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Bret Michaels And Miley Cyrus: Pedophile's Dream On Song

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We knew that Slutty Cyrus would make a reappearance sooner or later, and WOW!! Did she come back with a vengeance or WHAT??

Bret Michaels took a break from being a cesspool of STDs on the Rock of Love Bus to record this 'affectionate' duet with the Aussie humpin' tweener, and to say it is 'disturbing' would be the understatement of the millenium!!

Wait until he sings about UNDRESSING her!! WTF?

Who the EFF is managing this girl's career and why are they giving her the okay to sing on this kind of track?

All the BLATANT CREEPINESS aside, the song SUCKS.

Please excuse us so we can scrub our ears out with bleach and try to recover what little comfort we can from this now-ruined day.


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87 comments to “Bret Michaels And Miley Cyrus: Pedophile's Dream On Song”

  1. 1

    if it was a jo bro or one of those other little boys you like, it would be the best thing you've heard all year

  2. 2

    I actually don't think it's that bad.

  3. 3

    HAhah that is wrong for sooo many reasons…..

  4. 4

    She is like hardly in the song.. and I doubt he is singing about HER..Settle down

  5. 5

    The song's not too bad, not as good as most of her songs. I doubt he's singing the song TO her, you sicko. He's just singing it WITH her! But I like Brett Michael's voice, and it's okay.

  6. 6

    yup that was a wee bit on the creepy side once I listened to the lyrics… shame on Brett Michaels and Mileys people for letting this happen EEEWWWWWWWWW

  7. 7

    I actually think this song is pretty, maybe once the video comes out then it might seem different than a pedophiles dream lol.

  8. 8

    Rumor has it Miley's mom is sleeping with Bret Michaels!

  9. 9

    You're mean and who cares about this song? I am not even a fan of either, but it's stupid and so transparent how you just blatantly choose favorites, and pick on others just because (I'm assuming because maybe they don't like you?).

  10. am_90 says – reply to this


    perez ur a total ass n a gross one aswell. uv jus made a perfectly innocent good song sound perverted. theres nothing wrong with miley and bret singing n they wasnt singing 2 eachother, n ur such a big man for calling a 17 year old a slut. u make me sick n some 1 seriously needs 2 take the gossip website away from u coz everything u say is jus negative n down right cruel! ur jus a big bully, leave the girl alone

  11. 11

    I actually really like it! Very passionate. Yes she's young but the song is more on the sweet side then slutty side.

  12. 12

    It's funny that you assume that its about her, and nothing is wrong with the song. It's actually awesome. But you're an idiot.

  13. 13

    Don'tcha means "STDs…??"

  14. 14

    I don't need to listen to it. It's Miley Cyrus and Brett Michaels. I already KNOW IT SUCKS!!!!!

  15. 15

    I agree with everything you just said this song is far from greatness, it really does SUCK!

  16. 16

    Eww! Barf in my mouth! Miley Cyrus and Brett Michaels singing about "falling down on me so close I can feel you breath tonight in the darkness"! Isn't he like older then her father?! GROSS!

    Also the video was just removed by the author.

  17. 17

    btw Miley in the song just made it so weird and really disturbing :| IMO

  18. 18

    I like it. Im actually surprised.

  19. 19

    OMG YUCK! Comon u guys, Brett couldn't find an adult to sing this song with? This girl is being whored out for fame. @ 16 on a stripper pole at the fucking Nick TEEN awards and stuff like this song is just wrong, wrong, wrong. But as long as she brings in the $$$$$ it;s all cool right? blech.

  20. 20

    Thankfully you do see the wrong in that.

  21. 21

    Calling her slutty is perverted. You need to grow the fuck up Perez!
    Shes a child and its not ok to call a young girl that, just because you think its funny. F you!

  22. Jade says – reply to this


    Okay, Perez, she is 17 turning 18 this year. She is not a little girl. I think she can handle it and I think people/bloggers should stop with this shit about how young she is. She's an entertainer. Have you seen Dakota Fanning in The Runaways and you're not harping on about that. At least be consistent. Oh, and while you're at it, hire someone who can actually spell and use correct grammar. Poor spelling and grammar make you look stupid.

  23. 23

    it's a show u tard. Not real life…you probably believed everything you saw on t.v. when u were a child….

  24. 24

    Again, when you give trailer trash the spotlight,this is what you get…..

  25. 25

    Poor Queenie is just jealous cause Miley won't talk to him. Let him go stick his head back up Lady GuGu's butt

  26. 26

    Your so transparently bitter and jealous of this girl, that I almost feel sorry for you.
    He's singing with her, not to her.
    She sounded great. Go clean out your ears.
    Anyway, you have no room to talk, wheres sliimy these days?

