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95 comments to “How Old Did You Say You Were, Chelsea?”



  1. 1

    She doesn't have her makeup on whereas Jennie does…gees.



  2. 2

    She looks 35 to me! And a good 35 at that. What are you on about?



  3. 3

    It's called "Not wearing make-up". She looks 35 to me. No big deal.



  4. 4

    You are quite the ass. She is 35. People that live in California usually look older than they are because of all that damned tanning. Sun does ruin your skin.



  5. 5

    there is no way she is 35. i can't blv she says that on her show with a straight face.

    CC



  6. 6

    I think she looks older too but I thought she was actually younger. Too much sun and partying ages people…

  7. J1025 says – reply to this


    7

    I LOVE CHELSEA! I think it's hilarious that you have no problem going on her show to promote yourself (when you're not even funny), but you talk shit about her. By the way your fat ass looks dumpy and well over 35.



  8. 8

    I CANT STAND CHELSEA I LOVE JIM CARREY AND JENNY A LOT THEY ARE AMAZING HUMANS!!!!!!!! CHELSEA IS SUCH A BITCH, SHE COULD BE REALLY FUNNY I THINK BUT SHES JUST TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  9. 9

    It's people like you that make women go to extreme lengths to stay looking young. Why should a woman have to stick a needle full of botox in her face in order to not be made fun of? You're fucking disgusting Mario. Making fun of someones age is a low fucking blow.



  10. 10

    it's just all the VODKA she drinks and she's wearing no make-up… a classic recipe for looking OLDER than you really are.



  11. 11

    CAREFULL PEREZ, Chelsea will chew you up and spit you out :) Shes the shit and I luvvvvs her!



  12. 12

    Maybe it's all the grey goose.

    anyway, she doesn't look that old to me. could be that she isn't wearing makeup, or the picture quality.



  13. 13

    Perez, she looks GREAT!



  14. 14

    I actually think she looks younger without her makeup on

  15. m.j says – reply to this


    15

    Your the only one who seems to be obsessed with her age. I love Chelsea, 35, 50, what's the difference.

  16. freak says – reply to this


    16

    How DARE YOU insult anyone Perez.

    Do you EVEN own a full length mirror?

    You are SICK.

    SICK SICK SICK AND A BASTARD TOO.

    STFU FREAK.



  17. 17

    poor chelsea!

    i don't think the rigors of stardom agree with her. she was super pretty & cute when she was just a mildly successful comidienne.

    since she got her own show her looks have hit the wall in the most unexpected way.

    it's weird.

    :-(



  18. 18

    She's not wearing makeup. Also, she tans and drinks. She talks about how she looks old for her age. I like that she hasn't resorted to surgery. And that she keeps drinking.



  19. 19

    Wow, I thought she was in her early 40's.



  20. 20

    OMG are you guys kidding me?? She looks great - I loove Jenny too, but she's the one with more wrinkles?!?!??! She looks fresh, happy, and I'd say 30!!!



  21. 21

    Chelsea looks 35, its just a bad picture. Perez on the other hand, you don't look a day over 50.



  22. 22

    Well, I guess this isn't as bad as telling the world she's had surgery to get her vagina tightened (didn't you do that too?) anyhow… love the bitch and she's beautiful no matter what her age is.



  23. 23

    Re: ChipSkylarkk – agreed



  24. 24

    i think she looks good no matter what age she is, but yeah its hard to believe she only a few years older than me, she looks older



  25. 25

    I just read an article about her in the March 2009 issue of Marie Claire and it says that she's 34. So if she's having a birthday, it would be her 35!



  26. 26

    perez, she offered to show you her birth certificate on her show. why are you such an asshole



  27. 27

    I LOVE CHELSEA But YEAH SHE DOES LOOK OLDER then JENNY! :( But , JENNY Does have Sunglasses on and Make-up where Chelsea doesn't !



  28. 28

    hahah "you don't look a day over 50." hahaha. well, isn't chelsea like an OUT OF THE CLOSET huge drinker? or was? You know excessive alcohol is shit for your skin. oh well. let it go. she's a damn human being.



  29. 29

    you're a fucker



  30. 30

    Re: BabyLuv – HA she is like 5 yrs away from early 40's so your not that OFF! LMAO!



  31. 31

    Her IMDB page says she was born in 1975. I thought she was in her 50's and just looked good for her age.



