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R-Patz and Kellan Lutz Jealous Of Each Other!!

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How cute!!

Twilight vampires and the equally SEKSI Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz are jealous of each other!!

According to Lutz:

"He's such a talented motherf*****. I wonder how I can get what he has."

"He asks me what I do to work out because he wants man boobs like me, I just tell him I like doing pushups."

MAN BOOBS???

R-Patz, you delicious, skinny little runt, they are called PECS! And they are PERFECT!!

However, apparently the British hottie doesn't want to do what it takes to get buff, and when Lutz bought him Muscle Milk and Protein Shakes, Pattinson's palette rejected that stuff.

And because no post would be complete without mentioning her, the chipper, boatload of charisma Kristen Stewart, who BTW, looks like she has LOADS of experience working out, opened her mouth long enough to take a dig at R-Patz's lack of athleticism, too.

"Rob can barely jump rope. I call him Flippy because when he does his stunt rehearsals, he flips around. And God, when he tries to run…"

Watch it, K-Stew. It's not like you're sooo thin because of exercise. You're just such a miserable sourpuss, you can't be bothered to even speak properly, let alone EAT.

That being said, we like R-Patz just the way he is.

No pressure to get buff, you can always have your abs sprayed on when needed, just like what they did for you in New Moon!!

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70 comments to “R-Patz and Kellan Lutz Jealous Of Each Other!!”



  1. 1

    I'll take Robert Pattinson (and his type of guys) over Kellan (and his type of guys) any day!!! Rob's charisma is so much sexier!! he doesnt need to be all buff. Not that Kellan looks bad ;)



  2. 2

    Your hate for kristen stewart is getting ridiculous. We get it you don't like her, get over it! There's nothing wrong with what she said, it seems funny and charming to me. Get over yourself!



  3. 3

    Kellan has NOTHING to be jealous, he is gorgeous. The other one has got to be the UGLIEST excuse for a human being!!!



  4. 4

    Both FUG



  5. 5

    This to me just confirms how big of a douche R-Patz is really…



  6. 6

    Don't be a fool, Perez. I don't really like her either, but seeing as they apparently are 'an item', she's probably just teasing him with good intentions. He will NEVER be your boyfriend, and if he was gay, he'd pick someone better looking!



  7. 7

    dude, what the hell do you have against kristen =D ? i mean, seriously. so what if she doesn't exercise ? and you say she doesn't smile at all, well you're wrong man. she does, alot. you say she can't act ? then why did she win all those awards ?
    we get it that you hate her, but there was nothing wrong with what she said there. i really don't get you perez, i really love your blog and i watch it everyday several times, but it really botheres me with what you talk about kristen. she's unique, she's her ownself. what the fuck is wrong with that : D ?



  8. 8

    Rpattz does not need to run and workout to be cool…..he just is!
    Something Perez knows nothing about!



  9. 9

    Kristen is not digging at Rob, it's playful banter. I hate how you try to twist things around into something they're not.



  10. 10

    is this tight pants bastard thing he is a star with only 2 movies.



  11. 11

    i love how you managed to put down kristen in this. not one thing in this relates to her but you still manage it. people like you are the reason that people like heidi montag feel the need to be plastic before 25. you throw your own securities around at toehr people who actually have the confidence to be their own person. and anyone who comments about gaga, she isnt her own person, she tries so hard to be different, she doesnt seem it at all.



  12. 12

    Robert Pattinson is an OK actor. Kellan Lutz is dreadful.



  13. 13

    Too bad you're not the miserable sourpuss K-Stew, huh, Mario? You're just a fat pig.



  14. 14

    how funny it is when a fat floppy like perez has opinions about the weight of a beautiful girl



  15. 15

    BTW, the full quote:

    Athletic?

    Kristen: "I'm definitely claiming that one. Rob can barely jump rope. I call him Flippy because when he does his stunt rehearsals, he flips around [makes a gesture like a penguin]. And, God, when he tries to run …"

    Rob: "Kristen. You notice it in the film; she looks so much more athletic than I do. And I'm supposed to be the superhero."



  16. 16

    Rob needs to stay nice and lean, that's one of the many reasons we love him!! That super-buff stuff is way overrated.



  17. 17

    "Watch it, K-Stew. It's not like you're sooo thin because of exercise, either."

    Wow Perez, and it's comments like that that trigger eating disorders and suicides across the world. Not that I like Kristen but c'mon, she is a tiny person! How do you think that plays on girls/teens/women in today's society?



  18. 18

    Kellan Lutz' face is a bit too effiminate for me, but his body is fucking hot. I bet he looks better in Person… I wonder if he fucked around with Mechad Brooks on that underwear photoshoot



  19. 19

    kristen stewart is the debil.



