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Howard Stern Organizes Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!!

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YES!!

Why judge American Idol when you can judge THIS?

Howard Stern has organized an official Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant - complete with categories such as "Swimsuit," "Personality," and "Talent" and a $100,000 prize supplied by a 'discreet dating service' called AshleyMadison.com.

So far FOUR of the 13 gutter trolls elegant ladies have agreed to be a part of the pagaent, and it is set to be held on March 10th!!

Hey, if they're desperate enough to make a mockery of themselves we might as well laugh along!!

HIGHlarious!

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55 comments to “Howard Stern Organizes Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant!!”



  1. 1

    Hey Perez - Howard brought up your name yesterday while talking about potential judges for the pagent :)



  2. 2

    Best idea ever! This is fucking hilarious, and I'd most definitely like to see Mr. Perez as part of the panel.



  3. 3

    LMAO this is a great idea.

    Check out GenerationGossip.com



  4. 4

    Tasteless and sad beyond words.



  5. 5

    SO WHAT FAT BOY? JEALOUS QUEENS ARENT ALLOWED?? AT LEAST THE MONEY IS FOR REAL…



  6. 6

    Howard Rules…..Renata11 is right, Perez you working this pageant?



  7. 7

    I'm surprised he mentioned you after all the vitriol you've been throwing his way about Idol…



  8. 8

    The idea makes me sick. Such stupid, supid women!!! I will laugh in my disgust.



  9. 9

    Learn how to spell or use spell check. Pageant!!!!



  10. 10

    Ah!
    The only thing so far I have found fascinating about the Tiger saga.
    Now THIS is an appropriate judging forum for you, Perez.



  11. 11

    God this guy is a pig. He has no regard for human beings. But hey, since he isn't one, I don't know why I'm surprised. No wonder our world is going to hell and a handbasket. Just because some people have no regard for themselves (for whatever reason), that doesn't give other people the right to further their humuliation (and you know, that by the time Howard is done with them, any slight ounce of self-esteem these girls had for themselves, will be gone.) How is someone elses failures something to laugh at? Are there seriously that many people who can live in glass houses? This, to me, is NOT entertainment and I can only thank God that he's no longer on TV.



  12. 12

    This has to be the best idea EVER!!!!!!!!!! People would probably say they would not watch, but in reality they would because everyone loves a good scandal!



  13. 13

    crap like this just keeps this shit going on and on and on… guess folks cant enough of tiger and his whores



  14. 14

    Howard is a genius. He'd better have an interview question segment too!



  15. 15

    i canNOT wait for this. it's going to be so good. and there's not a fucking thing tiger can do about it. bring it on, howard!!!



  16. 16

    BEAUTY PAGENT —————— NO.

    WHORE PARADE —————— YES.



  17. 17

    Re: Alliestp – howard is still (thank goddess!) very much on television. if you have time warner cable you can subscribe to or pay-per-view howardtv. it's FABULOUS! i recommend it for everyone. you haven't seen anything until you've seen richard filling up sal's pouch with m&ms or watched the gary tape. you're really missing out. you should loosen up your sphincter a little bit and give it a try - howard makes great tv!!!



  18. 18

    Only Howard haha I'd probably watch.



  19. 19

    Re: Alliestp – Go fuck yourself, you ugly unfuckable whore. Sincerely, Every Stern fan.



  20. 20

    Re: Alliestp – Waaahhhh…no sense of humor. Cry yourself to sleep about how the world is ending. loser

    By the way, Howard is still on TV. Watch him and listen all the time.



  21. 21

    Love Howard. Listen to him daily. It's a great idea to expose that IDIOT Tiger Woods (Alfred E Newman - look alike)



  22. 22

    Thank you Stern for once again exploiting a sad and pathetic situation. These people continuously keep putting themselves out there actually exploiting themselves so why not?



  23. 23

    Re: Alliestp – " How is someone elses failures something to laugh at?"

    That's probably what your mom would tell me after I take one look at you.



  24. 24

    Re: Alliestp – Howard is still on TV idiot! By the way I think this idea is HILARIOUS!!! Go Howard!!



  25. 25

    Re: Alliestp – Exactly!! He is repulsive!!



