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The Kardashian's HIGHlarious In Touch Cover!

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian grace the cover of In Touch Weekly which details the humiliation they've suffered from the men in their lives!

Amazing! Ha!

And we're loving the mugshots!

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98 comments to “The Kardashian's HIGHlarious In Touch Cover!”



  1. 1

    They must REALLY love publicity since this is just embarrassing!



  2. 2

    haha



  3. 3

    Did they make them look ugly on purpose on this cover? they gave them all huge jewish noses. Kourtney looks gross.

    these girls are so annoying, always walking around with their Chanel and Feni, so fucking fake people.



  4. 4

    They look very funny in that photo, especially Khloe.



  5. 5

    awww, this sux, i love kim, oh yeah, the sister's too



  6. 6

    I love them!!



  7. 7

    i give khole another month before they get divorced!



  8. 8

    There is a lot of KaKa going on in the Kardashian's lives…

  9. PcMf says – reply to this


    9

    haha and thats all i can say :D

  10. chiro says – reply to this


    10

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww, Khloe looks like a man!!!!! Why is she soooooo ugly???



  11. 11

    Ugly pigs



  12. 12

    OMG!! Stop it , fricking sluts of LA!!



  13. 13

    Re: Sexsai – You are right! They all look horrible. Look at Marie's pic- she is not cross-eyed.



  14. 14

    WHO.GIVES.A.FUCK



  15. 15

    LOL.



  16. 16

    Is the middle one a man?



  17. 17

    Looks like the women's Calabasas Camel Polo Team to me.



  18. 18

    oh poor bb's, not!



  19. 19

    Sasquatch cubed



  20. 20

    there is no low these broads won't happily, gleefully sink to to boost their ratings. all three of them and their trashy mother would open up a vein and bleed for publicity. they are happy to be humliated if it means people will watch their crappy show and the money keeps rolling in. it's pure, unadulterated greed. these people are the very symbol of everything sick and rotten in our society.



  21. 21

    Who cares about these three vapid twats?



  22. 22

    they look HORRIBLE!!!
    3 attention whores!! the season 4th is coming so of course
    they are creating drama…one season the fat gets married the other season is obvious shes gonna get a divorce and in the 6th season shes gonna start dating again zzz
    NEXT



  23. 23

    The three Stooges, slutty (kim) nutty (Kourtney)and mutty (Kloe).



  24. 24

    God, are they ugly. Even Kim doesn't look that great, and she is usually pretty. Khloe is a man. Bigfoot.



  25. 25

    omg! no way i love them too!!!



  26. 26

    They look like a bunch of beat up skanks.



  27. 27

    the only thing they are suffering from is OVEREXPOSURE



  28. 28

    The cellulite at 22 looks better the khloe :'D



  29. 29

    I guess they need an additional cover to fit their fat asses. :)



  30. 30

    Who cares? I want to know who has all that cellulite at 22.



  31. 31

    Re: rudemood – you need to give their golddigging piece of trash mom a name too, you know.



  32. 32

    Pathetic fame whores.



  33. 33

    Khloe's having trouble?
    On purpose?



  34. 34

    I want to know who has cellulite at 22, as on the bottom right-hand corner . . .



  35. 35

    HA-HA-HA I LOVE HOW MAGAZINES JUST STEAL STORIES AND PRETEND AS IF THEY WERE IN FOR AN INTERVIEW ! WOW! HOW LOW WILL THEY GO ! (LMAO! - Hilarious though)



  36. 36

    HA HA HA , A PHOTO OF THE "NEW" 3 STOOGES ???
    I HOPE YOU MARIO AND THESE 3 WHORES GET CANCE , YES ANAL CANCER WOULD BE NICE !



  37. 37

    THIS IS WHATS WRONG WITH AMERICA !



  38. 38

    The moms name should be Chris the Pimp of the sluts.



  39. 39

    OH BOO FUCKIN HOO! SICK OF THESE BITCHES. WHO GIVES A FUCK?! YEAH, REGGIE IS JUST SITTING ON A RING? PLEASE! YOU MEAN - SHE HASN'T MANIPULATED HIM ENOUGH SO HE'LL PROPOSE TO THIS SKANK! ALL FOR PUBLICITY! THEY JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEMSELVES!



  40. 40

    I OVE THE KARDASHIANS… They crack me up…



  41. 41

    What a fucking joke, what the hell are this big ass whores famous for anyway, could someone please tell me, I don't get it



  42. 42

    the boys got the 'cows,' for free by celebutard standards…why buy?



