Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss "Elixir"
LOLs! Would YOU buy this from HER?!
Kirstie Alley is launching a weight loss company called Organic Liason which has developed "slimming remedies" for dieters.
The actress is saying she already lost 20 pounds in eight weeks on the program and gives her testimonial:
"I'm not a doctor or a nutritionist - I'm a regular person like you who has been struggling with her weight and searching and praying for a weight loss program to end that forever. Now my dream is a reality. I've been afforded access to the best products in the world. I've been researching and developing Organic Liaison for the past two years with the help of the greatest scientific minds on the planet.
"I can promise you our certified weight loss elixir, Rescue Me, takes on excess hunger and cravings. It will support your body and flood your body with the missing elements that make weight loss an uphill battle. Join me on my own weight loss journey - I've lost over twenty pounds since January 1st… and I don't crave or have my usual huge appetite."
The bottom line is that there is NO miraculous way to weight loss. It takes good old fashioned diet and exercise with a side of SELF-CONTROL.
We know it's not easy, but that's just how it is. So we, along with many others we assume, are going to take a pass on this, Kirstie!
[Image via WENN.]
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FIRST COMMENT!
Bet she makes a hundred million with this. Obese women in america are desperate and will buy anything
I'm so tired of hearing about this cow. She doesn't need a diet, she needs mental help. It is so obvious she is a nutcase.
this woman should just go back to being massive coke head to lose the weight. she's already lost her mind from it.
i'd beware of giving a scientologist any money for anything, much less a crazy "weight loss elixir". sounds like a load of xenu bullshit to me.
Has anyone noticed that this dumb, obnoxious bitch is fat as hell? Her popularity is driven only by the fact that she attracts so much ridicule for being a loud-mouthed blimp. She has no self-control, she is a gluttonous hog, and she's trying to spread a message that it's ok to be grotesquely fat. Well, it's not. It's disgusting and shameful, so go put your finger down your throat, blubber-pot.
Perez, I wouldn't ignore that if I was you. You could stand to lose a few more inches off your gut and also that sag-bag under your chin.
I am surprised you didn't try hawking your own line of weight loss products, which would have, of couse, tanked along with all of your other failed ventures. You may have lost weight, Porkez, but you didn't lose the spare tire around your middle, and your arms are too thin. This indicates muscle loss and wasting, and your fat distribution is unbalanced, which may be hormone related. The micronutrients in Kirsty's brew probably addresses these issues, so weight loss is maximized in a healthy way. You should think twice before passing on it, and maybe give it a try. I hear it works wonders for fat heads.
Perez knows what he is talking about. Just checkout his double chin and that nasty gut…SELCONTROL right?
i dont like her but id love to see her lose wt then kick your piggy ass
Stuff it. Obesity is about emotional issues, not hunger. She cribbed this from a plethora of other ignorant hucksters and their 'best' scientists.
One more scientologist rip-off. At least with Kirstie as the spokesmodel maybe some fools won't be taken in.
Re: tigrrrlilly – ///////EXACTLY\\\\\\\ Too bad the fat moms who send their kids to Will Smith's scientology [recruitment center] "school" will be foolish enough to fork it over –
Directions for Magical Elixir:
Take fingers
Shove into gaping maw
Take jewellers wire
Sew gaping maw shut
Repeat 3 times daily
LOL I love Kirstie but I had to laugh when she was pimping her "elixer" on Oprah today. HONEY LOOK AT YOU =( You can't sell weight loss stuff when you're…big like that. It just doesn't compute.
Those Scientologists love themselves a good elixir to detox and send away the bad jeux jeux. I bet this is made with some of that magical Xenu space dust.
I fucking love this bitch
SO!! For TONS OF MONEY, you can lose 20 lbs in 8 weeks!!!
To those who didn't do the math, that's 2.5 lbs a week.
Good Lord!
Go for a 20 minute walk every day, and cut out 200-500 calories a day… FOR FREE!!!
IT WILL GIVE YOU THE SAME RESULTS!!!
Anyone who buys this diet crap from a porky Scientologist who just wants to make money and have people APPROVE OF HER in some way, is a fucking MORON.
In other words:
Put Down The Goddamned Fork & Do Something Else Instead.
Does it have mega doses of Niacin like her Predatory Evil $pace Alien Mind Control CULT of $cilonCONtology uses in their "Purification Rundown"?
