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Jessica Simpson FINALLY Goes In For The Kill On John Mayer!!

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YES!!

We had to be patient, but we KNEW girlfriend would unload some SERIOUS hate on that douchebag!!

In today's interview with Oprah, Jessica Simpson finally lets John Mayer have it for exploiting their sex life in his mortifying Playboy article, and it's better than we could have ever expected.

Mayer's Personal Sexual Napalm says:

"I tried to read the article, and I was so disappointed in him. It made me so sad, and it was really discouraging because that's not the John that I knew…I hope he gets his life together. He did apologize. I don't accept it. It's just one of those things that…I don't resent him. I'm just going to let that go. That part of my life is over."

OUCH!

The Simpleton actually took the smart route!!

Don't get angry, girl, kill em' with kindness!!

If Mayer actually has half a brain - which we doubt - he's going to be CRUSHED.

Being yelled at and insulted is ONE thing, but when someone just expresses disappointment and pity…that shiz STINGS.

We applaud you, Jess!!

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55 comments to “Jessica Simpson FINALLY Goes In For The Kill On John Mayer!!”



  1. 1

    Perez you really are P for pathetic, at this point everyone hates you so much its not even funny anymore.



  2. 2

    Good..now why don't you apologize to her for calling her a Simpleton in a previous write-up about her, you hypocritical cow!



  3. 3

    This stupid twat needs to shut the fuck up. At least he didn't call her a "dead fuck" so say her puss*y smells like rotten tuna.



  4. 4

    ouch

    in the brightside… I think that Mayer make her good publicity with futures boyfriends xD



  5. 5

    Re: giorgio85 – YES!
    Re: GoodBoyNC – YES AGAIN!!
    .
    Parasite, your resentment over your unrequited love for Mayer is showing again (still). We all know beyond any doubt that you want him BADLY. And I think most of us are laughing our asses off at you because you're such a whiny girl about his rejection. You're a pitiful jerk.



  6. 6

    Oh SHUT UP you self righteous fool! You bragged about kissing Mayer and acted like a giddy school girl that Jessica liked it up the @$$!!! You are so HYPOCRITICAL you arrogant slob! I doubt it would hurt his feelings that a brainless dope like Jessica Simpson won't forgive him. Does she forgive her daddy for talking about her knockers? What about Seann William Scott or Bam saying they hit that idiot? She's a P.O.S. and she knows it. This is most publicity this turd has EVER gotten. She's the one who is pathetic and dumber than a rock.



  7. 7

    Even if Jessica is stupid or talentless, still that does excuse Mayer's comments. This guy is a complete and total asshole and it won't be long before someone beats him up.



  8. 8

    Mayer wins - he made those false comments about Jessica for attention/publicity… Simpleton, being the simpleton she is, fell for it… and has fueled his need to be in the spotlight… if she was so great in bed, why can't she keep a man??? Including Mayer… and why did her husband cheat on her??? Simpletons aren't great in bed… and she's so channeling Miss Piggy (she her on Oprah)… her face is huge and puffy… ditch pig!



  9. 9

    lol…i really find it funny that so many people come to this site just to trash Perez…i mean if you hate him that much - why give him more attention? Or spend your time reading what he has to say? Doesnt make any sense to me…just saying.



  10. 10

    She kept it classy, good for her!



  11. 11

    I still find it hard to believe that she's "sexual napalm" - I mean, that's quite a compliment for someone that's dumber than dirt, but maybe she turns into a hungry, snarling tiger when the peen appears. otherwise, I think they should both shut their mouths. idiots…



  12. 12

    okay, since she said she is going to let it go, will you?



  13. 13

    Everything she says will be well scripted by her leech father JOE.
    All he cares about is marrying his no talent kids off to someone that can support him as well. The guy doesn't like to earn anything himself. He totally bombed at managing his two lip syncers.



  14. 14

    Both you and Jessica are pathetic. She only stays "relevant" because she talks smack and acts like a dumb skank. And you…. don't get me started on you. This is getting so old.



  15. 15

    John seems like a 5 year old boy who just can't reach the cookie jar atop the fridge. "WAAAHHHHHH!!!! I need attention I need attention!!!!" He's making sluts out of celebrity women.



  16. 16

    Anytime anyone says Jessica Simpson is intelligent we know that all logic and reasoning has been abandoned. Jessica SImpson is a tragic whore whose moment in the limelight has gone and she is tragically trying to act like a hurt waif when she is in reality a trashy slut with no talent who should be taking the fact that John Mayer called her a good lay. She is so stupid she doesn't realize he liked fucking her. Get over it you tragic bitch and get back to your anonymity. John Mayer rules.



