"I Want To Be A TV Producer," Says Sarah Palin!

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Reality television has hit a new low - former Vice Presidential candidate and the nation's political pinata, Sarah Palin, is producing a reality series.

We've lost faith in the genre as of now.

Sexy Sarah has apparently been taking meetings with Mark Burnett, the brain that has spewed out such classics as Survivor and The Apprentice, so that the two can pitch a TV docudrama about Alaska. An insider is calling the project a “planet-Earth type look” at the former Governor's home state. They had a meeting with CBS earlier in the week and today, she'll be stopping by NBC Universal.

Producers of Hollywood, do us a favor - Please don't indulge this woman!

First of all, the only interesting thing that ever came out of Alaska is Sarah Palin. And by interesting, we mean worthy of mockery. And second, you are talking about a woman who tried to patrol the goings-on in Russia from her kitchen window. You think she has any kind of smarts to run a TV show. We know it doesn't take much, but we still don't think she can cut it.

Nip it in the bud, boys. You'll thank us later!

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    1. buck says – reply to this


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      This sounds great…good for Sarah.



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      One day of work she does on that reality show would ammount to the last year Barrack Hussein Obama failure.



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      Go girl; it'll be better than anything Mario appears on. LOL



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      please the bitch doesnt know the first thing about producing



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      WTF? What is she gonna do, show us all of her guns? Then show us how fun it is to go out and kill wolves and tell us how polar bears can all just go fuck themselves? Then we'll move on to stripping the pristine Alaskan landscape so she can drill-baby-drill? Then maybe chopping off turkey heads?
      No thanks-I'll vomit.
      There still are people who actually think THAT is fit to run our country! (Not necessarily saying Obama is but…)
      And the PRESIDENT of the US is a fame whore. HA! That's why he's running around doing stand-up comedy acts and looking for a fame whore reality show.
      Perez said it all in the last paragraph-nothing left to say.



    6. 6

      She's better off doing a workout video. Sarah Palin's Going Rogue Workout



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      I would watch if she was the subject. Since subjects of reality TV are usually stupid and entertaining, she is perfect.



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      Id pay to see some wild wolfs eat her!
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      She's like the new Paris Hilton.
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      Just uglier and dumber… Maybe she can use the money to get an education ?

    9. ss794 says – reply to this


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      It is sad to see how Perez and others buy into the MSM lies about Sarah Palin.



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      YES, YES PLEASE. ANYTHING BUT POLITICS!



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      Re: Aussieone – LOL. Too late for that my friend.
      Who gets a high school diploma in their 50s?

    12. JBV says – reply to this


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      She's a lot more popular than most and keeping herself relevant. Way to go Sarah! Don't listen to assholes who know nothing about politics like Perez!



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      That chick is a dumb as a box of rocks. She'll get halfway through this project and quit - because that's how she rolls.



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      i dont get her



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      Re: supersongbird
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      LOL.. that was good!
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      Its been done before .. 97 year old lady is Americas oldest I think….
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      Sarah could beat her… then again I heard it took her four years to workout how to take the cap off her pen!
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      If she brings a reality show to Alaska, she brings revenue and jobs to Alaska, duh. And, guess what, Russia is only 3 miles from Alaska. Unlike you, the US military recognizes this and has a lot power aimed that direction. Perhaps your lack of respect for the realities of the world is why the military is not so quick to want openly gay people serving.



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      Re: JBV
      She lost…. She's not in politics anymore she's in the entertainment industry!



    18. 18

      I so dig how this one women get's to you. And they say opposites attract. She threatens everything that you are not. You sir, are uneducated, mean and have a complete lack of moral footing. You enjoy trying to destroy people. Need I say more?



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      Due to her association with Burnett, she and cronies were able to - and I quote - "Swarm like locus" at the Oscar Freebie suite. The stories coming from the staff who were there are both hilarious — and gruesome.
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      Once a GRIFTER, always a GRIFTER - eh, Sarah?

    20. buck says – reply to this


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      Re: blueboy – oh and by the way knucklehead…a former newscaster, politician, author and politcal speaker that put hersefl through college then joined the city counil, became a two term major and then a highly successful governor all the while raising a family….sounds pretty accomplished to me, or i guess dumb in your world.



