Jessica Simpson Continues To Tweet Vaguely, Probably Still Talking About John Mayer!!

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Jessica Simpson, or more recently known as Sexual Nepalm, decided to tweet this little gem of wisdom yesterday:

You can't love someone else to change them. Happiness comes from accepting who they are. It is our decision to REALLY know who we love.

Who are you talking about, Simpleton??

Were you not yourself when you were a brunette and getting NASTY with John Mayer??

According to a source:

"[Mayer] brought her to new places sexually, and they were dark places. She liked being a bad girl and being manhandled, but now she feels it was a mistake because of what he said in the interview."

"He actually texted apologizing, like, 12 times, but she ignored it."

Smart move, girl!!

We still wonder what exactly the tweet means, though.

Guess we're going to have to wait until she talks to Oprah!!

We're sure she'll spill her guts!! It's going to be JUICY, we just know it!!

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    Posted: Mar 1, 2010 at 5:22 pm / Email this  »

    17 comments to “Jessica Simpson Continues To Tweet Vaguely, Probably Still Talking About John Mayer!!”



    1. 1

      Fat ugly bleached blond slob



    2. 2

      She is overreacting and how do we know she is talking about Mayer, she has been with plenty of others.



    3. 3

      Jessica is a pretty woman.



    4. 4

      She looks so old here. Reminds me of Sluttyena Miller.



    5. 5

      Sounds like John is not over Jessica and I mean by sexually speaking. Perez you must be green with envy you didn't get to do the nasty with him but at least according to his dick you fall under right.



    6. 6

      Perhaps S&M or a little B&D?



    7. 7

      I am willing to volunteer to find out if she is talking about wild sex!!! Just give me a call Jessica.



    8. 8

      that was really smart what she said and she is right you need to be careful who you love because you can't change someone



    9. 9

      Sounds like if this is about JOHN that JOHN is still in love with Jessica. he may say Jen but it's Jessica & it's not all about SEX.
      Her comments seem to be directed at JOHN telling him he made the wrong decision when they split & should have known about love. IT was his decision & he has to live with it.
      Looks like she is getting an interview or did one with Barbara Walters too & air date still to be set.
      Billy Bush should be interesting because he says she talked all things Romo,Mayer, haters, tabloids etc. Billy also said she was very warm & fun & self depricating meaning she is real.

      Jessica seems to be going for the interviewers she feels she can trust so what she says will not be twisted.



    10. 10

      Karma meet Jessica. Jessica meet Karma. Jessica thought she could do better than Nick. Now none of the men respect her, shes just a sex object because she gives it so easily. Jessica is not the victim. Shes the problem. Her career is non existent so she needs to play the pity card to get attention. Sad.



    11. 11

      The only sexual dark place can think of is anal and carradine style stuff that's pretty dark. Mayer took advantage of her because Jessica was left for a pilipina who would do anything and everything dark midnight dark to please what's his name. I honestly don't know the guy she was married to but can picture him with his newly acquired dark meat lady Vanessa



    12. 12

      At first I thought she bottomed and loved it. Then I thought she probably topped and loved it. Maybe she switched and loved it. No matter what role she played all the girls who try it love it. Trust me.



    13. 13

      She is tweeting (probably her publicist actually) with the plan in mind of her new show opening in a few weeks. Nothing, I mean nothing this woman says should be considered truthful in any way. It's all Papa Joe propaganda.



    14. 14

      sexual NAPALM, dipshit. get your nicknames, facts and spelling correct perez, or get off the internet.



    15. 15

      It'd be a good idea for her to pen (well, get someone to) a book for her about her sexcapades…Considering she saved herself for Nick, and had since gone wild… I have nothing against Jessica, I think she gets a bad rap…but I'll admit, I'd read the book!!!



    16. 16

      What a spineless coward Mayer is - TEXTING an apology? Loser with a capital "L." Jessica, you're SO much better off w/out him. In fact, it might not be a bad idea to get yourself checked out. He seems to think he's the next Gene Simmons or something. Ick.



    17. 17

      Jessica's playing the victim once again for publicity. Besides weight issues that's all this girl is about. This is old news. It's done. Lets move on please. I know we all want to, but stupid Jessica is going to bring John Mayer and her weight issues up again, and again, and again, and again, and again, up intil her stupid show airs. That is why I won't be watching. I'm sick of this and sick of her already. Besides, one guys sexual napalm is another guys crap.