Thanks A LOT, Tyra!

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Ughhhh!

She couldn't airbrush our double triple chin out?

Such a fattie!

Can anyone work their Photoshop magic on this??? We need A LOT of help, obviously!

Update: This is a bit better! Thanks ItsNickyyBitch!

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Update #2: Now this is MUCH better!!! Thanks Jaclyn! Ha

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    Posted: Feb 25, 2010 at 11:15 pm / Email this  »

    110 comments to “Thanks A LOT, Tyra!”

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    1. 1

      LMAO Yes sir, you do need a lot of help with that. Tyra and you are such a perfect match. Disgusting monsters. Tyra is just as big and pig headed as you are.



    2. 2

      ugh..why she shows you any attention is beyond me when all you do is talk shit.



    3. 3

      Perez, You look FAB



    4. 4

      You're a fat mess. Deal with it. This is her payback for you calling her trannysaurus all day.



    5. 5

      Dude. You looked cute when you were bigger, and you look great now. You don't need photo shop or plastic.



    6. 6

      Don't be so hard on yourself Perez!!! You look GREAT, and happy - that's all that matters! :)

    7. Laury says – reply to this


      7

      That's what you get for being such an asshole, Perez.



    8. 8

      You're just noticing you need a lot of help now?



    9. 9

      i like your hair here.
      But blonde suits you best, in my opinion.



    10. 10

      I still think you're good looking =]



    11. 11

      Oh please! You look stunning :)



    12. 12

      You look nice, bb. Slim as a sliver!



    13. 13

      Perez…u one hot momma….don't listen to the haterz….theys just envious!



    14. 14

      Its ok Perez you still look GOOD!!!!



    15. 15

      You are beautiful Perez. Don't even. Plus, looks are nothing. You have so much going for you. Xx



    16. 16

      who cares about the double chin?!? OWN it!



    17. 17

      perez you ALWAYS make fun of celebs for being photoshopped and then you just asked someone to photoshop you…weird



    18. 18

      Was this double chin post a set-up which means you are witty and got it goin' on. Ore are you just plain stupid



    19. 19

      Perez you are a hypocrite, with all the "be yourself, love yourself" talk… is a person supposed to dislike the way they look because people (including YOU) think it's ugly? You know, YOU Perez make a difference with what you say, just like you want "equal marriage" and every person counts towards changing that law- you too can change what a persons view of "beautiful" is! But this is obviously not your concern, you are all about "loving yourself for who you are" yet you are the first to point a finger (even if it is at yourself) and make a person who has 2 or more chins feel bad about themselves…even if it is all in good fun in your end! I know you are probably used to getting laughed at and made fun of but when you put yourself down for the way you look, remember the person reading this may be bigger then you or just your size and the moment they started to feel good about their image- YOU brought them back down! And believe me it's not me or else I would have just cursed and have written something lame!!



    20. 20

      Don't worry about the triple chin. They seem to be disappearing into your flabby man jowls.



    21. 21

      Re: xoxo_anonymous – She probably thinks if she's nice to him,he'll stop being mean to her and writing on how she's a tranny on his blog.Which makes her more pathetic than him because she cares what he thinks,noone should give this pigshit attention.



    22. 22

      I agree with Addy23. Kinda hypocritical of you to always be slamming celebs and ad companies on how much they are using photoshop…but then you ask for it yourself?!?



    23. 23

      Just keep up the exercise.
      Losing weight is hard.
      Dont photoshop yourself, that is silly



    24. 24

      btw i cant believe this show is still on air.
      i used to be a huge fan… but it has gone so downhill :(
      just an excuse for Tyra to parade around doing little skits and flaunting her "talents"



    25. 25

      You are absolutely THE most pathetic creature on the face of the planet. As long as people are covering up your multiple chins, how about we get started on those huge herpes looking pimples on your neck and your double cheeseburger ass? I actually look forward to people kissing your disgusting ass and talk about "haterz" and people who are "envious" of you. Really? Seriously? How could anyone be envious of a nobody who tries so hard (and fails) at making himself relevant anymore. You have talked SO much shit about Tyra Banks and now we get to see your disgusting self kiss her ass on the show? I can't wait for Tyra to realize what trash you are.



    26. 26

      I think it's hilarious that people say that the haters are "envious." Psh… Why would I be envious of one of the most hated fat ass queers in America? He's awful.



    27. 27

      wtf with your right forearm??? there is a huge chunk missing.



    28. 28

      whats the difference in the second & 1st one??? O.o



    29. 29

      Re: Jackierichxo
      that was a long shpeal…dude, he doesnt read all the thousands of comments, calm the hell down, its the internet.

