London Hates The Lindsanity!
At least everyone at the Nokia X6 Launch party in London does!
Lindsay Lohan may allegedly be moving to the UK, but she's not gonna be welcome on the club circuit - especially as a DJ!
While at the X6 pAArty on Wednesday, La Loca was learning to DJ while being trained by respected British DJ gareth Geno, but she could barely keep herself together.
"Lindsay was clearly struggling to play the set on her own and had to ask gareth for help. She seemed like a total drunken, incoherent mess," claims a partygoer.
Another eyewitness said that she made "awful song choices and lack of experience. It was really embarrassing to watch. You could tell she didn't didn't know what she was doing."
Didn't saMAN ever give her any tips?!
"Lindsay constantly had a drink in her hand the whole time she was playing," claims a source, who also states that she kept trying to light up a cigarette indoors.
clASSy and crazy as ever!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Tags: dj gareth geno, london
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She should take lessons privately first
"Lindsay constantly had a drink in her hand the whole time she was playing," Funny, because I don't see a drink in her hand in this pic - OMG did I just defend her? Nooo, I take it back. What I DO see is one fugly chick pretending to DJ.
Hey Hohan, Forest Lawn called and MJ wants his hat back! Poser.
tragic
Didn't Kathy Griffin say about 4 years ago in her act that Lohan was trying to DJ at a party she went to…so she has been trying to learn this for at least 4 years and still can't do it, when every waste case who can't get a job can at least DJ?!? Did Lindsay go into acting because she wasn't smart enough to get through school or something?
everybody hates you, firecrotch. time to disappear. we're done with you. goodbye.
I'm calling it. I don't wish death on anyone but Lindsay Lohan will be dead by the end of the year at the rate that she's going.
Desperate bid for Samantha's attention. Very childish. So embarrassing for her. It's a phase that will soon end.
LOL! Now she's going to be a DJ! LOL!
Have any of you ever tried to DJ?? It's not as easy as you may think. Give it a try, before you judge…
Go Lindsay!!!!
She was later arrested for DJUI
What she's just having some fun?? Big deal
Oh…that is sad…she will never be able to bring back her career.
Re: stargate121 – I just got up of the floor! DJUI - Priceless!
LOL Lindsay is trying to compete with saman for Dj gigs, They should have a turntable battle.
If Lindsay CONSTANTLY had a drink in her hand! WELL THEN WHY ISN'T ONE IN HER HAND IN THE PIC ABOVE??? Fucking liars nobodies who just want camera time!
I wish there was something anyone could do, but I don't believe there is. After reading that Miss Lohan was going biographical, I read her Wiki bio, and that little girl has had one hard life. Starting work @ age 3, by the end of her first decade, she was the sole support of a momma and 3 kids. She worked until she was sick, had no home life and then ran into Jared Leto. What you see now is what happens in a life like that.
I'm happy london hates her.
I've always been under the impression that brits have better taste in things than americans, usually
Whitetrash Cokeheads is as Whitetrash cokeheads does ……
She should team up with that Jesus guy who is F#@King Madonna - Isn't he a 'D.J', too …… ? Sheeesh !
If you would quit reporting everthing about her pathetic little life maybe she would go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actor, singer, fashion designer, author, beauty-supply spokeswhore and now a DJ. Let's hope her next choice of profession is corpse.
what the eff is so hard about putting kidz bob 23 in the cd player and pushing play??
I guess with all the adderall, blo, meth, vodka, and hemorroids does make it pretty hard.
From movie actor to dj that is AWWWWWWWSOME!!!!!
GOOOOOOO LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!
She will fit right in over there. Please don't EVER come back to the States.
TAKE A BATH!!! Then go away. Forever. The .99 cent store is a callin'!
geez.. will this girl stop? she sure is a one effed up girl, trying desperately to get the attention but just end up embarrassed herself. go try get retirement and just stay home nicely, darl, and it including no fashion business attempt and provocative photo shoot or even try to be a DJ.
well, or if you hadn't gotten those bad publications you still could try acting for Disney or singing tough..
:( Poor girl.
yeah shes a dj like shes and actress
being a celeb dj is the next big fad. puhleese. she's probably as good as Madge's boytoy Jesus is, lol. pathetic what these morons will do for attention - and they don't even care if it's good attention, so long as it's attention. They love to embarass themselves in front of the media. They must! Otherwise, why not learn in private and then come out rocking some serious tunes? Lindsay loves to fuck up in front of the media cameras and then play the poor me card. I hate this chick.