Viva Vegas!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Sin City
We love this town!!!
Perezzers has been having the bestest time in Sin City on Friday!
First, we attended the opening of Cirque du Soleil's new ELVIS show, which we really enjoyed. We'd give it a solid B+! The only critique we have is we wish it had a few more traditional "Cirque" moments in it.
After the Presley extravaganza, we headed up to Lavo at the Palazzo for our "Celebrity Tweetup" party, which was a big big success.
What's in store for tonight????
Anything is possible - and that's why we love Vegas!!!
[Images via WENN.]
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What the Fuck!! What a Loser!!! but again what can we expect from you!!!
really???
who the fuck cares….
you are not a celeb…..
you are ugly as sin…..
and annoying as fuck
you are an ugly fat fuck
"Perezzers has been had the bestest time…" hmmmmm….you aren't even a "has been" because you never were.
Perez, you're looking nice and slim!
Kissin up to Criss Angel now huh. Wasn't too long ago he was a dirtbag according to you
I want to go to Vegas.
Perez you look horrible and that John Mayer shirt you have on just proves you were dying for attention because you knew it would be controversial but too bad you didnt get attention because your a nobody.
you look fugly. your arms and stomach look flabby.
why do you do this to yourself?
Perezzers has been had the bestest time in Sin City on Friday!
Wow. That sentence made my brain hurt. After 14 cans of Stroh's and a few joints… Perezzers (us) has been (you) had the bestest time in Sin City on Friday! So we can call you a has been? But you never were ANYTHING….damn, maybe another joint…
So F'n ugly, looks like a STD
I was there you asshole - IT WAS A TOTAL BUST!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING LIAR - IT SUCKED AND YOU LOOKED SWEATY AS SHIT AND YOUR PISS STAIN ON YOUR PANTS WAS DAMN DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!
u look great & i & alot of other people love reading ur posts. so keep em coming
Perez — First of all, Love you.
You need to look better when your being photographed girlfriend! I've yet to see you look really well put together. Kick it up a notch
Pig-vomit speak - a big big success = an abject failure by any other measure.
Looks like someone needs to see a dermatologist for an acutane prescription. Ew. Security obviously sucks in Las Vegas. How else would Internet cockroach Perez Hilton end up on the red carpet. Nice John Mayer shirt, you bunny boiler. Time to let him go - he's just not into you.
I was there, you were trying to get anyone to notice you or be your friend. Everyone wondered who was the horse-toothed fathead with the crush on John Mayer? And why why did he have so many pictures of Justin Bieber in his wallet? They also said you smelled like rotting cabbage and had head lice.
Re: crazygravy –
you know its supposed to be a joke, kind of like the mayer shirt so its the opposite to kissing up to criss..DUH
fuck you perez dont smile your worst for bieng in sin city get it but fuck you who care
God for a person who lives off judging other people, I have to say you are hideous. And what are you wearing? Your an abomination to the human species.
the third picture.
LOOK. at. the. third. picture.
how can you possibly make fun of the way other people look? LOOK AT YOURSELF.
you are so homely that i almost feel bad writing this comment.
your honestly obsessed with John Mayer. get over him already u attention whore
Perez, I love you and I was at Lavo last night!! I tried really really hard to get your attention but it didn't work
My best friend and I really wanted a picture!!! Oh well, it was still great to see you in person and I thought you and Holly both look fabulous!! xox
P.S. I really don't get why people waste their time to leave a comment if they are just to talk shit. ??? Get a life and focus all that energy on something productive.
Ewww you are still as butt ugly as ever. What's up with the bleached chicken on top of your head?
"Perezzers has been had the bestest time in Sin City"- for the second time today I ask whoever is writing these posts- is English your second language? Is this Perez mamacita? Get a dictionary or spell check before you post. You need "Ingles sin barreras/Follow me English" ASAP!
WOW you really are ugly aren't you, man I hope someone sees you there and meets you in a dark alley and beats the shit out of that ugly mug maybe that way you can get those buck teeth fixed
so your mom took those pictures… zzz
You look like a fucking slob. You have the absolute WORST taste in clothing — having a Fred Flintstone head and an out-of-shape body doesn't help, either!
Sweetie, I have followed you from your beginnings… I must say, you look absolutely mahvelous darlin !!
