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Arrest That Bitch!! Beyowulf Killed Sasha Fierce!!

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Today is truly tragic for gay men everywhere around the world.

Beyowulf has decided to put to rest her alter-ego, Sasha Fierce, FOR GOOD, once she wraps up her I Am…Sasha Fierce tour in Trinidad.

Says the diva:

"Sasha Fierce is done. I killed her."

We feel as though we were just kicked in the gut. Give us a moment.

And if that isn't devastating enough, Beyowulf isn't recording any more tunes until she learns "to paint and cook, and to do Broadway shows and museums. And learn just to be at home and just watch television."

Can't you just picture her on her couch with a bag of Frito's completely enthralled in an episode of Ghost Whisperer?

BWAH HA HA.

We want Sasha Fierce back!!

We didn't know how much she truly meant to us until she was taken so quickly and without warning!!

Life can be so cruel.

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62 comments to “Arrest That Bitch!! Beyowulf Killed Sasha Fierce!!”



  1. 1

    LOVES Bey



  2. 2

    YAY !! THANK YOU GOD!!! A YEAR WITHOUT YODELING



  3. 3

    WHO FUCKIN CARES!!!!!



  4. 4

    So she is really saying that she just killed off here career???? Good job B



  5. 5

    Didn't she just sign on to do shows in Vegas? maybe I'm thinking of someone else.



  6. 6

    Don't worry Perez every time Bey performs Sasha will rise back up and take over. Beyonce take the break you deserve.



  7. 7

    I never saw a difference between Beyonce and Sasha Fierce… pretty lame if you ask me. I think it's so stupid when singers have alter egos.



  8. 8

    dont worry perez you dont need sasha since you have wo(man) besides wo(man) represents all you are inside and outside!



  9. 9

    wow, you really have nothing to print today don't you?



  10. 10

    Who cares?



  11. 11

    OLD NEWS.



  12. 12

    lmao! She cant kill sasha, sasha lives within her~! I seen it in her eyes.



  13. 13

    What a pathetic literary attempt at a MichaelK style post…
    & the thought of her as worm food just made my day



  14. 14

    so the devil worshipping is finally gonna stop

  15. Larie says – reply to this


    15

    Omg I already miss her. What's next, ballads?! I friggin LOVED that badass stuff! She got away with it! It really was some fierce female empowerment!

  16. terp says – reply to this


    16

    It's all staged… now her next album can be called "The resurection of Sasha Fierce"



  17. 17

    Good riddance!!! And pluisss don't come back!!!



  18. 18

    what will i do in this beycession??????!!! Why did she kill Sasha???!!!



  19. 19

    Re: Larie – I miss her songs like Halo. Crap like video phone just doesnt strike me.



  20. 20

    what about telephone, sasha?



  21. 21

    She can go kill herself along with Sasha Fierce or whatever she calls herself.



  22. 22

    Now if only we can put her to rest FOR GOOD!



  23. 23

    Sasha Fierce was fucking stupid anyway.



  24. 24

    She's guna pull same stunt her hubby did…retire n upset everyone but come back n everyone's happy n they'll still b beyond rich…Ahhh happily ever afters. They do exist jus not 4 us common folks



  25. 25

    6 grammies! sashaaaaaaaa!



  26. 26

    um. no one cares.



  27. 27

    now lets hope b is the next thing to leave and never come back.



  28. 28

    YAAAAAYYYY no more beyonce!!!!!!

    Good riddance bitch.



  29. 29

    No more shitzy beyonce tunes, no more thunder thighs shakin my tv off the wall, Loved all the falling over on stage tho sasha i mean beyonce or is it sasha, fuck dont ppl get locked up for having multipule personalities?!?

    Stay gone bitch



  30. 30

    Oh whatever, Beyonce is still gonna be amazing, no matter what she does. The best song from I Am… Sasha Fierce was Halo.



  31. 31

    But haven't we heard this before - that Beyonce is taking a BREAK?? I doubt it! I'm sure we'll hear her songs in near future…Wish she'd take a loooooooong break though..



  32. 32

    THANK GOD OUR PRAYERS HAVEBEEN HEARD!!! NO more sasha fierce bullshit! If only she could disappear and take her music with her! BTW didn't she say she'd leave the spotlight a few yrs ago and released her horrible noise months later?!?!?