  32. 32

    Anyone who has to lie about their age is so not STYLISH.
    www.thethrifters.net



  33. 33

    i think you make posts like this just for attention and lots of comments :S
    i personally think jenny looks fake and made over.. not that i have anything against her.. but she is always very made up to perfection.
    i think both girls here are beautiful.
    they dont look old.
    focus on yourself :(



  34. 34

    He always jokes about how she looks wayy older than she is. definitely not lying about her age.



  35. 35

    don't be cruel!!! perez hell she is one of the few people that actually admits she looks old!!! so don't make jokes when she has already made them about herself
    ok papi!!!

  36. rev3 says – reply to this


    36

    it is just all the fillers and botox. it happens when young people fill there face to hide any lines or transitions…they start to look like old people trying to look young

    it's the new "can't tell how old you are, but i know it's not young" look

  37. rev3 says – reply to this


    37

    it is just all the fillers and botox. it happens when young people fill there face to hide any lines or transitions…they start to look like old people trying to look young

    it's making everyone look middle-aged, whether they're young or old
    it's the new "can't tell how old you are, but i know it's not young" look



  38. 38

    Yes, she is definitely 35 and definitely looks like shit. Never liked her and never thought she was funny. Sorry.



  39. 39

    you're insane Perez - she doesn't look old here at ALL! And why the fuck do you care how old she is?? And sorry, but when I started reading this was about "age" I really thought you were talking about that douche nozzle, Jenny McCarthy. EW.



  40. 40

    please! jenny has obviously made more of an effort than chelsea… when she dresses up she hot!
    anyway im so confused about why a fat, ugly, greasy fat ass like perez thinks he can comment on others appearence :P
    perez go fuck your beloved (WO)MAN lol . . . even he wouldnt!
    p.s follow me on t w i t t e r my names FUTURESTARdelux thanks ^_^



  41. 41

    I was born one year after her on the same day February 25, 1976. I've read her books and watch her on t.v. when I get a chance. She's funny & herself…not w/out fault but herself. Yes, part of her humor is at other peoples expense but so is yours. Although she'll will be the first to make fun of herself. I think your comment about her not looking her age is repulsive. I look older w/out makeup on too. It's called age. Guys are no oblivious…I guess even gay ones.



  42. 42

    …chelsea is fucking beautiful you ass



  43. 43

    i hate chelsea and like her at the same time



  44. 44

    She looks older, but some people do. She could be 35.



  45. 45

    CHELSEA HAS JOKED MANY TIMES ON HER SHOW HOW MOST PEOPLE THINK SHE IS A LOT OLDER THAN SHE ACTUALLY IS (CLAIMS TO BE 35) BECAUSE SHE LOOKS A LOT OLDER DUE TO BAD LUCK AND EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION !



  46. 46

    dude looks like a lady. this talentless bitch fucked her way to mediocrity.



  47. 47

    She doesn't look older than 35 to me. Sounds about right.



  48. 48

    Perez, come to Vegas so I can punch you in the eye.



  49. 49

    She looks way over 35…more like 45.



  50. 50

    perhaps its because jenny gets a shitload of botox every month and chelsea doesn't



  51. 51

    She doesnt look that bad for having no makeup on….



  52. 52

    lol, chelsea jokes about how much her frequent drinking has aged her all the time. I see her as one of those celebrities that could get as old and ugly as she wanted, shed still be hilarious. And lets face it, next to non-Hollywood normal world, she is NOT bad for a 35 year old woman. And im sure shell rip you one too to get even ;)



  53. 53

    What the hello are you talking about Perez? You look older than Chelsea. Don't hate!



  54. 54

    fuck off perez. chelsea is gorgeous



  55. 55

    btw jewish women age liek shit. but who cares chelsea is awesome



  56. 56

    No, she really is 35. She went to my high school and i know exactly when she graduated.



  57. 57

    Well.. She doesn't look that bad.. She looks 35 Mr. DOUBLE CHIN!
    Plus when you have partied as much as she has through the years it catches up to you.. Plus all that sun in Cali.



  58. 58

    Thirty five years old HAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one Chelsea. Try 48 or there abouts.



  59. 59

    Stop talking shit about the stunning Chesea or I'll go there take a dump on your face, douche!!!



  60. 60

    yeah, she totally doesn't look 35, she might be though but smokes and drinks a lot!

