We had to be patient, but we KNEW girlfriend would unload some SERIOUS hate on that douchebag!!
In today's interview with Oprah, Jessica Simpson finally lets John Mayer have it for exploiting their sex life in his mortifying Playboy article, and it's better than we could have ever expected.
Mayer's Personal Sexual Napalm says:
"I tried to read the article, and I was so disappointed in him. It made me so sad, and it was really discouraging because that's not the John that I knew…I hope he gets his life together. He did apologize. I don't accept it. It's just one of those things that…I don't resent him. I'm just going to let that go. That part of my life is over."
The Simpleton actually took the smart route!!
Don't get angry, girl, kill em' with kindness!!
If Mayer actually has half a brain - which we doubt - he's going to be CRUSHED.
Being yelled at and insulted is ONE thing, but when someone just expresses disappointment and pity…that shiz STINGS.
We applaud you, Jess!!
[Image via WENN.]
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