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Poetry In Motion!

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It's the most beautiful thing we have seen all year!

Someone had the sense to capture (Wo)Man in action and we love every half-naked, wannabe tranny second of it!

Check out the glory that is Pretty (Wo)Man! (above)

    Posted: Feb 25, 2010 at 12:01 am / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      Perez, stop riding around on your bike and concentrate on your blog, it needs more attention.



    2. 2

      WOW That's crazy!



    3. 3

      hot.



    4. 4

      DEFINITELY should be a music video. hotness. LoL



    5. 5

      I love it…this video is hilarous



    6. 6

      Even freakier is the person who recorded it !!??!!



    7. 7

      I'm not going to lie. I laughed the entire time I watched this.



    8. 8

      Mario has chosen the most unusual manner in which to introduce his father to us all —



    9. 9

      I've seen that dude riding around WeHo. Funny and kinda gross.



    10. 10

      Perez's obsession with this guy is creepy.



    11. 11

      I'm all genetically woman, and some days, (w0)man, I don't even look half that sexy.

      Rock on.



    12. 12

      I can't look, and yet I cannot turn away…



    13. 13

      I hope we never have to see SaMAN do anything like that.



    14. 14

      I dont understand… how could that not be incredibly uncomfortable.
      Wearing regular gym clothes on a bike will have you sore if you ride for a long time period.



    15. 15

      OKAY! Someone answer this question: Is he wearing a LEOPARD THONG or his that is BUTT CRACK?!! I'm scared to look any closer.



    16. 16

      Re: CarpeBlair –

      Agreed. This footage would go wonderfully with "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.



    17. 17

      It's funny but I believe whoever is taping it is in on it with the guy riding the bike, whoever is the he/she on the bike is doing it to become famous on what youtube lol gl biggirl or guy lol



    18. 18

      LOL
      LOVE IT ! ! !
      this is by far…. hollywood at its best ! !



    19. 19

      que la hagan reina del carnaval ! ! !



    20. 20

      I admit to have found the pictures very disturbing.. they shouldnt be posted. ick..
      but the video was very funny. more video?



    21. 21

      I think that "its" ass was actually eating the thong. Poor thong, you never stood a chance. This is the stuff that nightmares are made of.



    22. 22

      Only you could find this disgusting piece of shit entertaining.



    23. 23

      Will you puh-leeeze stop posting about your future husband/wife!! I do not need to know the details!!
      Oh, and now that your getting married, we dont need to hear about your obsession to 'R-Patz" and your hatred to "K-Stew"



    24. 24

      U go Girl!!



    25. 25

      lol i think PEREZ has a crush on this guy, so far three posts on this guy.maybe that's lady gaga in her down time( you know where stops tucking her humongous cock) for some weird reason this lard ass (i mean this guy, not perez) reminds me of pere when he was dressing up like britney with the pink wig remember that??



    26. 26

      your site's become a joke



    27. 27

      I think Perez has a crush.



    28. 28

      The cops need to shut this freakshow down.



    29. 29

      It's an excuse to drink vodka for breakfast, lunch and dinner after seeing that ;-)



    30. 30

      well at least barbara's getting some exercise now with that bike



    31. 31

      your fav nick name wo man



    32. 32

      for some reason i watched it till the end LOL



    33. 33

      can u please stop promoting this trash? in other cities, this man would be arrested.



    34. 34

      lmao totally haute sauce:)



    35. 35

      FAT NASTY TRANNY ON A BIKE AND A TRANNY SINGING THE BACKGROUND SONG..NICE COMBO.



    36. 36

      he must wear combat boots to look hot



    37. 37

      OMG I'M BLIND NOW!!!! GRUSS!!!!



    38. 38

      ew



    39. 39

      Well, at least s/he is getting some exercise… and bikes are environmentally friendly… but I think that's enough posts on this topic.



    40. 40

      it's a WOAHman! haha love the leopard print thong ;)

      marcus75wow: I agree



    41. 41

      LOL i just jizzed in my pants~~



    42. 42

      He reminds me of Chris Farley. I love how he flaunts it. Like they say–if you got it, flaunt it!



    43. 43

      i'm so bord and can't sleep.



    44. 44

      Re: tinypixiexoxo – Arrested for what? He is doing this for years in Weho. NO big deal

    45. fiona says – reply to this


      45

      FOUL. You are a low low thing, you need to expire.