      Good to have a sense o humour!



    30. 30

      Just so much more wrong with it than the triple chin. It's the ugly blue skunk do, and pink sweater, the bow tie, the horse teeth…..



    31. 31

      Oh god. So not watching that episode.



    32. 32

      Aww….I feel bad that people are so mean to you sometimes Perez, including myself sometimes (I have not problem admitting that I should become a better person). We all should stop judging other people when we all know none of us have the right to because we all have flaws, some on the inside and some on the outside.

      You look fab, Perez!!! And who cares about the double chin?!?! Work it with pride!!! =)



    33. 33

      LMAO



    34. 34

      GOOD JOB?? I CAN BARELY TELL IT WAS PHOTOSHOPPED!!



    35. 35

      delusional much?



    36. 36

      You know that model next to you is laughing at your protruding monster of a chin and horse teeth.



    37. 37

      don't be so hard on yourself bb. you look good!



    38. 38

      He looks like a can of smashed assholes



    39. 39

      ugh I have to saw for the bitch and terrible person you are, I actually ENJOYED reading this post, see this actually makes ppl like you cause it makes us think your not a complete ass..that is until we continue to read on and discover the other thousands of hypocritical posts.



    40. 40

      yeah but … why do all the people who love perez come out when he disses himself and when he's dissing someone else everyone tells the truth about how he looks?



    41. 41

      perez is cute,dont worry about it.



    42. 42

      Not to mention, the OLD LADY Hands. WTF? Who poses like that? I yeah. you.



    43. 43

      it looks more like the book cover for those gossip girls novels than ANTM i don't get it



    44. 44

      Re: Addy23 – smartest thing ive heard all year



    45. 45

      Oh, awesome, now you can blow yourself.



    46. 46

      You should be concerned first about the big ugly horse teeth and then the multiple layers of fat hanging off your neck.



    47. 47

      yeah you must be flattered now.. just say yes and just say cute and you know you are the star's apple..



    48. 48

      Pereza, you're a fugly down syndrome looking fat turd. how much are you paying these personal trainers again?



    49. 49

      Honestly Perez, you don't need to photo shop, it doesnt look much different from pic one to pic two. And Im being honest. I think it is going to be cool to see what you do with the girls this cycle, and see if you get a decent spot on the premier or if she just threw you on for five minutes to keep the peace for the bet you made on her show. I'll be watching :)



    50. 50

      If they airbrushed out your double chin, you'd have no head, you ugly cow.



    51. 51

      perez is nothing but a piece of FUCKING SHIT disgusting pig.



    52. 52

      ALl the photshop in the world won't help you , you fat fuck! Why is Tyra trying to sabotage her own show by having pig fucker on there? Fuck off from our screens pig vomit…we don't want your fucking horsey head polluting the airwaves



    53. 53

      OOoooo loves you Perez! But you don't need any retouching done. You are perfect Just the way you are:)



    54. 54

      How do you photoshop a swine into anything other than a pig?



    55. 55

      are you kidding me???? airbrush your chin?
      you're fucked! accept who you are or make some changes………..you're effing pathetic and a poor role model



    56. 56

      Re: cordelia – Are you fucking blind?



    57. 57

      haha!!! i like the purse



    58. 58

      ugh, please. you are hot.



    59. 59

      Haha:) I think it was pretty funny. I really don't understand what, the group of people who repeatedly says, "Ohh Perez, you're fat duck, you disgust me.. etc" wants. If Perez would have posted this picture without any sarcasm, you'd immediately point out the double chin. And now, you criticize him for being a hypocrite for mentioning photoshop. You diss every tiny teasing or commentary in evey post. I wonder, if Perez would have written the gossips in a kind manner, how many of us would read him anyway??
      Now, at least he makes fun of others and makes fun of himself. It is his style and looking at the number of comments at each post, it simply works…



    60. 60

      You are so NOT fat!!! You have come a long way and you look great!!



    61. 61

      I love you perez!!! see everyone he makes fun of everyone including himself!



    62. 62

      Re: saralizg – Stevie Wonder!! I didnt know you posted on Perez!



    63. 63

      Re: Jackierichxo

      "…even if it is all in good fun in your end!"
      *
      *
      ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
      *
      Don't EVER say that to Porky!! yuk



    64. 64

      HAHAAHA The NEWEST UPDATE Is the BEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! :D



    65. 65

      perez's chin is too prominent to have a true double chin. i didn't notice anything. maybe if he squished his face up.

      and of course perez talks shit.. it's why we read him. when he pokes fun at celebrities we hate it's all good until it's someone we like. although he does play favourites :P i'd like to see him tear Angelina Jolie apart just ONCE :P



    66. 66

      BB YOU LOOK AMAZING , YOU DID NOT NEED PHOTOSHOP. I am soooo proud of you, you are an inspiration. It makes me sick to read all these negative comments.



