That Muppet's A Monster!!
It already sounded AMAZEBALLS, and this only makes it better!!
Jason Segel has been hard at work penning the reboot of the Muppet films, The Greatest Muppet Movie Ever Made, and if these SPOILERS are true, then he is on the right track!!
According to sources, Miss Piggy has a new fashion icon in the film, and it's our beloved GaGaloo!!!
Sources say:
"Miss Piggy ends up becoming like a Lady Gaga-esque character living in Europe. Kermit ends up being destitute and the main characters find him living in squalor."
YES!! YES!! BRILLIANT!!
Maybe there will be a scene where MISS PIGGY wears an entire outfit made out of Kermits!!
The rest of the plot apparently involves an evil oil baron trying to destroy the Muppets' theater and the classic characters rallying to save it with a telethon.
That sounds a little boring to us, but we're gonna give Segel the benefit of the doubt - he's usually HIGHlarious!!
What do U think?? Are U excited for a new Muppet movie???
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: film, jason segel, kermit the frog, miss piggy, muppets, spoilers
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AMAZEBALLS? ….dork.
Muppet movies are always a guilty pleasure of mine. XD
Thats Miss Piggy??? I thought it was another Lady GaGa post.
YESSSSS!! FINALLY I WAS WAITING FOR A POST ABOUT THE QUEEN!! I WAS GOING CRAZZZYYY! IM SURPRISED YOU TOOK THIS LONG ..I WAS GETTING WORRIED!…I LOVE LADY GAGA YES AND I WILL BE WATCHING THE MUPPETS OVER AND OVER AGAIN IF THIS HAPPENS TO BE TRUE! I WILL WATCH ANYTHING LADY GAGA DOES BECAUSE SHES A GENIOUS!
Actually I think Miss Piggy up classes Hooker Gaga, anyday!
EVERYONE IS COPYING GAGA NOW MISS PIGGY IS TOO! LADY GAGA IS HERE TO STAY PEOPLE GET USED TO IT YOU FUCKING LOSER SHITS
KERMIT LIKES GAGA MORE THAN MISS PIGGY
re u seruous?? did u notice that u are the one that cares about her??? no one cares and shes so ridiculius that even miss piggy will make fun of her. real icons like madonna,grace jones no one makes fun of them. gaga is nothig but a pair of pathetic cloths. and shes getting real boring.- shes predictable. her songs are too much pop and empty, her tour is a porr imitation of madonna tours. and madonna live shes a leo. gaga is nothing and she already had a break down. get a life perez. get serious. for example in europe noone pays atention to her. and the one that waste their time on her says shes delusional.so get my point
Here we go again.
OH MY GOD IM LISTENING TO MONSTER RIGHT NOW AND THE VOLUME IS UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOUD AS I TYPE IM GOING INSANE!! I CANT TAKE IT I MUST GET UP AND DANCE FOR A LITTLE BIT…BUT DONT WORRY ILL BE BACK !
GAGALOO'S A PIG IN MY BOOK SO IT SOUNDS GREAT.
i wonder when u done with her and moving on
isnt there another news source u can copy and paste and claim ur on
hahahaha
THAT BOY IS A MONSTER MA MA MA MONSTER THAT BOY IS A MONSTER
I AKSED MY GIRLFRIEND
IF SHES SEEN YOU ROUND BEFORE
SHE MUMBLED SOMETHING WHILE WE GOT DOWN ON THE FLOOR BABY
WE MIGHT'VE FUCKED NOT REALLY SURE,DONT QUITE RECALL
BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT IVE SEEN HIM YEAH!
THAT BOY IS A MONSTER ! MA MA MA MONSTER THAT BOY IS A MONSTER! THAT BOY IS A MONSTER MA MA MA MONSTER THAT BOY IS A MONSTER ER ER ER ER
HE ATE MY HEART
HE A-A-A-TE MY HEART!
DONT CALL ME GAGA
IVE NEVER SEEN ONE LIKE THAT BEFORE
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
YOU AMAZE ME
U KNOW ITS NOT REALLY ANY FUN WRITING A COMMENT IF SHE IS BECOMING IRRELAVANT
OH WELL TIME TO MOVE ON
I think it will be amazing with Segel at the helm!!! CANT WAIT!!!
GUYS HERES A POEM BY LADY GAGA ITS GONNA BE ON THE NEXT POST
I'm so tired of these Lady Gaga posts. Can you please stop already.
For a moment
Yesterday,I took a walk in the rain
The cool refreshing droplets splashed on my cheeks.
I walked
And walked and walked
Not knowing where I was going.
The trees swayed as a chilly spring
Gently caressed their branches
A cute white rabbit scampered
Across a wide open field
He stopped in front of me in a patch of emerald.
He had a quizzical look on his furry little face
He wiggled his ears,
Crinkled his nose, and scratched his whiskers like a old man.
I started to laugh
He run off into the distance.
Looking like a pearl in a patch of seaweed.
The cool refreshing droplets splashed on my cheeks
I walked and walked
Not knowing where I was going.
I saw a family of ducks on the lake
I stopped to look,
Mama duck first,
And all the little ducklings gliding behind her in a single file.
