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In Case You Missed It…

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You may have missed the recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians when lil' Mason Dash Disick was born, but we think Chelsea Handler narrates it best when she says "they deliver their own babies."

CLICK HERE to check out Kourtney Kardashian's dual role as new mother and obstetrician!

LOLz!

37 comments to “In Case You Missed It…”



  1. 1

    Take your fucking commercials off-your making enough with all the crap on the sides



  2. 2

    Let's keep glorifying women who get knocked up and make stupid choices in men.



  3. 3

    The writing on this piece was so so, but the delivery was baaaad. Maybe I'm missing something and it is just her style, but to me, Chelsea should take the time to memorize her schtick because it sounds as if she's reading a first run through to me.



  4. 4

    why is this funny perez? obviously you are a fat dumb male, you could never understand how amazing that must have been for kourtney to not only give birth to her baby, but bring her own son into life. really…not….funny…. maybe you're just getting old and & unable to find good shit to entertain us…. basically you suck :)



  5. 5

    she must be so full with drugs. baby -> little little hole = OUCH!



  6. 6

    TOTALLY GROSS AND INAPPROPRIATE! Those girls have NO boundaries…



  7. 7

    Chelsea is always pointing out gross anatomical type stuff on women! She has SUCH issues with women! I love Perez but no wonder he loves her! Besides that, Chelsea is totally dry and dead-pan and needs a drum-roll after every cheesy joke. Blah!



  8. 8

    so desperate for fame that she would deliver her own baby on national tv. Glad i missed this episode



  9. 9

    vid didnt work, its not loading..?

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    wow, this lady is NOT funny.



  11. 11

    that part really surprised me too
    but power to the beautiful woman!



  12. 12

    Re: rawrawohlala – ewwwww!



  13. 13

    Re: JackWad – its nature fool.
    and they had a contract for the show before she even got pregnant



  14. 14

    Re: greeningreeneNY
    lucky you.



  15. 15

    Re: JackWad
    sorry darling :D



  16. 16

    Re: watevafamewhore – I know but somehow they made it LOOK SEXY! Okay it just BOTHERS me when all these people come in and stare at the mother's couch!



  17. 17

    Re: watevafamewhore
    POWER?? ahahahahaha LOL. no. two words: peridural anaesthesia



  18. 18

    Re: watevafamewhore – I know but somehow they made it LOOK SEXY! Okay it just BOTHERS me when all these people come in and stare at the mother's cooch!



  19. 19

    oooh you posted here again like we omg but kourntey pulling the baby isnt normal like klhoe said l0l



  20. 20

    I think that was a pretty impressive delivery!



  21. 21

    I thought that was beautiful! I would have loved to deliver my daughter like that! Leave it to Chelsea handler to make it seem dirty and raunchy!



  22. 22

    I'd want to yank my own kid out too at this point. Imagine, that's nine months without drinking, of being nauseous, of not sleeping well, of constipation and extreme heartburn. That's not mentioning the back pain and the constant peeing.
    Hollywood glamorizes being pregnant, but ask your mom about it and she'll tell you the truth. By the time this kid is making its way out of the tiny tiny canal you want to see its face and you want it out.
    I'm guessing its an emotional situation.
    And yes, she made a bad decision by keeping the douche bag scott.



  23. 23

    I saw this in her opening last night and it made me laugh so f'in hard. I've had 4 kids and NONE were like that…….



  24. 24

    Chelsea ALWAYS says it best !



  25. 25

    Someone mentioned this before when you talked about rating. I was like huh? Then I watched the re-run yesterday. I was still shocked. It was amazing. Who pulls out their own baby? Lol



  26. 26

    uuuggh so gross… she just pull it out… we were watching her pull it out of her vagina…. bllaahhhh i don't think such an "intimate" should have been shared on national television



  27. 27

    Re: zaniac01

    word!
    i have "only" one, but you're so damn right.



  28. 28

    all kardashians are products of butt fucks,that's why they are all assholes



  29. 29

    I did the same thing when I gave birth to my daughter 11 years ago. Kinda freaky. I was terrified that I'd drop her.



  30. 30

    This is closer to natural child birth and is fine. In fact - it is healthy to let the unbilical cord pulsate and continue to deliver the blood inside to the babe…actually good for the babe. This is Very Cool! Also best that the babe
    rest with the mom after birth - messy or not…they usually wisk the messy babe away-wash it and place it in a tray-like bed w/ warming light called an isolet…Best for babe when they remain with mom. Hahha



  31. 31

    She got a hold on her own baby even before it was out of her p'ussy.



  32. 32

    Chelsea is a riot… It's a shame that E! has been yanked from Canadian television….



  33. 33

    I love Chelsea Handler….don't ruin her. She's funny.



  34. 34

    that's just asking for a tear. no thanks. when i deliver my child it will be nice and slow. no rush. my sister had a third degree tear and was in pain for months.



  35. 35

    I saw this Chelsea didnt do well when making fun of this and I LOVE Chelsea AND I SAW what Kourt did and I WAS LIKE OMG NO WAY ! Yes that delivery was insane I don't know anyone woman who has done THAT LOL!



  36. 36

    Ummm it's quite common for the doctor to ask you if you want to help pull the baby out nowadays. Sometimes even the father will pull it out. It's the new cutting of the cord. As far as not making any noise is concerned if she had an epidural she wouldn't have felt any pain.



  37. 37

    Well yeah that is generally what happens. You deliver your own child. Regardless of who "catches" the baby. The mother always delivers her child unless she has a c-section. It's called labor and delivery. I don't understand the elementary humor because a woman grabbed her child and pulled him from her body to her chest. So immature to think that is funny or weird or whatever. I thought it was touching and wish I could have done the same with my kids.