John Mayer & Ke$ha Jerk Each Other Off
This is the kind of girl that John Mayer belongs with - someone who dresses from a dumpster and is drunk enough to be attracted to a plastic bag.
Which is good because when we think of John, that is the first image that comes to mind. A gigantic D-Bag!
John has been flirting with Ke$ha over his life-line, Twitter, as of late. Over the weekend, he asked his fans to stop denying their own love for her and own up to the fact that they like her music. He then sent out a personal message to Ke$ha with some lackluster humor attached. He wrote:
"Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?"
Wow, John. You're are so clever. Next time you try that, though, how about you chew on the glass for a bit after you've finished brushing your teeth?
Of course, Ke$ha just had to respond to him. And by respond, we mean she posted a lyric to one of her new songs because her brain can't handle more than one mental thought at a time and right now, she is promoting that song all over the place. She wrote:
"Dear John Mayer. Don't be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me where ur dick's at . x"
No need, bb! If you want to know, just pick up last month's issue of Rolling Stone. You'll learn all about where his peen has been - and where it hasn't!
[Image via WENN.]
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Perez, while I agree with your sentiment…you should double check your grammar before you ridicule someone else for trying to be clever.
"Wow, John. You're are so clever." Fix it.
I bet Perez is dying of jealousy, Keisha is about to get some John Mayer cock and he will never. Poor pathetic Perez
Jeez, you're so obsessed with this guy. You need to get over the fact that he played you, he doesn't like you and never will. I think he's a douche but the more you post about him and try to make him look bad, the more you look like a bitter 14 year old girl.
I hate Mayer…but he burned you real good fatty
like a suckling pig on a spit roast
and YOU think you are so clever with this gem of a comeback?
"Next time you try that, though, how about you chew on the glass for a bit after you've finished brushing your teeth?"
*rolls eyes*
John Mayer may be a player but he is still too good for Ke$ha!
"One mental thought at a time. . . ." What other kind of thoughts are there?
You'd think that this idiot would've learned to keep his mouth shut by now. The scary thing is… the douchebag still has fans in this country. Then again, a lot of them are the same people who watch that goddamn stupid Kardashian show cuz they have no life of their own. Just what the hell is wrong with America these days? You don't have to wear a white hood to be a racist.
Wow, that was quite the jealous rant… haha loser! He'd rather have this scummy troll over you any day!
Just keep hatin' fatty. She'll just keep blowing your CaCa off the charts.
In 3 months John will be tweeting what a raunchy puss* Ke$ha has and our boy P will be wishing he could only lick that raunch off his peen, just to get him some John.
kesha is a whore
youre jealous because he wants to fuck her and not you
I thought John agreed to shut up for a while. What happened?!?! Is he still dying for attention? Stick to music!
Must hurt to know that Mayer would still rather stick his dick in this bitch than your fat ass. Hell, it looks like he'll fuck anybody but you!!
I don't know why you hate this chick so much - she a lot like that mess Gaga that you love. I can't tell them apart - dressing from the dumpster is a key description of both of them.
Mayer couldn't stand to be one-upped by a gay man so he had to start beaking off. He's threatened that Ke$ha has been flirting with Lambert. John can't bear to be out of the spotlight for 10 minutes. Lambert could still get better quality puss than him!
mm you look like a jealous 13 year old. admit it perez, he'll rather do Ke$$$$ha than you!
but I hate her as much as you do.
Dear Ke$ha, Don't Ya Know,
Ya Really Do Act Like A Hoe
YOU SAY KESHA DRESSES FROM A DUMPSTER THAN WHAT DOES MR GAGA DRESS FROM? A SEWER?
Jealous much Perez?! You're mad cause he made out with you ONCE and wasn't really into you.. You made it into more than what it was.. In your lil video you made about not being able to get a date you said that you don't make out with friends and that other people shouldn't do that to you cause it's confusing to you. Now it makes sense, you were talking about John Mayer.. You got played, he is WAY outta your league..
Anything Kesha types out, makes my brain explode.
Does John Mayer know how many diseases he can get from Kesha?
BTW Perez, you don't dress any better than she does.. Your shit NEVER even matches… All your clothes look like they come from the DAV. You have no room to call anybody fat, ugly, or make fun of anybody's clothes.. You are a hideous mutha..
Lol and Mayer tries to tell us he's not an asshole…
We no who Perez is crushing on. I think hes sexy too……I wish he was mute and couldnt type though……
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i think that john did MORE than kiss you P'. I think it's gutting you to see him slut after all these girls…we've all been there mate, Bi boys just arn't worth the effort!….just leave him to his future wife and the rent boys on the side…
Mayer is discusting, trotting around, … Keisha would be better off blowing him off. Mayer is such a loser. He is so desperate not to appear gay, yet sound witty. Gay boy trying to be the bad boy,…its obvious he is gay the way he hates on the women he is with and makes em foot the bill. HE IS IN DENIAL. In public he may trottle around females, (gay thing to do cause he wants DICK and gets plenty of in PRIVATE why waste money on females), but in private its him and GAY PORN. And yes Mario he played you too.
This bitch is soooooo effin UGLY, even with all the trimmings. I wouldn't want to see her when she first wakes up in teh morn!
Chick looks like her puss*y smells like rotten tuna.
I hope she gets even more herpes.
how's it called… oh! jealousy!
THESE TWO NASTIES DESERVE EACH OTHER! SHE'S A DIRTY PIRATE HOOKER AND HE'S JUST DIRTY
Wait? You are saying that Ke$ha dresses from a dumpster? THANKS FOR THE LOL, MARIO! Where do you get your clothes from? I'd love to know because you clearly have the best fashion sense around these days!
At least she recognizes him for the pig he is.
JELOUS MUCH?
I'd bang Ke$ha. And i'd brag about it too. Shes HOT
ke$ha rox, quit making fun of her…. it's not like she's drunk 24/7, just 23/6…
Kesha is way to good for John Mayer. Ke$ha rocks! John Mayer is a nasty playboy