But now it's straight up cancelled!
Ticket holders were sent the following email on Friday:
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No punchline necessary. All the funny you need is in those six words.
According to sources, Lindsay Lohan has found so much joy in writing on her Twitter that she has decided to release all her issues into a full-fledged novel. Lindsanity's says her memoir will give an in-depth look at her "troubled life" and provide her insight on all her life experiences.
Let us save you and everyone else a lot of trouble and get to the jist of the memoir with 140 characters, in honor of your beloved Twitter, Lilo. How about:
"I was that cute kid in Parent Trap & then I blacked-out for 13 years."
Look! We only needed half of a tweet!
Top that, Lilo!
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