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      Re: JBV – Excuse me — but I know TONS about politics due to working in a major Washington DC law firm. We are the ones who are hired to "vet" the potential V.P. candidates. So, yeah, I have a lot of inside knowledge.
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      Sarah Palin was a JOKE from day one, and assuredly, not ever on the list for vetting. It was an old white man jerking off to Palin's picture - and assuming their constituents would do the same — that resulted in McCain's choice (it was not his choice, forced on him by GOP).
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      That said - the announcement of her was a HAPPY day for the democrats. The GOP shot themselves in the foot - everyone — who understand the ramifications — knew it.
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      I'm only praying she will run in 2012, that will divide the vote (idiots and guy's jerking off to her pic. will support Palin) - and that's a GOOD thing for Dems.
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      Yes - Run, Sarah, Run — do the Democrats - the only voters with a soul and heart - can maintain control.
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      Re: mojitomom – You are absolutely nuts.
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      God, there should be a basic, current events/world events test required before they hand out voter's registration cards to the likes of you.



    23. 23

      Check the news, Republicans - here's today's fodder:
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      Roy Ashburn (Republican Senator, Ca) ARRESTED: Anti-Gay State Sen. Got DUI After Leaving Gay Nightclub"
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      Drunk, with an unidentified man in the passenger's seat.
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      You have to wonder if half the Republican Party is made up of Self-Hating closet gays, don't you????
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      Hmmm. And those who vote for them? Same deal?
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      I thought she hated Hollywood. Gosh darn it she sure is a maverick. Rush Limbaugh can say the "r" word, but god forbid the Family Guy have an episode with an independent woman who happens to have Down Syndrome. She rails against government provided health care, that her grandson currently receives. She whines that Obama should "shut up and listen", which is the one thing she apparently has never done in her entire life. Wait, that's not a maverick, that's a hypocrite.



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      Re: Lulu-2
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      Loving your posts today!
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    26. 26

      Re: Lulu-2 – LOL well you did a great job vetting the Pres. And turn on the tube and see what shits the dems. are in; want some Charly, etc. LMFAOROTF



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      Re: Sarah FAILin – Agree. For a person who has disparaged Hollywood, movies stars at every step, its really, ahem, surprising, how desperate she is for a reality show.
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      And her "Swarm like Locust" at the Oscar Swag suite???? Her behavior, filling bags with goods, disgusted those working at the suite — (check the news). White trash grifer - that's all she is, and all she will ever be.
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      After all this - some out there think she's a viable presidential candidate? Really?



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      Re: supersongbird – Apparently not you and your idiot sidekick.



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      Re: buck – you forgot to put 'in Alaska' behind all of those accomplishments…. There are loads of working mums out there who have tougher, more stressful jobs than Palin will ever have.



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      Re: mojitomom – You crack me up! Have some more Mojito's, mom!



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      Will she put in the Documentary the fact that Alaska has the highest incidence of Rape in the U.S. one of the highest use rates of Meth, and that it has a very high rate of teen pregnancy….oh wait, she already knows about that last one.



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      Re: BUTCH8844 – Obama was in the shit from day one, someone had left it for him… remember?



    33. 33

      Re: Lulu-2 – Standing ovation for Lulu everyone!!!
      Lulu you Rock!
      :)



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      Re: Moogle80 – absolutely… and Sarah is a great role model for all of them, and many more in the future.



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      Re: Unbelievable! – That's the best you got? LOL!
      Come on now you don't anything about me. Admit that first then tell us all about YOUR education.



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      how about we take her big gun away and drop her out of a helicoptor on her reality show so the wolves that she HATES so much can pull her apart and eat her?



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      Re: tigrrrlilly
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      Im with you on that…. see post 8 LOL
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      "And second, you are talking about a woman who tried to patrol the goings-on in Russia from her kitchen window."

      Why do half-witted liberals continue to repeat this contrived fable as if it were some kind of leftist mantra?
      Sarah Palin said in an interview that there are parts of Alaska from which you can see the Russian coastline. Which is a fact. The "I can see Russia from my house!" thing was Tina Fey's SNL skit.