  33. 33

    wacala



  34. 34

    SHE IS SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!! she does everyhting for attention hopefully she will take a break soon!! im sooooooo sick of her



  35. 35

    Am actually happy that she is going away for awhile she is already overexposed. When she comes out with a new album plz let it be something worthwhile. I don't think any of her songs are actually classics that we will be listening to years later. So now what we rotate btw Rihanna, Lady Gaga, and Kesha as the overexpose pop stars.



  36. 36

    Re: IntoTheGroove – it doesn't strike anyone lol that song really sux



  37. 37

    how is she going to do broadway WHEN SHE CANT ACT!?!?!



  38. 38

    Good for her!



  39. 39

    and just what the fuck was the difference?



  40. 40

    Good. She needs to quit making music



  41. 41

    Beyonce jumped the shark when she won the Grammy for Record of the Year. I could really use a one or two year break. She needs to go have a baby or something! OVER HER!



  42. 42

    i think thats code for she wants to have babies…



  43. 43

    I suddenly love Beyonce:)



  44. 44

    Good! Beyonce is so 2000's. This is a new decade. Rihanna will fill her niche.



  45. 45

    Re: so chic – Seriously! Beyonce is such a fucking joke. Can't even own anything and has to have an alter ego to perform? What a crock of BS. I hope she goes away forever. She's not even classic. All her songs are ghetto and narrow. Please go away forever and let Rihanna have her turn. She already is tied with Beyonce in pretty much every thing. All Beyonce's songs sound exactly the same. At least Rihanna's songs all sound different.



  46. 46

    Her demon is gone?



  47. 47

    paint and cook, do Broadway shows and museums??? AS IF???? those are things one ought to aspire to when they are a talented SINGER? that is soooo silly! but hey, she's worth mega bucks, she can do whatever the H she wants to and can afford to. just wondering if she truly wants to do those things or she just wants to live into some kind of idea of what some high brow chick should be good at. what ever…



  48. 48

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! This has made my day , no more new Beyonce!! Woo hoo!



  49. 49

    she lives in the town next to mine, cant wait to see her around ! :P



  50. 50

    Yea just like Jay Z "retired"



  51. 51

    I'm so glad! I haven't even heard one song from "Sasha Fierce", but Beyonce has my heart. I always thought it was a little strange of her to have an alter ego. & I'm glad she's taking a rest, girl needs it! She's one of the biggest stars in the world right now and she's working her smokin' ass off! Take a breather, have a shot of jack, girl.



  52. 52

    It's about damn time!!! She has been working her ass off for more than a decade! This woman needs some me time seriously!



  53. 53

    Sasha Fierce was one of the stupidest names anyway. Sasha is a boy's name, hijacked by tools, cheeseballs and trannies who want to call themselves or their daughters that because it "sounds cool." Sasha is short for Aleksandr, and variations thereof. And, coupled with Fierce, lame and trying too hard. Completely unoriginal, too. Fuck you Sasha Fierce while I dance on your grave.



  54. 54

    Sasha Fierce was taking over Beyonce im glad Beyonce killed her =)



  55. 55

    THANK GOD. ONLY PATHETIC QUEENS ARE IMPRESSED WITH THAT LAME 'SASHA FLOP' NONSENSE.

    SHE'S NOT RECORDING ANY MORE NEW TUNES UNTIL SHE FINDS SOMEONE ELSE TO STEAL FROM.



  56. 56

    SHE MAY AS WELL GIVE IT UP.

    BITCH CAN'T SELL PAST 2 MILLION ANYWAY LOL

  57. ass says – reply to this


    57

    Just when I think you can't be more of a loser, you go ahead and surprise me like this.



  58. 58

    oh nooo!! thats old.
    love sasha!!!



  59. 59

    Re: goodtasteishardtofind – haha rihannas album has been out for MONTHS and just recently sold as many as beyonce did in one week….r u for real? or in denial?



  60. 60

    Re: WHORE1 – sasha fierce sold over 7 million worldwide…get a clue or go away



  61. 61

    Don't care……just don't care.



  62. 62

    take a break, get energized and come back. can't wait for your return queen B.