    67. 67

      BWAHAHAH so funny:D



    68. 68

      That pose it too gay perez!



    69. 69

      Re: Starbella – Whats purse? that's a photo camera hanging on the left shoulder dear.



    70. 70

      Is she still brown nosing you - Why Tyra, you're supposed to be a role model, you're showing kids how to suck up to people who bully them. You should be ashamed of yourself.



    71. 71

      What about the Pear shaped body and the Park Avenue lady pose? the pink sweater should go to…actually all of you I guess.



    72. 72

      Perez if you want a boyfriend you can't dress like that.
      Take it from another gay man, no gay man wants to date a guy who looks like his elderly aunt.
      No man's dick would get hard looking at you like that.
      dude, butch it up. you can afford better clothes than that.



    73. 73

      lmao At the Zac Efron pic. XD And you look fine, Perez!



    74. 74

      why do u always want attention… you JUST have a blog site, that's it. dream futher… oh plz!

    75. ozmed says – reply to this


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      Perez you have no place to be criticizing other people's appearance and style. You look and dress like a horse's ass, seriously… neeiiigh… what chompers! Blue hair, purple/black dress shirt under a pink v-neck sweater??? good god.



    76. 76

      lol



    77. 77

      You will always be America's TOP DOUCHE…Oh, and TOP HYPOCRITE!!!!!



    78. 78

      The purse, the pink sweater, they gay pose. You're a real catch, can't believe you're still alone. lmao.



    79. 79

      it's not the chins that are the problem, it's your personality. No photoshop yet designed is going to fix that.



    80. 80

      Your a horrible human being and I do not feel bad for one second. You constantly tear down people every day, make fun of their looks, problems yet we should feel bad about you? What is pathetic is behind the image you want to portray there is just and insecure lil man or whatever your are. Simply Pathetic!



    81. 81

      lol love it!!!!



    82. 82

      THIS is why I don't watch the show anymore…..another egotistical jerk. ……..Tyra is one…..you ruin it.



    83. 83

      I was going to give you hell for calling someone "fat". You look great! Don't be so critical of yourself. Love you in pink, btw.



    84. 84

      Pig Face, trust me, your triple chin is the least of your worries.

    85. Eizza says – reply to this


      85

      Okay Perez NOW YOU LOOK FUCKING GOOD BABE!! Both before and after airbrush — very VERY well put together! :) Love you !



    86. 86

      you are ahdorable :D haaaha, this made my day with the whole zac efron picturee,



    87. 87

      I can't wait to see you on ANTM! That's awesome! Give helpful comments to the girls without being a bitch lol ! Love you !



    88. 88

      Too bad she couldn't have air brushed your entire face, you're one UGLY mutha ! You DO NOT have the face for t.v. ! You are repulsive, if you can try and get a face transplant.. Maybe a personality transplant too.



    89. 89

      Re: Cheshirekitten – HA. zing!



    90. 90

      Re: Shaniqua Jones – Lol that was the funniest comment on here !



    91. 91

      I think Perez looks great…great teeth, great smile…….people are toooo focused on weight…..health is HOT!!



    92. 92

      thats bad photoshop w. or w.o you.
      whats up w the chicks back right in front of the camera?



    93. 93

      TURKEY NECK!

      It will not go way until you remove it… jajajajaja

    94. CyN78 says – reply to this


      94

      LOLOLs



    95. 95

      Pereeezzzz, you look awesome! Congrats on the weightlost! I actually did Photoshop you….but how to send it to you?



    96. 96

      I used to like this show, but now you are on it. Guess I'm missing this season.

    97. Scrib says – reply to this


      97

      My grandmother has a pink sweater just like yours. She's 83 and lives in Boca Raton Florida.



    98. 98

      Good LORD are you unattractive. No wonder you're so amazingly insecure.



    99. 99

      you look good mario! everyone gots chin(s) when they smile big. btw, are you having a sxsw party? better let me in this time and a +1!!!!



    100. 100

      LOL .. zac efron X) … anyways you didn't even look bad at all in the first pic… i mean when you say double chin…triple chin… i expected to see it… but it's not even noticeable… just love yourself the way you are please… although i understand being comfortable in making fun of yourself lol humility may be your gift :D

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