Mario go to rehab your meth face is really starting to show. You look sick and unhealthy. CoCo Perez my ass - you don't know how to dress for being the fashion expert you profess to be. Ugh my stomach is turning looking at your chicken head.
perez, i tried so hard to think you weren't some attention-loving dirt bag but just a average guy that was putting a funny spin on celebrity stories but as time goes by everyone can tell you're just DYING for attention. You constantly bash Criss Angel and John Mayer and yet you have the balls to wear their t-shirts. honestly it's come down to being just pathetic and it's ashame that you try and pimp yourself out constantly. people are figuring out that your just afraid that your fifteen minutes are up. maybe if you stopped being the douche that you called the two men you wore on your shirts then people would stop hating on you, but ive come to realize that it just feeds your ego all of the negative attention. its really sad.
God your ugly, and whats up with the scary faces your making? Halloween is over ya know.
you blog about yourself now? but perez… this is a CELEBRITY blog.
Haha, what I dont understand is why you fucking people come on this site just to bash someone? Guess what? He doesn't give a shit.. like honestly. Grow the fuck up, and take your time elsewhere. You obviously all have no life if your constantly on here bashing perez on every new post he makes. Why would you even sign up? You do realize he is running by you.. we are the ones who keep him going. So go ahead and bash him all you want.. but really, you are supporting him. Dumb ass people.
p.s. it looks like you gained the weight back. and your hair is horrible. actually, everything is horrible.
Just wondering if anyone else is having trouble uploading avatars? I had one just fine and then I tried to change it and I've tried and tried and nothing works. I keep ending up with the palm tree.
Any advice on what to do??
Love VEGAS!
Ugh
You are quite ugly.
I've seen better looking people at the homeless mission!!!
perez what were you thinking with that criss angel t-shirt? the criss angel show is horrible and you think this too, you told tthat a months ago……..
Pumpkin face - you need to stop wearing T's your too chubby plus that pose is so freaken gay…. YUCK!
Had a great time at Lavo last night! The party is always happening there
LAWL the T-shirts are awesome!
chris angel really peretzel..i wouldnt use his shirt to wipe my ass with…and he's holly's sloppy seconds anyway…what next, ur gonna scale hef's gates and go after him….
you dont know fashion for shit. you obvioulsy cant pull of skinny jeans! so stop wearing them cuz ur too fat for them! ur face looks like shit..ever heard of a facial/facewash??????????????????????????????????????????!
Re: LisaRose – ME TO AND IVE ASKED OVER AND OVER AND NO ONE ANSWERS! Mine is A STRAWBERRY cut in half heheh and it wont show? Retarded.
what an ass-kissing fucktard you are Perez
Calm down ppl! I think it's pretty obvious (or at least that's how it struck my initially) that the T-shirts are really tongue-n-cheek. I think the joke is that the people on the shirt are really cheesy and that's why it's supposed to be funny. American's aren't up on the dry, sarcastic humor. Stop taking everything so seriously!
nobody cares…. your nose is so ugly, eeewww….
Oh wow, now that won't up in "US" weekly. . .will it. . .attention whore!
fat shit!
Who is this Macho Manly Stud?
not good looking
OMG! U seriously have no right calling other people fat, ugly, disgusting or even saying certain celebs have no talent etc…You are fat, ugly and have no talent! AND even if u did lose a few lbs…you're even ugly when you're slim!! HOW SAD! There's no hope for u! =( Aww. Poor Perez.
Hope Adam Lambert is there tonight. He is lavish.
We don't care.
Re: crazygravy – yeah, what is with the criss angel shirt-you dick, you ripped him apart and called him a fraud. now you wear his shirt. what a hypocrite
Why u keep posting ur pictures on this site ?!?!
U aint a celebrity fool!!!
Ugly ass Motherfucker!!!
Looking good Perez!!!!
Pig Face, honest to god, you are one hideous freak. Just seeing your pics made me vomit in my throat!
Re: GayRay –
You rock.
Wow Perez… You have the audacity to say that John Mayer is obsessed with you?? He's not the one running around wearing Perez Hilton shirts! You're the one that's obsessed!!
hypocrite…remember what you were saying about Chris Angel
Re: ahmarie – We do it for the checks and balances of the universe, hun. He spews, so we spew. Nature loves symmetry.
I have a wonderful life, thank you very much for your concern. I'll return the consideration, and suggest that you use an industrial strength mouthwash though as it's hazardous to your health to lick Pervez's ass. Have a nice day.
Perez, I hate to break it to you that Mayer doesn't date fat chicks (unless you're Jessica Simpson). So you just need to move on because your stick is coming off a lot like Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction".
perez, if you want any chance at salvaging this "career" of yours… hire a good stylist, stat.
looking at you makes my stomach hurt
please never post your pictures again
girlfriend needs makeup
Re: SammiDe – THANKS for answering! I had a feeling it was happening to others because I see way too many palm trees lately!
