Third Time's The Charm For Andrew Dice Clay?
Filed under: Super Seniors > Love Line
Controversial comedian Andrew Dice Clay has been made an honest man!
For the third time!
Clay announced the news on Lopez Tonight, revealing he and Valerie Vasquez tied the knot on (aw) Valentine's Day.
"I never thought I'd settle down again after I got divorced… and she came up and said, 'I like your glasses,' and that was it," the funnyman recalled.
And even though his new bride is noticeably younger than him, Andrew has no fears when it comes to… ahem… getting it up.
"That's where Viagra comes in… (I want it) as hard as I can get it," exclaimed Clay. "I'm walking around with my penis in a cast."
TMI!
Congrats!
Tags: andrew dice clay, comedians, marriage
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How can she not gag, screwing that gross, smelly hasbeen ape?
What an adorable couple.
Dice man OHHHH! He was absolutely gorgeous when he was in his 20`s and 30`s, gawd he use to get me so hot!
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It must be love,he's not making much money and can't have any money left.
Blah!
Andrew Dice Clay is the fucking man.
Congratz Mr. Clay
Sad, pathetic little man with no future and a crappy past.
He never was funny!!
I've just recently watched some of his material again. Yeah, he's gross and offensive but pretty damn funny.
blech
Wow, I didn't know he had that much money left. Or is she blind?
low esteem anyone ?
WHO IS SHE ANYWAY? I GET PORN WHEN I LOOK UP HER NAME!!
He's so gross.
is he still around?
Shes such a sweet girl! Just as beautiful in person:) Congrats to them! Never expected to find her on here! best of luck to them!
oh gawd
You have to be a "BEEN" to be a has been. LOL