The World According To Lindsanity, Part 2

La Loca continued her delusional interview today - in which she tries to convince herself the world that she's not still a disastrous mess of a crackwhore - with the most respectable, highest-profile news outlet she could find that would still pay for her irrelevant ass, Britain's The Sun, and it gets even more ridiculous in part two!!
We think Lindsanity has a promising career ahead being a delusional liar creative writer!!!
The best part about the entire thing is that her interviewer smells LOLhan's bullshiz two miles away and writes:
"It is a whirlwind of a meeting and, if I'm honest, none of us are particularly taken with Ms Lohan. I am left staring at a very mixed-up, confused little girl who just wants to be loved. As I leave her to party in her hotel suite, I can only hope that one day she will let somebody do just that."
Here's some of Lindsay's better crazy:
On her toxic lesbian relationship with SaMANtha Ronson:
"I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We're still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends. If I wasn't with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She's the only woman I've been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don't know.""Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it's normal. But in front of the public eye they're going to take the downs and make it seem like they're a million times worse. That comes with the territory. It was a big deal for me because I've never had a relationship as public as that, especially being with a girl for the first time. That was really scary for me. But I didn't care because I love her. A picture can tell a thousand different words and lies. They want the negative, they want the drama. They want to say, 'Oh Lindsay's distraught, here we go again, should Sam leave?'"
On why the Ronson family wants her gone:
"There have been a lot of ups and downs. Her family is very involved in her relationships and that was difficult. I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family. But I've always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn't fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them. She kind of does what she wants now. It's changed, so who's to say we won't be together again?"On Heath Ledger:
"That's kind of a touchy subject. Sorry. He was a really good friend to me for a long time and it was really sad when that happened."On her fameWHORING parents and her EFFED UP childhood:
"My childhood was very… well, my mom was amazing but my dad was there and then not there. My Dad experimented with drugs including cocaine and I think maybe that had a lot to do with it. When I was younger he would disappear for three days then show up and we'd be walking on eggshells because we would be nervous of what he would say or do. I would put myself in between him and my siblings and do the best I could to protect them. Maybe I didn't realize how much it was affecting me as a person and what it could do to me in the long run. He never hit me, it was more verbal. When I was younger he hit my mom, but I don't really remember that part of it. I think my family is part of the reason I've made mistakes. I think it's just the pressure of wanting to please everyone. That's always been hard."
This would honestly be quite sad if she weren't getting a paycheck out of it!!
You can only blame everything else around you for your mistakes for so long, LiLo, but at some point you're going to have to OWN up to your problems if you truly want to FIX them.
Nobody buys this as sincere. Get HELP.
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lol is she really smoking parlaments?
clllassssssyyy…
Lindsay your fans love you, and we're holding out for you to make your big come back!
P.S Love your music, please make more
Lohan will end up like Anna Nicole or Brittany Murphy soon.
So basically her life is sooooo fucked up because of EVERYONE else including the media, am I getting that right?
I had no idea Heath was friends with her. It's weird.
Much like everything else you write its not worth reading.
Wait! Did she call SaMANtha a "musician"? Is she kidding???? When did spinning tunes on an iPod constitute as a musician??? Sad, delusional little girl.
LOL… For someone who hates Lindsey so much you surely give her a lot of free press time, priceless you hypocrite!!!!!!
Why is someone always holding her up in every picture? She can't even walk without bobbling around!
I don't see what was so bizarre about this interview? She didn't say anything that anyone else wouldn't say, she was upfront and honest. And about her "blaming her family for her problems", your family is your biggest influence! Of course your life would be messed up if your parents relationship went like hers did! I say LAY OFF OF HER!
Re: LizardKinG – Why are you on this website then? Hahaha
Lindsay Lohan love you !!!!!!
