Separated At Birth

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Left: Janet Jackson at London Fashion Week Right: Aughra from The Dark Crystal

Posted: Feb 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm / Email this »

86 comments to “Separated At Birth”

Theo says – reply to this

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HA! HIGHlarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beachchef02 says – reply to this

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lol did everyone see perez on HBO's BIG LOVE? He was selling birds in mexico, to bad he got shot by the greens!
La Garse says – reply to this

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Both are more attractive than you are, Parasite.
UberBling says – reply to this

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lol fuckin great its been a while since ive seen these
ivana jercough says – reply to this

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My God, I thought I was the only one that thought Janet looked like a sphincter. Dead on resemblance.
Dawo says – reply to this

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Perez you are an AZZ.lol OMG I DIEEE hahahhahaahhahahahahhahahaha
<= says – reply to this

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OOOOOh shit, that is priceless! Good eye!
kStew4ever says – reply to this

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Aughra looks more like you, Perez.
vincenotvance says – reply to this

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Wait, isn't that a picture of Lady GaGa on the right?
nancycampbellslut says – reply to this

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Fabulous
teamcarlisle85 says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
that is amazing. thanks for a good laugh perez
Ramixx says – reply to this

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Perezz stop being mean. Janet is the queen
Its just a bad day and a bad photo for her!
tigrrrlilly says – reply to this

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SCARY!!!
onlyme says – reply to this

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wow, I would have never thought of that one - not bad
Shaneypoo says – reply to this

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Perez, your are 100x uglier than she is.
Demarcus says – reply to this

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This is sooo fucked up. She still looks 10 times better than you. Even after losing the weight you are still repulsive. eww
PS Nice cameo on Big Love.
brainchild says – reply to this

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Ok, now a little skin lightening and she'll look just like Michael. What's with the eyes??? Oh Janet–accept old age.
La Garse says – reply to this

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Re: beachchef02 – Are you going to post that everywhere? Does anyone even CARE what show he was on? Likely not.
jeanmarie says – reply to this

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Wow she looks kind of bad….
BAEEAB says – reply to this

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Re: Ramixx –

Queen of flops? She hasnt had a hit album in over a decade nor a hit single
gingerlovelumps says – reply to this

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haw haw haw!
LCFB says – reply to this

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that was so damn funny.
tikitai says – reply to this

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so fucked up Perez/ but u just couldn't help it.
gwenoceanside says – reply to this

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Aw, thats fucked up.
Cinner says – reply to this

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wowza too much botox!
Namers says – reply to this

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Aughra needs botox izall.
becks74 says – reply to this

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Re: La Garse – u have nothing better to do than add your garbage to this, right? please stop sending in your negative comments!!! You probably have no life yourself.
papatoony says – reply to this

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Daaaaamn, I see Joe Jackson in that pic!
Kittencaboodle says – reply to this

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LMAO! Perfect!
Canadian_Babe says – reply to this

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OMG, really not trying to be rude at all but I can really see the resemblance between her and Michael in this pic. I never really thought they looked alike before.
Gary78 says – reply to this

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She STILL looks better than you lard ass !
tigrrrlilly says – reply to this

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Re: beachchef02 – perez, please stop commenting on your own blog. we don't care.
La Garse says – reply to this

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Re: becks74 – If I want any shit out of you, becks74, I'll squeeze your head. I would be doing that at considerable risk; I suspect that the shit explosion from you would be so enormous that it would turn out to be an epic disaster.
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Now go whine at someone who actually gives a shit about what you think. If you don't like what I post, don't read it. Asshole.
#1 says – reply to this

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woah! also, love the movie reference. classic.
mom22freaks says – reply to this

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not cool
Perez needs another Punch says – reply to this

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epic fail perez,,she looks exactly like the Grinch.
china04 says – reply to this

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ROTFLMAO! Perez, you're such an ass but I am dying over here!
kellibelli says – reply to this

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Hahaha funny
queen_lara says – reply to this

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haaaaaaaaaa lol!!
love janet though
luvladygaga says – reply to this

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I guess women have to be thin like a pole, with big boobs, butts, and long hair inorder to not be ridicule. This is Janet Jackson and I'm sure she has fame and money then any of you guys will have in your entire life!
IACO84 says – reply to this

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Incredibly rude.
Mellow456 says – reply to this

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Efin Hysterical!
MsNikkiLe says – reply to this

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LOL, sorry, guys! Look at the arch of the eyebrows!
winter_gurl says – reply to this

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Darling,

she looked better thn you , i think the photos more like you .
onthesafeside says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing! Too funny!
sugarface says – reply to this

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ok now this is funny!
jadedior says – reply to this

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Re: BAEEAB – She just hit a hit single that went #1 on the dance charts.But if she never makes another album she will still go down as THE LEGENDARY/ICONIC JANET JACKSON.With over 100 million album sales.