They were dancing to the music of the rain tapping on water.
And then I saw my reflection on the mirror-like surface of the lake
And for a moment…..
I was the only living creature around.
The cool refreshing droplets splashed on my cheeks
I turned,
And walked and walked
Knowing where I was going.
which one is the pig?
Re: MadonnaLive – SHUTTUP BITCH! PEOPLE DO CARE ABOUT LADY GAGA VERY MUCH ACTUALLY! SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK MADONNA BECAUSE THIS ISNT EVEN ABOUT MADONNA! YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH GAGA AND NOT OBSESSED LIKE I AM BUT OBSESSED BECAUSE YOU HATE HER !! WHY ? WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE HER SOO MUCH?? HOW IS SHE BETTER THAN MADONNA? HOW?? MADONNA DIDNT EVEN HAVE THIS MUCH SUCESS THIS SOON IN HER CAREER SO GO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE THE GAGA POSTS TO ME ! BECAUSE NOONE READS YOUR COMMENTS ! YOU MAKE ALL KINDS OF SHIT UP THAT MADONNA HASNT EVEN ACCOMPLISHED!
Re: MadonnaLive – LADY GAGA IS KNOWN IN AMERICA AND EVERYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD HOW LONG DID IT TAKE MADONNA TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT?
Re: MadonnaLive – AND IF NOONE CARES ABOUT HER THEN HOW COME PEOPLE HERE ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME ON THE RADIO,TV,INTERNET EVERY FUCKING WHERE!!??? ANSWER ME THAT PLEASE. LADY GAGA IS EVERYWHERE! AND WILL BE FOR A LONG TIME!
Re: LizardKinG – I'm with you; both are pigs, so it's a perfect match. I see the LadyGagMeQueenOfMusic freak is still lurking. I don't think I've ever seen anyone so RABID in her adoration. Someday that one's gonna end up arrested for stalking or institutionalized (or both).
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Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – Kermit is a muppet. He's not real. You DO understand that, yes? Miss Piggy is a muppet. She's not real either. You are as disturbing as you are disturbed. Obsession isn't good for anyone; please get some counseling. BTW: GagMe is a horse-faced, no-talent, copy-cat pig who won't last. Now go ahead and tell me I'm jealous and insult me. I love it when you go off like that and prove yourself to be a bigger idiot than usual. I laugh … and laugh … and laugh … and YOU, my dear, are the BUTT of the joke.
Re: MadonnaLive – PEOPLE CAN LISTEN TO GAGAS MUSIC 100 MILLION TIMES UNLIKE MADONNAS ,MADONNAS SONGS GET BORING IN THE 3RD LISTEN!
Re: MadonnaLive – AND YES PEOPLE IN EUROPE PAY ATTENTION TO HER YOU DUMB BITCH! MAYBE NOT IN THE LONELY SMALL AMISH TOWNS YOU LIVE IN!
OH GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME OF HAVING THOUGHTS TO RIP "MADONNALIVE" HEAD OF AND SLOWLY BEATING HER TO DEATH WITH AN AXE AND THEN DANCING AROUND HER DEAD BODY LISTENING TO LADY GAGA'S BAD ROMANCE.
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – My sympathies to your mother.
Re: La Garse – YOUR JUST A JEALOUS BITCH WHO'S PROBABLY A FAILED ARTIST AND YOU WANT TO BE IN GAGAS POSITION SO BAD…SHUTTUP! YES IM OBSESSED YOU DONT NEED TO POINT THAT OUT PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ON PEREZHILTON KNOWS OF ME AND KNOWS THAT IM AN OBSESSIVE GAGA FAN IM GLAD YOU WASTED YOUR TIME COMMENTING ON SOMEONE YOU DONT LIKE! TA TA BITCH!
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – oh my……get a grip……and a therapist…..
NOOOOOOOOOO!
yes, yes brilliant???? kermit ends up living in squalor but I guess you missed that part………
Re: La Garse – IM GLAD YOU LAUGH ..LAUGHING IS GOOD FOR PEOPLE
Re: canderson – ITS EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAT YOU CARE
Re: JigSaw – YOUR THE PIG
is it wrong that i actually like ladygagaqueenofmusic posts but i hate gagme?
"Amazeballs" is not going to fucking happen. Ever.
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – Calm down. You're obviously very young and haven't learned that you don't convert people by being a moron. Either that or your mental illness interferes with your thought processes.
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Without Madonna and others like her, there would be no GagMe. But without other artists before Madonna, there might not have been a Madonna, either. GagMe has built on (and copied heavily from) female entertainers who have come before her. If you can't admit the truth of that, you're in worse shape than anyone can truly grasp. Take the high road and stop calling people names. If that's the best you can do in championing your idol, then you're doing neither her nor yourself any favors. I happen to think that GagMe is a no-talent hack, just like Parasite. But it's a matter of opinion and taste. Now stop being a hostile retard and find something else to do since you're not able to engage your brain and be a more reasonable person.
Re: rinzler – YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT PLEASE DONT SPEAK SUCH WAY OF THE QUEEN
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – You have a serious intellectual disability it only takes one post of yours to realize that.
