John Mayer Acting Vulgar? No Surprise There!
NO, really?!
John Mayer was spotted at La Esquina in NYC attempting to pick up a hot chick and his methods were NOT working. An eyewitness describes:
"He was drinking and saying vulgar things to the girls at the bar. He was hitting on one pretty brunette in particular, but she found him slimy because he was being so over-the-top. She thought he was being really disrespectful. She definitely didn't go home with that sleaze."
Even WE know that kinda drunken Casanova shiz isn't going to work when talking to the ladies! A close female friends thinks that John just needs to find the right girl. She explains:
"All he wants is to find the perfect girl. But he gets infatuated with women really quickly, and he's always asking other people for advice on what to do. It's like he becomes fixated on whoever he's dating."
Another friend says that John just "always thinks he's being funny at the time but doesn't understand it's actually offensive."
Oh right — because discussing your past sexual relationships with girlfriends in Playboy magazine just screams respectful! Another friend of John's states the obvious, "Who's going to date him if he keeps pulling these stunts?"
Nobody worthwhile that's for sure, but he is a musician and he'll probably always get laid — white supremacist dick and all!
[Image via PNP / WENN.]
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who cares what he does he's just too hot to get mad at
perhaps you should lay off the mayer supremacist dick and all and focus on not looking like such a jerk yourself.
yuck, don't like this douche
What is vulgar to one girl is a panty-remover to another.
why do you hate him so much? I didnt bother to read, but just like to say get off dick already. thank you
John, why don't you find yourself a nice neo-Nazi girl and settle down already?
You're mad cause you thought he liked you and he didn't.. You got played !! Jealous much ?!?!?
I'd still date him. He gets easily infatuated and fixated with women quickly, i'm also pretty obssesive, so we'd mesh well.
Re: Gary78 – thank you! christ.
Funny you say that, because you're clearly all over his white supremacist dick.
perez just stfu! you're so goddamn annoying jeezus. just because you wish you could sing like him doesn't mean you should hate, and just because he won't turn gay for you doesn't mean you should bash him.
Why I have the perfect partner for John and it's Brandon 'Greasy Bear' Davis. Where he'd disappear too? They belong together.
Rehab should be his next stop.
Re: Monica Anabella – haha EXACTLY!
Mayer is a slimy disgusting douche bag for sure. To bad he believes the lies the people he pays tell him. Then this jerk start believing his own hype.
perez is the fat kid from school that no one liked and he thinks hes hot shit now because hes a sycophant to the stars.
pathetic.
Yes I agree with Börte Petrarchia, John should find him self a neo-Nazi girl and settle in his little white world.
I see, Mario, you cant stop masturbating. if only U traded places with this girl you would do everything, wouldnt you?))))))))))))
This guy is gonna end up in court, in a jail cell or both pretty soon.
His racist dick made him do it.
I think both John Mayer and Perez are huge douchebags. I only read this site to keep current on stupid celebrity crap, and even then, I don't usually read what Perez writes. His opinions are way too strong and biased. I know it's his site, but it's a shame someone likes this has such a huge outlet to blast his stupidity.
Re: sweetlol – Funny thing I was going to say the same thing but well you beat me to the bunch
You're right about that, he will always get laid. When he does let's hope the lucky lady will be wearing the sexiest lingerie found exclusively at Chantillenicole.com!
He shoots off his mouth but he has to go to other people to tell him how to run his life?
Come on girls, make a fool out of this loser!!
Bet that vulgar douche bag thought he was being funny and cute. Those girls should have knocked his ass out. I would love to read that a women gave his punk ass a beat down. I don't understand why his band is still with him.
Re: JulesGules – perez writes nothing
youre a hateful duplicitous old queen, perez. what you dont seem to realize is that john mayer is a talent of his own, unlike you who act more like a flea on the ass of the celebrity world. you dont produce anything other than trashtalk, negativity, unsubstantiated rumors and hate. john mayer is a respected artist and will be around alot longer than you will. he fills stadiums. you draw coke boogers on celebrities in hope that they will notice you. youre a SYCOPHANT.
hmm doesnt seem like he was in nyc considering he had a concert in milw.
hmmm doesnt seem possible for him to be in nyc when he is touring the Midwest and was just in milw, WI yesterday.
You'd still hit it, Pervez. You know you would.
Ugh, he's SO annoying, I just wish he'd fade away already.
Herpes
Re: Terri2 – If I stuck my dick in your eye should you see me comin'?
Mario just because you can't suck John's dick like you long too, he's not a bad person. You however are a stupid little bitch!
