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  1. 1

    Eww.



  2. 2

    Nooooooooooo!



  3. 3

    HOWARD RULES!!!!!!!!!!!



  4. 4

    Ugh. I would stop watching Idol if you joined the judges. That's where I draw the line. How disgusting. Fat pig.



  5. 5

    YES YES YES!!! I've never watched the show but if you were on it I definitely would!!!



  6. 6

    Please, just die.



  7. 7

    Hell no



  8. 8

    Wow…. you are not funny



  9. 9

    GAWD NO! This would be the worse decision ever! I will stop watching the show if they hire YOU! U are by far the worse consideration to this show. You are an embarrasement to the gay community and should not be seen! I will write to fox to petition that you not be considered!



  10. 10

    Your pathetic, and nobody wants to see your face for that long. It has a damaging effect on the eyes, plus you might scare the kids off. Plus you suck, you just….suck so much, I can't possibly put it into clearer terms then that. Please, find a deep dark hole and disappear from this world, like now…go now! …NOW DAMMIT



  11. 11

    FUCK OFF PEREZ. What the fuck do you know about the music biz

    Jesus christ.



  12. 12

    Fuck off Baldy!!!!!



  13. 13

    *** HOWARD STERN FOR IDOL! ***



  14. 14

    Don't quit your day job Perez. I could think of a list of people before you that would be more suitable to replace Simon. I think American Idol should pick a few nominees and then have people vote. Who ever replaces Simon needs to have that arrogance about them like Simon…they need to actually appreciate good music and maybe even have experience in the business. You do not qualify Perez. Sorry!



  15. 15

    Just shut your fucking snout you stupid pig! If they had wanted you from the beginning they would have come to you as opposed you begging like a little ass stupid whore Bitch! Just shut the fuck up and crawl back under the rock you crawled out of you ugly ass pig! NO one wants to see you on TV, Ms Piggy took that bill already and she is far more attractive than you fat ass! PIG



  16. 16

    Your pathetic, there is nothing more to say.



  17. 17

    DO….I SEE A COLD SORE? EWWWWWWW



  18. 18

    fail



  19. 19

    Hell yes I would actually watch idol again. Viva la Perez

  20. Juu says – reply to this


    20

    This is the stupidest movement I have ever witnessed. Bad bad BAD idea.



  21. 21

    euw.



  22. 22

    I think you would be a cool judge.. but will you be fair??? As long as you don't tease single people for being alone, mock people for former drug problems, and laugh at people who have a few pimples or imperfect bodies.. you could do a good job.



  23. 23

    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Merab says – reply to this


    24

    In vain…The reality is that you are not suitable at all…You want be there for your own fame-whoring…Not good reason to begin with…

    then you gotta have some skills…you don´t have any…BE REALISTIC…

    It doesn´t help that you you are crying out, trying make the BUZZ (here at least) …IT DOESN´T



  25. 25

    no



  26. 26

    Oh Please!! Your ego is getting the better of you Perez. Stick to what you know… writing sh*t about people you don't know….



  27. 27

    Please stop!!! You are just trying to jump on the back of the betty white viral movement. You are much less appealing and this begging is getting old. You really are not as relevant as you think you are. this is not 2008. The site is getting stale; nothing but chuck e cheese updates and begging for idol. I guess i am the one with the issues though, I still come to the site.



  28. 28

    Either you have it or you don't. Begging is PATHETIC!



  29. 29

    Simon said that his replacement must be good looking. therefore you fail.



  30. 30

    NO!
    YOU LOOK LIKE A TROLL!



  31. 31

    If they're going to put a gay man up there, please let it be a good looking one, not this used to be fatso whose only real talent is being a toxic bitch.



  32. 32

    Oh Hell No!!!! Knowing you I can see you asking a contestant after they sing how they feel about gay rights and or gay singers, then when they answer that they don't think about them and their belief system is contrary to yours you will vote them off and go to your Twittwr page and whine and moan about them…………..Oh Christ please say it isn't so. I will go with the general consensus of the posts here and also say…..NO



  33. 33

    this is grosss. if you ever get chosen for idol, i will stop watching.



  34. 34

    I found it funny till the "I'm a proud homo" thing. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you should "use" it or make fun of it ALL THE DAMN TIME.



  35. 35

    I don't think someone who spouts homophobic comments would be an appropriate choice.



  36. 36

    hope you get it Perez



  37. 37

    WTF??? Gay's forever don't want to be judged because they're GAY, want equality and neutralism. Now Perez wants to be hired BECAUSE he's GAY?



  38. 38

    How ridiculous and shameful to watch all this begging … : because i'm a homo , because i'm this and that … how egocentrical .. i felt so embarassed to watch this video … perez hilton is so pathetic …



  39. 39

    What a pathetic famewhore you are. no one wants to see your pumkinhead on tv. you had a face and body for blogging. what nerve you have calling countless others famewhores when you are the biggest and the one with the least talent.



  40. 40

    perez or die!