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No matter what suppliments she tries to peddle to make money, the REAL answer is very simple and widely known.
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Here it is. Ready?
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MOVE MORE. EAT LESS.
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That's it.
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Do you really want to take advice from someone that believes in Xenu (a supposed intergalactic warlord from 75,000,000 years ago)?
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For her sake, I do hope she gets to a healthy weight…in a healthy fashion.
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But, really now, she is THE LAST person on earth to give advice.
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After all, she is still enslaved to one of the most sinister and wacked out CULTS ever to disgrace this world.
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The founder of her CULT was heavily into drugs and BLACK MAGIC.
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Google Aleister Crowley and L. Ron Hubbard (CULT founder) to see for yourself.
Re: tigrrrlilly –
Amen, sister. This has the ScientoloQUACKS all over it. I'm guessing it's a mixture of barley and L. Ron Hubbard's sperm.
What REALLY puzzles me:
If the Scientologists are all about having "non-reactive" minds, then why is Kirstie so sensitive about her weight?
And Travolta about his hair?
And Cruise about his… (pick anything) height…? front tooth…? acting abilities…? his inability to be HONEST with himself…?
Scientology finally hitting the weight loss market for new recruits.
how would you know anything about self control you fucking fatass?
why can't people just lose weight the normal weight. eat better and work out. instead of buying all this stupid shit
Fuck it Kirstie. Just have some damn ice cream, chocolate cake and cookies.
May as well!
sweetie. really? like you know anything about weight loss and self control. you might should just sit this one out. try two chairs.
ok she said she's been praying..Who do scientologists pray to.FUCKEN ALIENS.. Fucken ET…I like Kirstie Alley,she is off the hook crazy,but I am not fond of scentology….where is ET…LOL
That FIRST COMMENT - are losers like that still around (rhetorical question)?! Is that your contribution in life, being FIRST on a blog site?! Loser, kill yourself! As for Kirstie… I threw a snowball at her once and it went into orbit around her waist! She's so fat… when she dances, the band skips! Kirstie, you're a washed-up, talentless, fat pig. I'd say stick a fork in yourself (because you're done), but that would probably just start up another feeding frenzy with you.
Certified?! CERTIFIED?! She meant certifiable… didn't she?
Kirstie Alley is launching a weight loss company called Organic Liason which has developed "slimming remedies" for dieters.
Um, LIASON?? What does that non-word even mean? Is it a typo on your end or hers?
Do they/you perhaps mean Liaison?
"Irregardlessly", she's still a Scientologist. Gah, I find that so bothersome. I had breakfast next to her one morning, years ago, with her then husband Parker Stevenson, & she was flawless, at 7 fricking a.m. She looks so different now. I hope her plan works, but I have lost all admiration & respect over her creepy beliefs.
Look, you want something natural and organic that will 100% work?
1 cup dandelion leaves
1 cup Spanish, kale or collard greens
1 cup mango
1/2 cup strawberries
1 cup papaya with seeds
Add as much water as needed
Aloe vera meat (optional)
Blend and drink. Boom. Dandelion leaves, papaya seeds and aloe all make you go to the bathroom naturally. No tummy pain, no diarrhea (wash the gel off the aloe for this not to happen). This will clean your colon and you can get it all at whole foods. Don't be alarmed if you see large, long, thick stool. Its just your colon wall being cleaned out with the enzymes from the raw foods. Enjoy. You don't need some crap in a box. You need raw organic foods ESPECALLY GREENS. Oh add a banana if you want it a little sweeter. Don't use sugar. You don't need that shit.
Re: babyg1 – "ok she said she's been praying..Who do scientologists pray to.FUCKEN ALIENS.. Fucken ET…I like Kirstie Alley,she is off the hook crazy,but I am not fond of scentology….where is ET…LOL "
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Yeah. $cilons don't pray. Elron Hubbard taught that Jesus was just a memory implant from some planetary hypnotic induction sessions millions of years in the past. (I mean, is that CRAZY enough for you?)
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She knows that too. But, $cilons are trained to lie by their supposed "religion".
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They are trained to look at lying as using "an acceptable truth".
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The allusion to "praying" is a marketing ploy so that the target market of her snake oil dieting product - FOR MONEY - will relate to her as 'one of them' rather than as a batshi* CRAZY CULT MEMBER.
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"There was no Christ."
