According to Lutz:
"He's such a talented motherf*****. I wonder how I can get what he has."
"He asks me what I do to work out because he wants man boobs like me, I just tell him I like doing pushups."
R-Patz, you delicious, skinny little runt, they are called PECS! And they are PERFECT!!
However, apparently the British hottie doesn't want to do what it takes to get buff, and when Lutz bought him Muscle Milk and Protein Shakes, Pattinson's palette rejected that stuff.
And because no post would be complete without mentioning her, the chipper, boatload of charisma Kristen Stewart, who BTW, looks like she has LOADS of experience working out, opened her mouth long enough to take a dig at R-Patz's lack of athleticism, too.
"Rob can barely jump rope. I call him Flippy because when he does his stunt rehearsals, he flips around. And God, when he tries to run…"
Watch it, K-Stew. It's not like you're sooo thin because of exercise. You're just such a miserable sourpuss, you can't be bothered to even speak properly, let alone EAT.
That being said, we like R-Patz just the way he is.
No pressure to get buff, you can always have your abs sprayed on when needed, just like what they did for you in New Moon!!
[Image via WENN.]