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Poppa Simpson Tells John Mayer To Shut Up!

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Usually we think of Poppa Simpson as overprotective, but no father wants to hear the kind of things John Mayer said about Jess!

Unbeknownst to Jessica, Poppa Simpson reportedly called Mayer and told the prick off!


"The conversation was pretty one-sided," says an insider. "Joe told John that he best not even think of uttering Jessica’s name again."

Mayer argued that he was "praising" Jess by calling her "sexual napalm", but Joe wasn't having it.

"Joe told John to stay away from his family and man-up and apologize for his comments," said the source.

The source goes on to say Mayer shot Jessica an e-mail stating that he was "sorry if the interview offended her," which is such a typical half-assed non-apology for a self-righteous douche to give!

What about saying sorry and honestly meaning it?!

Update: A source close to Poppa Joe says this alleged call never took place.

[Image via JDH/JCP/WENN.]

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44 comments to “Poppa Simpson Tells John Mayer To Shut Up!”

  1. 1

    I can't stand any of them.

  2. 2

    well at least Mayers comments could help poor Jess find a new man….I am sure there are plenty of guys who are curious about the whole sexual napalm thing….maybe Tiger?

  3. 3

    Pops is jealous.

  4. 4

    Ugh I can't stand the Simpsons at all. I used to like John Mayer, not anymore. The guy is a douche bag.

  5. 5

    isn't any publicity better than NO PUBLICITY ?
    Jess doesn't seem to being much on her own…
    As least we know now that she's good at something because her music SUCKS, and as for her acting, well I don't think I need to say anything about that, the ratings for every movie she's been in pretty much say's it all..
    I think it's time she milks this sex thing with John, possibly make a sex tape…
    That should put her back on the map …
    She can ask KIM Kardashion how to take it all the way…

  6. 6

    i don't believe a word of this…who's the idiot that started this rumor? perez believes anything if it makes him a dollar

  7. 7

    Sorry but John was already a pig way before he hooked up with Jessica. She should've known better. People don't change. (A hem Tiger…)

  8. 8

    Hmmmm who's worse, BlowHard no taste, Lip Sync lover John Mayer, or Loser Leach Unemployed, Pimp stage Daddy, live off your kids Joe Simpson…..?????
    Pot calling the Kettle, I'd say

  9. 9

    Mayer is such a A–Hole………………….

  10. 10

    Why in the world would a father of an adult call up or speak on her behalf. She is an adult and is responsible for personal and professional mistakes. Time to cut the apron strings.

  11. jaims says – reply to this


    Good for Poppa Joe! If some asshole said this about me, I would hope my father would do the same.

  12. 12

    Sounds like a press release from Poppa Simpson. As if Mayer would even answer that phone call. Please.

  13. 13

    Oh, come one! HE publicly praised her sexuality! that is a compliment! You know she is happy about that. who would be mad if an ex lover said one was so great in bed he would pay big bucks to fuck her? He has nothing to apologize for. I think John Mayer is cool for speaking his mind.

  14. 14

    Only Papa Simpson is allowed to give it to Jessica, duh!!

  15. 15

    why should he be sorry for those comments? he was hilarious. why people get their panties in a bunch over nothing is beyond me. AND, when you're nearly 30 you don't need your daddy to call your former boyfriends for you.

  16. 16

    Oh Poppa Joe, the blame for anything rests squarely on your shoulders for whoring her out in the first place! You reap what you sow!

  17. 17

    John Mayer didn't even say anything wrong in his interview with Playboy. Not a thing. He actually complimented Simpson in a way. He shouldn't have to apologize and Joe Simpson should NOT get mad at him for making a sexual comment about her. He's the one who was praising about his daughter's boobs!!! I hate that family.

  18. 18

    Papa Joe should kick John Mayer's ass. Mayer should not have talked about his daughter poke that. The way Mayer talked Jessica sounds like a whore.
    I don't think Mayer apology is sincere.

  19. 19

    mayer is a fuckwad. he should be gaffa taped.

  20. 20

    I see where Jessucka Simpleton get the fact genes from. She'll expand bigger in a few years, just like poppa.

  21. 21

    This is coming from the same father that oggles Jessica's goodies. He talks about her breast in public. That's WAY more embarassing than Mayer saying she's sexual napalm. BTW Perez, your just jealous that Mayer never snooked you up the ass.

  22. amish says – reply to this


    Date a douche . . . pay the consequences!

  23. 23


  24. 24

    Sure, he did….he called up John and thanked him for the publicity! They're all media whores! Joe is probably trying to find a way to get them back together after her show airs. The racist and the whore are a match made in heaven.

  25. 25

    if any man said something like that about my daughter in print he better watch out…never cross a mother!

  26. 26

    He's just jealous that John hit it

  27. 27

    I am pretty sure Jessica was happy that someone finally said something nice about her…. she was probably so excited

  28. 28

    "What about saying sorry and honestly meaning it?!"
    What about all the mean things you've ever printed about her (or her sister, or her family for that matter)? Are you ever going to man up and say you're sorry for it?

  29. 29

    oh fuck off, joe simpson. you have done way more to sexualize and pimp out your two daughters than john mayer ever did. you're just pissed because you're not making a dime off of john mayer. this asshole is such a fucking hypocrite. go back to beating off to pictures of your kids, why don't you? we all know how excited you get over jessica's tits.

  30. 30

    How many times did good ol Joe spank it in Jessica's pantys

  31. 31

    hey Poppa Simpson, your darling daughter likes it up the poop chute, hahahahaha!!!

  32. 32

    How old is Jess anyway? 11? C'mon, grow up!

  33. 33

    Granted Mayer's kiss and tell was completely out-of-line, but Joe Simpson is hardly one to talk. He publicly discussed his daughter's virginity with the press prior to her wedding to Nick Lachey - it was just gross. Oversharing is one thing. Oversharing information that isn't your's to share is another.

  34. 34

    You shout up Poppa, you pimped her out and now your upset that John is calling her a HO…

  35. 35

    Poppa Joe is pretty scary and somewhat of a douche himself.

  36. 36

    Ya Perez. How about that apology for the use of 'fa**ot'. We all know yours is long overdue!

  37. 37

    fuck that john mayer would not pick up his phone for joe simpson. you are the self-righteous douche perez, just leave this jm thing alone.

  38. 38

    This is the guy who was talking about his own daughter's Double D's!! You gotta be kididng me!

  39. 39


  40. 40

    uh his daughters a whore….what a dipshit so much for being a former baptist minister or whatever the fuck preacher title he had before he decided to pimp his daughter our to the public….i guess he didnt teach them to keep their legs closed or god would strike their vaginas with lightening…but seriously i would love it love it if someone called me sexual napalm….i mean really only jessica would be the stupid as whore dumb fuck to take that as an insult…now if he said she was a sexual coma inducing bore that would be different

  41. 41

    Oh my God Tigerlilly… you took the words right outta my mouth! Love ya work don't EVER change!

  42. 42

    Joe is outraged? Double D's Joe? Too funny!

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    He didn't? Maybe he should have.

  44. 44