  43. 43

    Re: chiro

    Uh, because she is ugly…in a potato head sort of way



  44. 44

    The Kardashians are fucking halarious. Khloe is not ugly she is awesome. she comes up with some of the funniest shit I have ever heard of and thats why people watch the show. BECAUSE OF HER!



  45. 45

    This pic is beforethe surgeries kim had, she looks average but cute now she looks like a monster ewww not glam at all, i like kourt and khloe sometimes hey if ur gonna whore urself out this is gonna come with it too..kim posted on her blog urgin people bot to buy this magazine lol b*itch this is hilarious to u deal with it s*kank



  46. 46

    Oh my…….can someone PLEASE tell me why the hell anyone would watch their show. Anyone can be fucking famous these days. They even have that shit on here in Australia………….I FUCKING HATE THE KARDASHIANS!!!!



  47. 47

    I like them but hey…. it is what it is….



  48. 48

    You all built them only to bring them down…..THAT is whats wrong in the world today. YOU tuned in NOW you hate hard on them….so much hate.



  49. 49

    Kourt KNOWS that Scott has been and always will be bad news, thats nothing new. She decided to have raw sex with him even though she knew that she forgets to take her birth control on a regular basis.

    Khloé…….of course she is in couples therapy, she has been married to the guy for 3 months and she doesnt know shit about him still.

    Kim why kill a good thing? Marriage is just a relationship on paper.
    seriously who gives a flying fuck though? And they need to fire the retoucher who made Khloé look like Perez



  50. 50

    I've seen better looking gorillas at the zoo. And the gorillas were a lot smarter than these three dumb kunts….



  51. 51

    WHy would Reggie propose to her? For God's sake, she has a porn video out with R-Jay, and she is a boring piece of ass. RB can, and is, banging his way through the NFL. He hasn't married her, because he isn't going to. All of the whining in the world isn't going to change that. Christ, doesn't she know a thing about men???



  52. 52

    don't know about the others but that Scott is such a creep and a loser I cannot believe that Courtney is into him… she's either a really boring girl and/or doesn't have much self-esteem…she should get it together and start dating real men…



  53. 53

    Re: tigrrrlilly – BRILLIANT assessment, Tigrrlily! Couldn't have said it better myself.

  54. KBGD says – reply to this


    54

    i bet they would all sport a mean handlebar moustache if they didn't wax the upper lip



  55. 55

    actually i'm more interested in who is 22 with cellulite.



  56. 56

    They didn't pose for this cover. You could tell. All the girls are gorgeous. Khloe is my fave because she punched Scott lol. But she looks sad here. Scott is an ass. Everyone knows that. I don't believe the rest. The others look pretty trained.



  57. 57

    Khloe looks odd….



  58. 58

    These girls will do anything for attention! I dont know why they would waste a front cover on these girls! I'd much rather see Jenny and her son taking up the whole cover on how he beat autism. But I guess trashy beats touching!



  59. 59

    This is photoshopped to DEATH.



  60. 60

    Khloe kinda looks like you on the cover, Perez!



  61. 61

    this is one of the most unattractive pictures ive ever seen of these girls…well this will teach them not to sell their stories to this magazine ever again…that teach the assholes at this mag for putting up this nasty photo of them on the cover….poor kloe looks like shit….



  62. 62

    she looks like a female herman munster that forehead!!



  63. 63

    Enough plz of these talentless whores and their mother. Sad truth about it in my opinion, Bruce Jenner, Love who you love but Jesus Christ, long way from that Podium now hugh brother. They have done nothing but been offspring of a Lawyer. A fucking Lawyer, dime a dozen even though we all know the Case. Is this what we tell our kids now though, be pretty, famous, drug induced skinny, with a family core that is less deep than a babys first zit?



  64. 64

    Re: Sexsai – Jewish noses? Who the fuck are you?



  65. 65

    it looks like intouch mag is attacking women! i mean, they are just trying to make women look bad. nothing about any men. what a stupid magazine!



  66. 66

    these rumors are wrong.. well at least they all denied them..



  67. 67

    Stupid, Nutz, and just a Tramp. That pretty much explains these sisters. Sorry, but if you marry a man who you know cheats and have no respect for you is just Stupid. Marrying a man you've known a month if Nutz… And we all know she a Tramp….lol



  68. 68

    lol what idiots



  69. 69

    the magazine can't come up with anything better??



  70. 70

    THESE BITCHES ARE JUST GROSS! WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS…?