People have been hating on John for years now.not just Perez. We just ignored it cause we had this 'he can do no wrong' mentality. I like him way less now. The world doesn't need to know what I did with my man in the bedroom.
ugh john mayer is such trash
Perez,
I'm confused. I thought you loved him? You used to brag about making out with him. I don't understand you. You LOVE Pete and Ashlee..then hate them. You LOVE John…then hate him. You LOVE Lily Allen..then hate her. You know…meds might help with your mood swings! Just sayin'
John Mayer is a douche but at least he is talented unlike Lambert your boyfriend.
This story sounds completely fake. Who are all these "friends" John Mayer supposedly has?
i wonder if john mayer reads this…hey! google lulaberri and find me! kidding…oh no! im not kidding!!
You loved it when he talked that way to & led you on didn't you pig boy?
P - Oh John-boy, have you ever had a pee-pee in your mouth?
JM - Why of course I have, who hasn't?
P - OH jeezuz, you're queer as a three dollar bill! I knew it.
What is wrong with him?
Quality will run the other way, but he'll attract his level.
He is gay, has mental/social problems, sexual problems, money probs (making the girls foot the bill), … i think he has asperburgers. And for the smart asses out there, do the spell check for me. He grosses me out, he is like the biggest looser slimming his way around tryin to find his way tearing down everyone with him…EW. And he isnt even good looking. WEAK.
Yeah, and the people quoted in this story are being referred to as spies, insiders, and "close friends." Yeah, that should raise up the credibility of this story right there.
"He was drinking and saying vulgar things to the girls at the bar."
Imagine that. A guy drinking and saying vulgar things.
Re: christine. – hi
Mario you are simply a self-seeking, servile flatterer; fawning parasite.
Re: Butternuts – [re=4804597] And the ones who know it's vulgar don't wind up one night stands or a play thing…..If a man ever did that to me I'd punch him. So GROSS. The panty removers have no self respect…..And, will wind up just being a girl on the side. NOTHING.
And the award for having the shittiest reputation in Hollywood goes to John Mayer. Seriously, after the whole Jessica Simpson thing the only ass he's going to get is from bargain basement groupies. No self respecting A-list actress or musician is gonna touch him now. What an asshole.
Perez, you need to just stop with this. Its making you look rather pathetic.
You're focused on his dick, white-supremacist or not. You're worse than a rejected 13-year-old girl. I don't much like John Mayer, but the only person you're making look bad here is you. Yes, he's gonna always get laid. You, however, will not. Sucks to be you, Parasite. Move on already.
John Mayer is not hot! He's a homophobic, racist douchebag!!!!!!!!! His music is quite good, especially his early stuff, but he seems like a real asshole irl
he's sexy.
It's good to know that he's taking his retirement from being a "clever" douche seriously! Drug addicts relapse slower than this!! WTF?!!!!
He over looked an Orchaid looking for a Rose!
Jennifer is lost to him forever!!!
Same with Nutty Pitt……..Brad ended up with a brother kissing, blood drinking nut………….I wonder what John Mayer will end up with
??????
He sounds manic depressive to me ..get some meds douche
But it's Ok for YOU to keep going on and on and on about kissing HIM? Pot, meet kettle.
Not this got damn douche again. Can he not stay out of the media's eye long enough to wipe his ass. What a pathetic David Dukes douche bag.
Re: MeEliz – Perez is usually two days or more late with his news so who knows when this supposedly happened.
I wanna sit on his face while he sings and does that weird thing with his tongue.
Re: Heh – More like Borderline Personality Disorder to be exact, lol
Jealousy is an ugly thing. You just wish he was talking to you, but alas, he never will. Get over it. Just keep reporting on Lady CaCa and Justin Beiber. You have some major issues!!
No girl with an iq above zero would ever spread her legs for that STD infected slut. He isn't as good looking as some people are trying to make him out to be.
Major ASSHOLE
You know what's really funny? How you said John was obsessed with you. Clearly it's the opposite.
Re: Big Black Dick – NICE NAME IDIOT
A guy drunk in a bar saying vulgar things? Big deal .. that's not news!
I wish that this was a true article. John wasn't trying to get my number, his friend was. I would have totally given him my number, John if you are reading, lets get margaritas at la esquina!
Refuse to listen to his music. He's ugly, boring, and looks like a repressed bisexual who loves having his dick sucked by trannies.
Re: Heh – I don't know about the manic depressive thing…but for a guy who gets comments about how bright he is, he isn't, demonstrably.
I'm guessing the pretty brunette wasn't black…
I hope no one forgets the racist things that John Mayer said. It's already disturbing that his comments about dimwit Jessica Simpson get more air time than his deeply upsetting comments about black women. Jerk.
I hate this guy & wish his prejudice dick would fall off!
If he keeps at it, Mayer will be come another word for vulgar, deservedly.
still an asshole