    46. 46

      I seriously hope this is a joke…



    47. 47

      Why you feel the need to perpetuate this person's 15 minutes of whatever you want to call it is beyond me. Don't you have anything better to do? Wait … sorry … stupid question … of course you don't.



    48. 48

      seriously.. stop posting about this. I want to avoid this site due to my gag reflex every time time I see posts about him!!!!!!!



    49. 49

      That's fucking awsome lol



    50. 50

      I'm sure this is fake



    51. 51

      I don't understand what is so entertaining. This is the stupidest, most boring crap yet. Perhaps you ran out of articles to copy, so you're using this as filler.



    52. 52

      I want to say "Hey, it's you Perez! Complete with your theme song!", but that'd be mean.

    53. china says – reply to this


      53

      he`s a hero.
      i could have lived though without hearing the other ugly tranny`s shit sound in the vid.



    54. 54

      k, why are you posting about this obese, attention seeking nobody again? what the hell is this? "celebrity juice" should be removed from that gay ass banner of yours.



    55. 55

      Well of course you do, you freak.
      It is the only thing that will date you.
      You do realize this man is mentally ill, don't you?
      I haven't seen other trannies doing this. Well, maybe that one over on Christopher in the Village and he is obviously insane, too.



    56. 56

      hey look itws another freak (like lady gaga) that perez is going to shove down our throats until its famous!!!!



    57. 57

      That is one hot piece of ass!
      Please stop posting about him now.
      You give me nightmares as it is perez. haha jk



    58. 58

      WTF………..NEXT!!!!!!!!!! :o )



    59. 59

      At least he wore underwear…



    60. 60

      Nasty but funny. Still laughing!



    61. 61

      THIS is HILARIOUS!!! Made me laugh out loud.



    62. 62

      disgusting… is walking around clothed like that even legal? i thought there were some rules and stuff… if not, there sure should be.. at least for ugly fat people.. lols



    63. 63

      the sickest thing about this video is, some bloggers think this is hot or funny? no.. its disturbing.kids should not have to be exposed to this mentally disturbed fat man.



    64. 64

      When the remake of Pretty (wo)man is made, I think Perez will be first on the list to play the lead. A perfect role for douche…

    65. Ammie says – reply to this


      65

      Come on, Perez. It seems like you can't keep your eyes off this wo man.



    66. 66

      LOVE it! You see this a lot in Key West and late nights in South Beach!



    67. 67

      And I thought we had all the crazy's in NYC?!?!??

    68. Riley says – reply to this


      68

      WTF? Perez STOP. Nobody wants to see this shit. Nobody thinks it's funny besides you…just stop.



    69. 69

      Perez you twat! Just because the music was CACA it makes your site. Anyone else you would not post it or call it crap. Hypocrite Bitch!



    70. 70

      Perez, is that your Dad? Maybe that would explain all the obssession with this wierdo

    71. kis95 says – reply to this


      71

      This blog sucks beyond belief now. Three days of some disgusting, fat, weirdo? Forget it.



    72. 72

      Seriously disturbing and he should have been charged with indecent exposure. For God's sake, there are children out on the streets in the daytime! Have some class and leave it to Perez to get all hot over this! And yet he made a big deal about how disgusting Miley Cyrus so called "topless" photos were last year taken in a photo studio and covered up yet this tub of lard thinks it's ok to dress supposedly like a woman with his bare tits hanging out!



    73. 73

      Is this your new boyfriend Perez? you two suit each other! :)



    74. 74

      Great. Just what I needed. Two articles on some kind of freak-show Carny. I thought this was a CELEBRITY gossip site.



    75. 75

      not funny - it's disgusting, disturbing and just plain weird - and I didn't even watch the video. don't understand why there's a half a dozen posts on this idiot in the last 24 hours………..



    76. 76

      LOL! I want to sniff "her" bicycle seat!!



    77. 77

      i just threw up a little in my mouth.



    78. 78

      Oooo, Mario is crushing BAD!! Go for it! This guy's just your type, he looks just like you.



    79. 79

      Ya know Perez - your fascination with this person, is not our fascination. I think it's pretty sad actually. There's obviously something more going on with this person (mentally) and you're exploiting it.