      If you people have a problem with Sarah Palin, you should try communicating like adults and making sure that your grievances are based in fact and not something you watched during primetime.



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      As a Republican I have to say I absolutely love seeing reactions like those of 'supersongbird' and 'lulu' to Sarah Palin. You two honestly have absolutely no grasp of political strategy, do you? Not that anyone on my side wants you to be pondering anything more complex than what you're fed by Jon Stewart anyway. The angrier and more belligerent you get, the more reasonable we look. Keep up the good work!

    41. buck says – reply to this


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      Re: Renfamous – thats because most 'well informed' liberals consistantly get their political news from SNL, Comedy Central, Keith Olberman or David Letterman.



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      Re: Renfamous – I'll give you an open forum — what are the qualifications of Sarah Palin? Seriously - go for it.
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      But, I'm also going to ask - how close are you to the political process, what's your educational - and more importantly - you job experience that makes you the favored speaker on this topic?



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      I JUST WISH THIS BITCH WOULD STFU



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      Re: Renfamous
      youtube.com/watch?v=JXL86v8NoGk



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      Re: Renfamous – No I don't. Nor do I claim to. I'm just another dope posting my brainfarts on this dumb website.
      I will say it feels good to be a registered independant voter. When there is an election coming up I actually sit listen to both sides. I have voted for Democrats as well as Republicans. I don't discount the other party's candidate because of their label. It's called keeping an open mind. Voting for someone just because there is an R after their name, well isn't that Archie Bunker's political philosophy?
      When this Sarah Palin came on the scene it was over for me. And yes she is one of the only people I have such a visceral reaction to. Sorry, but she is just too much fun to laugh at!



    46. 46

      Perez, I get a laugh or agree with most of your comments but you are WRONG on this one. Sarah Palin is EXCELLENT TELEVISION!!. Mark Burnett is SMART.YOU, PEREZ, and most of the US quote TINA FAYE about seeing Russia from her house. SARAH PALIN DID NOT SAY THOSE EXACT WORDS. There is a part of Alaska that is only 2+ miles from Russia. Alaska IS Russia's neighbor. This show will help people like you that only know "facts" about Alaska from SNL JOKES!!! It will educate you.



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      Re: RenfamousRe: buck
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      SNL just sumed up her dumb reply:
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      GIBSON: What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you?
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      PALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska.
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      what she said to Curic was even crazier:
      youtube.com/watch?v=nokTjEdaUGg&feature=related



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      Re: buck – Tell him Buck. She is far more educated and experienced that Perez in all subjects.



    49. 49

      Let's take on Sarah's comment of "I can see Russia from my house."
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      Here is D.C. - we WATCH the news, CNN, interviews - name it, we watch it. So, I saw that first run. I nearly fell off the side of my bed.
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      WHAT ??? Sarah - have you heard of these things called . . . satellites??? They have these things and can view not only every country but the moon and Mars. Are you fucking kidding me?
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      And . . . I'm sorry, but the fact that she couldn't - off the top of her head — name one single newspaper, publication, news internet site — well, that was fucking bizzaare.

      Most of us read US and world papers on line daily. Washington Post, NY Times, Boston Clobe, Wall Street Journal, BBC, CNN, World News, Newsweek, Forbes, Time, Associated Press, Business Week, CNBC, Financial Time, USA Today —- Really, Sarah — you couldn't even name one?
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      -The ADN - as in, the Alaska Daily News (folks, smart folks in Alaska - they know all about "failin Palin) - you couldn't even think of that one?? OR — is that because — the Alaska Daily News didn't exactly think much of you?



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      Re: tigrrrlilly – She is SAVING farm livestock from the OVER population of starving wolves!! Would CA allow Wolves to kill cows and other farm animals. NO. STUDY WHAT IS REALLY going on, not what Ashley Judd was PAID to say by the democratic party.



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      Re: buck – Hi BUCK! How are you today? :)



    52. 52

      Re: supersongbird – Did YOU have turkey on Thanksgiving?? They cut it's head off too.



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      Re: Aussieone – She has a college degree!!! Do YOU???



    54. 54

      Re: sassysandy – Mark Burnette knows how to produce. The show will be a success.



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      Re: supersongbird – Sarah Palin has a COLLEGE degree!! Study your facts as you are just making up lies.