  41. 41

    You are a hate monger Perez. You have made money from being rude, putting people down, going out of your way to embarrass people, etc…..

    If you were on idol I wouldn't watch it. You're a self promoting bafoon..



  42. 42

    it so funny looking at the first frame of this video clip up above. if you were someone else and looking at this video you would draw lil drops of jiz all over it, maybe put a cock in your mouth, and tell everyone one this guy looked like a balding horse toothed jackass from shrek. you know you would, wouldn't you.

    you draw splooge and cocks on people and you want to be featured on a family show. wake up and smell the roses.



  43. 43

    perez just fuck you!!
    but you know what i wonder?? i mean you have sooo much money now and you still cant afford a good make up artist who covers those nasty pimples and herpes on your lip ?!

    sad.



  44. 44

    YES!! Mario you would be great! you are great. PEREZ FOR AMERICAN IDOL! YOU GIT MY VOTE!



  45. 45

    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.



  46. 46

    uhh. no



  47. 47

    I'm joining the ABP movement - Anybody But Perez!!



  48. 48

    that is just sad and pathetic, not FUNNY at all so can you just DIE…



  49. 49

    WTF???



  50. 50

    Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard !Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard ! Howard !



  51. 51

    I like your site, but watching you would make me want to turn off the T.V.



  52. 52

    you might now be 'slim'

    but your still super ugly!

    i actually want to vomit at the sight of you, and your voice is so freakin annoying!



  53. 53

    after what you did with the MISS WHATEVER pageant, i don't think anyone would be interested in you and the drama you create.



  54. 54

    I love ya Perez but honestly you dont qualify for Idol, neither does Ellen though so whos to say. Loved the video though, I atleast thought it was funny.



  55. 55

    If that happens I'll stop watching Idol. Just because you pine over a few artists (Justin and Lady Gaga) doesn't make you an expert in music… Fox would be making a HUGE mistake if they let this happen.

  56. Fabu says – reply to this


    56

    LOLz… Perez, you have my vote, you'd be damn entertaining!



  57. 57

    So musically how can you replace Simon …. listening to Lady Gaga 24/7 doesn't count ….. NEXT !



  58. 58

    It's hard to imagine Idol being any more sucktastic than it already is…but with you on the panel? Pure sucktastic gold.



  59. 59

    Shameless!



  60. 60

    I really have to ask; if you all hate Perez as much as you say you do, why are you on his site? If he really disgusts you as much as you claim, then don't log on! No one forces you to watch the video, it's your own time you're wasting. Don't post hateful stuff here; he won't even read it, much less care what some anonymous internet comments say.



  61. 61

    No way, Mario. What will you do? Show up and take the job semi-seriously until you get bored, and then try shoveling it off on less talented dolts to run into the ground - like you did this website?

    It used to be that when a show was ready to jump the shark, they'd hire Ted McGinley and the demise would begin. Now they need look no further than you.



  62. 62

    Nope. I wouldn't watch it if you were on it.



  63. 63

    go perez! xp



  64. 64

    NO. GET IT THROUGH YOUR UGLY ASS HEAD.

    YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH MUSIC. YOU DONT KNOW TALENT. YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DISCOVER IT. YOU GOT LUCKY WITH LADY GAGA BUT SHE EVEN SAID IF IT WASNT FOR CHRISTINA AGULAWHATEVER SHE WOULDNT HAVE BEEN SO POPULAR.



  65. 65

    YESS!!! PLEASE! i was going to stop watching the show once Simon left, tch but if PEREZ came, i would definately watch it still!! If howard became the new judge i wouldnt even consider it!!!



  66. 66

    Posting it twice on your site will not help. For fuck sake, do your even read the comments? If your going to get any positive feedback you would think it would be on your own web site! I just don't see any. You have become one of those people in the publics eye on par with the Pratt's. You come off to the rest of us as someone desperate to become relevant. I won't even go into your physical apearance…



  67. 67

    Not on your life fatass.



  68. 68

    I mean, c'mon, it's not like you have ever "discovered" talent! Gaga was already on her way, and we can ALL see how "Sliimy" just totally blew up on the scene. Is he back on the day shift at Wal-Mart yet? Let's face it Mario, you're nothing but a talentless shit talker. The only thing you're qualified to do is collect information that other "legitimate" news agencies have reported and draw penii and semen stains on their pictures. Stick with what you're less-than-moderately talented and stop trying to think that you have ANY business on a show that people actually watch.



  69. 69

    Is Bin Laden hiding in your nostrils? You could hide all of Al Queda in those caves. But I guess that's what happens when you snort too much meth. You a judge for American Idol - Hell No! You don't represent gays.



  70. 70

    Sorry but I don't think that a fat gay pig would be qualified to judge American Idol. All you care about is your "career" and outdoing Ryan Seacrest.



  71. 71

    WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOU GET ON THERE ASK ALL THE CONTESTANTS IF THEY BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE ?



