Dick Cheney Suffers Mild Heart Attack

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More heart problems for Dick!

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was hospitalized yesterday after complaining about chest pains and it has now been revealed that he suffered a mild heart attack. His office issued a statement:

"Lab testing revealed evidence of a mild heart attack. He underwent a stress test and a heart catheterization. He is feeling good and is expected to be discharged in the next day or two."

No stranger to issues with his heart, Cheney has already suffered FOUR heart attacks with his first at the age of 37.

Yikes!

[Image via Carrie Devorah / WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 23, 2010 at 3:26 pm / Email this  »

    83 comments to “Dick Cheney Suffers Mild Heart Attack”



    1. 1

      Was praying this was THE BIG ONE. Die you FAT FUCK!!!



    2. 2

      Good! Good!



    3. 3

      I hope he dies!



    4. 4

      this is actually his FIFTH, I just heard it on the news!



    5. 5

      I wont miss him



    6. 6

      THANK GOD FOR THAT PUBLIC OPTION HEALTH CARE ALL YOU POLITICIANS ALL GET HUH DICK.



    7. 7

      oh dear - i can already hear the "why don't you die then" comments………



    8. 8

      Re: bigray – That's exactly what I was going to say!



    9. 9

      Dick Cheney has a heart? Never would have guessed..



    10. 10

      Dick, your god (the devil) is telling you something. You're evil and you belong in hell.

      Good riddance, Darth Vader



    11. 11

      wish this war-mongering pig would just die already.

    12. buck says – reply to this


      12

      stay strong … you are the only one who has a clue on what it takes to fight terrorism.



    13. 13

      What a shame….That it was not fatal! This is the most evil man in existence!



    14. 14

      Given the fact that there is a cold, hard stone where his heart should be, this news is surprising.



    15. 15

      Die pig,waste of good health care on the dark entity.



    16. 16

      Impossible. He doesn't possess a heart. Evil people never die.

    17. buck says – reply to this


      17

      liberals crack me up…so hypocritical, highly ignorant and always with an opinion that has no grounds to stand on, and of course wonderful debaters.



    18. 18

      DIE!!!!!!!



    19. 19

      Re: SheeBop – lol!!!!



    20. 20

      Re: bigray – I was going to say the exact same thing. You beat me to it!



    21. 21

      Retire already, give someone young with fresh ideas a chance. You need to take time off to make up what a douche you have been to your gay daughter.
      It's 2010 good ole boy rules no longer apply. Sit back and relax before you shoot someone else!



    22. 22

      heart attack at 37? wow get out of politics



    23. 23

      Re: tigrrrlilly – So, how do you feel about Obama following the same EXACT war mongering as Cheney?



    24. 24

      Hey everybody whose wishing Dick ill and that he's dies…. ya'll realize you too will all one day die? Unfortunately I won't have the pleasure of hearing about you nobodies in the news. Classless wastes of space. And ya'll are the ones the world will benefit from when you're dead.



    25. 25

      Re: Whoaaa – Retire from *what* exactly you dumbass? He IS retired from the vice presidency. Wow, you people are commenting and nobody knows jack shit! Sad.



    26. 26

      Would this fuck please die already?



    27. 27

      Re: buck – SO if people dont agree with ure politics there liberal?



    28. 28

      Look closely and take note of this strange phenomenon, kids….a man with no heart has a heart attack. Scientists can only respond to such a curious notion by saying "this is what you get when you're a DICK."



    29. 29

      all of you are digusting -wanting someone to die. Right now, I feel Cheney is one of the few people that actually knows what is going on with terrorists. If you listen to the arguements between him and biden, biden is the one that looks like an asshole. Cheney wants the trial out of new york. Knows it isn't safe, that New york can not afford it and is not the place to do it. Biden is the one yelling that bloomberg is asking for too much money for security, that we can try these terrorists in civilian court and why not in NY. Yeah, why not is new york, people are still not over 9/11. you can never get an impartial jury. the white house freaked out thousands of newyorkers last year when they did a low fly by for a photo op down by ground zero and NEVER TOLD ANYONE. God forbid, we have another attack down there, some people are still suffering from post tramatic stress, they will be sent over the edge. Cheney has more sense then Biden. IT IS DISGUSTING THAT YOU WOULD WISH A FORMER VP DEAD.



    30. 30

      You've become such a DOUCHE, Perez - why don't you wish him well as you do others who are ill?



    31. 31

      This fucker has nine lives. Unfortunately for us he has 5 left.



