Cheryl Cole's Bandmates To The Rescue!!
Nothing like spending some time with old girlfriends to numb the pain of a douchebag cheater for a husband!
After publicly announcing her seperation from Ashley Cole, Cheryl's former bandmates Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh spent the evening with the pop star at her Surrey mansion.
We bet they came prepared with the Jennifer Aniston special: Ben & Jerry's, Grey Goose, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall on DVD!!
Meanwhile, sources are coming forward claiming that the poor man's Posh and Becks' marriage failed not because of Ashley's peen being in five women that were not Cheryl, but because her MOTHER, Joan Callaghan, moved in with them and effed everything up!!
"Cheryl and Ashley barely saw each other in the last few months. He was away a lot with Chelsea and she was busy with the X Factor and building her solo career. He said they used to have a spontaneous and fresh sex life, but with her mother in the house it was extremely difficult. And when they were both at home Cheryl would stay up watching TV with her mum while he went to bed. It's a bit of a passion killer to have your mum in the house. Ashley said their sex life had dwindled to virtually nothing. He knows he is to blame, but the marriage was not great."
Well we're glad he cleared that right up. Makes total sense to cheat on your wife with multiple women because you're both busy and you can't find space away from the mother-in-law in your MASSIVE mansion to have sex.
Excuses, excuses, douchebag.
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Shiloh's New Haircut
Apparently she has big fanny warts, cant blame him for looking elsewehere.
Numpty - he's more likely the one to have warts, dipping his stick in any old tank!
But what's this about Nadine Coyle and him?? Betrayed not only by her husband but by one of her band too!? Not nice.
He is an ass for cheating but It must be said a married couple need to live on their own - movin the mother-in-law in is an absolute recipe for disaster even for a week not to mind two flamin' years - who was more to blame? Cheryl for movin the mother in? or the mother for staying all that time in the first place? No excuse for cheating but still a ridiculous was to exist in a marriage
shut up she cheated too
And, why not ask the mother to move out if it was bothering him so much? Or, at least offer to get her a house of her own. Naw, it is much more easier to fuck around and use some lame ass reason to excuse it. If his marriage or wife meant anything to him, that is exactly what he would have done. I have a #1 rule for my relationships: Everything you do, I do. He cheat, I cheat. If you do something yourself, you can't possibly have a problem with it. Don't get mad, get even…then drop the loser. If I was a rich woman with money pouring out my ass, the LAST thing I would want is to be married.
FORMER bandmates? No! Girls Aloud have not split up.
Re: Aussie_Girls_Aloud – YES that exactly what I was thinking!! cheryl may have done a solo album, but they're defs still together!
Who the hell is Cheryl Cole?
Having a mother-in-law MADE him have a zipper problem. Lol.
who?
Jennifer Aniston is still the biggest douchebag ever!!!! LOL
Re: Moonflower26 – one of the biggest women in Britain omg!
Re: Moonflower26 – google and wiki helps
former bandmates?!
they havent split up babes
theyre just on a temporary break
their next album is due out november this year
Cheryl confirmed that they've just signed another 3 album contract in a tv interveiw
so glad shes dumped him tho
she can do waaayyyy better!
xxxx