I really like Lindsay, she always had this IT factor where she draws people to her, whether on screen or off. She is so damn talented and she could do so many great things in her life. She needs to get her life back on track, leave Samantha, leave the partying, leave your father and concentrate on yourself and getting yourself better, loving yourself. The thing is, she sounds like a good person but one who does not know what to do with themselves, one who is looking for love but who cannot find it because the first step is loving yourself.
When I hear about all the things she has been trough I just want to give her a hug and tell her everything will be OK, tell her she needs to stop making excuses and wake the fuck up. Your a talented, beautiful girl, wake the fuck up and straighten your life.
As for Perez Hilton, he is a douche bag. I have met the guy and he is just as obnoxious outside of his blog. He really thinks he has made it big and that people care about him. The truth is no one respects him, he is a nobody, a cynical, mad at the world queen. Everyone can tell that he is very insecure individual and that is the reason why he picks on people like Lindsay or J-Love(to make himself feel better) and that is why he kisses ass(Lady Gaga). He really is a sad individual.
So the break up was the fault of Sam's friends and family, her drug use is blammed on her father..and her mother is AMAZING even though she excused and explained away Lindsay's drug use foryears. This poor sad deulded chick. She thinks nothing is her fault when in fact everything is.
Re: Who the hell cares –
Because she always has a 100 paparazzi behind her. Who are pushing in every direction. If some of you see what its actually like for some of these celebs, I swear if they did not have bodyguards they would be run over. (I mean they choose to live this life but it can get quite scary).
FUCK YOU PEREZ, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HER? HAVE YOU EVER SPENT TIME WITH HER? YOU ARE THE WORSt HIPPOCRITE! YOU SUCK PEREZ! YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK! LEAVE HER ALONE. MAYBE SHE DID HAVE A TROUBLED CHILDHOOD!? WHY IS HER NOTE/INTERVIEW INSINCERE TO YOU? WHY DON'T YOU EVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF? YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER, YOUR FAKE NAME, ETC… YOU ARE DISGUSTING!! I COME TO YOUR SITE TO SEE WHAT CERTAIN CELEBS ARE GOING THROUGH AND WHEN I READ YOUR CAPTIONS, I SEE WHAT AN ASSWIPE YOU ARE. YOU KNOW VERY WELL HOW TO PLAGIARIZE! KUDOS TO YOU FOR THAT! YOU KNOW HOW TO LICK STARS LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM, BUT THEN TURN AROUND AND POKE FUN AT EATING DISORDERED GIRLS! GROW UP AND NO THE WORLD IS NOT ACCORDING TO YOU…YOUR WEBSITE IS THE WORLD ACCORDING TO A PERSONALITY DISORDERED, CONFUSED, AND CHUBBY LITTLE FAT ARSE….ALA PEREZ….LOSER
I wish Lindsay the best of luck in finding true happiness. Great interview!
Time for Lindsay to take responsibility for her own life and stop blaming everyone else. Only she can change it.
Why was Heath Ledger friends with so many losers? Lohan and an Olsen twin? He could've done waaaaay better than that, such a talent and a handsome man. To me this interview does seem pretty genuine though, dunno why she has to keep talking about her life though. She should just get on with it and try to sort herself out.
It's very sad the her "career" has been reduced to talking about events that happened a long time ago. You don't hear any drama in relation to Samantha Ronson now that Lindsay is out of her life, so it's hard to believe it was her family and friends that was the problem. Everything about these events has already been written a thousand times. Lindsay needs some serious mental help before it's too late. Lately she seems to be taking a page out of her father's playbook….get attention by talking inappropriately about personal matters.
Another reason why I decided to take a hiatus on all my celebrity reading. Why are we hearing about Lindsay Lohan? Aren't there starving kids in haiti? Isn't there a war in the middle east? Leave this poor girl to sulk in her 5 minutes of infamy beneath the wheels of the trailer she came from.
And give her the credit she deserves. You can safely assume based on her interview and the picture that she is on drugs and it probably takes ALOT of concentration to participate..
