Pretty (Wo)Man In Beverly Hills!!!

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Amazeballs!!!!

We are going to make this guy a STAR!!!

This wig-wearing, bike-riding, larger than life, half-naked tranny wannabe was riding around Beverly Hills yesterday giving everyone quite a show! It's takes a brave man to ride around on a bike with his junk all over the seat! Ouch!

We can't decide if he's stoned or just effing BRILLIANT! Maybe he's both!!!

We must know who he is! He's our new favorite person!

See the uncensored pictures…. after the jump.

[Image via www.XposurePhotos.com.]

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    Posted: Feb 23, 2010 at 8:30 pm / Email this  »

    145 comments to “Pretty (Wo)Man In Beverly Hills!!!”

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    1. 1

      thats just disgusting



    2. 2

      =0 uhhh scared for life much?
      made me laugh, then gag, not in that order lolz



    3. 3

      YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK



    4. 4

      WOW! Um maybe it was hot and he wanted to feel the wind on his balls. Yeah find out who this guy is, maybe you two could date Perez.



    5. 5

      That's great.



    6. 6

      ohh oh god you dont want to look but you just can't help it.. haha hilarious love it!



    7. 7

      Haha he needs a shave!



    8. 8

      eeewwwwhhh!



    9. 9

      …and so Mario begins his grassroots campaign. Takin' it to the streets, kissing balls & throwing out babies in his push for 'Perez For Idol'



    10. 10

      What's the difference between Ke$ha and this guy?

      This guy has no VD's.



    11. 11

      That's just wrong!

    12. bleeh says – reply to this


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      Bet you and him finished your love-making and he was riding back to his house.

    13. KateT says – reply to this


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      How do you know he's not some perv looking for attention. Tranny or not, it's disgusting. But, yeah, I had to look.



    14. 14

      Re: trinigirl123 – AHAHAHAHA so true xD

    15. Jaxy says – reply to this


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      WTF?! lmao!!



    16. 16

      I would like to see half of you haters get out and do something like this - it really took balls on his/her part :)



    17. 17

      PEREZ FOR AMERICAN IDOL ??????
      YOU FAT SELF LOATHING QUEEN , NO ONE LIKES YOU !
      BEST IF YOU BUY SOME PROACTIVE AND CLEAN THE HERPIES ON YOUR CUM GUZZLING MOUTH.
      OH AND GET ANAL CANCER SLOB !



    18. 18

      LMFAOOOOO! That shit is to fucking funny. Only in LA

    19. LA22 says – reply to this


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      What's the difference between Perez and vincenotvance…nothing really. They both aren't funny.



    20. 20

      THis just fucking made my day.



    21. 21

      I can't even imagine what the seat smells like… probably similar to an elephant or musk oxen pen.



    22. 22

      w0w perez looks like ur twin



    23. 23

      Anyone who lets their inner self come out and play is STYLISH in my book.
      www.thethrifters.net



    24. 24

      I feel bad for him. He obviously has mental illness.



    25. 25

      YOU WANT TO TAP THAT DON'T YOU PEREZ? hahaha (:



    26. 26

      Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – this is what rational people with all of their neurons firing see when we look at Laddie Caca…



    27. 27

      Michael Cimino?

      Just sayin'.



    28. 28

      Perez, they call him "Puff the magic drag queen" from what they told my old band when we met him sitting inside the Hustler store. We actually wrote a song about him years ago because he was so shocking to see sitting at the hustler store in panties drinking coffee with his nuts hanging out the side. true story and i will never forget his look…cant wait to forward this to my old band mates



    29. 29

      OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I seen this guy on Halloween on WeHo!!! this guy was dressed up like this and pretending to be a a sexual girl!! good times!!! he was the highlight of Hollywood Blvd that day!!



    30. 30

      There's more of him on poorlydressed.



    31. 31

      You two would make a great couple!



    32. 32

      I am absolutely DIGGING the Nursing Bra he is wearing. There's a lot of people out there who could take some good lessons from this lady/man thing. Seriously!



    33. 33

      I've actually seen this guy in a pink glittery dress riding the same bike exposing the same body parts in west hollywood. Looks like he's on a mission…



    34. 34

      *

      Whoa, Mario!

      *

      Shoulda had that tummy tuck, sweetie. You're really packin' some moobs there, kiddo. Good thatchya have manssiere on.

      *

      The…uh…last pic, Perez. Jeez, Louise, P-Man…COMMANDO?!?

      *

      PS, the Spinal Tap wig ain't so hot eaither.

      *



    35. 35

      Love the hairy ass and ball shots. Out with my eyes!!!



    36. 36

      She's one of the top dates on nerve.com!



    37. 37

      hahaha!! This is too funny…



    38. 38

      ummm…WHAT??? im blind



    39. 39

      looks like the teacher/westler from billy madison



    40. 40

      that is too cute!



    41. 41

      put him on the 1st bus back to florida!



    42. 42

      He's been around awhile. Someone posted images of him last year or so. He sucks at being tranny. He's just a noddy donner who likes cheap spandex.



    43. 43

      i think i might vomit



    44. 44

      Haha. Ths is why I love this blog! Perez– its been too long since you have posted shit like this.



    45. 45

      That is the most DISGUSTING thing I've ever seen in my life!!!! GROSS!!!!



    46. 46

      Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Lmao! So true!



    47. 47

      Dude, it's LA…this kinda shit is normal. What's the big deal? Oh…I know…Perez wants a bf.



    48. 48

      you look like him, dude ;)



    49. 49

      Perez, this guy is always next to millions of milkshakes and he's in even more revealing clothes. I had to cover my nieces eyes.