  27. 27

    Re: helen2009 – i hate agreeing w/ mario but the term "STI" means sexually transmitted infections which is actually the "preferred" term.

  28. 28

    Re: RobPnMeShouldB – Exactly right couldn't have said it better thank you.

  29. 29

    what not a GagGag post, douche she sings better then your girlfriend

  30. 30

    wow thats wrong in so many ways. wow here comes a futur brittany spears!!!!

  31. 31


  32. 32

    Have you forgotten about all of you taylor lautner love, and how you said justi bieber looks good?

    Shes 17 not 10 you fuken moron

  33. 33

    STI's, huh? Got a Brit writing your stories today?

  34. 34

    Also, isn't she 17? What's the difference between her singing like this with Bret Michaels, and Taylor Lautner running around shirtless and your ass drooling all over him?

  35. 35

    So, a straight guy doing a duet with a straight girl that will be 18 soon is BLATANT CREEPINESS, but a flaming gay man in his 30's gushing over how cute a 15 yr old boy is (Justin Beiber) and having him in your apartment is normal? Or how about that same gay man "searching for members of the next 'boy band'..", hmmm…I bet if you took a poll, a HUGE PERCENTAGE would think the gay guy's obsession with teen boys is MUCH CREEPIER than two musicians collaborating to make a sub par but not AWFUL song. I think you may be posting this to take some of the heat off of you and your pedophilic ways because people are catching on. Don't ya think there gay boy? :)

  36. 36

    aside from miley on this song doesnt anyone find it kinda amusing and sad that brett been rewriting every rose has a thorn since it became a hit….i mean really come on brett lets move it along…why not rewrite unskinny bop too haaa!! but to be honest its an ok song but miley ruined it!!

  37. Eve29 says – reply to this


    so wrong

  38. 38

    the video is not there…but…ugh….just…ugh

  39. 39

    WTF is an STI?

  40. 40

    So, it's ok for Lady Gagme or Britney to sing about getting FUCKED, but an old rocker dude can't sing about undressing a chick?
    DUDE, you are MESSED UP.

  41. 41

    Re: branbxoxo
    Dude, nicely said. :)

  42. 42

    What makes it creepy isn't really the age diffrence but the fact that a large portion of Miley's fans are very young girls. They look up to her and want emulate her. Had she come out as a regular pop singer it wouldn't have been as bad.

  43. 43

    I can't stand douche packer Bret Michaels!!!!

  44. 44

    its not that bad and this is why you can't be on AI you have no ear. if it was sung by one of you douches you would think it is the SHIT. And just cuz she is barely in the song don't mean it is sung about her.

  45. 45

    This isnt even bad! ur so negative about her all time she is one of the most talented people in the world and u post shit like this about her..ur so far up lady gaga arse its unreal..open ye fuckin eyes an see that miley is actually talented and start postin more respectable things on here about her!

  46. 46


    you're just jealous cuz u were dreaming of Bret fucking you !!!!

    that will never happen… now DEAL WITH IT !!!

  47. 47

    "We both know better than this, still we can't resist. Slowly we get undressed."
    If she was at least LEGAL I wouldn't feel as creeped out. I don't think the song is horrible, but the girl is 17. Pedophiles a-hoy.

  48. 48

    Are you nuts Perez? This is a really good song. This is he guy that sang 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' and more hits back in the old days. This is not a bad song. Sliimy now that is a bad song..make that BAD SONGS! You writing stuff like this is the reason you dont need to be on American Idol

  49. 49

    Oh my God, I laughed so hard at the part about undressing her. But my ears are bleeding. –_–

  50. 50

    My vote that you're an idiot stands. It's a duet and I HIGHLY doubt it was written about her. And the song was lovely.

  51. 51

    Re: branbxoxo – HAHAHA so true.

  52. 52

    the fuck was that mess? Awful!!!

  53. 53

    So what's the deal with all you nobodies trolling this site if only to post how much Perez sucks? Is that "the thing" nowadays? Do you know how annoying that is?

  54. 54

    Lets get this straight for once: Having a thing for a 16-17 year old is NOT pedophilia, it's called Hebophilia; the lust for a teenage boy or girl. Pedophilia is lust for a pre-pubescent boy or girl. I am so sick of people getting this wrong and being all self-righteous about it.

  55. 55

    Perez you are so stupid if that was Lady Gaga in the background you would be jizzing all over it.

  56. 56

    i loved it.

  57. 57

    Re: am_90 – then why do you come on the site and read the stuff? stay away if you dont wana hear what Perez has to say..!

