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Russell Brand Stays Sober To Laugh At The Drunkards!

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And those drunkards were Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham!

Katy Perry must be having quite the effect on fiance Russell Brand because he didn't have one drink while pAArtying with the guys on Sunday at the Weinstein-Montblanc pre-Oscar party! He was having enough fun!

"Russ was in hysterics when Jason and Guy were so tipsy they almost fell out of their Bentley and tried to get into the wrong entrance of Soho House," claims a source.

Rich people problems if we ever heard any! Hope you didn't hurt yourself falling out of your expensive car to find your way to the exclusive club.

Douches.

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61 comments to “Russell Brand Stays Sober To Laugh At The Drunkards!”

  1. zooby says – reply to this


    1

    i love how u don't talk about katy anymore because she quit licking you ass. can't wait ’till gaga does it and you cry like a lunatic. both are annoying though.



  2. 2

    She's good for him… keep it up Katy!!



  3. 3

    Douches? We saw your dumbass photos from the Oscar party. That looked pretty exclusive



  4. 4

    katy perry is a fucking evil bitch.



  5. 5

    Cool!



  6. 6

    Does anyone think Russell Brand is remotely attractive?



  7. 7

    Are you SERIOUS Perez?

    I thought you knew everything about the celebs.
    Russell is an alocholic and has been sober over 6 years now. THAT'S why he wasn't drinking you idiot!

  8. Laury says – reply to this


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    Yeah, life must be so hard for them *rolls eyes*



  9. 9

    He's an alcoholic you dumbass. He's be sober for over 6 years. THAT'S why he wasn't drinking.
    I thought you knew all about the celebs?



  10. 10

    Douches ? That ugly green monster is rearing it's head Mario — oops, that's just your sister tap tap tapping away on the keyboard again dreaming of her '87 Chevette turning into a Bentley.



  11. 11

    He is lucky to have such a gorgeous girl. If I was a guy Id be addicted to her lovin 2. lol shes funny also.



  12. 12

    Russell hasnt drunk for over 7 years, it has nothing to do with Katy. Idiot.



  13. 13

    Re: PinkPeony – — remotely attractive.. In the dark, in a kinky sort of secret dirty way–maybe. In broad daylight.. Fuck NO !



  14. 14

    So they are douches because they are two good looking Englishmen who happen to like having a good time? You're the only douche I know Perez!



  15. 15

    russel brand has been SOBER for many years GEEZ



  16. 16

    hmm, never thought russell was attractive but apparently he cleaned up decently for katie. he's do-able now.

    as for the laughing at drunks…hey i did it too when i got sober for a while b/c it was funny. and i also felt like a smug asshole for laughing at people doing the exact same shit i did when i drank.

    then i remembered how much fun it was to get drunk and missed it terribly.

    so here i am with my miller lite lol!



  17. 17

    YUM Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham!!!!! THAT'S MY THREEE WAAAYYY!



  18. 18

    Think someone needs to get there facts straight on this one. Fool.



  19. 19

    I love your commentaries Perez Hilton, you keep it real!

    And damn, that Katy Perry has a nice set of titays! I'd be keeping sober if I were Russell too!



  20. 20

    I feel like I've read the last part of this entry already..



  21. 21

    So these guys are douches because they got drunk and had a good time? Only someone bitter and friendless would bitch about that.



  22. 22

    Russell,
    Al Queda terrorists look less shady than you do.
    Get a shave and cut your hair.
    Think more, 'Neo' for your 'Trinity'; less 'Captain Jack Sparrow'.



  23. 23

    So they're douches because they partied/let loose/acted human after one of the biggest awards ceremonies in their profession?



  24. 24

    Russel Brand has been sober for a number of years.



  25. 25

    Katy Perry is a HUGE douche-bag. I hope douche-bag and Brand get married and he falls off the wagon on her and they end up in a Tiger-esque scandal



  26. 26

    cute couple



  27. 27

    Of course he doesn't drink. he's a recovering alcoholic.



  28. 28

    You're the douche Perez… Russell hasn't had a drink in years…



  29. 29

    She is going to be so sorry she hooked up with him. He is so high maintenance. When she gets tired of it, and goes back to living her own life, he will betray her. It's just a matter of time. She is going to wonder, what was I thinking.



  30. 30

    does she EVER wear a top that doesn't have her chest hanging out? feel like i'm watching national geographic whenever she's around. geez



  31. 31

    katie perry former CHRISTIAN sold her soul and she admitted it on camera.



