Why judge American Idol when you can judge THIS?
Howard Stern has organized an official Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant - complete with categories such as "Swimsuit," "Personality," and "Talent" and a $100,000 prize supplied by a 'discreet dating service' called AshleyMadison.com.
So far FOUR of the 13
gutter trolls elegant ladies have agreed to be a part of the pagaent, and it is set to be held on March 10th!!
Hey, if they're desperate enough to make a mockery of themselves we might as well laugh along!!
[Image via WENN.]