The Price Of Beauty

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No kidding!

J. Simpleton posted the pHOto above to her official Twitter, titling it, The Price Of Beauty.

That's the kind of beauty you keep to yourself!

    Posted: Feb 21, 2010 at 4:20 pm / Email this  »

    82 comments to “The Price Of Beauty”



    1. 1

      Look Mayer's special sauce is all over her face!



    2. 2

      shut up perez.



    3. 3

      She still looks hotter than a photoshopped fugly Lady Gaga, and she's not phoney like Lady Gaga who pretends to be some deep person, when she hangs with a blogger who calls women ugly and fugly.



    4. 4

      Why the hell did she wrap her face in toilet paper?



    5. 5

      There is nothing wrong with this photo, Hater. Just someone who wants to remain in the limelight.



    6. 6

      LOL that is rediculous



    7. 7

      You mean……she doesnt always look like that? What's the big friggin difference….and for all you Perez and/or Gaga haters out there, LOLZ poor babies!



    8. 8

      ugh….It's annoying how many pictures she takes of herself.



    9. 9

      ? Boring.



    10. 10

      LOL



    11. 11

      what is that ?



    12. 12

      She's doing the rice water facial.



    13. 13

      Re: verama – ummm Your post was cool until you became a conundrum, you hate on perez for calling women fugly (which I understand) but then you go and call Lady gaga "fugly." Hippocratic much?



    14. 14

      ewwww Jessica Simpleton is the worst



    15. 15

      I use to think she was so pretty and it wasnt that she was all skinny. Now there is just something OFF about her! She is weird and her Chubby-ness sits weird on her also. She is just a looney tune!



    16. 16

      "price" of beauty…. Yeah I had one of them masks on yesterday in the bath. Cost atleast 2 $ ! is verreh expensive indeed *nodnod* =)

      (yeah yeah I know, stars don't use masks for like 1½ $ but you know… she COULD. same shit different name)



    17. 17

      yawn



    18. 18

      Who the fuck is this bitch?



    19. 19

      This is hilarious



    20. 20

      your jealousy of her is quite boring.



    21. 21

      The Silence of the Lambs?



    22. 22

      whats up with that weird?! themystified . com- your source for entertainment



    23. 23

      She is SUCH an e'f'n WHORE !



    24. 24

      In this case, I blame the father ……



    25. 25

      She's so real, I love her.



    26. 26

      Re: MikelMonroe – you and half of Hollywood !



    27. 27

      umm.. Probably because that's the title of her new show..



    28. 28

      Hahaha that's cute, I've done a mask like that before, it gives you a lot of moisture and softness, really comfortable and your skin looks GREAT :) Nice to know the stars care about their skin too, being natural and it's not always about plastic surgery and fakeness.

    29. Faux says – reply to this


      29

      Re: #Cejers – Hippocratic? HAHAHAHHAHAAHA



    30. 30

      who the fuck is she.



    31. 31

      The ug-lee sister's career is in the crapper … This one has to do what she has to to stay in the 'pubic' eye !



    32. 32

      People post way too much personal shit that no one wants to see.

      Desperate for attention much? I'd say so.



    33. 33

      It is ALL ’bout Keeping Up With The Kardashians !



    34. 34

      ACK!



    35. 35

      That's the kind of beauty you keep to yourself, and let Perez call you out on…Right?!



    36. 36

      Even with all that mask on her face she STILL looks better than you ever could you log of feces !! You are one ugly mutha fucka !!



    37. 37

      Who cares? People post [obnoxious] pictures of themselves all the time. Get over it?

    38. amish says – reply to this


      38

      The price of vanity and stupidity!

    39. amish says – reply to this


      39

      What is she 12?



    40. 40

      shes promoting her show, as this site is also…as well…as is



    41. 41

      Dumb IS as DUMB does!



    42. 42

      Hit it from behind!



    43. 43

      OMG SHE IS A FAT UGLY NO TALENTED…. seriously… what has made her famous?? Umm her stupid comments and posts right?!?! GROW UP! become something worthy and then post shi* about yourself. you're LAME!!!!!!!!!



    44. 44

      Why is this a pHOto? She's not showing photos of a Brazilian wax.



    45. 45

      HIGHLARIOUS, and bizarre at the same time.



    46. 46

      The reason she called it Price of Beauty was because that's what her new reality show is called, she travels the world and goes to different cultures to see how different places define beauty.



    47. 47

      Beauty is subjective.
      Personally, I find the soul in this young woman's eyes to be vacant and disillusioned, screaming for help.
      Trying to understand why she is on a planet where ONE MAN tells her she is a beautiful manifestation of God, and ANOTHER MAN tells her she won't be beautiful until she's a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Double D'd Barbie Doll.
      I'm trying to feel pity, but hate is weighing itself in.
      WHO ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TEACHING HER THIS?
      WHERE DID SHE GET THIS *GODFORSAKEN* (no pun intended) IDEA OF "BEAUTY" ?
      WHERE?



