Lorenzo Lamas Skeeves Down The Aisle For The Fifth Time
Filed under: Reality Television > Love Line
This girl better know what she is getting herself into. Being number five on the wife rooster doesn't instill too much confidence that the marriage will work!
Lorenzo Lamas is getting married again, this time to his 23 year-old girlfriend of three months, Shawna Craig.
We bet the have loads in common. For instance, he remembers when his hair was naturally black back when she was just being born and she has all the episodes of Leave It To Lamas on her DVR.
A match made in ignorant bliss!
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It finally happened. I knew it was only a matter of time before he morphed into Rico Soave, and there he is!
What do you expect from somebody who is around 70 years old and still wears leather pants. It's just sad.
Is that show still going on? I remember it being pretty dumb but largely entertaining in a guilty pleasure way. Much like all of E's lineup.
He's so gross!
That whole Lamas family is beyond pathetic. He has that short roly-poly bleached blonde daughter (whatever her name is - Shana or something?) Complete bimbo white trash. Her mom works at a tanning salon (oy vey). It's just sad.
Let's see… she's bottle blond with fake tits, 7 layers of make-up, clothing that would fit better on a two year old, and no brain.
LOLOL! YOU SAID THAT PERFECTLY. I SAW HIM IN PERSON A WHILE BACK AND HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT! HE WAS TOTALLY TRYING TO PICK UP GIRLS AT A STEAK HOUSE AND IT WAS PATHETIC!
wash up
"roster" not "rooster". proofread before posting dear.
He's known her for three months?!!!? She's 23!?!!?!?!? Oh I doubt this will be forever…
L. Lamas? Who's he? A Hollywood has-been I presume.
ewww, he's such a creepy old thing,another dumb a– ole guy making a young money hungry girl happy[I meant sick].
Cute purse Lorenzo — but it really doesn't go with your outfit.
How did this formerly good looking man turn himself into such road kill? By abusing and disrespecting women.
the rooster, eh?
what's on YOUR mind if you're using "rooster"? hmm.
Calling 'Charlie Sheen'. Calling 'Charlie Sheen'.
Please call Lorenzo and tell him to stop this crap.
Holy shiz - He has children older than this girl! It's time for this guy to embrace the fact that he is not exactly young anymore.
I used to think he was SO hot, but that was about 20 years ago… he's been on a steady downhill slide for a L O N G time, and now he's just "ew…. yuck"
this douchebag sent nude photos of himself to my friend while he was married to wife #4. nice dick, Lorenzo!!!
Re: Fathom – lol! probably not far from the truth
Looks like a roadie for Aerosmith
Just looking at his pic makes me want to take a shower and a big dose of antibiotics. G-R-O-S-S!
That cheesy pose sez: I like myself.
The marriage will end badly. The bride will get her 15 minutes of fame (where's her pic?) and she'll get on a reality show.
Let me guess, another Blond? How could he afford these marriages?
lol rooster
OMG I KNOW HER!!!
"wife rOOster" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Idiots!
Now there's a burnout. I met one of his former wives, Kathleen Kinmont. Blonde, cute, and dumb as a bag of hammers. Betcha he's making the same mistake again.
He's skeevy alright. Blech talk about aging - badly.
Damn O' Damn! Time CAN be soooooooooo cruel!
He looks like Nosferatu!
That's just gross, granpa.
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Whoa!
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Dude's livin' way in the past, man. He's doin' that whole Michael Bolton hair trip. Needs to bring himself into the 21st century and quit tryin' for the Fabio thing. That's so lame.
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Nope, his future wifey is brunette, very smart and sweet, if he doesn't hold on to this one he is a fool!
Ugh! good gAwd!! What's the source of the aging agent on this old Hollywood DINOSAUR?: (i) meth (ii) crack (iii) booze/friend liver.
Take your pick.
Aging sex pest! Gold digging fame seeker! May they have many weeks of happiness together!
Lol @ 'wife rooster.' I think you mean 'roster.'
Ok, this ages me but he used to be HOT in he 80's when he starred on Falcon Crest. Now? Not so much. He needs to wash and cut that greasy hair, get rid of the cheesy leather pants and shave his face!!! UGH!!! He's the same age as my husband and my husband looks 20 years younger than him……because he dresses and acts age appropriate!! FFS Lorenzo, grow up already!!
what's a "wife rooster?"
another shauna shawna?
desperate girls never come my way
Three months? Good. Heavens., and good luck with that.
Ew! Isn't his daughter Shayne Lamas the same age?! gross!