    80. 80

      HOT!
      I'D TAP THAT!



    81. 81

      We know you,Perez.You'll get him hot,show him what you've got.



    82. 82

      We all knew that was the kind of (wo)man you were into….overweight and flabby (like you), ugly (like you) and appreciable talent to speak of (like you).



    83. 83

      ….that would be NO appreciable talent to speak of!



    84. 84

      Can it get any sexier? I love the outfit, wonder where (s)he got it from.



    85. 85

      It's skirt was fluttering so daintily in the soft breeze.



    86. 86

      I'm so thankful that I live in Kansas. Something this frightful riding around the streets would be locked up in a matter of seconds. Our cops have a sense for decency and what the public should be exposed to. Again, thank goodness for Kansas, where people have morals and don't like to have circus freaks run the streets.



    87. 87

      What I want to know is why didn't Howard Stern discover this?
      Perfect addition to the Wack-Pack and HTV!



    88. 88

      Barfing up my Happy Meal! :-O~



    89. 89

      HAHA !! That is soo funny !



    90. 90

      LOL! ireally have to wonder about the mental state of people like this.



    91. 91


    92. 92

      It's Perez's blog, people. He can post whatever he feels like posting.



    93. 93

      oh those california girls

    94. Ocean says – reply to this


      94

      WOW! YOU PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY HATEFULL AND TOO CONSERVATIVE AND VERY MUCH AUTO-CONTROL MIND AND TOOOOO CONFORMISTS!
      WHATS WRONG WITH THAT GUY?
      HE IS BIKING IN A STREET AND HE IS DRESSED.
      WHEN ITS A GIRLS GOING AROUND LIKE THAT, YOU DONT THINK ITS A PROBLEM, NOR WHEN ITS A GUY WEARING NO TOP AT ALL!

      OH HE IS FAT? IF YOU SEE IT AS A PROBLEM, THATS VERY DISCRIMINATORIC OF 70% OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION OF YOU!
      SO IF HE WAS MAD MAX IT WILL BE FANTASTIC?

      I THINK HE IS CUTE AND FUNNY, AND AT LEAST SAVE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DAILY FROM A SAD GREY LIFE, BY GIVING THEM A SMILE.

      I DONT SEE WHATS SO FANTASTIC IN THAT VIDEO, NOR UGLY, NOR SUPER HILARIOUS,.
      ITS JUST A BIT FUNNY AND CASUAL.

      I AM FRENCH, I LIVE IN DANMARK, WE DONT HAVE THAT THERE THIS MONTH CAUSE HE WILL BE FREEZING HIS ASS BIG TIME, BUT I DONT SEE THE PROBLEM.
      I FOUND MEN WEARING UGLY TATTOS TO BE VERY PROVOCATIV AND VERY AGRESSIVE AND UGLY TO SEE, THIS GUY IS VERY FINE.

      IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN WHY DID YOU CAME TO THAT TOPIC FIRST, AND THEN WHY DID YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO, AND WHY DID YOU POSTED IN IT?
      ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PERVERTED MASOCHISTS, TO DO SO, KNOWING WHAT ITS ABOUT AND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT?

    95. Ocean says – reply to this


      95

      98% OF THE PEOPLE WHO POSTED HERE ARE RETARDS LIVING IN DENIAL OF THEIR STUPIDITY AND CLOSE MINDEDNESS.
      I DONT KNOW IF MOST OF THOSE ARE AMERICANS, BUT LOOKS LIKE, AND IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY AND HOW CLOSE MINDED YOU ALL ARE, AND BLIND FOR BEING IT AS WELL!
      YOU DONT EVEN REALISE THAT YOUR COMMENTS UNVEIL HOW STUPID YOU ARE.
      ITS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT USA CANT GROW AS FREELY AS IT SHOULD.
      AS FOR THOSE STATING IT SHOULD BE FORBIDEN AND IN KANSAS THE GUY WILL BE ARRESTED (WOW!) AND THAT "CHILDREN SHOULDNT BE SUBMITTED TO THIS" HEAVEN FORBID! THEY ARE SUBMITED TO YOUR STUPIDITY EVERYDAY, WHIHC IS FAR WORSE AND FAR MORE DANGEROUS TO KIDS AS THEY RUN THE HIGH RISCK TO TURN INTO CLONES OF YOUR CLOSE MINDEDNESS AND BECOME JUDGEMENTAL CONTROL FREAKS TOO, AND HAVE TO WATCH PEOPLE GET KILLED AND OTHER BE ARRESTED FOR NO REASONS AT ALL, AS PART OF THEIR DAILY LIFE, AND KILLING COMPUTER GAMES TOO, AS WELL AS YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN BEING DEPORTED TO WAR ZONES TO GET KILLED THERE FOR SOME GOVERNEMENTAL FINANCIAL SELF INTERESTS! AND BE TOLD THAT THEIR GOVERNEMENT LIED TO THEM ABOUT CRUCIAL THINGS AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED AND CAUSED A DREADFULL WORLDWIDE FINANCIAL CRISIS THAT SEND THEIR PARENTS OUT OF JOB AND OUT IN THE STREETS!

