Lindsanity Officially Out Of Control!!!
If this doesn't prove that she's absolutely healthy, happy, and back on track, then what does?!
After getting a nice fat paycheck from The Sun for expoloiting her own coked out past, Lindsanity is back in EL Lay and doing what she does best - pAArtying!!
And this time around even SaMANtha Ronson is tired of girlfriend's messy ass!!
On Tuesday, which we think is a perfectly legitimate weekday for a recovering alcoholic to be out drinking, Lohan rolled into Bardot at 1am to harrass Ronson, who was actually 'working.'
Ronson was OVER IT and had security stick close until the trainwreck noticed some half-drunken bottles of Smirnoff on the street to occupy her attention.
A source says:
"She wouldn't leave, and at the end of the night, you could tell she was waiting for Sam. They never talked at all, though, and Sam was definitely avoiding [her]."
The night before she followed Ronson to Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, and when LiLo requested a table near her former lady love, girlfriend was DENIED.
OUCH!
A witness says:
"She looked really drunk when she arrived and seemed so out of it."
Guess maybe SaMANtha didn't like you telling the world that the two of you were going to be getting back together, La Loca!!!
After two nights of getting kicked to the curb, Lindsanity got the hint and chose to drown her sorrows at Chateau Marmont Wednesday night, and friends close to the trainwreck are getting more nervous than usual.
“She needs help. She needs to solve her problems. She’s just not taking care of herself."
Very astute of them.
And because Lindsay can't take a SHIT without Michael Lohan blabbing to the press that it's probably because he divorced Dina:
"The reason Lindsay tries to drown her sorrows and mask her pain was because of my divorce from her mother, which in turn tore her apart."
No offense, douchebag, but the fact that you're attempting to get press off of taking responsibility for your daughter's problems, which, BTW, are so far BEYOND your pathetic ass that it's embarrassing you still try to relate them to back to yourself. It's completely DISGUSTING, DESPICABLE, and OUT OF LINE.
Apparently Lindsay did one lucid, commendable thing this week - denied Michael access to her apartment when he showed up uninvited.
A source says:
"Her dad showed up at her apartment in L.A., and Lindsay alerted security to make him leave. She is dealing with her attorney to stop him from harassing her."
Honestly, we don't think she's ever going to have a shot in hell at coming back from her disaster of a life until that man is put away and cannot have any access to her or media outlets.
You almost want to call her a poor thing…and then you remember all the shiz she pulls and that sentiment disappears completely.
Lohan will apparently be terrorizing Milan this weekend, so for our readers in that neck of the woods - stay indoors and hide your booze!! Girlfriend has had a bad week and is ready for a BENDER!!
[Image via WENN.]
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She is an entitled, spoiled, brat. But she is in pain, and for that, I feel sympathy.
Honestly? Fame whore or not, Michael Lohan appears to be the only person trying to do anything to help Lindsay. Her mom parties with her. The judge congratulates her on her "progress". Her friends say they "are worried" but keep partying with her at Marmont. Internet cockroach Perez Hilton badgers and bullies her every chance he gets. Looks to me like papa deserves a medal.
I guess I am to read this and feel better about myself for not being in the same situation? I don't think harassing photographers and celeb blogs being written about her are helping either. Rethinking all of this celeb coverage; especially after what happened to Scotty Lago.
how much longer are we going to be bombarded with this shit…die already…how long can she blame her parents for her doing's
Wow, mario, you're almost defending her…
I just hope she gets help before it's too late.
Please save yourself Lindsay!
i really don't understand why ronson doesn't take out a restraining order against firecrotch. people like her will not listen to reason. she's a stalker and she needs to be treated like one. that way the next time she does this she can be sent to jail. maybe some time in the pokey is exactly what she needs to get cleaned out and get her shit together. they need to FORCE a rockbottom on this piece of garbage. waiting for her to finally o.d. and die just isn't doing the job. she's determined to keep doing JUST enough drugs and booze to stay alive; amazing the stamina this piece of crap has. here's an idea: lock firecrotch and tila nguyen together in a hotel room with as much cocaine, vodka and redbull as we can load in with them and just don't let either of them out until it's time for the bodybags.
This is fake. Other website had proved it that this never happened!
everyone says Lindsay is so out of control, but where are the pictures?!? People are just getting this off of HE SAID SHE SAID. It's ridiculous. Lindsay hasen” chopped off all her hair, been seen passed out on the streets, attacking paparazzi, white stuff on her nose or anything. Yet people are making it seem as if she is such a big nightmare. When she gets "Britney Crazy," then she is OUT OF CONTROL. Till then… she is a pretty normal girl who can't except that someone she loves doesn't love her anymore. It sucks… so she acts out. That's all…
On other post you wouldn't even believed what SUN has to say and now you respect their credibility?? And who's your source? Is it that voice in your head? The same voice who keeps telling you that you're 'good looking', 'famous' and John Meyer is gay?
why does this crack head lezzie always wear those stupid damn leggings
is her legs that fuckin fugly?
a source says, a witness says, a source says again…
that post sounds very reliable indeed. and highly interesting *yawn*
Samantha was really there for Lindsay. She was her rock, the only good thing in her life and now she can't let go. I had a friend like that. I was her only friend lol. I would give her advise and lift her spirits. Everyone gave up on her. She was from Iran but told everyone she was from Switzerland because she was ashamed. She started coming to my jod and became VERY CLINGY. I would see her pass by my job just to see if I was there. Creepy. I told her I didn't want to be friends anymore and she didn't want to end it. She threatened my boss because she thought she told me to ditch her. I was firm with her told her to get the hell out of my life and she did. After a year, she came back, lol said she'd changed and wanted to be friends again. I said NO. Lets hope she stays out of my life.