    32. 32

      Get him a Rush Limbaugh and this prick to suffer a very slow agonizing death



    33. 33

      How despicable to wish a man dead because you disagree with his politics. What is wrong with these people today?

      I pray for the safety of President Obama everyday, just like I prayed for President Bush's safety. When did it become evil to have different politics than someone. I have friends from all sides of the political spectrum, and we can discuss, debate, disagree, and still remain good friends.

      You who wish him dead are close-minded and certainly seem a lot more evil than Dick Cheney. I hope none of his friends or family read these kind of vile comments.



    34. 34

      mild? Damn…WHERE IS HE FULL-ON MASSIVE HEART ATTACK WE ALL WANT HIM TO HAVE



    35. 35

      Being evil is stressful.

      Look what happened to Emperor Palpatine's face



    36. 36

      Would never wish for anyone to die… But will say, maybe the stress of lying, being hateful and somewhat evil is causing the stress. Again, he is just a man with views most do not agree with. He is arrogant and egotistical, but he did nothing to deserve a death wish from everyone..

    37. Pippy says – reply to this


      37

      *?



    38. 38

      lets hope the Douchebag dies painfully



    39. 39

      hard to kill a supervillain.

      suck he ain't dead…but not surprised. the devil is probably afraid dick will take his job.



    40. 40

      To those who wish he would die….lowering yourselves down to his level?

    41. barny says – reply to this


      41

      Wish this fucking idiot war monger has a painfil DEATH.



    42. 42

      -Joe Biden, during the election campaign of Obama: "The Iraq war is one of this country's biggest international mistakes."
      -
      -Joe Biden 2 weeks ago: "Iraq could be this administration's greatest acheivement."
      -
      -The only bright spot for conservatives, is the fact, Obama has followed the Bush/Cheney war agenda to a "T", increased troops, fought for funding the war.
      -
      -I figure Obama didn't want all those dead Iraqi bodies in a civil war, on his watch, but It would be okay if it happened on the Bush/Cheney watch, if they had removed the troops.



    43. 43

      DIE DICK DIE



    44. 44

      Not even a stake through the heart will kill this vile being. a friend of mind heard he was in the hospital again and wrote

      BE STILL HIS HEART!!!!



    45. 45

      Re: Bushwack – Exactly! Where's the so very insincere "get better bb"? Gee Rezzo, a fat fuck like you should be next! Cheney is the only reason we haven't had another 911 in this country. He is retired, you ass-hats!



    46. 46

      Dick Cheney is IRRELEVANT.
      However, he WANTS to be Relevant.
      He is a sad, sad person.
      Maybe, he should take a hint and go home and SHUT UP!



    47. 47

      Where are you tigerlily? Haven't heard back.
      I can only assume you are now an advocate of Obama's industrial war mongering machine. Welcome to the dark side.



    48. 48

      GOD BLESS THE DEATH OF THOSE BASTARDS TED KENNEDY AND JOHN MURTHA. ****LONG LIVE CHENEY**** Eat shit liberals!!!!

    49. @v@ says – reply to this


      49

      Re: luvstotango – Why are you using a thread about Cheney's tenuous state of health to bait people into no-win political discussion? Go to Huffington Post. You'll get better debate. The age and relatively non-political demographic here will only serve to sharpen your talons. You're free to try, of course, but just saying…



    50. 50

      GREAT ! WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF IT WAS A MASSIVE FATAL HEART ATTACH AS OPPOSED TO A MILD ONE…EVIL EVIL MAN !!



    51. 51

      WOW people that wish someone death is psychotic and evil.



    52. 52

      The only reason he's still alive today is because of WHO he is (Satan's Spawn that is, lol) BUT if it was YOU or ME that had his medical history, we would have been dead long ago and our health insurance would have been canceled by now too. When it's your time (can't you tell it's time when your body gives out the way his has?) and you've spent bizillions on keeping you alive (what for?) when you should be in jail for war crimes (along with numnuts, your friend)….. NO WAY…..



    53. 53

      Knew it would be a matter of minutes for the Republi-CANTS to start protecting this War Criminal lying BASTARD. This from a Political Party that can't even decide which FUCK-UP to send to lose their next election. DIE, DIE, DIE YOU FAT FUCK!!!



    54. 54

      Re: @v@ – Actually, this site is very political.
      -There's always a Republican to ridicule on this site. It's the reason Mario posted it.
      -
      -Just how many, "Death to Cheney" posts do you want me to ignore?

      -Yeah right, it's just a gossip site, when it suits you, until you hear about Obama and the disaster he is.
      -
      -I'm very happy to only comment on bullshit, like Angie's butt or lack of it.
      -
      -As long as Mario posts conservative figures that I revere, I will come to defend them if they're getting hammered…which is all the time.
      -
      - I'm in a "Don't Tread On Me" frame of mind.



