Michael Lohan Suffered A "Near Stroke"!!
Filed under: Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan was in the middle of his pre-fight physical for his much-anticipated (ha) Celebrity Boxing match when Lohan had to be rushed to the hospital!
For chest pains!!!!
"He had chest pains all day and pains down his left arm," said Kate Major, ex-fuck buddy to Jon Gosselin turned GF to Poppa Lohan.
But never fear, he's in the clear!
(Because you were so worried!)
Michael immediately turned to the media on Sunday, telling them he's "okay so far" and suffered a "near stroke".
And we only assume Mike will be with us for many, many years to come!
Because really, who else is going to air Lindsanity's dirty laundry????
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: hospital, kate major, stroke
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O Good grief!!!!!! Michael WTH is wrong with you!? Good lord! Guess you can't do Celebrity Boxing now! HA-HA so sad. (NOT!)
He's a worthless person, we know this. Just leave it alone already.
Re: Iwilldonkeypunchyou – yeah really! He probably didn't even have a "near stroke" HA! He is most likely just doing this to get attention, like usual! He is a big example of why you don't cry WOLF all the time. Because now NO ONE cares!!!
Mario, you really need to stop reporting on this loser already. He is no celebrity,despite the fact that he think he is!
Dear Michael Lohan,
Strokes happen in your brain. Heart attacks happen in your chest. Your symptoms are classic heart attack symptoms. And you are a stupid fuckwit.
Please go away.
"near stroke" does that mean heartburn that would not make gossip news??
does anyone care about this say aye if you dont
To bad it didn't kill him…
AND, I bet if I had to Fuck that skank Kate Major I would be near to death too… FKin Loosers
There is no such thing as a "near stroke." What a drama queen.
His symptoms sound like a heart attack, but he doesn't have the other symptoms. It's probably angina, which is chest pains when the heart does not get enough oxygenated blood due to clogged artery.
WAH, WAH, HAHAHA. WHAT A LAME EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF A BOXING MATCH!!! WHAT A DOUCHE BAG.
Man, no wonder he had a stroke, look at him! Those poor kids! "Eat your goddamn green BEANS, you little fuckers, or your'e going to HELL!!" Maybe HE should try some of those, 'prescription drugs', and mellow the fuck out.
boo hoo
Ha-Ha GOOD Choice with the picture though! I keep picturing him keel over right there with the kids all in a panic! HA-HA!
Re: anttnoni – ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
A near stroke, which is next to leprecauns and fairy dust in the dictionari!
Re: Whatever!!!COLON!!! Perez – Exactly! Although I think this is another one of Perez's mistakes because other sites were saying near heart attacks. Perhaps Perez should actually come back to doing his site instead of allowing monkeys to do it.
Aww… I got excited there for a second..
Faker.
OMG..this is sooooo stupid. And Perass..you are just as stupid for putting it in your column. There is NO such thing as a "near stroke". You either had a stroke or you didnt! What idiots
As a health professional I am wondering how anybody can have a "near stroke", let alone one diagnosed thru chest pains. With this genetic pool what hope did Lilo have? Fckn fool.
This guy is a "NEAR NON-A-HOLE"
Dam, wish he'd just kick it already. "Near stroke?" That man can't do anything right.
Just die.
Sure he did. The match was the next day, you say?
"Near stroke" isn't even close enough for me. Give this press-hungry piece a rest. The next time I see something about him in print, I hope it's his obituary.
He must of gotten his acting lessons from his daughter. The whole ordeal was probably an act cuz he actually thought about what he was about to go through and gave it a second thought. Didn't want to scre up his pretty boy face or look even more like a joke in the media. Oh wait, how can that be, he is a big joke already in the media.
What a moron.
just a "near stroke"? he's even a failure at that. come on, michael, get it together - next time let's make it a FULL STROKE. just die already.
is that like a near pregnancy?
what a frikkin idiot