- L. Ron Hubbard (flounder of $cientology)
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The $cilons will try to bluff around this, but, go ahead and Google this on your own.
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These people are up to no good.
Its sad that someone who actually struggles with weight issues would put more nonsense into the market place that distracts people from what real weight loss is about. And just to make a buck, when she already has more than she needs financially. As someone who also struggles with weight, Im really disappointed in you Kristi.
Kirstie,
Here's the plan:
-Replace your 'drug of choice' food, with a different addiction.
-Go back on coke or Adderoll.
-Lose the weight
-Check your skinny ass into rehab to kick the coke habit.
-You'll be thin for awhile.
Lol Oswald …fucking E.T. Lol Oh shit lol. You guys are the best.
Oh wait that was babyg1's comment.lol My bad. Very funny. Lol
I thought you were a Trek fan. She was Lt. Savick in The Wrath of Kahn.
Although her first role, she ignores fans. She doesn't get it but still she was the bomb in that film….plus she is older and plumper…Look at Shatner. Its ironic she gets shit but the shat is not commented on. Why? They are old and livin' life.
Re: Oswald2001 – thank you for the info..that is weird..
I LIKE THAT COAT ! BUT IT IS SAD THAT KIRSTIE ALLEY IS KNOWN FOR HER YO-YO DIETTING AND UNHEALTHY WEIGHT FLUCTUATIONS THAN ANY ACTING WORK…
I've lost all the respect I've ever had for Kirstie, which isn't saying much. She is sending such a horrible message about being overweight. When are people going to get it through their thick fucking skulls that PILLS don't make you lose weight. They might at first. But then you gain it all back and then some. .. . there is no quick fix, there is no supressing of hunger. And food aint what we're really hungry for people. . . whether it's food, drugs, power, reading Perez Hilton, whatever it takes to fill that knawing hole in each of our souls.
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Scientology kills!
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Remember Lisa McPherson
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Scientologist LESBIAN should just go away and take Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Will Smith (any any other Scientology IDIOT) with her.
I'm sick of fat, lazy people thinking they can lose weight with "miracle products"! There are no miracle products. You can't sit on your ass, eat McDonalds, salty and sugary foods, drink alcohol and soda all day and expect to lose weight by taking some magic elixir. It doesn't work!
You have to eat healthy and exercise, otherwise you'll never lose weight.
The only thing I hate more is skinny people who can eat anything they want and not gain a pound - they think they're fine, but have they not heard of heart disease?
ALL PROFITS TO THE CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY. ITS AN EXCUSE FOR THE CULT TO CONTACT YOU TOO AND TRY TO RECRUIT
KEEP HOLD OF YOUR WALLETS PEOPLE.
Elixir= self fulfilling prophecy
People who lose weight in a healthy way (and then keep it off) usually lose no more than 2 pounds per week. So in 8 weeks you could lose 16 lbs with programs like Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig. This is getting her 4 more lbs. Diet and Excercise people!
The greatest scientific minds on the planet are working with her on a diet program? Jesus, maybe she should help them discover a cure for cancer or AIDS.
Like the Kardashians, she is cashing in on the "drop the lbs quick!" schemes. They just don't work and can be very dangerous. These celebs are completely irresponsible and make a buck in the process at the public's expense. If there was actually a pill or treatment that worked nobody would be fat anymore. Good diet and exercise everybody!!
What dieters don't seem to understand is that there are slim behaviors that come with being slim - and they are not always that positive - usually slim people are more prone to be cold, more anal, more worried, less sociable, etc. There are problems of the overweight personality too, for example those concerned with their weight all the time need never concern themselves with anyone else! Somewhere in the middle is probably best.
It's actually a bank account elixer. If she'd lose that girth, she could actually act instead of selling snake oil. I love her, and wish she'd get it together.
WE CAN BE MORE than sure Scientology is behind this off drink. I should not be trusted in ANY level. Forget it. Funding, the ingredients…who knows. But don't chance it. It isn't worth it.
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Lots of interesting things here posted connecting Organic Liaison and Scientology
seems there is defiantly a connection as well as verifiable links so you can check the info yourself.
some funny stuff there as well
whyweprotest.net
"Kristie Alley's weight loss program Organic Liaison"
Organic Liaison, whether backed by scientology or not, is not tested yet. People should wait until more reviews appear. www.organicliaison.com