    55. 55

      Hopefully this heart attack will keep him quiet for a while. He isn't VP any more so he should shut up his ugly mouth. Hope President Obama doesn't send him good wishes.



    56. 56

      Re: buck
      Funny Buck, I have found right wingers the ones to be afraid and to not have a valid argument. In fact right wingers seem to spend their entire lives with their heads up their arses, just like you!



    57. 57

      Reposting this just for you, 'all things Republican' haters:

      Hey Liberals, are you embarrassed by any of the following?
      -
      A. Harry "The War is Lost" Reid.
      B. John Edwards LoveChildGate while wife battles cancer.
      C. Jimmy Carter in bed with Hamas.
      D. ACORN and election fraud.
      E. The DNC Primary Circus disenfranching voters in TWO STATES.
      F. Rev Wright and his tax exempt race pimping clan.
      G. PORKULUS
      H. Perez Hilton’s hatred for Miss CA for answering a question.
      I. Janeane Garofalo for saying the Tea Parties are racist.
      J. Murtha for saying the troops were murderers.
      K. Fanny and Freddie and Barney playing subprime grab azz.
      L. Pelosi Lying about CIA and for thwarting democracy.
      M. Timmy The Turbo Tax Cheat.
      N. Government Motors gas hog Barry letting Neda die.
      Libs, have you no shame?
      Geochelone

      -Yes, we have our bad apples on our side of aisle. The difference is we fire and banish them, while you defend, promote and keep them in the party.



    58. 58

      Yaaaaaah ! now that's some GOOD news & here's to many many more. Hope he dies with that great smile on his face.



    59. 59

      Re: GeeBee – Why is it wrong for people to wish Dick Cheney dead? I don’t normally wish anyone dead either but, HE WANTS INNOCENT CIVILIANS DEAD! He keeps appearing on TV shows stating that he WANTS a terrorist attack to happen on American soil just so he can continue to rant about how un-safe Obama is for our country! I don't blame anyone for wishing this prick dead!! He would have loved for that dumbass bomber who just burned his own legs up on Christmas Day 2009 to blow up that plane just to go on Glenn Beck's (another fuckin idiot) show and say "I told you so!" How do you think the people who were on that plane feel about “Dick’s” comments? He wants innocent casualties for his own selfish reasons so as far as I'm concerned - anyone who wishes he would die on a simple website blog is NOTHING in comparison to this asshole (who was Vice-President of the USA for 8 years!) going on national TV shows begging the terrorists to attack & kill us! (Continued below…)



    60. 60

      (Continued…) Even our CIA Chief Leon Panetta said: "Former Vice President Dick Cheney’s comments about the Obama administration security versus the Bush administration security almost seems as if Cheney was hoping for an attack so he could deliver a big, fat “I told you so.” That's via our CIA!!!! Wake up people!!! Oh and GeeBee, buck, hateliars, ChickyDee, & luvstotango….it's pretty hypocritical to tell people that they are "disgusting" or "vile" to wish someone dead when the person they "wishing would die" is an ex-VP of the USA who wishes repeatedly that innocent Americans would be killed by terrorists just to make himself look better than the person who took his job a year ago. Obama & Biden have accomplished more in ONE year in fighting terrorism than Bush/Cheney did in EIGHT years! Oh…and @v@, there is nothing wrong with people commenting on something political on this blog just because it isn't a more "political" blog like the Huffington Post. People who read this website/blog are voters too! Just because this is a "gossip" blog doesn't mean that everyone who reads it is stupid, liberal, or doesn't know anything about politics.



    61. 61

      Re: DolphinGG – Same question: So, you have no problem whatsoever, with Obama continuing the Bush/Cheney agenda in Iraq and Afghanistan?
      -
      -Didn't Obama say something about bringing the troops home and closing Gitmo?



    62. 62

      HELL NEEDS A VICE PRESIDENT



    63. 63

      I'm shocked. I didn't even know he had a heart!!!



    64. 64

      Re: @v@ – I apologize if I sounded like I was attacking you in my last post. I took your comment the wrong way but I do think that talking about "Politics" in this demographic is a good thing because so many people have no idea what is going on with their own government. For those of us who at least try to keep up with what's going on in Washington (which hasn't been much lately thanks to the Republicans) I think we need to get involved more to help spread awareness & encourage young voters. I think it's sad that a majority of our youth doesn't vote because they don't feel that it will effect them or that their vote doesn't count. Anyone who feels that way should look up what happened in the Bush vs. Gore election in 2000. It breaks my heart to think about where our country would be right now if it wasn't for that "fixed" election. Thanks a lot Jeb Bush!



