DJ Jesus Luz Likes To Play Pretend
Is it surprising to find out Jesus Luz has no skills as a DJ whatsoever???
Sources say Madge's Brazilian boy toy plays pre-mixed CDs in his DJing sets!!!
Sacrelige!
"Jesus can't DJ. He has absolutely no idea how to mix music and has absolutely no DJ skills at all. He totally fakes it," one source admitted.
Luz allegedly "plays pre-mixed CDs and just pretends as if he’s mixing" and the clubs are catching on to Jesus' DJ fakery!
"A lot of people know he can't really DJ, so his fee is then significantly reduced, to, like, $1000. Not everyone knows though, so the people who don't know will pay him crazy amounts, like up to $10,000!" said the insider.
Yet the Material Girl has no clue Jesus doesn't know how to DJ and Luz has "no plans on telling her"!
Maybe the Brazilian hunk should stick to his day job as a pretty face??
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
He Couldn't Find Someone More Talented To Collaborate With???
lol , hes hot though
i dont belive it cause he take some classes and he does it for a long time too. and madonna doesnt care .he is not her dj so…let the boy work. at least he does something
Lol this is just too funny
Stoopid idiots.
and PEREZ Where are all the post for today and yesterday?? You managed to fill one page today however yesterday not so much
! PLEASE GET TO WORK !
A DJ is not even a real DJ if he mixes with CD's…A real DJ uses vinyl records…Where has the art of DJing gone?
Intelligent readers need to know that the Material Bag Lady keeps him as a paid gay manservant. IT'S TRUE. Sometimes if Mad Donna is displeased with him for some reason, she forces monkey-boy to listen to and dance the Macarena for long periods of time.
he fake dj's and the old tramp fakes singing. auto tune old whore
So Madonna doesn't know Luz can't DJ, but YOU do? How did that happen, I wonder? You never know anything, and your illeterate sister even less. I bet you will be busted, yet again, by that "other" site. For them, it has got to be too easy. Almost every single one of your posts are pure hog vomit, so for them, it's a free all you can eat.
..doh..typo correct….illiterate….God's great banana skin
Intelligent readers need to know that Madge the Vagisil has supplied him with pre-mixed CD's approved by Her Royal Haughtiness. It's true. Mad Dogma just culled together a bunch of samplings of the artists she stole from over the years, and told him he was a famous DJ.
learn to spell, Mario & Co.: it's sacrilege NOT sacrelige
Some mommies give their little boys toy trucks and some give them DJ equipment…
Can he read and write?
Just askin'.
He's just like his girlfriend Madonna, she lip synchs all the time. They're both low class, trashy frauds.
"Maybe the Brazilian hunk should stick to his day job as a pretty face??" He's not even cute. Guy was way better looking than him.
I think the writer of this post (a.k.a. Perez's sister) is the one who should stick to her day job, since she thinks "sacrelige" is a word, rather than "sacrilege." Perhaps janitorial work is more suited to Perez's retarded sister? Writing certainly isn't her strong suit.
He's still fucking yum!
DJ Bad Boy Bill could give lessons to Jesus…only problem, it'll take at least 10 years to start getting good. Don't know Madge would want JL around that long.
Intelligent readers need to know that the Material Sea Hag has advised her protege to just steal something catchy for his DJing moniker. Mad Donna has suggested DJ Gayboy Slim or DJ Slimboy Phag to help him launch his budding career.
Ya Fu*k SOMEONE RICH AND FAMOUS AND OLD, AND LOOK WHAT YA GET !
A PASS on hard work !
This could be total b.s.
It's those misty and ethereal 'sources' again.
Sources used to have names, but now they hide and scatter.
how's this guy good looking or a hunk? Don't see it.
He also has no clue how to be a make-believe boyfriend to that BIG DYKE!!!
Hahaha, coming from the guy who has his own name tattooed on his back (yano, incase he forgets it), I find this story kinda funny haha!
Madonna is the Queen of Pop, so what if he can't really dj, he's goodlooking.
Re: Eggie – Dictionary.com is a friend.
Meh. He has the right to try and find his path just like anyone else. If only we all had a Madonna to maybe help give us a leg up at his age. Jesus, go find/do your thang.
still super hot, with or without dj skills.
he's hot and dating madonna. You can't have everything!
Nobody likes him in Brazil, can't DJ, can't model, can't talk - loser!
Madonna Rocks!
He's prolly just a dumb Rio beachboy. Professional gigolo. Lots of them can be found in Copacabana. For men or women.
Some media reported he has an accou nt on a site to find love. It seems it's called 'Ri ch kis s Co m' it is said it brings rich women and young men together. After checking it,I saw a lot of charming girls and rich men in the club.
I thought tattling was for preschoolers.
what a perception, Pereuza? have u noticedthat just now???? wow!!! fast as a turtle!!!bucket!!!
LOL it doesn't matter if he uses mixed cds at all - does he make people come to the club? If its yes, then he's worth every cent!
I wonder if his breath reeks of Vadge's decrepid pu$$y?
SO TRUE! I'm brazilian, live here in São Paulo, and saw him playing at a club. I have several friends who are Dj's and they told me that if his pick-ups were working, that sound wouldn't make sense at all! Not even for electronic music… But…with this little preety angel face…who gives a sh#*?
But, I doubt that Madonna doesn't know…Of course she does!! But it's just not Djing what she's looking for…
He looks a lot like that young guy that Kelly Bensimon was horsing around with on "The Real Housewives of New York City" t.v. show. I guess she has the hots for the same kind of men that Madge does! They even dressed up as Tarzan & Jane for Halloween! Or were they supposed to be two cavemen? Wutevah!
everybody in brazil knows he can´t play… but people hire him anyway because he´s a "celebrity", so they pay for it.
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Please learn how to spell or don't attempt words with more than three letters or one syllable.
This story is completely true. Madonna and Jesus came to a club I was at (my best friend is the DJ) and he decided he wanted to DJ himself. CDs of his "DJing" were passed out to all of the real DJs and were used for his "job" that night.
The only thing I see him play pretending to be is straight.
So who are the sources??? If the old crow finds out who they are, she'll see they regret it.
lol..looks like joe jonas's twin..