  17. 17

    Re: cripbabe111 – LMAO



  18. 18

    If John had half a brain? You do realize that he is about ten times smarter than you, right? I can't believe you're still talking about this whole thing. At the end of the day, you're bringing up stuff that is finished with and giving Jessica Simpson attention. Congratulations, fool.



  19. 19

    Re: chaot1c

    Oh shut up and go kiss Perez's ass some more, this is a blog just like any other. No one comes here because of Perez the fat ass douche bag, we come because we are bored at work. Perez is a nobody and people like calling him on it.



  20. 20

    Re: chaot1c
    Because if perez only opened up this site as a lovefest for him, it would probably be the same two people commenting, this place would be boring, and he wouldn't have much of a site. It's all entertainment, for the most part, but people like to call him out on his shit, like he thinks he's calling out others, even if he never reads the comments.



  21. 21

    Jessica Simpson doesn't even have a career! Why would somebody interview her? I don't get it. She just needs to go away.



  22. 22

    Re: cripbabe111

    LOL!!!

  23. YUCK says – reply to this


    23

    oh pigz you certainly subscribe to the old adage of "any enemy of my enemy is a friend of mine" you are such a fake dick and I cant wait till someone circumcises you.



  24. 24

    John Mayer knows exactally what he's doing.He's the one playing the Simpleton so he get's out of it with no blame.He's after one thing and after he gets it he act and says crazy things to move on to the next girl.If u ask me if she's that gullible to believe the things he say she is the Simpleton.And what is she moving on from her stupidity!



  25. 25

    You don't even like 'Simpleton'. This just confirms you are an obsessive teenage girl with a deep infatuation with someone who will NEVER look at your disgusting face again



  26. 26

    Well said Ms Simpson



  27. 27

    The thing I love about it, she managed to be so utterly gracious while saying she didn't accept his apology! SO many people accept apologies when they don't want to, or if the offender doesn't deserve it, just to be "polite". FUCK THAT! Gives the offender all the power. A genuine apology is fine, though. I'm not a fan of her's entertainment-wise, but she does an awful lot of things for people who are in wretched circumstances. Entertains troops, Smile Foundation, etc. She doesn't do it for publicity, unless it's publicity for the actual CAUSE. I don't see how that could POSSIBLY make her stupid! People shit on her for the dumbest, most shallow things, all I've ever seen her do is be nice to people. Many people mistake common decency for stupidity. I wouldn't know. I would never be decent!



  28. 28

    Great response, Jessica. She took the high road .. yay for her



  29. 29

    i thought they were back together.



  30. 30

    Re: bbtaddpole – what u wrote cracked me up because its so true. perez is acting like a woman scorned (as if any man would ever want him). jessica is and always will be a brainless dope whos entire persona is based on the man she is dating. john mayer is only a media whore who pretty much makes bad music though what he said about perez in playboy is absalutely classic (makes me respect him a tiny bit). 3 pathetic people who make a really sad triangle. my order of pathetic is 1. perez because he is so ugly inside and out and proves time and time again how much he hates himself. he is very close to a tie with…2. jesica simpson for being so stupid and being so empty that her entire reason for being is based on what man she is screwing. 3. john mayer for being a media whore and thinking he is egdier than he is. he has some talent so he can lose his patheticness by shutting up and sticking to music.



  31. 31

    YOU GO JESSICA!! Take what he did to you, to make yourself better!!! I just saw her website for the show vh1smile, and it made me love her even more! These are real people, helping real people!!



  32. 32

    Jessica, please lose the fur. It makes you look bloated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Even Mayer doesn't wear stupid shiz like that.

  33. mp23 says – reply to this


    33

    ohhh she really told him didnt she?

    im sure john is sitting at home crying about how dissapointed she is in him. oh perez let go of this grudge you have against him…its pathetic

  34. @v@ says – reply to this


    34

    It wasn't the John that she thought she knew, but unfortunately it's the John everyone else knows, over and over. I guess maybe he said what he thought she wanted to hear to get what he wanted, and then the real John stepped forward. She worded it perfectly, and she's right; there's nothing more to do than to move on. Nothing more to see here.



  35. 35

    over kill with the explanations, Perez. We get what 'kill them with the kindness'
    means.