  26. 26

    that is fucking retarded. Anyone with a small mind my think that this is funny or a good idea. and the girls are sad to even agree to this. Talk about milking your 15 minutes of fame. Just drop the whole subject. I'm getting sick of hearing about it



  27. 27

    Re: vincenotvance – No Chance of that happening!!! All the Judges will be people that work on the Stern Show



  28. 28

    lol did everyone see perez on HBO's BIG LOVE? He was selling birds in mexico, to bad he got shot by the greens!



  29. 29

    Re: suzyq131 – He didn't mention Perez as a Judge for the Tiger contest. He was talking about how ridiculous Simon sounded saying Perez would make a good judge. He was talking about how Simon wants Idol to fail after he leaves the show. While Howard says he likes reading Perez and has had him on his show, he certainly didn't fucken endorse him for any judging contest.



  30. 30

    Isn't this what these sluts wanted all along,a chance to whore themselves out for money? Guess it worked.



  31. 31

    Perez how is this an 'official' Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant? I listen to Howard every day but I find this to be annoying and not funny. Maybe because I just never gave a dam about the subject.



  32. 32

    Re: KeeperOfEdwardsSexuality – Nobody is asking you to watch. By the way, before calling anyone small minded or retarded…make sure the sentences you write make sense.
    Moron.



  33. 33

    Re: glitterkittyy – Oh you know there will be interview questions and he isn't going to ask what they think about gay marriage either. LOL



  34. 34

    howard stern ownz im sure he will replace simon and not u u fuck



  35. 35

    This is FUCKING hilarious!!! can't wait hahah



  36. 36

    LOLO F'ing L Archimmes, u are hilarious! I love Howard. But he did say that there won't be any Talent Portion. We already know what talent these ladies have. Can't wait to hear it then see it on HowardTV!



  37. 37

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  38. 38

    He is the Godfather of the Stupidity !!!!!!!!!!



  39. 39

    Why judge American Idol? Oh I dunno…so he can take YOUR CAKE AWAY!!!



  40. 40

    way to get the scoop perez…oh wait Howard started this over a month ago,late to the party again fatboy



  41. 41

    Re: Alliestp – He is on TV, and you've clearly never listened to Howard



  42. 42

    Re: beachchef02 – holy shit your right that guy looked just like fatboy



  43. 43

    Re: KANYEHATESWHITEPEOPLE – Um yes I have and you're watching reruns. He's not on any station in my area. What are you 12? You people are all pathetic.



  44. 44

    Ohhhh, I'm so upset. Classless 12 year olds calling me an idiot and making comments about my mother….Like I said….world is going to hell. Fortunately, comments from people who only resort to insults on others in order to boost their own self-esteem don't affect me. But hey…Howard and Pee-Wee are calling. Have at it. God you're a bunch of sad children. (Oh, and Pay-per-view….not what I would consider being on TV. Maybe when you grow up, you'll realize that.)



  45. 45

    GOD BLESS HOWARD STERN!!!!!!!



  46. 46

    Re: Alliestp – Actually Howard Stern has his own channel on Demand called Howard TV. It's the only TV I watch, so I guess you could call me a pig also. Oh and FYI I'm 21 and I'm a woman. =]

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    47

    OMG, ROFL. Thanks for the gut laughter, Howard. :P



  48. 48

    Am I the only one who remembers the OTHER major controversy AshleyMadison.com was involved with?



  49. 49

    Re: TheRealJerseyShore – YES HE DID mention Perez as a possible choice for judging the hos



  50. 50

    HAHAHAHAHA! Priceless!!!



  51. 51

    I will be watching it too Perezzie!



  52. 52

    Great Idea, Hats off to Howard for this great idea I would love to Whatch this. I hope money hungry elin will whatch



  53. 53

    Howard Stern is a genius. I can't believe they all agreed to do this.



  54. 54

    Sounds like they are making fun of Tiger not the girls who agreed to be in the pagent.

  55. @v@ says – reply to this


    55

    Re: rudy96 – It will, but honestly, his doing over a baker's dozen is really leaving yourself wide open for this stuff and more, IF you're Tiger woods. Just what did Tiger THINK would happen if it came out? This is America, land of reality t.v. and the Bachelor and missing sex tapes for sale, and where no one is sacrosanct or off limits.