  72. 72

    don't you think they would've OFFERED you the job already if they were interested? are you really that much of a famewhore that you'll continue to BEG them to call you. are you really that pathetic that you'll take a job that doesn't really want you?

    btw, that video was a major fail. i couldn't even get halfway through it.



  73. 73

    never gonna happen.

  74. Laury says – reply to this


    74

    NO YOU CAN'T. You desperate, pathetic loser. Beg all you want, idiot, you'll never be a judge on Idol. When will you understand that you are NOT qualified for the job? You are not a music mogul, you kept saying Sliiiiiiimy would be the next big thing in music, and you were wrong. Seriously, stop it Perez, you're embarrassing yourself.



  75. 75

    That was just pathetic. All the wrong reasons even if you were trying to be funny. you are losing steam.



  76. 76

    And ps. Its called proactiv, get some for your neck and bottom lip. Cool? kay. We're cool right?, careful not to beg to hard or you might embarrass yourself, Oh wait, you've done that like a million other times.



  77. 77

    Man Perez people really dislike you. We all see you for what you really are, a douche bag who if possible is uglier on the inside than the outside(and that is hard because man you are one ugly SOB). No one takes you seriously, good luck with the herpes and the receding hair line(Maybe you can borrow one of Gaga's wigs).



  78. 78

    GOD DAMN YOU ARE FUCKING VILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  79. 79

    I would stop watching AI altogether if a fucking moron like Mario was on the judging panel. What does this stupid fuck really think? He has a website and reports gossip (some true; most not)…What was I thinking? OF COURSE, he's completely qualified for this gig. DUH!!!



  80. 80

    Re: WrongAnswer – EWW, I JUST NOTICED.. MARIO BEFORE APPEARING ON CAMERA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THOSE HERPES!! IN YOUR OSICO!! PERRO MALDITO



  81. 81

    NO YOU CAN'T!



  82. 82

    yessssss!!!!!! he will tell it like it is for reals!!! he doesn't murder anyone and he is funny and you know that he can do it!!!!!! you're all just jealousssss!!!!!! Perez for Idol!!!!!!!!!!, BITCHES!!!!!!! bahaha!!



  83. 83

    Re: LightningStrikes – Oh hush. If you have to have it explained to you, then you need adult supervision. Seriously. The Parsite might not care what readers say, but others do read the stuff. If someone at Idol were idiotic enough to even think about Mr. MilitantGay as a replacement for Simon, you know they'd look at this site and see what a joke he is. They'll be wanting someone their whole audience wants to relate to, not some moronic hack who's not to proud to grovel for something WAY over his head.
    .
    PARASITE, PAY ATTENTION: IT ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN. SO NO, YOU CAN'T. I'd rather have Richard Simmons on there than YOU. And that's REALLY BAD.



  84. 84

    GO Perez!



  85. 85

    Only if AI wanted to END its run should they put your nasty ass on the panel. What a fucking nightmare. Perez stick to doing what you do best.. and that is COPY and PASTING other peoples articles and drawing stupid shit on it.. STAY AWAY ….



  86. 86

    I think it would be funny.



  87. 87

    breathE, "I breathE and take up space"… breath would be as in, "I took a deep breath"…. just throwing it out there



  88. 88

    Seriously Perez stick to spewing hate and pie eating contests. No one likes you, the only reason anyone shows up on this board anymore is to make fun of your sorry ass. Your PATHETIC!



  89. 89

    Wow… the fact that you think you are worthy of that quantum leap in relevance is sad. And that is why I rarely come here anymore. Could your head get any bigger?



  90. 90

    Hahaha I love it! You go Perez!



  91. 91

    YEA RIGHT SO WE CAN HAVE ANOTHER LADY GAGA, GO CHOKE ON YOUR DOGS DICK PEREZ



  92. 92

    DO IT Perez!



  93. 93

    Nice acne on your neck.. Weren't you just making fun of Alicia Keys for bad skin??? Proactive?!?!? You are one grotesque looking mutha fucka… You don't have the face for t.v. and you over enunciate when you talk.. I'm gay, but damn, you sound really fa**ggy !! You try and be way too fem !



  94. 94

    i dont get how people dont want him to be judge but still hit his site all the time… hypocrites…. i love perez and i think he is hilarious, he would be the perfect judgeeee!!!!



  95. 95

    You are an embarrassment to all gays.



  96. 96

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



  97. 97

    DIE!!!!!



  98. 98

    You are incredibly petty and disgusting, I would hate to see you as a judge. Simon is also petty, but he's got the slightest bit of wit and has vast musical knowledge, something you severely lack. Stick to blogs, Mario (although you're not very good at that either).



  99. 99

    I don't get why you think your opinion is important or matters.
    NO ONE wants you to be on Idol. You wouldn't pick talent, you'd pick whomever was gay, you biased piglet.
    I will definitely not be watching it if you are on it!



  100. 100

    Hell no, sorry Perez, it's not gonna happen

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