  36. blimp says – reply to this


    36

    YOU ARE A FUCKING ASS, why aren't you calling her stupid, or fat or anything else.
    So, now she has good publicity and you are on her side?
    You suck so bad…….



  37. 37

    Good for her. She actually just went up a few IMHO.

  38. barny says – reply to this


    38

    Re: slinky – Ever heard the saying it takes one to know one.You are a perfect example of this .



  39. 39

    Yeah I agree just expressing disappointment and pity for someone really is the best way to go. Makes the other person feel like they are not even worthy of your additional energy to get angry at them.



  40. 40

    time to find a real man jess!!



  41. 41

    yes! go jessica!!



  42. 42

    you going to get over mayer or re-name the site perezdoesmayer.com



  43. 43

    I hope JS just lets it go now cuz she did take the high road. JM needs to grow up - how someone could play music so soulfully and write music to touch the soul could not have a soul is fucked up - don't get it - You don't have a relationship with someone and then discuss you intimate moments - you don't get how that made her feel as a woman??!!How would you feel feel if a woman you cared for, who left you, said but yeah he was good in bed - read between the line, you may have loved her but she thought you were just a lay…asshole…get it…difference…anything..???



  44. 44

    EVERYONE KNOWS JESSICA PUTS OUT, I'D RAT ON HER TOO IF I'D HIT THAT TRAIN TUNNEL!! RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T FOR YOU JESSICA, TAKE YOUR MONEY AND LIVE IN SILENCE WITHOUT CAMERAS!!



  45. 45

    Was Jesica simpson a reality show girl before? Why is she so popular? er… Did she sing at one point? I don't remember what she used to be, but she definatly is a 'has been' GAGA licked my pee pee once



  46. 46

    I was shocked when I saw bloated Jessicun*t on Oprah. She looked hungover and kept saying she was a size 4-6 (add a few more didgits lardo). Oprah has sunk to a new low too, allowing a total failure to appear to promote her new reality show.



  47. 47

    Oh please Perez, you don't give a shit what Jessica Simpson says. You just like the drama against John Mayer because your fugly ass had the hots for him and, when no one believed you when you lied and said you made out with him that pissed you off. Why don't you take a tampon and shove it in your twat already. You're such a fucking girl!!!



  48. 48

    I LOVED IT WHEN SHE SAID HER PHONE IS NOW RINGING OFF THE HOOK! I MEAN, HE COULD HAVE SAID WAY WORSE! BUT ITS A HUGE BETRAYAL AND I WAS HOPING SHE HAD SOME GOOD DIRT ON HIM AND WOULD SPEW IT LIKE HE DID. NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY! BUT SHE SHOWED CLASS AND TOOK THE HIGH ROAD. I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS GIRL BECAUSE OF THE MESSAGE SHE IS SPREADING. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU DEFINE BEAUTY SINCE ITS ALL A MATTER OF PERCEPTION. PEOPLE WHO CARE ONLY ABOUT BEAUTY DON'T KNOW WHAT PERCEPTION MEANS, SO THERE YA GO!~



  49. 49

    Re: bbtaddpole – AND YOU'RE RIGHT THERE WITH HER AREN'T YOU? DUMBASS!



  50. 50

    Re: Brainbug – I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I READ YOUR POST AND SAW WHAT A MEAN SPIRITED ASSHOLE YOU ARE! YOU ACT LIKE SHE PERSONALLY FUCKED YOUR MAN. JEALOUS MUCH? YOU'RE AS TRANSPARENT AS PEREZ!



  51. 51

    Re: giorgio85 – Wow you really have some anger issues hey? I just find it incredibly humorous that people continuously trash him. Why give him what he wants? You're just playing right into his hands - making YOU far more moronic than him. And by the way, there are PLENTY of other things to do online, and many many other celebrity blogging sites to keep you entertained…so you might want to come up with another theory to explain why you insist on visiting the site of someone you hate oh so much;)



  52. 52

    Re: GoodBoyNC – Now that I can understand. Thanks for actually responding with some class;)



  53. 53

    This interview really made me like Jessica!! I thought she seemed honest and was really funny:D



  54. 54

    He's not as much of a douchebag as everyone makes him out to be. If you actually read the article, you would feel bad for the guy because people LOVE to point fingers. Yet this moron Simpson gets all this praise and pity. He didn't say anything bad about her, it was more of a compliment. The only reason she's upset is because her daddy god upset about it.



  55. 55

    Re: chaot1c – thank you thank you thank you! i dont understand it either. Some people are just stupid and have no lives.