Joan Rivers Returns!

And we know she's do anything for work!
Legendary funnywoman Joan Rivers will join TV Land's second season of How'd You Get So Rich?, a show detailing several rags-to-riches stories.
The six episode stint will air in May 5th.
Will U be watching?!
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Yes.. she'll do ANYTHING for work… just look at that pearl necklace.
Long live Joan Rivers!
Well, she also did the first season so this doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
how fucking stupid are you? she's not "joining anything." she did it the first season. get your facts straight before creating your posts.
yes, i luv joan rivers . what is she about 100 years old now!?? she still rocks. a very sassy lady !
Fuck no.
YES! I love that show!
Joan is another great treasure, like our fav, Betty White.
Joan's HBO club routine, is fantastic and totally irreverant!
I never miss a QVC appearance, to see an "old friend" from the Ed Sullivan days.
Re: MagicTurd.com – Good one…lol
Ugh-Joan Rivers is mean spirited-untalented-unfunny bitch.
"And we know she's do anything for work!"
Proof read you dumb fuck, and you're one to talk!
The mummy returns, what is she a 100 now? I do get a kick from watching her bitch out people, I admit she is funny, in a kooky great grandma botox type of way.
I lost total respect for Joan Rivers and Donald Trump after their season together on The Apprentice. The poker player clearly won. Joan and her awful daughter would have been thrown out of my grandmothers house for their RUDE behavior. WILL NOT WATCH!!
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God…DAMN…she's so hideous! Physically and mentally!
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This bitch is as "attractive" as that fucked up New York "cat woman" Jocelyne Wildenstein.
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Once, a very long time ago, back in the 60's through the early 70's , Joan was naturally decent looking and a genuinely funny gal. Now she's a monster.
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How'd You Get So many surgery…
didn't she do commentary during the Civil War?
As others have noted, she was on last season, silly.
Seriously this bitch goes back to prehistoric times, she is a F…… Dinosaur. Old F Fossil!
"And we know she's do anything for work!"
WTF
QUE?
Joan Rivers is getting prettier and prettier all the time. Wish I could advance in years like her and look better with each passing year. I don't care is she has plastic surgery or uses botox, the results are superb. Way to go Joan !
-I'm going to post a section of a profound article by Dr. Zero, for anyone, that is drowning in dark waters of suicide, as we speak.
-Joan and Melissa have 'paid in full' in the agony department.
-Please get help. This is only a small section posted on www.doczero.org.
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-You may view suicide as your last chance to shake the pillars of a world that has turned its back on you. The world doesn’t need any more shaking. If you’ve been telling yourself that no one will miss you when you’re gone, you are wrong. Your suicide would tear a hole through the future, and nothing could ever fill the space where you used to be. You might think you’re alone, but you don’t have to walk more than a couple of miles from your house to see a building full of people who would be delighted to meet you. There are places like Suicide Hotlines, staffed by men and women who have spent their entire lives preparing to hear the sound of your voice, and greet every day hoping to learn your name.
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-You may be afraid to face the years ahead. You’re not the only one, and if you extinguish the light of your faith and wisdom, you consign others to darkness. You might see death by your own hand as the end of unbearable pain… but I ask you to think about Walter Koenig, facing a wall of cameras with quiet grace in the hours after finding his son’s body, and understand that it’s only the beginning of agony.
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-You might have decided your fellow men are rotten to the core, and you’re weary of their company. Listen to the music of Mozart, or look upon the work of Michelangelo, and consider the argument of those who profoundly disagree. Maybe part of your problem is that you’ve been listening to the wrong music, or looking at the wrong pictures. Dark waters are easy to drown in. The judgment of the human race will not lack witnesses for the defense, and they will make their case to you, if you give them a chance.
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-Now, take the last few steps back to your home, and set aside one sorrow or terror with every footfall, until your mind is clear. If you’re thinking of incinerating the remaining years of your life, surely you can spare a few minutes for quiet reflection, and hear this prayer from the living world:
Please don’t leave us. We need you.
It is a quiet prayer, spoken in a soft voice, but it’s never too late to listen.
Cross-posted at www.doczero.org.
Re: Babouchka – Re: Babouchka – You had asked me a few days ago how Barbra Streisand landed her handsome hubbies. I tried posting like 4x, but it never appeared.
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-Barbra is the power in the relationship, much like tennis star Chris Everett and (now ex-hubbie Andy Mill. She also had a previous hubbie that was boy toy material.)
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-If I had that kind of power and money, I would still keep my current Mr. luvs, but I would have to hire a live-in 10-dance champion ballroom, Hustle and Salsa dancer, that looked like Antonio Banderas, and would dance with me any time I wanted….he'd have to do as well!!!!!
REALLY??
In this economy??
Dumbass idea.
The Grand Dame of comedy.
Re: luvstotango – Wow, you should write a book, I mean it. But I beg to differ, I believe we have the right to take our own life if we are deeply depressed, but I admit your arguments are convincing. As for Ms. Streisand, I am not the person who asked how she was able to land her handsome husbands, it was someone else, I know too well about the power of money and prestige.
Re: Babouchka – I so LOVE all those things, power, money and prestige!!!! Sucker that I am.
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-It's coming back, from losing those things, that's the bitch.
-A world w/o $350 highlights, living in Newport Beach and Laguna Beach, losing your house to live in an apartment. Getting a real job. Teeanager still to raise. That was 20 odd years ago. Truly happy now with a new husband, except for Obama. Life goes on. Don't take the easy way out.
-KEY TO SURVIVING IT: Focus on what you have, and not what you don't. I'm a WALMART shopper and lovin it!
-A world w/o '$350 HAIR highlights', was what I meant to say.
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-The wives of OC are a complete embarrassment.
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-I don't understand why Vicki is so ugly with so many great surgeons right there to make it all better.
i am so tired of her, shes such a crusty old nasty vag
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE JOAN RIVERS!!!!!
Im happy she is continuing with the show. Like her or not, she was one of the original trailblazers for females in comedy and she has stayed steadily employed throughout her career. Which is better than most.
Are you f'n mentally challenged?
And we know she's do anything for work!
Whenever I read your blog I have to read it over and over because you can never get anything right!
Re: MagicTurd.com – They're not pearls…most likely African elephant ivory or the bones of human unchristened newborns
YES YES YES. Joan is great TV. I loved her on the apprentice. I know this show will be fantastic.
I read "sex episode stint" and threw up in my mouth.
No the last season was boring
"she's do anything for work" "The six episode stint will air in May 5th."
WHO IN THE HELL IS WRITING THESE BLOGS????? EVER HEAR OF PROOF READING
Bleh.
of course. Joan rocks. she is a hard worker and power to her!!!!!
I'm a HUGE Joan Rivers fan. She can do no wrong.
NO WAY … SHE AND her horseface daughter Melissa showed their true nasty colors on Celebrity Apprentice. She is selfish, self centered and should go crawl in a hole somewhere == we are all tired of her antics and rudeness — she is a money monger.
Wow. She's well preserved, and so are pickles.
Joan is the BEST! At almost 77 years old, she is still one of the edgiest comedians around! She's not only been doing this for over 40 years, she's DOMINATED as a comedian. The people who hate her, take her so much more seriously than she does herself and the jokes on them.
Go Joan!