    65. 65

      Evil Bitch. As Glinda the Good Witch said: "You have no power here! Now begone, before somebody drops a house on you!"



    66. 66

      Re: luvstotango – Oh I will reply to that one for sure! I have so many responses and things to say about that as well but first:
      Why don't you try to address what I said in my post about your boy "Dick" wishing for a terrorist attack on American soil & death to innocent people just to make himself look good (too late for that!) rather than try to deflect my comment by asking me a question about something that's irrelevant to this specific post? Why don't you come to the defense of "your conservative figure that you revere" (Dick) by replying to what my comment stated instead of trying to change the subject? :o )



    67. 67

      he really is a fuckin' dick.



    68. 68

      Re: DolphinGG – You do know it was Leon Panetta that said it almost seems like Dick Cheney wants America to be atacked to make his point, but later apologized because the claim is LUDACRIS. Although, I sure wouldn't mind some liberal scum being done away with in the name of jihad.



    69. 69

      Good, he needs to die already. Fucking scumbag.



    70. 70

      Re: ChickyDee – Maybe you can help me out on this one, because I've been searching for the information to back your claim that Leon Panetta apologized to Dick Cheney. I can't seem to find it…maybe because it doesn't fucking exist!!! Leon Panetta never apologized!!! He was very clever with his words to get his true opinion across by pointing to the words he used: "When you read it, "it's ALMOST (emphasis added) AS IF he's wishing this country would be attacked again, in order to make his point. I think that's dangerous politics." In which Panetta was right, it's very dangerous politics!!!
      In other words, Panetta was conditional - by not directly accusing Cheney of wanting Americans to be killed he could get his point across & call Cheney out without having to worry about complying with any political bullshit demand for an apology. Gotta give Panetta props! That was pretty smart on his part!



    71. 71

      Good-for what you put this country through-you wont be missed



    72. 72

      I THINK HIS A FAKING IT , BECAUSE THE PRESSURER IS ON HIM. MY MOM HAD 3 HEART ATTACK'S & 2 STOKES, SHE WORKSOUT EVERYDAY, EATS HEALTHY , & CAN STILL KICK MY ASS AT 65!!!! WHAT DOES HE DO , COME OUT FROM UNDER THE BRIGDE; & EVERYBODY IS SUSPOESD TO RESPECT HIM!?! F@#$K CHENEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    73. 73

      HOPEFULLY HE GETS TO GO TO JAIL LIKE LIBBY, AND DOESN'T COLLECT $200!!!!!!!!!



    74. 74

      FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, WHEN 50 MILL. DON'T HAVE INS. , OR OUT OF WORK, ETC.

    75. @v@ says – reply to this


      75

      Re: luvstotango – Lol, I hear you, but in the battle for the hearts and minds of America, they have to be old enough to vote and care enough to remember if they're not. It IS nasty to wish death on the ill, and I was miffed at the posts, too, but this is Perez…and totally not politically correct, which is why I'm here, tired of unwrapping the gilded lily.

    76. @v@ says – reply to this


      76

      Re: DolphinGG – No problem. You're right, of course; I just have a small thing about threads being hi jacked by that endless, fruitless left/right thing that never have intention of finding something workable in the middle. Carry on.



    77. 77

      Only the good die young. Evil never dies.



    78. 78

      he is the DEVIL!!!!!!!!! he has to be one of the mosted hated people on the planet…..



    79. 79

      Re: @v@ – I completely understand your frustration. On another note, how hilarious is it that luvstotango's avater/pic is a crying baby! Hilarious & Absolutely Perfect at the same time!



    80. 80

      let's go #6



    81. 81

      I hope he gets well soon. I sent him a 20 gallon drum of lard.



    82. 82

      Wow, what a bunch of "tolerant liberals" on this website.



    83. 83

      This worthless piece of $(%&^ doesn't deserve to die; he deserves to rot out his miserable excuse for a life in a prison after being tried and convicted for crimes against humanity. Cheney is the definitive piece of human garbage, and being felled by a massive heart attack is way too good for him. He murdered hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians by starting an illegal war in OUR name using OUR hard-earned dollars, and deserves far worse than what happened to Saddam Hussein. He should be forced to count the rest of his days confined to an 8X8 cell, eating prison gruel and working in the prison kitchen for $.05 an hour to pay his debt to society…the society that HE raped.