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      fuckin money grovling pieces of shit are gonna bombard us with more crap.

      i gotta admit though, i'd sure love to shut her eyelids with gobs of goo



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      Re: blsdjan – 53
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      YES
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      Do you ??
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      Re: blsdjan – Ah, 6 years, 5 colleges - all no-name, not competitive colleges? Not exactly something to brag about, you know?



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      Now that she has brought the downfall of the Dumbocrats in the upcoming elections it is time for her to take a rest and promote the great state of Alaska. The One Term Messiah Dumbama has been an utter failure!



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      Re: blsdjan – Any comments on why Palin's two oldeset children are both high school drop-outs? Anything? Anything?
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      Palin's collegiate career began at Hawaii Pacific University. Next she went to North Idaho College, a two-year institution, where she was a general studies major. She then transferred to Univ. of Idaho. Then Palin headed back to Alaska to attend Matanuska-Susitna College, 14 miles from her hometown, Wasilla. (Songbird — have you seen the mayor's office in Wasilla???? Take a guess about the college ther . . .)

      After one semester, she returned to the Univ. of Idaho, She (at last!) graduated with a degree in journalism.



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      Re: blsdjan – And that's . . GOOD. Palin is perfectly qualified to be on a reality TV (repeat TV) show.
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      But that's about it, unless there's a remake of the Beverly Hillbillies.



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      Re: blsdjan
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      Come on your man Bill Orielly even said on GMA that Palin needs an education.
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      We all know sarah went to at least four different colleges over the course of six years before getting a degree from the University of Idaho in 1987, as the Associated Press reported.



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      Re: Hate Low Class People – Have your read the Alaska News Daily's reports about her??? They are not overly fond of Sarah.
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      i.e. - Alaska - good. Palin - white trash grifter.



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      -Red Rover, Red Rover, I dare RENFAMOUS TO COME OVER — come on — let's talk politics, shall we? C'mon . . .



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      Re: Renfamous – HEY..LULU-2, IS TALKING TO YOU, WAITING FOR YOUR INTELLECT AND VAST KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THAT WASTE OF HUMAN SKIN PALIN…CHOP CHOP…CHIME IN ANYTIME….HELLO????



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      I'm a staunch dem but I like Sara Palin, and if she wants a TV job I think that's great! I think she's nice, pretty, smart, and Christian. 3 great qualities and a viable option. But the highest office in the land? President? It scares me because it's very easy to mess up the world. Your heart can be in the right place, but things can still go wrong unless you really know how to deal with it, and her educational background is a little all over the place. I have an aunt that is nice, pretty, smart and Christian, and if we're going with those 4 qualities it might as well be her, at least then I'd be related to a President.



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      Re: Hate Low Class People – It's only been a year.. You know I remember back to Bush's first couple years, and democrats weren't relentlessly tearing him down.. yet that came a few years later. It's ok that you're doing it though, cause it's kind of like a cry wolf type of thing. And the Fox has cried wolf, and during the first year!



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      Re: blsdjan – Oh calm down. This is Perez! Can't I have a little fun?



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      Re: Lulu-2 – You fell off your bed? Well I spit tequila all over the room. I know a guy that actually SHIT himself.
      Yeah she's powerful stoopid alright.



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      I propose some names of the show:
      "The Real Housewife of Wasilla"
      or,
      "How To Skin A Moose and Not Mess Up Your Hair"
      or,
      "Wasilla Confidential"



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      Re: TheMAstley – Well said! Both posts.



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      Re: blsdjan – #52
      Nope. Vegan. Helps me stay thin.

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      Re: supersongbird – hey there cutie…sorry for the delay i was over at Daily Koz website where LuLu copy and pastes all the propaganda to this one.



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      Re: BLUESSINGA – Yeah, fuck I wanna read that too. And I have to go back to work soon. WTF!



    75. 75

      Re: buck – Hey Buck, Whattup with your boy ASSburn?
      Delicious, huh?



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      Re: buck – No, that was from USA Today - I'm sorry I missed citing - I normally do in quotes.
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      Bottom half of my post - that block paragraph regarding Sarah Palin's ah, "college" education from USA Today.



