nothing more important than that. But seriously, grow up. The charts are mostly full of crap "music" anyway so I dont see why its so important to be on there, and obviously they dont either. Why should they? And I dont even like Vampire Weekend.



    54. 54

      ooooooof.
      Yeah, Perez Hilton sure does know a lot about the indie-rock scene……



    55. 55

      seems they are humble guys, for a change!! i applaud them, finally some real down to earth musicians!!



    56. 56

      Perez, you are an idiot and as an entertainment journalist, you are an absolute embarrassment to the field.

      ANYWAY, what is clear here is that you're out to talk shit on VW. Because if Ezra had said "we sold a ton of records. We are the shit!" and mentioned embracing the glitz and glamor of celebrity (as your celeb friends do in spades), you would be railing on them for being pretentious douchebags.

      But when they're pretentious and humble, you get pissed. Sorry, Perez. These guys aren't lighting their tits on fire or parading around in couture gear like your "friends." They live in their old apartments, they have their old friends, they are unchanged by fame. They treat their fans incredibly well and talk to them after shows. They play tons of free shows for their fans. They are incredibly gracious and thankful. But they're also musicians who put the pressure on themselves - they are more proud of the work they do than the accolades they get, and I think that's level headed. That shows a commitment to being a serious musician, not a fleeting flash in the pan entertainer.

      Get a clue, Perez.



    57. 57

      I bet it takes A LOT of energy to roll those eyes in that big ass Pumpkinhead of yours! Fuck you Perez, you don't know shit about indie rock!
      We all know you're just upset with your AIDS!



    58. 58

      PRETENTIOUS!!!!!!!!!

    59. adt says – reply to this


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      They're right, though. Unlike your fucking Lady Gaga they don't give a shit about being famous because they're there to make music not to make a fucking joke out of themselves.



    60. 60

      fuck you perez!vampire weekend rule!!!



    61. 61

      I respected them for being rich!!…but the pretentious…success and money mean nothing stance is beginng to annoy….trying washing dishes 60hours/week for minimum wage guys….



    62. 62

      typical rich kid pose…money and success mean nothing….



    63. 63

      just because they don't have a big party about it doesn't mean they're not happy.
      sorry they're not like every other "chart topper" that gets sucked in to the media.
      i find them to be true musicians, no big head, just doing what they love. i respect them for that.



    64. 64

      WORST POST EVER PEREZ!!!! Vampire Weekend teaches us a valuable lesson of humility. They're about the music, not all the glamourous sh**.



    65. 65

      Yet another non-story. This blog is so unbelievably contradictory. You can't laud people for being fame-whores, then get all uppity when people aren't that bothered about fame. Get a grip you sad, shallow man.



    66. 66

      this band fuckin sucks old man ball sack.



    67. 67

      wow perez you are REALLY stupid.



    68. 68

      Never heard of them. They're VERY smart not to let it go to their heads and start slacking off. They're in it for the music, not the money. That's refreshing. I'm going to find some of their music and check it out.



    69. 69

      i love them!



    70. 70

      i love them