Courtney Love Tells You How To Score Drugs!
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She always has such pearls of wisdom!
Courtney Love revealed on a British talk show her secret to getting drugs in unfamiliar places and it's pretty inventive if you ask us!
Court explained:
"I had this rock and roll trick that I would do. I'd be in the worst (place)… like Cleveland (Ohio) or Cologne, Germany… Munich… I wanted drugs because I used to do drugs and I don't do them any more.
"I would call up a hooker agency and I would ask for the ugliest hooker, because the ugliest hooker would know (where to get drugs). They would think I was a lesbian and come with all sorts of things (sex toys) and I'd be like, 'No, no put it down, I just want to know where the drugs are.' So that was my trick."
Effed up yet resourceful!
[Image via WENN.]
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That's realllllly funny. Kind of inspired. Lols.
Hey… I'm from Cleveland….
that seems like a really roundabout way to get drugs…
Thanks for the tip!
Did Courtney give her phone number?
Have to say, whatever facial plastic surgery she's had done, she's looking good.
that dumb bitch calls munich "worst place" … better never visit bavaria again courtney.. bavarians are just too proud of their capital… bet where's she is from is the worst place on earth..
God I love this woman!
LMAO Good tip!
HA I used to live in Clev. Ohio… and you dont need to call an ugly hooker for drugs, just ask your kids lmfao
Good info for your tween readers Rezzo…. You are a terrible example of over eating , bad skin and reckless advice!
lol " I don't do them any more" Yah Right
lmao courtney is funny!
Re: welcometomiami – oh calm down, stop taking her words so seriously in the first place. lmao
And people say she lacks common sense. See? LOL! These are REAL ROCK STAR STORIES! We NEVER get juicy ones from the ladies! Isn't it amazing she lived long enough to share this story? I'm glad she did.
isnt she advertising where to get drugs?
that's the best advertising the ugly hookers of the world could ever hope for.
so..you go to the yellow pages and look up "Hooker Agencies" because you know all hookers advertise.
WTF why is she messing with cologne and munich?! They're beautiful cities she better watch her filthy, drug filled mouth. Where is she from anyways, Kentucky?!
jesus christ, this is SO FUCKED UP for SO MANY REASONS. I really wish she would keep her fucking mouth shut. Just when I think I remember why I used to like her in the 90s she goes and says something so fucking STUPID I want to punch her in her botoxed cracked out FACE. FUCK YOU, CL!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I have used the same method in strange city when I was looking to find drugs just call the escort place didnt ask for the ugly one though..most had the same connections
Or just go to central station where all the crackheads usually hang around.
That makes no sense,but if it's ugly she wanted it's ugly SHE GOT
well that's a big F-YOU to all those poor ugly hookers from Ohio & Germany that got drugs for her and are reading her words of wisdom
Lol. Poor hooker. lol
CHate must understand ugly hookers like no one else. Her sisters in misery. All of them need drugs to sell themselves.
Re: snapperduck – why are you at this site then?
I saw the interview. I love her. She's what you call a real rockstar mess. Love it all!
very clever…………………
HAHAHA! Do what you can girl…..that's smart. I have a feeling she's a master manipulator. She knows how to work people.
what a genius.. she must be so proud of herself giving addicts better ideas how they can score!
Munich, WORST PLACE!??!?
Check your eyes, Court!
Re: blahblah12 – thank u… at least sumbody is on top of news (unlike perez)
Interesting how Courtney, Miss Self Proclaimed World Traveler does not have any friends or connections globally.. Being a Blamer, it is the locale's fault for not being Courtney Cool enough.
She likely did the hooker. Courtney would plug a fire hydrant.
ok, she needs to get together with whitney, and lolhan, and they need to go on a mayjahh 3-way crack binge (to include mega amounts of liquor, excellent buds, buckets of prescription pills, etccc…) ..and then all go belly up at the same time. that'd be excellent !
Someone please throw this woman into a padded room and throw away the key!