A Whole Bunch Of Ugly
Angelina 'Jolie' Pivarnick from The Jersey Shore, Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Dina Lohan from How I Ruined My Daughter's Life With My Own Ego attended the Three-O Vodka's Rangtang launch party at Quo Nightclub on Tuesday night, hosted by Khloe Kardashian.
If they were to be on a show together, we wonder what they would call it?
Orange You Glad We're Bananas? Living Lohan: Jersey Edition? The Three Guidettes? Angie and the Prostitution Whores?!?!
The possibilities are endless!
[Image via Getty Images.]
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Yuck. Dina Lohan is such a nasty, skanky, famewhoring pig. Has someone reminded her she's not 20?
how about "talentless, smelly, herpetic bitches everybody wants to kick in the vagina"?
do i hear dogs howling
Is it me or is Dina trying to pose like her daughter.
Do Americans look at images like this think of the fall of the Roman Empire???
That chick in the middle has a deformed face.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL DANIELLE SHE LOOKS WORSE THAN A FUCKIN MANNEQUIN! DAMN, HOW FUCKIN NASTY DOES HER FACE LOOK!!! THAT'S ALL I CAN SEE IN THIS PIC - HER FUGLINESS
LOL ~~~~~~ ITA!! A WHORE's “bunch of FUGLY!!
Muttley Crew.
Three Skanks That Are Famous For No Reason
Danielle and Dina have such ugly Michael Jackson noses, they were probably destroyed by coke. Dina has so much botox I hope she gets more so bitch loses her speaking capability and keeps her mouth shut.
OMG. I thought that was Lindsay.
Worthless, phucking, twats.
omg such nasty tasteless whores who should stick together..
jesus christ..
angelina, danielle staub, dina lohan and a kardashian all in the same room?
another sign that the world will end in 2012
LOL look at that dumbshit Dina Lohan.
"The Future Of Women… Unless We Act Now."
Millions of dollars of plastic surgery between them, and they all look like warmed-over death. None of these disgusting bitches has an IQ over 50, they're retards, and believe me, I don't mean that as an insult to retards. What, is "Quo Nightclub" a new euphemism for "sewer?" Because that would make sense…
If they appeared together, I'd recommend a long, sharp stick. If not for your own eyes…
ugly, uglier, and ugliest.
Have to say, Danielle looks like she had her faced stretched further.She looked a bit more natural last year. Now she looks like that scene from BeetleJuice where he pulled his skin back to scare the peeps… People, lay off the plastic surgery.. Natural is so very sexy.
fat porker- her legs look like big ham hocks, herpe infested drug addict with a full on plastic face, and lying mom of the century with frozen face living vicariously through her daughter's life. Most importantly, the ones on the end aren't famous for anything! At least the one in the middle had an exciting life and was on a show for a season.
All the members of the "I'm Famous for No Reason" Club
non-celebs but i would happily fuck each one of them
I'm surprised the world didn't implode because of these people meeting in the same room
Wasn't Neil Fifer quoted as saying he wouldn't f*ck either Lohan for practice?
Well it's safe to say that this isn't for publicity AT ALL. They would totally be friends in real life! -_-
Look, it's hot mess, hotter mess, and hottest mess!
definitely past their sell-by dates…
How Funny!!! I think this is the best title Perez has come up with!
WHOLE BUNCH OF UGLY, but did miss media whores! Luv ya! Harmzee
Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – Quit talking nobody cares what you have to say is always negative…..yes…they are shit. YOU need to shut up….Have that baby already and shut up stretch mark ditz.
So why do you give them the exposure they're looking for? You know they're all on the phone calling everyone they know saying "we're on the Perez site today!!!". Man, stop promoting them and maybe they'll all go away!!!
Danielle Staub is so ugly, my dog wouldn't go near her. Her face scares me.
That would've been the perfect time for a leaky gas line and a match.
Re: Brainbug – brilliant idea.
the three stooges do prostitution and kidnapping?
haa haa haah haaa seriously perez ur def the funniest guy in the world! i'm laughing the hell out of me everyday while i read your posts.. wow "Dina Lohan from How I Ruined My Daughter's Life With My Own Ego" sooo funny .. we luuuuv it!!!
They definitely look EVERY MINUTE of their true ages…plus A WHOLE LOT MORE! That's what HARD LIVING does to YER FACE!