  61. hercs says – reply to this


    61

    are you kidding?! she looks awesome. love you perez but youre off target on this one



  62. 62

    Wikipedia says she is 35, but she looks 10years older. She should stay out of the SUN and stop drinking. She looks really, really old for her age. And why in the world would she NOT be wearing make up at a party? No one over 30 should walk around without make up on, because they may think they look nice, but THEY DON'T.



  63. 63

    HEATHER 89: what in the world does 'MADE OVER' mean? Never ever heard that phrase before, except when they do a make over on someone fashion wise.



  64. 64

    exactly when did george burns pose with jim & jenny ? I thought he died before they met.



  65. 65

    Finally some real reporting! Don't get me wrong, I love Chelsea Handler… but I'm 36 and I think she's lying about her age.



  66. 66

    I drink vodka like a fish and I'm only a year younger than her. I still get mistaken for mid 20's… It's AAAALLLL about the sun, people. That's why vampires look so young.



  67. 67

    shut up Perez! you and your beloved Lady Gaga always look like shit, as well as much older than your age!!!! What's your excuse?!

    @ Salley: Are you serious?! You are just as shallow and dumb as Perez! Congrats!



  68. 68

    Being a hateful coke head, worn out drunk with a heart of stone takes a toll on a person and being generally evil for a living makes you look like a hag. Botox can't fix the ugly that seeps out from the inside.



  69. 69

    in my business ive come across her information and I will say this. She is 35 as she cant lie about her age for this. so she looks older to you, its only because so many young people get cosmetic surgery making real aged people look older



  70. 70

    Google search = born in 1975

    She is indeed 35.



  71. 71

    35…riiight.



  72. 72

    On Chelsea's show she is constantly joking about how she looks about 10 years older than she is-hardliving-vodka-insert various Chelsea punchline-guess you don't watch the much, huh??



  73. 73

    Re: Elilan – get over your pious self!! She is hilarious and beautiful-maybe its you who's ugly on the inside!



  74. 74

    Are you kidding me? Even with make-up she looks way over 35. I think 38 more like it.



  75. 75

    Leave Chelsea the-fuck ALONE! She's fabulous…and hilarious… :)



  76. 76

    [re=4794874]Re: pocaboobies

    You must be on crack. 30??? Really?? She looks more like 38!!!! Tyra is 35 and looks WAY younger than chelsea. Then again, black don't crack! :] W.e Chelsea is an annoying bitch and isn't very funny. [/re]



  77. 77

    I totally agree everytime Chelsea Handler brings up her age it does not match her face and her body, "MAYBE" If she went to the gym and tightened and toned up her body she could pass for a WELL PRESERVED 45 year OLD LOL :) !!!!!!!!!! Chelsea is in big time self-denial



  78. 78

    Ok, I went to Livingston High School when she says she was there. She was not there when I started and she wasn't there when i graduated. There is no way she's 35. Definitely closer to 40!



  79. 79

    she actually looks great. you are fucking stupid.



  80. 80

    Dear Perez,
    FUCK YOU!



  81. 81

    Oh Hell no!! Back off Chelsea bitch….NO….she looks fine.



  82. 82

    So I'm guessing you got turned down for the "round table", and this is your childish way of getting back…mature.



  83. 83

    I love Chelsea Handler Not so much as a stand-up comic, but she is very funny on the late-night how format. She looks great and you suck Perez, for saying anything wrong with her. You probably ARE jealous of her because she won't go out with you



  84. 84

    35? no way..well, her sense of humour is pretty genius…ok 40…TOPS.



  85. 85

    i'm Uh, 36. I smoke. I drink. I dance…but I dont freak out. I call this the George Burns Effect. ;-)



  86. 86

    she's 35? geez i thought she was over 40!



  87. 87

    I adore Chelsea Handler



  88. 88

    hey chelsea !! you look like a monkey !!



  89. 89

    and she needs to wear make-up, why? Because Mario says so? And we care about how old she is, why? Most celebrities, especially women lie about their age. God!! Whatever!



  90. 90

    Just because she doesn't have a pretty face doesn't mean she is 60!
    She has a good personality and that is all that matters lol



  91. 91

    "I am a morron because I say mean things but put a "But I love you so so much" behind it, so no one can say that I'm a cruel bitch!"



  92. 92

    Team chelsea.



  93. 93

    Careful Perez
    dont mess with Chelsea…even Chuy can kick your fat pedo ass



  94. 94

    she looks great! and I hope she never gets botox. a Comedian needs expression!



  95. 95

    Allez dont chier gang de Tabarnack, vous etes tous une gang de trou du cul!!!!