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Ceiling Eyes Does A Bikini Well

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Mimi's retoucher Megan Fox-ed her face!

Either way, Audrina Patridge is rocking the only thing she can do well - wear a bikini!

The Hills star's chest rocks and lanky bod are looking killer as she strikes a pose for FHM.

Ryan Cabrera is a very tolerant lucky man!

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53 comments to “Ceiling Eyes Does A Bikini Well”



  1. 1

    men will fuck anything. really. anything at all. i mean look at this.



  2. 2

    Audrina def got her lips done, they use to be really thin, and something about her face seems strange?



  3. 3

    Heidi could never look like that even with all the surgery in the world.



  4. 4

    shes so fucking hot! man what i wouldn't do to her.



  5. 5

    If I looked like that in a bikini I would wear one 24/7



  6. 6

    wow she looks really good here, but she looks old….she reminds me of someone from the 70s or 80s



  7. 7

    getting lip injections is probably the smartest thing shes done



  8. 8

    WATCH "THE OBAMA DECEPTION" ON YOUTUBE



  9. 9

    so i saw her in mexico a couple month ago and yes she is pretty but she is also THE BIGGEST FUCKING BITCH I HAVE EVER MET…I used to watch the hills and actually thought she was the nice one of the bunch, I was definitley wrong. Biggest whore ever!…take that ceiling eyes!



  10. 10

    hmmmm i guess I missed something. what does ceiling eyes mean?



  11. 11

    Re: obbie doobie! – her eyes always look like shes looking up towards something…like the ceiling lol



  12. 12

    Soo much plastic surgery.



  13. 13

    Nice, fake boobies. She does look good though.

    Re: tigrrrlilly – Yeah, pretty much. Our dicks are separate from our eyes/brains.



  14. 14

    She just looks so uncomfortable in that second picture… she just doesn't know how to pose naturally, I guess. It looks so forced! Like "eh….I'm crawling…or something…"



  15. 15

    BUTTER FACE



  16. 16

    The whore jusy wants it from behind, or whoever will pay or it, WHEREVER they want it. Really, WHAT is this tramp famour for ….? SHE HAS LITTLE TITS.



  17. 17

    whatever. still a butterface to me.



  18. 18

    Re: tigrrrlilly – -
    -
    ha!! you are right, it's true!! but c'mon, give me and my brethren credit - she looks pretty hot - we know she is a brainless, talentless waste of oxygen - but for a few hours, we could look past that!!
    -



  19. 19

    Dime a dozen California Plastic Whore …..



  20. 20

    Huh. Better than Heidi at least.



  21. 21

    Audrina is the prettiest thing out there today. I can even look past her big teeth(which could always be filed). At least she doesn't have a deformed thumb. Audrina is very statuesque, she has beautiful skin and really knows how to dress. She could be the next Audrey Hepburn she is half way there with her beautiful God-given name Audrina/Audrey. Loves it!



  22. 22

    her and heidi just go do porn now, not good for anything else .this one needs a bigger chest though .



  23. 23

    Re: coqauvin – hahaha who is this AUDRINA OR HER MOTHER ???



  24. 24

    big teeth just like hiedi



  25. 25

    Re: coqauvin

    jsyk, God didn't give her that name.



  26. 26

    Doesn't she look like Tiffani Amber Thiessen from Saved by the Bell and 90210 in the first picture? At first I thought that was her. Audrina is a pretty girl and I think she has a beautiful eye color. Why does everybody hate on girls that have nice bodies? Is it jealousy??? Must be!!



  27. 27

    Wow, I think she is really hot! I LOVE HER STOMACH~! :lick:



  28. 28

    Re: coqauvin – Audrina looks like she farts and then smells it and laughs while being high…



  29. 29

    WTF?! She looks NOTHING like Megan Fox!



  30. 30

    exellent ! they made sure not to get a side shot………shes got no ass !!



  31. 31

    Re: alfabravo – yep….she is very GOOD looking@



  32. 32

    why do women do this? put some clothes on and respect yourself, dumbass.



  33. 33

    Just another day at the beach…



  34. 34

    Re: jazzmony – Its not that we're jealous that she has a nice body, but that all the plastic surgery she gets takes out the true beauty of women. I agree she looks pretty, but its so much nicer when a women shows their true natural body.



  35. 35

    LANCE BASS if he were a girl! lolol



  36. 36

    "ceiling eyes" being the key word. the camera is not in the sky, audrina.



  37. 37

    What's up with you Americans and fake tits? Not cool at all.



  38. 38

    Since when does this Biitch have an upper lip?? Her (fake) boob's look way better than Heidi's tho.



  39. 39

    Big Daddy Magnum says, "I would fuck that bitch so hard her eyes would permanently stay rolled back up in her head. Then I'd fuck her some more."



  40. 40

    she,s sooooo hot! Are her boobies real? BITCH!!!!



  41. 41

    get over the fake ass megan faux. audrina is naturally prettier than her. that bitch got a lot of surgery to change her average face.



  42. 42

    She is SUCH a yawner! And that second picture; the on her knees pose…LOLOLOL! Whatever pays the bills, Ceiling Eyes!



  43. 43

    She's so desperate it's really pathetic



  44. 44

    Yeah she's hot but the mouth really needs to be fixed… Her top lip, the way it exposes her teeth is just so FUGLY…. She should get that fixed and as for her man Ryan C.
    Oh MY GOD….. FUGLY… The crack of my ass looks better than his face and his head is sooo fucking BIG …
    She really could do better, even with that fucked up mouth she can still do better



  45. 45

    Re: vincenotvanceRe: vincenotvance – yeah, i don't blame you guys at all. i get it. i mean, once my boyfriend explained the psychology of the "hatefuck" to me it cleared it all right up. and she's definitely hatefuck material. so i say, GO AT IT, men of the world. fuck these idiot broads. just do us all a favour afterwards and never call any of them again. bitches like this don't need to believe they are worth a second go. they need their egos tamed.



  46. 46

    doesn't the first pic remind any of you Kelly from Saved by the Bell!!?



  47. 47

    Her eyes look really weird in the first picture.
    She does look good though, and I don't really even like her.



  48. 48

    She's beautiful
    lol she does look like megan fox though.



  49. 49

    oh, perez, ur sooo mature :(



  50. 50

    luv her bod



  51. 51

    what are all these plastic girls going to do when their children are born with the featurs they tried to get rid of?



  52. 52

    She has the body why not..I think she looks great..Keep it up girl



  53. 53

    ugly plastic whore *barf*