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      Re: buck
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      Prove lulu wrong or its all just wind blowing out your ass!
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      Re: supersongbird
      LOL you really Vegan ?
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      Im vegetarian :)



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      First off, a lot of great things have come out of Alaska. Believe me, as some one who is from Alaska (born and raised), I can tell you we hate this b@tch up there just as much as the rest of the country. She is a continual embarassment to the state!



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      I don't care if she's hard-working, former newscaster, put herself through college, nice mom, etc. She's a fucking idiot. Can't believe she makes George Bush look slightly intelligent, but she does. Producing a reality series is a MUCH better suited job for her than VP of USA.

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      Re: Aussieone – already did…its pretty easy when the left has the likes of Pelosi, Reid, Rangel, Gore, Biden, Obama, Waters, Edwards, Boxer and their side, just to name a few. all you have to do is youtube any of the above to see how silly and incompetent they are.



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      Re: getreal907
      ALASKA can be fun but Palin has made it the joke of the world…. She didnt even give you guys the chance to vote her out.



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      Re: buck
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      Where did you prove her wrong ?
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      she will be awesome! and get much higher ratings than Perez's failed TV attempts!!! LOL!



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      Re: Aussieone – Yep!
      You crack me up! Always looking for an answer where there is none.

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      Re: Aussieone – ny god…i know i don't have to treat all liberals like 2 year olds but strap your thinking cap on real tight and re-read all the posts. take out the 1/2 truths and propaganda and maybe you will see the light.



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      Re: getreal907 – E-x-a-c-t-l-y !!! I began reading the Alaska News Daily after she was announced.

      My (unimportant) take? Alaskan's are very cool. Look, Dubya was elected by the masses (mistake). You can't blame AK for Palin.



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      Re: buck
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      I read a lot of names and youtube nothing that proves anything that lulu said wrong….
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      Re: Aussieone – you are a typical liberal…like a 2 year old but a typical liberal.



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      Re: buck
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      i THINK SOMEONES GETTING FRUSTRATED AND NEEDS SOME SLEEPY TIME…
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      STILL nothing that proves anything that lulu said wrong….
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    91. npc25 says – reply to this


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      IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH?????
      IT TAKES SO LITTLE THAT YOU AHVE UTTERLY FAILED AT IT ABOUT 10 TIMES FUCKER.
      HOW DARE YOU SAY IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH. YOU ARE A BLOGGER!!!!!!
      IF IT WASNT FOR US PEOPLE THAT CREATE TV YOU WOULDNT HAVE ANY SOURCE MATERIAL TO STEAL YOU LEECH.
      I HOPE YOU DIE



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      Re: Renfamous – You, as a Republican, don't feel ashamed that this politician, who has the hopes to become president one day, does things like this? She isn't a celebrity, she isn't part of the entertainment industry, but she acts like she is. How can you still take her seriously?



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      Re: buck – Please define a "typical liberal" is — beyond being a "2 year old."
      Which of the current bills in congress does a "typical liberal support and not support?
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      Lastly, tell me how many Super Delegates - part of the process of nominating the president elect, there are per state?



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      Re: supersongbird – thanks



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      Re: Lulu-2 – damn lulu-2 u just killed 2 dodo birds with one stone - both buck and renfamous shut down like the mccain/palin ticket..way 2 go…



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      Re: oandanotherthing – Oh welll . . . . I would have liked to see a debate with them - just didn't happen.
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      Have a good evening !



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      Re: oandanotherthing – Thanks, but that's surprising , no?
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      Talk to you later ! And thanks also to AUSSIEONE, SUPERSONGBIRD and BUTCH8844.



    98. 98

      Will this white trash ,polar bear hunting skank ever go away. She is the most disgusting uneducated lowlife and the fact that the tea-baggers and the evil-gelical republicans like her makes you want to vomit more. White trash ,white trash ,white trash.



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      Re: mojitomom – Actually you drunk redneck trash ,the head of the Military has recommended to let gays serve openly in the MIlitary and our president is on board too. The only people against it are rightwing republican taliban. and you can all fck off.



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      Re: jenrules – Are you saying Sarah Palin is educated and moral, now that's funny,. lol. OMg. You made my day. LOl.

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