Re: giorgio85 – Perez may sound (or be) ignorant and obnoxious but unlike the rest of his, he cashed out on his opportunities. If the some of us here on this blog have enough time to bitch and rant about Perez, none of us have the luck or the connections to make a buck off it like Perez.
Start a blog, make it catchy, get an audience, then complain about Perez hilton. Its a character not a person. The genius comes from being able to sell it.
Why doesn't she just GO AWAY??????????
I feel that people are too hard on her. She has been under the influence of a lot of bad people who basicly don't care for her, but just use her in whatever way she can. She does want to be loved and who can blame her after so much has happened to her. People just don't want to give her a break. She has been in a vicious cycle for years and she isn't getting any younger and even prettier, and that is what cigarettes and drugs do to you!
I really hope she will find a way out of all this drama which is basicly brought upon her by her family. She is hooked on this negative attention and I feel that nothing will come out of her, unless she makes some serious decisions and starts to clean up her act. Because at 20, 21 people still buy that your family is responsible but not at 23 and up, by that time you are solely responsible, even if there is negative influence from the outside. Who will support her when she can't find any work as an actress? Does she ever wonder what could happen to her in 5 or 6 years? Who says there will be a come back for her? I hope she finds a decent job and stop partying, it is not good for anybody, why should she be an acception?
Re: Nellistar27 – totally!!! And why did he READ IT?
bwahahahaha! Just an avid Perez blog reader who loves complaining but no less of a fan apparently!
Re: perez=IQ_of_a_potato – So you have the IQ of potato fungus apparently for being so GLUED to the words of a potato!
I love all the phony, first time posters who come on to try to say good things about Lindsay. Obviously she has a few of her publicity team signing on to make good comments.
if you don't leave her alone, i wont support your american idol judge perez cause, and i really like you.
D.E.N.I.A.L!
Re: stefystef – Absolutly NOT! Sam-ham is not a musician! Spinning records is not playing an instrument….Most DJ's are losers who tried and failed at being a musician! None of them have any taste in music and they are all just wannabe posers! Eff-off DJ's! Nobody cares about what you do except the other losers that go to see a DJ wank-off (yeah, big fun watching someone put discs on a turntable) You might as well go down to the local greasy spoon and watch the fry cook throw burgers on the grille! At least you can get something to eat there…All you get watching a DJ is a headache and a rash from the close proximity to the DJ's fans…(both of them) I HATE DJs and phoney canned music!
poor girl. i buy it.
not that she didn't make any mistakes. but she grew up in the public eye and everything she does get's talked about and judged.
growing up is hard enough at it is, i can't imagine doing it while feeling such pressure from the outside.
she obviously lacks a great deal of self esteem and i believe that it must be devastating to have the whole world judge you while you are still trying to figure yourself out. not to mention her parents, who just really make me angry.
Re: stefystef – I logged in just to say the same thing and then saw you beat me to it. I agree.Thats like calling a rapper a singer or a rap musician. Neither a DJ or a rapper demonstrate any real talent.
Re: HungUpBoyToy – I'm not a huge fan but I definitely can see that she is someone who has been a little lost. I'm praying for her. Everyone has their ups and downs. I'm pretty sure PH left out the part about how she admitted to using drugs. Unless this was a different interview. I think she recognizes that she needs help. People should be hoping she gets better, not wishing she fails like PH does. I'm on her side and I'm glad to see that her true fans are behind her. She could use a little support. PH seems completely devoid of a heart.
Re: TheBona – ok, you took a hiatus but you're back? and wasting you precious time commenting on a post? people log on to cnn for news and sites like this for celeb gossip. there's room for everything. i care more about the issues than the celebs but it can't be all doom and gloom all of the time. especially since we've been at war for almost ten years now and it isn't going anywhere. it will still be going on when i'm done with this site in half an hour. if you don't understand that, then why are YOU on this site? you should be on another site commenting about haiti and the starving children that you supposedly care so much about. get over yourself. seriously.