The Simpleton Talks To Oprah About John Mayer!!
PSH. Yeah right!!
Jessica Simpson sat down with Oprah to FINALLY talk about how she feels about John Mayer publicly referring to her as "Sexual Nepalm," and she must have been biting her tongue HARD when she responded:
"I'm not angry, I'm not angry. I'm — well, I'm a little bit angry … I'm a little bit angry. Um — well, I don't want people to know how I am in bed. I guess it could have been a lot worse."
It could have been a lot WORSE?
What freaky shiz were you two doing together that he didn't blab about could have made it a lot worse?!
We were hoping Simpleton would UNLOAD on Mayer, but we suppose this will have to do until the show airs tomorrow!
Keep talking, Jessica!! Who knows when you'll get this kind of press again???
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she just means having sex with the lights on…or maybe she was talking about some butt sex..lets hope so
Two things…..why is something that two has-beens talk about news? Why would Oprah bother with this story? Two, Um, yeah, it could have been a lot worse. When the Girls Gone Wild guy was on Howard Stern a while ago he was asked who was one of the worst women in bed and he said Tara Reid. I'm guessing that Jessica wouldn't have wanted to have been labeled with THAT.
I want to UNLOAD on her, if you know what I mean.
I'm talking about sex.
Actually, no. Maybe Jessica Simpson circa 2005, when she was all fit and stuff for "Dukes of Hazzard". Now, she's not looking all that great to me anymore.
WTF! If SHE isn't very angry over the whole thing (she's only a "little bit"), why should YOU be?!
This is the best thing that could've happened to this Z-list bitch. John Mayer talks about her and BAM! she's on Oprah. Her family is LOVING this! God please let her just disappear forever.
call me crazy but if somebody as good looking as john mayer told people i was sexual napalm and said that my body was like crack that he just couldn't quit i'd be flattered. i mean, he didn't say she was ugly or fat or that she was really lame in bed. she's famous for being pretty, right? she has a career because guys want to fuck her and girls want to be like her. so why is what he said a bad thing? it's not like she's the fucking secretary of state or some of kind of nun or the host of a children's show or something.
What an idiotic response!!! She had a reality show about her married life but yet she doesn't want anyone to know about her sexual life. Well maybe she should get out of show business and keep her legs closed. John Mayer is a man whore who treated her like a dumbass, what the hell did she expect???!!! Stupidity lives full on in this chick!!
Why are American promos so ridiculously over-the-top?! It's not the friggin apocalypse!
Give her a BREAK
What John Mayer did was disgusting and so immature. Jessica should cut off his nuts and wear them as earrings. She's much better off without that pig in her life. She may come across as a bubble head but she didn't deserve to be publicly humiliated like that. I just hope any girls who are interested in JM in the future will think about how he talked about Jessica and run, not walk, as far away from him as they can get.
If someone told Playboy Magazine that my sex was like crack I would be like, yeah, Im the shizz! Jess should be smiling about that! And the fact he pretty much called Jennifer Maniston boring would make that even sweeter! YOu should be smiling Jessica! Someone tell Playboy that I am Napalm PLEASE!!!!!!
if i were her, i would take what john mayer said as a compliment…
Perez, why are you considerably more offended by all of this than she is? Really strange.
She looked like she was about to cry in that clip.
Jessica is a successful BUSINESS woman that makes MILLIONS a year. Knock her all you want, Perez, but "simpleton" is not accurate. John Mayer is a jerk. He is a kiss and tell and even a racist. How can you be supportive a racist???????
Re: Brainbug –
Agreed! I wonder if she's into bondage and discipline? LOL
She just meant it could have been worse than talking about how she is in bed…
Ok, I don't care what size a girl is, it doesn't really matter to me, but she WAS BIGGER than a size 4. Own up to it, everybody gains weight, so what.. Don't lie about it.