  71. 71

    this is ridiculous



  72. 72

    Why does the media have to create reality? There are so many celeb stories out there…if you read their tweets and their blogs this story could not be the truth. Although I am sure the tweets are fabricated to a certain extent, but I believe their tweets a hell of alot more than InTouch Magazine or Perez Hilton.



  73. 73

    What fucking degenerates and a down grade of society to worship these greasy bitches who got famous on blood money. These bitches didn't get famous from a sex tape or a fat ass but their dad was a bloody lawyer who got famous and rich from murder.



  74. 74

    perez…im kinda disappointed in this post—do your research!!!! go to Kim's blog–shes claiming all of this is bs except for the life and style mag this week. i must say though they do all look awful in this pic but they def didnt pose and approve this lol



  75. 75

    They don't have "Jewish" noses, they have Armenian noses, lol. And who knows how much plastic surgery they've all had to reduce those honkers, even when they were younger. Plus why would 25 yr old gorgeous Reggie marry a 30 yr old woman who has a video giving BJ's to others when he could have ANYONE? Blech.



  76. 76

    Never watched the show and never will. Why, you ask? Because I would rather receive a battery-acid enema than watch these three, talentless cun*ts. One got pissed on and assfucked by Brandy's little brother, the other got knocked up out of wedlock and the third one (the one who looks like a silverback gorilla) is fat, ugly & irritating. So why are they famous and wealthy again? This is talented?



  77. 77

    that's a super old picture



  78. 78

    wow photoshopped galore.



  79. 79

    Oh, you what I hate about these girls? The way they speak to their mom. How dare they. Have some fucking respect for your mother. And Chris, stop allowing this shit. The other two will follow.



  80. 80

    That picture is soooooo old. You can tell that Khloe and Kourtney look way younger. Just because they are photed together doesn't mean they posed for this magazine or gave a "real" interview. If you don't like them don't watch them. No reason to bad mouth them.



  81. 81

    for $2.99 you can look at a whore, a man, and the biggest PUTA in the world (that lays there, while getting peed on) … WTF the cellulite story is more interesting.



  82. 82

    lol, good for them. these attention whores who have no talent besides getting undressed need to get some negative publicity to make their heads slightly less swollen.

    kim is nothing more than a slut who lies about having plastic surgery, and reggie is never going to marry her and her slutty ass.



  83. 83

    lol, good for them. these attention whores who have no talent besides getting undressed need to get some negative publicity to make their heads slightly less swollen. kim is nothing more than a slut who lies about having plastic surgery, and reggie is never going to marry her and her slutty ass.



  84. 84

    Re: BITCH PLEASE!!! – actually, i never tuned in. i never liked them. i never understood why they're famous.
    -
    so kim let ray-j make her a female port-a-potty…what a wonderful claim to fame.
    -
    reggie's never going to marry that whore. he's getting it for free.



  85. 85

    Re: lilone – i wonder is khloe is purposely doing that to get people interested in buying the magazine?
    -
    if it sells well, it will probably give them a chance of getting on the cover again.
    -
    anyway…CAN'T STAND THESE SLUTS!



  86. 86

    Even though this pic is horrible…Kim is still gorgeous. Can't say the same for moosey in the middle, but I still love all of them!



  87. 87

    Anyway, I was standing in line at the grocery store today when I saw this magazine, so I picked it up to see who has the cellulite. It's Perez's precious Princess RiRi.



  88. 88

    Re: rudemood – lol. oh u are so mean.



  89. 89

    Re: Cherryontop – um kim never had surgery. and she actually looks pretty to me here. every other time i think she looks ugly. here, she looks pretty.



  90. 90

    kourtney is a bitch to her mother. and she's an idiot for having a baby with that unibrow scott dickhead.



  91. 91

    khloe's a total insecure bitch. but i actually feel sorry for her bcz i KNOW she's going to find out onion face Lamar has cheated on her so many times. it WILL HAPPEN one day. he's dating you for fame honey!



  92. 92

    Re: Megan Fox Before Nose and Lip Surgery – Actually Kim DID have surgery. Everyone knows that, but she still claims she didn't. She must think people are stupid..



  93. 93

    dead behind the eyes much????



  94. 94

    WHO'S THE MAN WITH A WOMAN'S HAIRDO IN THE MIDDLE?



  95. 95

    khloe looks like a man in this photo!!!! she looks dead and
    who cares! about what they do,!



  96. 96

    Even if they were having problems with their men, they would never admit it!



  97. 97

    LOL this is what happens to attention whores



  98. 98

    what are they famous for ?? their not actresses or singers??