Re: La Garse – OOOOKKKKK…..PLEASE STOP WRITING TO ME….YOU WILL BE IGNORED………YOU SPENT MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE WRITING ALL THAT NONSENSE TO ME AND I DIDNT EVEN READ IT..WHOS STUPID NOW? I THINK YOU ARE ..AS LONG AS THERES A GAGA POST THERES GONNA BE LADYGAGAQUEENOFMUSIC TO COMMENT SO FUCK OFF AND GET USED TO IT! IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
Re: La Garse – #26 fad's have a way of making people say and do stupid things.
piss piggy is definitely more beautiful than caca.
dumb,plot..dont take the innocence away from the Muppets. please don't,no more re makes on clasics
Re: rinzler – no its not I laugh my ass off at every word that moron writes…
Re: iSayEffU – IM SURE YOU READ ALL MY POSTS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – It's hilarious you actually think I care. It's called SATIRE darling. We love making a mockery of you! You're just too stupid to realise it as you dig yourself deeper and deeper into your oblivious, brainwashed little hole. BYE!
Re: LizardKinG – True. She does stupid things … but her insanity is amazing. What will that idiot do when GagMe vanishes? I suppose she could find a new obsession … but I can't imagine having a life so empty that I have to focus on a worthless pig like GagMe. Her stupid and insane posts here are pretty funny, but watching her fall apart when GagMe vanishes might prove to be just as entertaining.
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LADY GAGME SUCKS … LONG LIVE MADONNA!!
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – Shut up stupid … you don't have the brains or self-control to not respond. So I'll write what I like to whom I like, and you'll just have to try to ignore it, idiot. Go listen to GagMe's awful, droning voice.
OK, I was off by a bit, but he has put his first of many, many asskissing Gaga posts up. And the daily lovefest begins!
Re: duelastar – Nothing guilty about it dude. Muppet movies are often smart and funny enough that adults can get in on the fun as well.
I'm so looking forward to this film, you have no idea. Jason Segal, if he uses even half the wit that he used in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", will make this one of the funniest Muppet movies ever. Absolutely can't wait until the movie releases.
since miss piggy is always one step ahead of the game i would love to see her wearing a costume entirely made of caca`s saggy tits.
Re: canderson – YOUR RIGHT I WAS WRONG …I MEANT TO SAY ITS EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAT YOU WRITE BACK HEHEHE BITCH
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – You read it all, you crazy, stupid retard. You know it … I know it. Jesus it must really suck to be you. Big time.
AMAZEBALLS! Lady Gaga and Madonna in a film together?
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic –
we bloody well hope so.
Re: La Garse – I READ THIS ONE BUT I DIDNT READ THAT LONG ASS PARAGRAPH OF YOU DESPERATLEY TRYING TO SOUND CLEVER..NOW BE GONE!
Re: Brainbug – HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Re: tinyguyincanada – YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! IM SOO HAPPY
hm. sounds like muppet moulin rouge to me
I love Jason Segell
Fuck this movie. I'm disappointed in Brian Henson for letting Jason Segel shit all over his fathers memory. I won't see this. I've loved the Muppets since my childhood, and THIS is not alright. Any real Muppets fan will be pissed about this.
"Amazeballs" is like "fetch". Stop trying to make it happen. It's not going to happen!!!
Mario, you have no part in the success of Lady Gaga
Perez listen to yourself. Are you crazy? They are making her part of a muppet movie for crying outloud. In other words-they think of Gagag as like a doll, a fake unrealistic character. They aren't taking her and her art serious. It's being used as a joke and obvisouly you don't get that.
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – I knew you'd read it … because you're retarded. You're such a joke. A pathetic joke. You said you wouldn't respond … and you did. Asshole. Now keep your word, you worthless pile of GagMe puke, and STFU like you said you would. YOU begone.
Re: LadyGagaQueenOfMusic – Skimmed thru maybe 3 I don't have to read them all there pretty much the same sad poor thought out posts. I'm sure you believe that you are that important your obvious desperate attempts to gain attention are really to obvious. Have fun arguing with 2-3 posters on here it must be the closest thing to human contact you have.
Actually, its called "The CHEAPEST Muppet Movie Ever Made". The plot sort of makes more sense when you use the correct title, no?
the word amazeballs pretty much sums up how ridiculous you are perez..
this just screams
FAIL
Re: La Garse – Very well said. I reported every post. Very childish and all she is doing is SPAMMING the comment section and that sucks for US NOT PEREZ!
Re: La Garse – ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Segel proved in Forgetting Sarah Marshall that he's a brilliantly imaginative screenwriter/musician/all around talent and if anyone can reinterpret The Muppets for the children growing up post Freaks And Geeks, it's him! FSM is, along with Who Is KK Downey? and Extract, one of the most underrated modern comedies. I'm very interested in just what he and his collaborators will come up with. And if Lady Gaga is somehow involved, all the better! There are no small dreams, only small puppets! Knock 'em dead, Jason! (And if the one and only Linda Cardellini is a part of this too, icing on the cake!)