  58. 58

    See this is why you can't be on american idol!!! you don't know the difference between good music and bad music! You don't know anything! and he's not singing it to her dumbass if you acually listen to the sng would see he's not but your just a stupid little bitch who hates on miley cause she has an amazing career and a Hottie for a boyfriend!!!!

  59. 59

    I just went to his website www.bretmichaels.com & there is another song playing when the main page loads. It's called 'Lie To Me' & it rocks. I don't think Miley is on this song though. Check it out, I'm not sure…


  60. 60

    its just music, they are artists i see nothing wrong with the song, its not meant to literally insinuate anything creepy

  61. 61

    I agree, Perez…that was creepy! Sure, he wasn't singing to "her", that's not the issue, it's the duet between the 16 year old girl (is that her age?) and the man that's probably older than her father singing about being undressed and lied on top of…sorry, but given Brett Michael's reputation….that was unsettling to say the least.

    Lol, it actually reminds me of an episode of Arrested Development when Maeby and Michael sing "Afternoon Delight" at their company Christmas party and the lyrics are so inappropriate and suggestive…hilarity!

  62. Hale! says – reply to this


    If you dont like Perez, why the heck do you waste your time stalking his site and writing hate comments? Its so annoying. Go do something better with your time.

  63. 63


  64. 64

    btw Perez you hate against this girls its getting old, I don´t like you anymore!!!

  65. 65

    they're just singing together, not singing TO each other. that's like saying nick and joe jonas are singing to each other in 'when you look me in the eyes'

  66. 66

    its funny how i would say most liberals find this wrong….its just a song….lets see she just shows up and poof out comes the song….perez i hope u get ur ass beat again….

  67. 67

    funny maybe perez can sing it to that fat ugly wo-man……..

  68. 68

    maybe she got to sing with a group that see loved like swift sang with def lep….u phag..

  69. 69


  70. 70

    It's Bret not BretT

  71. 71

    miley is the worst. that bitch is making over 60 million a year. i dont get it. this is so wrong!!!!

  72. 72

    jw why people thats opinions disagree with perez "waste your time stalking his site and writing hate comments? Its so annoying. Go do something better with your time."
    well in their defense if you dont like all of these celebrities including miley cyrus why do you waste your time commenting on what they do because honestly i think its more pathetic to spend your time criticizing people that you dont even know about things and circumstances that you have no idea about, than to defend them. so is there anything better for you guys to waste your time with?

  73. 73

    Re: mariposa9x – She's 17.

  74. 74

    Perez you make me laugh out loud at work.

  75. 75

    If Miley wasn't in this song, I'd reallyy like it. She was barely in it & still ruins the song.

  76. 76

    How Can any of you call miley a slut/whore when you dont know her :/…….

  77. 77

    This isnt bad at all..ur makin a big deal out of nothing..ther not exactly singing it to eachother..Miley is one of the most talented people in the whole world and all u do is talk negative about her all the time..ur just jelous of her which makes me think how little u r..ur so far up Lady gagas ass its untrue..get a life

  78. 78

    a pedophile wouldnt be interested in a 16/17 year old. that aside what a mess, how could something this terrible even be recorded? doesnt she have 'people' to stop her contributing to stuff than just one great big mess (more than her usual stuff)? my ears are bleeding, i dont know what the hell that was but lets all just forget about this

  79. 79

    Re: KaraAlissa – she is legal though, so that doesnt make sense. shes 16/17

  80. 80

    WHO is brett michaels??!??!

  81. 81

    OH SNAP!
    perez did you just get dumped or something?
    or wait uh just forgot it, who would go out with such a fugly bitch
    anyways nothing is wrong with this song
    i am not a fan of her, but it's really sick and disturbing that you keep picking on her. you know what? Will was good guy beating you up

  82. 82

    it's just a song. im not a fan of miley or brett. besides, she's singing backup. it's not that bad though.

  83. 83

    i just realised that some of your readers are just as dumb as you. if you're asking what an STI is you obviously aren't old enough to use the internet or have plenty of them!

  84. 84

    Well he's a nobody so i bet hes thrilled to get some kind of publicity and for her to work on his song rofl. Kerchinggggggg!!

  85. 85

    I mean I don't think the song is too too bad. I remember when i was a tween we had spice girls and they constantly talked about sex. so I don't think her fans will really get what is being said in the song. It will fly right over their heads.

  86. 86

    Actually, it's the best her voice has ever been. Sure, it sounds a bit dirty when he sings it considering the skanks I've seen him fuck on tv but she's fine and this is coming from someone who really loathes miley.

  87. 87

    I love the song.
    Fyi perez Bret is singing WITH her not TO her.
    There's a fifferece between them!!