  20. 20

    I hate the comments for these post :( ! They always bitch about him picking on KSTEW it's like a whole clan of them come out of no where to attack poor Perez!! HAHA! (Poor Perez - Again HAHA)



  21. 21

    FIRST OF ALL WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ROBERT PATTINSON CAN JUMP ROPE? UMM NOT ME, HE CAN JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK HOT ALL DAY. AND LIKE K-FUG SHOULD TALK, SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AWKWARD WEIRDO JUST FUCKING STANDING THERE, NEVERMIND HER ATTEMPTING TO RUN PUH-LEASE. WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST GO LIVE IN A CAVE SOMEWHERE?



  22. 22

    I do not understand why you hate Kristen Stewart soo much no matter what the news is about her you always find a way to add in a rude comment and its getting pretty ridiculous!



  23. 23

    Re: giorgio85 – Kellan ONLY got the role because of Catherine Hardwick the Director to the FIRST Twilight Movie!



  24. 24

    wait no maybe it was Stephanie Myer herself. I cant remember but it was ONLY BECAUSE OF ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE HE GOT ON THE CAST! LOL!



  25. 25

    My goodness, Perez, your hate is so insipid. Instead of agreeing with you, most of your readers are rolling their eyes or laughing at you.

    I know middle-schoolers that are more mature that you. At least they'll admit they don't like someone because they're jealous. You just keep finding excuses to hate Kristen…and, btw, I'm no big fan of her, either, just can't stand Perez b*tching about her all the time.



  26. 26

    Re: TheBitchWhoTellsItLikeItIs – LOVE that! hahahaha!



  27. 27

    I"m so sick of perez's fat fuck of a lesbian sister hating on Kristen. go eat some more duncan hines frosting you dumb cow and leave her alone.



  28. 28

    working out hardcore does give you a very slender figure
    dont accuse kristen of not working out…
    i am a runner and do spinning classes everyday.. i would know…
    maybe you should leave exercise speak to the experts.



  29. 29

    Rob is awesome and he doesnt need to be buff. If he gets a muscular body, thats a plus. Love Rob just the way he is. Dont know about Kellan. He seems like a nice guy but has nothing on Rob Pattinson. Lastly Kristen Stewart needs to shut up because the girl herself needs to hit the gym. She seems to be gaining weight herself and not in a good way.



  30. 30

    I couldn't possibly care less if Robert jumps rope or has pecks or flips around when attempting to do his stunts …. I love him slender and gorgeous. Makes me wanna wrap him up in a big sweater and cuddle him.



  31. 31

    lol Perez is jealous cause Kristen is skinny and hes a fat ass XD



  32. 32

    Bitch please…Your hatred of Kristen is OLD and tired. Please just move on.
    You have no taste. Again the only reason you hate her is because she has what you want and cant have…
    Jealousy is so unattractive.



  33. 33

    What the actual fuck?
    Who wrote this shit?
    "R-Patz, you delicious, skinny little runt, they are called PECS! And they are PERFECT!!" I didn't know you had employed 12 yr old teenies. I actually cringed at that.
    And you really need to lay off Kristen. So what she isn't size zero, you can hardly talk.



  34. 34

    How do you know Kristen doesn't exercise Perez?? What do you hate about this chick so much? Aside from the fact that she isn't cookie cutter hollywood. She's like your new Vanessa Hudgens. First it was hate her because she had Zac, now you hate Kristen because she has Robert? Why not be happy for these talented young girls who find love in Hollywood?



  35. 35

    what is everyones deal….kristen stewart is the most obnoxious "actress" in hollywood right now. she TRIES to be awkward and she thinks its cute and original. her "acting" is the SAME in every movie…its always the awkward stuttering teenager who blinks 500 times a minute. she sucks!!!!



  36. 36

    dude not that it offends me but but you're such a freaking asshole to kristen stewart are u jealous that she gets to shagg robert pattinson or what exactly is your problem with her ? when i see you supporting that fugly slimmy douche i'm wondering why you don't call him hideous as well…and don't bring talent on the table cause that guy has none.



  37. 37

    and BTW Watch it, Perez. It's not like you're sooo thin to hate on other people's weight, right ?!!!



  38. 38

    Rob is more Sexy and is so Perfect



  39. 39

    Re: PixieCullen – ´Perfect Comment, Pixie!!!



  40. 40

    Re: Melbourne Is A Tropical London – - LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!
    Love it!