Sounds brutal. I hope that she does take a look at her life sometime soon and see that she's spiraling out of control
fine, i'll stay at home :=
Wow, Tara Reid took until being around 30 to completely fuck up her career, Lohan did it by the age of 23. That takes Work! LOL
Normally, this would be the PERFECT time to go on an hour + long rant of why this coked out, vomit soaked, orange leathery mess gets tons of press, still has money to pAArty, and is an offical stalker to someone who clearly wants no part of that pathetic red stain of a former actress. Normally, I would. Then it hit me- we ALL know how this story will sadly end soon, right? Do I wish it to be? No, I wish that on no one, but it's more than crystal clear she's digging her own 6 foot hole. I truly believe, what with the crazy dad, her sticky love life, her out of control partying, and her screams for help, that her story will no doubt make the most interesting film of a starlet's downfall in a long, long while. It's ironic that it takes a tragic tale to refresh one's limelight.
I am a female, but not a violent one. I still really want to deck her father! He is helping to destrory Lindsey and he is a sad excuse of a human, let alone a father!
This poor girl has been exploited by her entire family. Her parents especially have taken advantage of her. It seems like her mother has a problem as well. Lindsay seems like a sweet person, she is just misguided. I completely feel sorry for her in the sense that she has no one whom she can trust.
I am so tired of hearing about this skank. Her career is over and has been for the past 3 or 4 years. I wish she would just OD already so everyone will quit writing about her.
"Half-drunken bottles of Smirnoff"? Drunken refers to the condition of being intoxicated (as in "a drunken stupor") It does not refer to the state of being consumed. Don't make me smack you in the name of grammar, Perez.
Re: tigrrrlilly – that's a brilliant idea! I'm so tired of hearing and reading about this Asshole Lindsay and her family. You know what would be great (besides not hearing about her for 1 day)? If she actually did something productive with her life and career. She's a complete moron though and would rather fill her life with drama and parties. There are so many other deserving, struggling actresses out there who deserve a break and this worthless bitch keeps garnering all of the attention somehow.
Who really cares???
Poor Lindsay! i remember when i was younger she was THE HOT girl all the way, everyone wanted her and no doubting her talents, she could act and sing. I hate this happened.
Stop with the ugly leggings already!
YOU KILLED IT ON THE LAST LINE. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
She's definately not as skinny as she was. Probably booze bloat.
Sounds like a typical week to me. I love how an alcoholic that has been in treatment says "I am allowed to drink now, I know my limits"
That is funny and sad. P.s. Love that big pecker picture on the first post! Makes my mouth water. slurp!
Lindsay ain't getting any fresher but it doesn't help that she's gonna be here in Vegas at Pure nightclub manana hosting.
There's a difference in masking sorrows or being self-indulgent and having no self-monitoring. Stalking? Or b.s. story source.
Her legs look like hyperextended, I-am-mad-at-my-Barbie legs. Makes me sick she has more money than gawd to waste on HIDEOUS clothes, and I don't. She isn't going to DIE, people, she is having a GREAT time! All these 'humanitarian' missions, and 'boo-hoo-hooey's' to the press are just a FEEBLE gesture at saving whatever shred of her manufactured image that she may have left, so the entire LinsayMachine can keep getting PAID! Lotta people on that payroll (ahem, MOM!), and no one has the stones to tell her to knock it the fuck off. Her Dad does, but HE wants to get paid as well, so he can bite a cock. Let Lindsay shake up the little snowglobe of her life as much as she wants. She wont do anything relevant ever again anyway. Let her party her ass off, with no shame about it. Other than the fact she deserves to be behind bars, not IN them, for the crap she pulled back in the day, let the girl get, be, and stay as shitfaced as she wants to. It's her RIGHT. If she dies, so fucking WHAT?? At least the pimpmom will starve. Oh wait, she's got SPARES. So much for her kind eating their young! She shoulda started with this one, very unfair to the rest of us that she didn't.
Why do people insist on covering this mess?
this isnt official shes been a mess since 05
Maybe her problems ARE cuz of her parents and her feelings of being abandoned….??? Both of her parents are exactly what you say, douche bags looking for attention…but maybe consider that then look at her, and see what we all see and cut her some slack. I don't like her, anymore…but…I don't wish her ill will and hope she can figure this all out and fix herself, heart and soul, and be happy.
With or with out daddy in the picture she does enough damage to her image on her own. What is she 5? Lots of parents go thru divorce and their kids adapt what is the problem here? I don't think this has anything to do with the dad it has to do with her being messed up. Her mother is just as disgusting as her father that's for sure.
She'll burn out soon. I see her dead from dope and alcohol poisoning. All alone while her parents exploit the tragic existence that they created for her. Quelle pathetique.
Re: anttnoni – Impressive descriptive writing and turn of phrase. You should take it to Hollywood and make mo' money and have a greater time. It simply boils down to where you choose to spend your career time. I'd bet we all work harder than some starlet who pulls in 8 mill for 3 months on a movie set.