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Left: Janet Jackson at London Fashion Week Right: Aughra from The Dark Crystal

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Left: Janet Jackson at London Fashion Week Right: Aughra from The Dark Crystal
HA! HIGHlarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol did everyone see perez on HBO's BIG LOVE? He was selling birds in mexico, to bad he got shot by the greens!
Both are more attractive than you are, Parasite.
lol fuckin great its been a while since ive seen these
My God, I thought I was the only one that thought Janet looked like a sphincter. Dead on resemblance.
Perez you are an AZZ.lol OMG I DIEEE hahahhahaahhahahahahhahahaha
OOOOOh shit, that is priceless! Good eye!
Aughra looks more like you, Perez.
Wait, isn't that a picture of Lady GaGa on the right?
Fabulous
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that is amazing. thanks for a good laugh perez
Perezz stop being mean. Janet is the queen
Its just a bad day and a bad photo for her!
SCARY!!!
wow, I would have never thought of that one - not bad
Perez, your are 100x uglier than she is.
This is sooo fucked up. She still looks 10 times better than you. Even after losing the weight you are still repulsive. eww
PS Nice cameo on Big Love.
Ok, now a little skin lightening and she'll look just like Michael. What's with the eyes??? Oh Janet–accept old age.
Re: beachchef02 – Are you going to post that everywhere? Does anyone even CARE what show he was on? Likely not.
Wow she looks kind of bad….
Re: Ramixx –
Queen of flops? She hasnt had a hit album in over a decade nor a hit single
haw haw haw!
that was so damn funny.
so fucked up Perez/ but u just couldn't help it.
Aw, thats fucked up.
wowza too much botox!
Aughra needs botox izall.
Re: La Garse – u have nothing better to do than add your garbage to this, right? please stop sending in your negative comments!!! You probably have no life yourself.
Daaaaamn, I see Joe Jackson in that pic!
LMAO! Perfect!
OMG, really not trying to be rude at all but I can really see the resemblance between her and Michael in this pic. I never really thought they looked alike before.
She STILL looks better than you lard ass !
Re: beachchef02 – perez, please stop commenting on your own blog. we don't care.
Re: becks74 – If I want any shit out of you, becks74, I'll squeeze your head. I would be doing that at considerable risk; I suspect that the shit explosion from you would be so enormous that it would turn out to be an epic disaster.
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Now go whine at someone who actually gives a shit about what you think. If you don't like what I post, don't read it. Asshole.
woah! also, love the movie reference. classic.
not cool
epic fail perez,,she looks exactly like the Grinch.
ROTFLMAO! Perez, you're such an ass but I am dying over here!
Hahaha funny
haaaaaaaaaa lol!!
love janet though
I guess women have to be thin like a pole, with big boobs, butts, and long hair inorder to not be ridicule. This is Janet Jackson and I'm sure she has fame and money then any of you guys will have in your entire life!
Incredibly rude.
Efin Hysterical!
LOL, sorry, guys! Look at the arch of the eyebrows!
Darling,
she looked better thn you , i think the photos more like you .
hahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing! Too funny!
ok now this is funny!
Re: BAEEAB – She just hit a hit single that went #1 on the dance charts.But if she never makes another album she will still go down as THE LEGENDARY/ICONIC JANET JACKSON.With over 100 million album sales.
How many have you sold lately???..lol
LOL.. This is tooo funny
LOL guffawing ha ha ha ha
…FU! no touching ms. jackson!…
Omg I LOVE Aughra!!
God it would be HORRIBLE to be followed by the paps! Omg! lol! I'd give them good ones all that time!!! I am ONLY photogenic when cued to be! Otherwise I look like a MUTANT!
Perez, U idiot, she obviously doesn't have any make-up on! The first glance at Aughra, immediately reminded me of U Perez!
Thank you. I needed that laugh.
really?
we're THIS low?
your office must have spitball marks
aaaw ! that's cruel !
she looks a lot like MJ !
LOL, now that's celebrity news!
That is so fucked up. Maybe she was having a bad face day, plus she's aging. Still beautiful
OMG, uncanny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! CHEOW!!!! yOU'RE AN ASS PEREZ AND I LOVE IT!!!
omg spot on
omg…that's one of the best ones yet!!!!!!
LMAO..soooooooooooooooooooo funny! and true!
omfg this is the best youve posted in a long time barbara
DAMN!!!!
LOL
This is seriously the funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire life! Luv you Perez!!!!!!
Ew! WTF!
WOW LMFAO
I was drinking water when this popped up and almost choked. HILARIOUS. Good job Perez. There is hope for you yet.
Janets pretty, but thats not a good picture of her!! And why do you praise her and say great things about her and then you compare her to whatever the hell that thing is?!?!
Re: brainchild – Those are her natural eyes. Michael had big brown eyes and Janet has the same eyes her did.
Re: Canadian_Babe – How could you not think they looked alike?? The jerks known as the media would attack and create stupid lies about Michael ALL the time and even made one up that Janet and Michael were the same person. If you watch the new We Are The World 25 there is a scene with old footage of MJ from the orignal and new footage of Janet next to each other and they look so much alike.
Re: AriLove13 – I meant "the same eyes he did"
Her eyes are to far apart, gives me the creeps.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
That is perfect! The Jackson's are a joke. They are so messed up that they mutilated their faces and look absolutely ridiculous. So are their "careers".
Bwahahahahah!
The one on the right looks NICER and SMARTER! Probably has more money too!
wow how messed up is she? look at those red eyes!!!
Holy fucking shit.
HAHA I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ! FINALLY A GOOD CALL PEREZ!
LMFAO! omggg. this has to be the funniest post ever.
ohh snap.
rude!
Perez, I would hate to see what your lard-ass looks like when U roll out of bed…a side by side comparison of U and Ms. Piggy comes to mind!