  41. 41

    You continue to be an ignorant fuck, Pig Face. JEALOUSY is the fear of losing something you have; ENVY is coveting what someone else has, such as integrity, you toxic douche!



  42. 42

    Re: Kdiddy – - Yep! Rob can exercise a lot and look like Kellan, but I wonder what Kellan would have to do to look like Rob. Charisma is something that you just are born with it. It is not sold at the gym…



  43. 43

    I prefer Rob's body type to Kellan's. K is too buff!



  44. 44

    Rob actually makes fun of himself and his lack of athleticism. He says he looks like a string bean while running LOL



  45. 45

    That's not the most flattering pic of Rob…
    And you misquoted Kristen. She was talking about what he does with his arms.



  46. 46

    kellan is hot as hell. Robert is very average but I guess easier for 12 year olds to drool over. and Kristen Stewart is just terrible. Everything about her is so eh.



  47. 47

    How can anyone find this Kellan "Lurch" attractive? Is there a paraphilia in existence concerning extra chromosomes?



  48. 48

    that petterson guy was on the view the other day. he looks even MORE inbred in interviews than in his photos. he really is a strange , pasty looking fellow with some weird inbred eyes.



  49. 49

    Sorry, Robert is handsome, but my goodness Kellan ishot, sexy, beautiful as all hell… Perfection from head to toe..



  50. 50

    Rob is so hot he probably has crazy sex.



  51. 51

    He can run any way he wants…as long as it's over here…just sayin



  52. 52

    Suck it Perez. Kristen was joking with that stuff she said about Rob, her BOYFRIEND. Couples are so much cooler when they can take the piss out of each other. Quit bagging on Kristen. It's getting beyond annoying.



  53. 53

    You're a fat ass! Put the cookies down and opt for some booger sugar. Hey, Perez, have you realized you're not a real celebrity yet? You post an irrelevant blog. You're not even current. You're on an even lower level than Spencer and Heidi. Ha! You fat, ugly pig!



  54. 54

    kellan is da hot one

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    55

    Where is Taylor Lautner in this?? He's the hottest!!



  56. 56

    Too much muscles doesn't look too sexy for me, Besides Rob's physique like PixieCullen said "Rob's charisma is so much sexier!! Not that Kellan looks bad"



  57. 57

    And Kristen's comment was so funny, I saw Robert in the Twilight DVD when he fell down being in that thing where they danced at the end of the movie, it was so funny! He did a somersault!



  58. 58

    Kirsten should pull some Mike Tyson's, some Will.I.am's, and some OJ's on you, pigtard.



  59. 59

    they are a lot of guys with kellan's body. But rob has a lot of charisma and he's really hot in a unusual way. Love him! Kstew might not exercise but he has hot-butt hot-legs haha



  60. 60

    Gawd that ramble-mess writing.



  61. 61

    I don't understand why people who choose avatar's like Perez is a fat douchebag are on this site? Can anyone explain this to me? And Kudo's to Perez for not kicking them out.



  62. 62

    Re: bigray – Indeed



  63. 63

    Re: PixieCullen – Agreed.

    Kellan is gorg, but I prefer Robert :)



  64. 64

    i like rob just the way he is but why does his girlfriend have to put him down? she's mean when she talks about him in interviews. although i was surprised by her saying nice things about him and his acting in his new movie. i think she's a cool decent person. but she puts her foot in her mouth alot. i'm waiting for her to grow up when it comes to her personal wardrobe. i dont' know how many times i have said " why the hell is she wearing that?" . if she has a personal stylist then she nds to get rid of him or her….hhmmm maybe its the same people who dressed up the actors in new moon….if thats the case get rid of them. there are some hits and alot of misses



  65. 65

    lol you put on a old Kstew quote just so you can trash her? LAME



  66. 66

    Re: SammiDe – ohmygod isn't it awful that the director + writer of the movie hand picked kellan for emmett? poor guy, that's a low blow.

    you're a fucking moron.



  67. 67

    rofl kristen's quote his hilarious. i love when they make fun of rob's athletic ability.



  68. 68

    I would actually consider him sexy if he beefed up a little. Its unfortunate for him he has to be compared to the sexy Taylor Lautner!



  69. 69

    This is halarious,but seriously you need to stop being a hater.
    Kristen Stewart is a good actress and person.
    She wasnt insulting rob she was just teasing him.
    Rob is average and has good looking momments but thats it.



  70. 70

    both hot! my sister does the best impression of robert/edward he runs like hugh grant in mickey blue eyes seriously or phoebe in friend or a penguin like just move you hand real fast…so funny the scenes in twilight were he runs i laugh sorry but i do…… its very endearing!lol