    50. 50

      really hilarious…i sure hope small children got to witness the "hilarity" of this freak show. and we wonder why the u.s. is going to hell in a handbasket?!



    51. 51

      wow….a bit gross. more then likely it was a bet or he likes doing that kind of stuff. but i bet he got payed to do it by the look on his face



    52. 52

      He has more clothes on than usual! He's out all over west hollywood. You should have seen his Halloween outfit.



    53. 53

      Sex-AY!



    54. 54

      You've found yourself a boyfriend there!



    55. 55

      Is that you on a bike channeling Lady GaGa Mario?



    56. 56

      Right ON!!!!!! Love seeing people flying their freak flags high and proud. I mean, sucks for his bike seat, but GO, MAN, GO!!!!!!



    57. 57

      I know him! He's a regular around Hollywood. I have a bunch of amazeballs pics of him posing for me. I don't rememebr his name but i know he stops by at Pep Boys on Hollywood and Gower to visit the boys there and I'm pretty sure they know his name :)



    58. 58

      LOL I remember seeing this lovely "lady" at LA Pride last year. It was quite an experience, one that i wont forget. I'm glad to see that she is getting the attention she deserves.



    59. 59

      My eyes.. My eyes!



    60. 60

      p.s. I saw him once at Victoria's Secret at the Grove trying on lingerie ;)
      don't be jealous



    61. 61

      you found this guy on another persons site, but in typical perez fashion its all you.



    62. 62

      DAD!



    63. 63

      Oh, why did I look?



    64. 64

      disgusting.



    65. 65

      love it lol



    66. 66

      This is your Father, isn't it Perez?

    67. PHARO says – reply to this


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      LOOKS LIKEA TYPICAL RE-THUG-LICAN..REPULSIVE DEGENERATE OF HUMANITY AND REALLY WACKY RIGHT WING RELIGIOUS SCUM…LOOKS LIKE DICKY CHENEY WHEN IT WAKES UP



    68. 68

      This is like vintage/classic PH… loves it



    69. 69

      sadly, ive seen him out in West Hollywood before.. either walking around or on that bike being his hideous self, LOL.. so sad that you couldnt find anything better than that hideous mess to put on your site…

    70. Cass says – reply to this


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      What's the big deal? He looks like every third guy from PeopleofWalmart.com.



    71. 71

      That is some funny ass nasty shit. lol



    72. 72

      That guy could pass for Perez's twin brother.



    73. 73

      he's also looks alot like the guy they picked up for stalking someone from Dancing w/ the stars last yr.
      he would hang out and wait for Shawn Johnson maybe?
      I thik Perez posted about it?

    74. 6one9 says – reply to this


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      He should have been arrested for indecent exposure!! WTF!! And you want to make this douche`bag a STAR Perez?? Gimme a fucking break!



    75. 75

      this guy has been around for years. Usually he wears a turquoise bikini and sometimes a denim mini over it. He hangs out at The Motherlode in WeHo.



    76. 76

      perez…is inlove!!!



    77. 77

      He's cold.



    78. 78

      Obviously a mental and sexual defective. Is that your dad Perez?



    79. 79

      You should look up Leslie from Austin, TX. He is the hoeless tranny who shaves his legs on the side of the road whil wearing a string bikini and he ran for mayor and almost won lol. We love Leslie in Austin! Way better than this guy.



    80. 80

      i'm a little creeped out by the fact that i recognize this guy… i've seen him outside of millions of milkshakes wearing this same outfit in pink

    81. owly says – reply to this


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      perez i hope when you see a fat female butch dyke tranny you want to make her a star too. no double standards!



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    83. 83

      I could have went a whole life time not seeing that, and be great :P

      Love you Perez but that honey was wrong on soo many levels!



    84. 84

      Someone like this is why the rest of the world thinks we are a country of demented, profane freaks. Don't you get it Perez, the religious right LOVES this kind of stuff! This guy and also the freaks having sex in the street at the San Francisco gay pride parades. All this kind of thing does is give credence to the stereotypes that this is the type of behavior by homosexuals that we need to protect our children from

    85. LOMO says – reply to this


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      Re: almost there – Yes!! I was getting on here to see if anyone mentioned Leslie. He's been doing it for decades in downtown Austin, except he's much more fierce. lol I love when Leslie wears his cheerleading outfit.

    86. FANG says – reply to this


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      I think he needs highlights….



    87. 87

      omg is that ur daddy?



    88. 88

      Is that James Cameron?



    89. 89

      lol. sexy



    90. 90

      well good for him/her…exercising!!! scaring folks is just a bonus. looking mighty fine is priceless. now please excuse me, gotta urp.



    91. 91

      thats absolutely disgusting! is that BARBARA! OMFG IT IS

    92. Imy says – reply to this


      92

      Aww!



    93. 93

      It's cool if you want to ride your bike, dressed like a woman…but, come on… wear a thong–at the very least… Disgusting!!!

    94. 6one9 says – reply to this


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      All this dumb `ass needs is a pair of “`fuck`me ““ pumps to complete the picture.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      Where's a COP ““ when you need one??



    95. 95

      EWW and LOL



    96. 96

      lmao yummy



    97. 97

      who in their right mind would ever do something like this?!



    98. 98

      perez thats so you to find the most disgusting, untalented, ugliest person and want to make him a star.. (stop projecting your dreams on others!) while you never give a chance to someone who really deserves it and promote an underground singer or a starting acting talent.. not to mention how you burn everyone who's already kinda in the bizz



    99. 99

      That is damn narsty!!



    100. 100

      Would you want to ride that bike after him?
      At least he's controlling the man-tits.

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