How many have you sold lately???..lol
BlahBlah Blah says – reply to this

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LOL.. This is tooo funny
rich girls says – reply to this

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LOL guffawing ha ha ha ha
malvolio says – reply to this

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…FU! no touching ms. jackson!…
kittendom says – reply to this

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Omg I LOVE Aughra!!
JackWad says – reply to this

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God it would be HORRIBLE to be followed by the paps! Omg! lol! I'd give them good ones all that time!!! I am ONLY photogenic when cued to be! Otherwise I look like a MUTANT!
pinkchik03 says – reply to this

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Perez, U idiot, she obviously doesn't have any make-up on! The first glance at Aughra, immediately reminded me of U Perez!
booznbabes says – reply to this

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Thank you. I needed that laugh.
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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really?
we're THIS low?
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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your office must have spitball marks
anneke says – reply to this

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aaaw ! that's cruel !
she looks a lot like MJ !
Joe Canada says – reply to this

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LOL, now that's celebrity news!
Ooh la la says – reply to this

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That is so fucked up. Maybe she was having a bad face day, plus she's aging. Still beautiful
kitty9 says – reply to this

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OMG, uncanny!
JessieDark says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! CHEOW!!!! yOU'RE AN ASS PEREZ AND I LOVE IT!!!
AtomicKitty says – reply to this

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omg spot on
aggiechic1185 says – reply to this

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omg…that's one of the best ones yet!!!!!!
drenee65 says – reply to this

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LMAO..soooooooooooooooooooo funny! and true!
poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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omfg this is the best youve posted in a long time barbara
Trinty says – reply to this

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DAMN!!!!
ohmyfuckingod says – reply to this

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LOL
Lovelyjaded says – reply to this

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This is seriously the funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire life! Luv you Perez!!!!!!
carloito56 says – reply to this

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Ew! WTF!
AlwaysTrue says – reply to this

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WOW LMFAO
Lulu Doom says – reply to this

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I was drinking water when this popped up and almost choked. HILARIOUS. Good job Perez. There is hope for you yet.
AriLove13 says – reply to this

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Janets pretty, but thats not a good picture of her!! And why do you praise her and say great things about her and then you compare her to whatever the hell that thing is?!?!
AriLove13 says – reply to this

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Re: brainchild – Those are her natural eyes. Michael had big brown eyes and Janet has the same eyes her did.
AriLove13 says – reply to this

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Re: Canadian_Babe – How could you not think they looked alike?? The jerks known as the media would attack and create stupid lies about Michael ALL the time and even made one up that Janet and Michael were the same person. If you watch the new We Are The World 25 there is a scene with old footage of MJ from the orignal and new footage of Janet next to each other and they look so much alike.
AriLove13 says – reply to this

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Re: AriLove13 – I meant "the same eyes he did"
AmbBenson says – reply to this

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Her eyes are to far apart, gives me the creeps.
effyknowsturkey says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Brainbug says – reply to this

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That is perfect! The Jackson's are a joke. They are so messed up that they mutilated their faces and look absolutely ridiculous. So are their "careers".
nicaface says – reply to this

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Bwahahahahah!
bigmama_sumoshelly says – reply to this

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The one on the right looks NICER and SMARTER! Probably has more money too!
allyally420 says – reply to this

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wow how messed up is she? look at those red eyes!!!
tellall says – reply to this

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Holy fucking shit.
SammiDe says – reply to this

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HAHA I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ! FINALLY A GOOD CALL PEREZ!
bkfinest006 says – reply to this

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LMFAO! omggg. this has to be the funniest post ever.
ohh snap.
kimbecc says – reply to this

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rude!
pinkchik03 says – reply to this

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Perez, I would hate to see what your lard-ass looks like when U roll out of bed…a side by side comparison of U and Ms. Piggy comes to mind!

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