This is just pathetic.
you're such a total douche. Look at all the comments - people think your suck a raging a-hole.
You look horrible on the red carpet, needless to say you have no business being there. Stay away. Either you comment on celebrities or you are one - but you can't have it both ways.
You look like a f'ing idiot standing there. The t-shirts are totally pathetic.
Can can't wait til your 15 pathetic minute are up and you go away forever. You and your kind are a blight on our culture and society.
you're that vain you need to post 4 pictures of yourself on your own website? perez this is a celebrity website not your own personal blog…run this as a business not your own fanboy page.
Re: catedud –
uh that's exactly what perez is doing. or whatever his real name is. i don't really care.
i think what perez is trying to say here is something along the lines of "don't take me seriously, because i don't" and "why are you reading my blog if you don't like me?". he is just begrudging that his doppelganger got the lead part in "fat girls" without having to lose any weight. perez has worked hard to become a z-list flash-in-the-pan, and now resorts to posting pictures of himself at his most vulnerable to elicit strong reactions and garner some sort of attention. this is also the behavior of most child actors when they reach puberty, as well as porn stars and internet trolls.
unfortunately for perez, he only falls into one of these categories.
u really gotta get over urself buddy. ur a blogger not a celeb
Eeeeew I'd say you look like a monkey but that would be an insult to monkeys…
You look like you're gaining weight back
Um, nobody cares what your up to, troll.
Ewwww. Just ewww. Perez, you are a fuckup who just happened into a popular blog. You're fucking that up now too with your sister and whatever other morons are now "Perez Hilton" while you enjoy the end of your 15 minutes. Big mistake penedjo.
i love that its now got to the point that you have more haters than people who support you. Your whole career is based on shitting on other celebs…you've now become an absolute parody of yourself. BUT DONT WORRY! Because not only do youhave countless ghost writers who cant fact check (thankyou gossip cop) you actually have whole articles trumpeting your god awful self (hello @pmablog…..tshirts? really???) enjoy the time youre spending living it up name dropping…..because it wont last forever. MWAH x
OH MY GOD PEREZ YOU ARE SO WITTY WITH THAT JOHN MAYER TSHIRT. If only it was 1990…..when people actually wore tshirts
Las Vegas is the armpit of America… I'm not surprised you love it. Oh and by the way, skinny pants were not made for you Wide Load…
It's HIS site and he can post HIS picture any time he wants bitches! Start your own fucking blog. And by the want "your" looking fat is mispelled you grade school drop outs. It's YOU'RE (you are- ' for the "a" try to remember that idiots!)
Yuck!
will you please fucking manscape those hairy gorilla arms of yours? Are you sure your latino?
OMG I just noticed that you're going BALD Perez !! HAHAHA !! Serves you right for making fun of other males for going bald as well !! haha !!
Perez looks like Nelson Muntz.
seriously….if u dont like him then why do u waste your time on this website. it is like his blog if u dont like it dont read it and move on. get a life people
Dear Porky,
a. you are really ugly
b. you have a pig snout
c. you are really ugly
d. you're a douchebag
e. you are really ugly
f. you're a pedophile
g. you are really ugly
h. you will be completely bald this time next year
i. you are really ugly
j. you're a fat fuck with horse teeth
k. you are really ugly
Shit, only 26 letters in the alphabet. Need I continue?
Re: GayRay –
Thanks for taking one for team. It must have really sucked to be there and we all appreciate you for giving us the truth. Who should we believe, you or Porky, hmmm…no contest, Porky and truth is an oxymoron.
Re: swilley – You might want to check the grammar and spelling of your own post. Epic Fail.
Haha, and you pick on other people for their looks? You are not perfect and therefore you have NO right talking shit about people's pimples or so called 'fat'. Twit.
That ghastly facial rosacea that you have, Pumpkinhead, is worsened by consumption of alcohol, you lush. So you pissed yourself did you?
Re: cmwhatitis – Because it is fun to bash him seeing as he makes a living of bashing people that don't really deserve it 90% of the time. It's not about 'Hollywood's most hated web-site', it's about spelling errors and Mario's personal opinions about how people look and how he hates them all so much. Most people would like Mario to get offended and pissed as he does say quite a lot of very nasty unnecessary stuff and does (which is especially disgusting) claim to be mourning and offering love to people who are struggling and whom he has previously slated just to protect his 'image'.
yeah maybe you can fondle some more little boys while your spastic sister writes your blog….
why is everyone so mean to perez? don't go on his webpage of you don't like him.
Re: festus11 – thank you..
Re: catedud –
Maybe because almost all the people here hate the ugly fuck, seems to me you're the odd duck out.