Re: sierra929 –
Becasue Perez is jealous that he will never be sexual nepalm in bed…..specifically he will never be in John Meyer's bed.
how dare you call her simpleton! she might not be the greatest singer out there, but she is a sweet girl with values that far exceed yours. And that is what upset her. MOST people, mature people, do not expect to have their sex lives talked about, even after they break up. It's rude, immature and shows what a low life the person is. And as for Oprah, who tries to come off as a serious journalist, first, this should have NEVER come up as a 'story' to be covered in daytime tv, for her show, at least, and she should have known that this would have bothered jessica to talk about. So, boo to Oprah for bringing it up and screw you mario, because this is none of our business and it is clearly humiliating Jessica.
Re: tigrrrlilly – Well said, tigerlilly! I'd be thrilled to bits to have ANYONE say I was great in bed. I'd even pay them to say it. Simpson is just working the p.r. victim route…and it worked, she's on Oprah.
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-Will someone buy this girl a replacement puppy. A new puppy after the demise of a beloved pet, no matter how it died, really, really works.
NO YOURE THE STUPID ONE PEREZ. CELEBRITIES DO SCHIT LIKE THIS AS PUBLICITY STUNTS. THE NEXT TIME SIMPSON WANTS ATTENTION SHELL HAVE MAYER RELEASE BEAVER SHOTS OF HER. HAD YOU EVER HEARD OF KIM KARDASHIAN BEFOR SHE RELEASE A SEX TAPE?
Perez, you are about as mature as Mayer. Mayer is a scumbag who threw his relationships under the bus because he wanted to sound cool in Playboy. Both of you have the mentality of a 13 year old.
Yes it could have been A LOT worse. Everyone knows he's not shy and will go past boundaries he shouldn't touch, so it could have went both ways. He praised her, it's a compliment, but I understand why she's be upset though. Still love John Mayer, he's awesome.
How can you even call her Simpleton? You have no respect for anyone and that is really sad, Perez. To be honest, wouldn't her talking about John in the way that you want her to, make her just as bad as him? Not everyone is like you. We don't go out of our way to hurt people and talk BS. The worst part is that she has not done anything thing to you.
Piggy, you are just hoping she'll reveal some oral/anal action that you can pound your pud to over and over again, all the time placing yourself in the role of "victim" of John's secret "gay" side.
Re: tigrrrlilly – EXACTLY. I totally agree. I'd be pretty happy with what he said, but then again, she is in the entertainment industry and if she says she's mad she'll get more press…
it would have been much worse if he said she was horrible in bed. duh
OMG. Jessica is angry…that John Mayer gave her more positive publicity. WHAT A FREAKIN JOKE! She's glad, not mad, oh, believe it! She should be thanking that douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If there's any anger, it's because the man, well, thang, ditched her.
BTW, butt-blogger, you're more of a "simpleton" than this woman will ever be! How much $ is in your wallet, DUMBASS!
please! i really dont want to think about jessica simpson and john mayer creating sexual napalm in bed….thats quite ok!
PEROSNALLY I FIND SIMPSON TO BE NASTY . SHE HAS AN UGLY FACE LIKE HER DAD IN DRAG. PLUS SHES BEEN WITH SO MANY GUYS ITS SICK
Of course it could be worse Perez. STFU!!!!!!!
If anyone has actually read the article you would know that he didn't really say anything about their sex life. Just basically that she is good and he relives their time together when he wacks off. It's not like he said she swallows, bends this way and that and takes it up the butt like a champ. Not really that big of a deal.
Perez, what is the sory about you John and Jessica in a three way? I want to know!
i still think shes prolly awful in bed..
Re: tigrrrlilly – HAHA you are right! She should be blessed he said that about her not bitching! Which I really haven't heard her bitch about it, ONLY PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE PEREZ MAYER DOESNT WANT YOU GIVE IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give dumb bitch a break, Perezzie. She was raised by a church reverend for Christ's sake!
Re: vincenotvance – @#3 -And you get more fit as the years go by? You have to be at least as good looking and fit as Jess to get away with saying what you just said, lol.