    48. 48

      its JASON!!!



    49. 49

      I like it. I think it's very interesting she's going in that direction. It's refreshing to see her not taking perfection so seriously and opening up about the nuts and bolts of the endless treatments people subject themselves to in order to appear acceptable.



    50. 50

      I love Jessica Simpson. It's refreshing for a female celebrity to admit that she is not naturally perfectly thin and flawless - it does take work, and thank you Jessica for being honest about it!



    51. 51

      Re: MissAvery

      JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJ xD
      LOL



    52. 52

      WTF!?? Why? What was wrong with her? She needed no surgery. What could she have done? She didn't have a big hawk nose like Asslee, he face was pretty, what could she have done? Too young for a face lift, no wrinkles. I guess we will see. I hope she didn't pull a Bruce Jenner and fuck her self up or even worse a Jocelyn Wildenstein. Crazy bitch.



    53. 53

      This chick is a dunce. An uneducated dunce.

      .



    54. 54

      LOL i love it when she is actually quite realistic and not afraid to show the world something realistic and not just after she is all done up and fake!



    55. 55

      she is an idiot.



    56. 56

      That is the name of her new show! Its coming out March 15th on VH1



    57. 57

      Oh please Perez, like you don't sleep like that every night? Quit dredging the bottom of the barrel for things to make fun of about Jessica just because you're jealous she got to bang your boy toy John Mayer. You are desperate and quite pathetic.



    58. 58

      Re: Oh my oh no – Uhh well, she does have a 7-octave vocal range, that usually helps with the whole "fame" thing. Or did you forget she was a singer long before the reality show gig?



    59. 59

      She's plugging her new show 4 VH1



    60. 60

      HAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE KHLOE "QUEEN OF THE LARGEST CAMELTOE" KARDASHIAN



    61. 61

      Re: scandal1 – Calm the fuck down. She's just promoting her show.



    62. 62

      NOT A GOOD IDEA POSTING THIS PIC- EVEN IF IT WAS ONLY A PLUG FOR HER NEW REALITY SHOW. WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PIC I THOUGHT IT WAS BANDAGES ON HER FACE FROM PLASTIC SURGERY…LIKE FRANKENHEIDI! LOL NOT EVERYONE WILL REALIZE IT'S A FACIAL MASK, AND THERE WILL BE RUMOURS OF PLASTIC SURGERY… :S

    63. 6one9 says – reply to this


      63

      Maybe it's Jessica promoting a new “` ZIT ~~~ product.. She needs the $$ b/c her singing “` sucks!! HEY ““ A girl has to work!!



    64. 64

      Those look like those pore strips.



    65. 65

      Hello Clarice!



    66. 66

      Holy shit, that sure gave me a damn scare. Thanks a lot Ms. Simpson >:(



    67. 67

      Re: verama – i agree



    68. 68

      At least she isn't out getting botoxed or 10-plastic-surgeries-at-once upped.



    69. 69

      Hannibal Lecter anyone?



    70. 70

      thats really her??



    71. 71

      looks like Brit



    72. 72

      yet here you are posting it. love you jess.



    73. 73

      LOL wow she really is sexual napalm

      bukkakeeeeeeeeeeeeee



    74. 74

      if that is the price of beauty, i'd ask for a refund….lmao



    75. 75

      Fat, talentless cun*t probably ate the facial afterwards….



    76. 76

      just a tip…if you leave comments insulting people, you might want to spell check…because when you spell words like "rediculous, hippocratic, chubby-ness" you just sound uneducated and even more pathetic than the person you are insulting. She can lose weight, but if you are still dumb at this point in your life, you more than likely always will be.



    77. 77

      She looks better with the mask ON, frankly!



    78. 78

      You should wear this all the time Perez … what a great improvement it would be to your face and image! Hell, go for the full body size … with no breathing holes.



    79. 79

      Perez you are such a hater. Who cares if she posted this.

      Lots of young girls look up to her, at least she's being real and showing herself. She's not hiding behind airbrushing and photoshop.

      She's seems really sweet and doesn't hate on others. GOOD FOR HER :D
      Be NICE ONCE IN A WHILE PEREZ ….you might have a whole whack of bad karma heading your way …good luck dude.



    80. 80

      One of the best things she has done in ages. Perez, let her have a little fun and keep your knickers out of a dither.



    81. 81

      shut up perez. I love Jessica. Can't wait for the new show!



    82. 82

      The famewhore mummy returns.