    96. Ocean says – reply to this


      96

      I DONT THINK THAT A CIRCUS LOOK ALIKE BALLERINA ON A BIKE IS SHOKING FOR KIDS AT ALL.
      IT IS ONLY FOR YOU, CLOSED MINDED CONSERVATIVE ULTRA CONFORMISTS CONTROL FREAKS AND ALL YOUR ACCUMULATED PREJUDICES, THAT THIS REPRESENT A PROBLEM!
      TOO COUARD TO FIGHT OPENLY AGAISNT GOVERNEMENTAL ABUSES, BUT BIG MOUTHED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT A BALLERINA GUY ON A BIKE!

      NOW I GET WHY HYPOCRITES LIKE YOU FOUND MEL GIBSON'S MOVIES TOO BLOODY, WHILE YOU FOUND SPARTACUS AND HORROR MOVIES AND KILLING WITH A CHAIN SAW OK..
      THE SILENCE OF THE LAMB IS COOL, APOCALYPTO IS TOO BLOODY. YEAH, I SEE…
      KLUK KLUX KLAN'S MASSACRES IS OK, PART DETAILS OF THE CRUCIFIXION OF CHRIST IS NOT.
      OH AND BRAVEHEART WAS TOO VIOLENT TOO.. WHEN YOU CANT PRAISE THE ARTISITC GRANDEUR OF A MOVIE AND THE GENIUS OF A DIRECTOR, OUT OF JEALOUSY AND HATRESS, YOU RESSORT TO PETITESSE AND FAINT OFFENSE AND SCREAM "OH, MY GODNESS, IF THE KIDS WERE SEEING THIS" USING KIDS AS PROTECTION SHIELDS LIKE AL QUAIDA TERRORISTS DO ON THE FIELDS.. INTERESTING..

    97. Ocean says – reply to this


      97

      ITS JUST A HYPOCRITE VEIL TO COVER YOUR STUPIDITIES, CLOSE MINDEDNESS, OWN MISGIVINGS, AND INHABILITY TO ACCEPT WHAT IS DIFFERENT, AND YOUR ABILITY TO REPEAT WHATS TOLD YOU AND TO CONFORM LIKE A XEROX MACHINE!

      - "THIS IS A NO-NO / THIS IS OK"

      ROBOTS!

      YOU DO NOT LIVE, YOU COPY LIVING, TAKING CARE TO NEVER CROSS THAT LINE!
      AW! ITS FORBIDDEN!

      YOUR COMMENTS ARE CHOKING, ABSURD, OFFENDING, DANGEROUS FOR KID'S MIND TO WITNESS, AND HILARIOUS. NOT THE VIDEO.



    98. 98

      OMG!!! MY EYES!!! LOL… ok that was for some comic relief of the day… although I'm surprised the cops didn't talk to him about indecent exposure… I'M SOOO GLAD HE'S WEARING UNDERWEAR! although double standard for the Naked Cowboy …



    99. 99

      She/He is wearing Alexander Mcqueen for sure!



    100. 100

      Re: co_lane – haha I cant lie either ! I think people need to get this guy help but the video making was hilarious I gotta say! LMAO They should have had WAY more images and HIM DANCING I am sure he does for people HE DOES EVERYTHING ELSE ! PLEASSE SOMEONE LIVING OUT THERE ~! HOOK it up MAKE US A GOOD ONE! LOL!

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