  32. 32

    Re: PinkPeony – How pretty your name is, PinkPeony.
    My absolute favorite flower.



  33. 33

    Re: zooby – WooHoo Zooby got first! LOL!



  34. 34

    I think Katy is beautiful! She has this very OLD kinda hollywood look to her! Slash the big boobs!! (BUT I AM NOT COMPLAINING)



  35. 35

    Re: PinkPeony – Katy is a pretty girl and Russell…well…um…lets just say he doesn't float my boat but she's attracted to him so that's all that counts!



  36. 36

    Good for you Russell!! I'm proud of you!!



  37. 37

    Katy is stunning!!!Well done Russell!!! I admire you!!



  38. 38

    That's why I admire Russell!!!



  39. 39

    Looks like Charming Sexy Female. www.isexbar.com



  40. 40

    whats wrong with peapole choosing to party and not chooisng? nothing! typical libby rant…telling others what to so….



  41. 41

    Russell is a recovering alcoholic and has been sober for over six years.
    I thought you knew everything about the celebs? ;)



  42. 42

    Lols… as soon as a celeb (like Katy) gets their head out of your ass, you begin to post bad stories (eg Katy and R-Patz threesome).
    I think they're an adorable couple, and glad to see she's made him a better person.



  43. 43

    PS… Madonna will never talk to you just because you speak badly about her ex husband! I feel sorry for that man for being married to the ice queen for so long.
    Guy, Russell and Jason are all super sexy!



  44. 44

    Best. Post. By. Far.



  45. 45

    You fail so miserably, Parasite, because you don't check any facts before you post. If you ever sit there and read the comments, indulge in an incredibly rare moment of self-reflection and ask yourself if you deserve any better from us. The correct answer is "no." Get your facts straight for once, and spare us your moralizing. It's insanely idiotic for someone as hypocritical and as ethically/morally challenged as YOU to call anyone names and to sermonize. Seriously.



  46. 46

    Or it's because he's a recovering alcoholic who's been sober for quite some time. Get your fucking facts straight



  47. 47

    KATY PERRY NEEDS HER HEAD EXAMINED BEING WITH HIM!! SO MUCH FOR KATY!!



  48. 48

    Perez you are the douche. Everyone was probably laughing at you in the Oscar's parties. You don't look cool and Lady GaGa only kisses your ass because of all the free publicity you give her. She probably laughs at you behind your back, she'll get pretty tired of you soon. The only reason you hate on Guy Ritchie is because he divorced your precious Madonna. She thinks your pathetic aswell Perez, when are you going to realise that no one likes you.



  49. 49

    she is so pretty

    god she may have the best tittays in hollywood



  50. 50

    if they weren't driving, it is funny — and brand is an alcoholic and now sober — duh!



  51. 51

    Perez, you IDIOT. Russell never drinks. he goes to AA meetings. one drink and he'll be off the wagon!! you know nothing.



  52. 52

    Re: Village – " She is going to be so sorry she hooked up with him. He is so high maintenance. When she gets tired of it, and goes back to living her own life, he will betray her. It's just a matter of time. She is going to wonder, what was I thinking."
    -
    -
    You nailed it, Village.
    I don't know anything about these two to expound further.
    I've only seen pictures of them on gossip sites.



  53. 53

    All of us, especially the stars and the semi-famous, seem to always have the capacity to pick the absolutely most toxic, worst person for ourselves.
    -
    Katy looks very pretty, very English, looks exactly like my younger sister.
    I like how her red dress cups her breast.
    I heard she's a singer, and this this Russell fellow is a douche; he looks like her first ex-husband.



  54. 54

    CUTE COUPLE!



  55. 55

    Maybe his bitchy girlfriend can teach him to button his shirt. His white hairy skin is blinding not to mention gross. He's not built he's a rake.



  56. 56

    perez you are an idiot. russell brand DOESNT drink he was a serious alchololic back in the day and it almost killed him. hes been sober for years now. DO YOUR RESEARCH!



  57. 57

    Oh perez, really a lot of the time you know jackshit! please only post something when you actually get facts right, kthanx

  58. Nugsy says – reply to this


    58

    Not surprising he didn't have one drink. He's a recovering alcoholic and addict and has been sober over 6 years



  59. 59

    she looks like wonderwoman



  60. 60

    how are they douches? like seriously? fuck your a idiot and get your facts straight, this ugmo has been sober for years now.



  61. 61

    Katy Perry is smoking hot, more talented then Gaga, Keisha, and all the other pop tarts. I give the marriage 2 years tops. She is way to hot and talented for him.