Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
He's in big trouble!
Well Charlie's lawyer Richard Cummins has said that he won't accept any felony charges! He explains:
“We have not entered a plea yet but we would be entering a plea of not guilty and certainly would not enter into any disposition that contemplated a felony because no felony occurred."
Sheen is facing one felony and two misdemeanor charges after allegedly holding a knife to wife Brooke Mueller's throat on Christmas Day.
The DA wants to crack down on domestic violence in the community and he's determined not to give Charlie special treatment despite his Hollywood status because "one of these days someone's going to get killed" and he wants to "send a message that we as a community do not tolerate this type of behavior."
And it shouldn't be tolerated!
Sounds like Charlie is going to be up shiz creek without a paddle!
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