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Don't Drink Shave Your Vag And Drive!

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She's a charmer!

One day after being convicted of a DUI with a prior, Megan Barnes caused a car crash as she proceeded to shave her vagina behind the wheel on Tuesday.

LOLz!

Not only had her driver’s license been revoked for five years, but she is required to have a Breathalyzer ignition on any vehicle she drives as part of her nine months probation.

Despite the legal matters, she just wanted to “be ready” to meet her boyfriend on the way to Key West so she had a passenger hold the wheel while she went "downtown."

Barnes could face up to a year in prison and luckily, the people she struck were only treated for minor injuries.

We can't figure out which part is worse: the passenger who decided to hold the wheel or taking a razor to your genitals in a moving vehicle?!

Both are equally HIGHlarious!

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50 comments to “Don't Drink Shave Your Vag And Drive!”



  1. 1

    Wanna know the best part? The passenger was her Ex Husband! Yes, I'm serious. They tried to switch places but got busted. They actually took off after the crash, but were still caught.



  2. 2

    woooow that's something else. lol is it the same thing as giving head on the driver? lol hilarious



  3. 3

    That looks like Lady GaGa in twenty years time!



  4. 4

    HOW ABOUT LETTING THE "WHEEL HOLDER" TO DRIVE HUH?? WHAT A DUMB IDEA!!



  5. 5

    This isn't hilarious, it's stupid. And you're an ass.



  6. 6

    I mean, that's as white trash as you can get. Give me a break.



  7. 7

    Why would anyone be stupid enough to do that… Why!?



  8. 8

    Can't we send all of these morons you post on here to some remote island to live together… People are getting outta hand… There's NO WAY IN HELL I'd put a sharp object to ANY part of my body in a moving vehicle…especially if I were the DRIVER!!! OMG… Too bad she didn't cut everything off, so she can't reproduce… Disgusting!!



  9. 9

    woww CRAZZZZY



  10. 10

    Who looks like THAT and worries whether or not her VAG is shaved?



  11. 11

    Slow news day in the tabloids, Pig Face?



  12. 12

    now that's multitasking :)



  13. 13

    HAHAHA LOL the level of crazy in America



  14. 14

    How can you shave your vagina? There are no hairs inside the vagina!



  15. 15

    she should have been on the new discovery show on doing crazy things while driving, that way she would have gotten paid to shave her vajayjay. Now, just a court date and being the laughing stock of her town.



  16. 16

    I'd be more worried about those long ass roots on my head. She just should have gone to the salon and has it all taken care of at the same time. And I guarantee her man wouldn't have cared what the beaver looked like, he knew he was gettin' some!



  17. 17

    I mean, HOW DO YOU THINK OF DOING THIS CRAP??????????????? get in the car, pick up the ex, start down the road…. adjust the radio, naw, put in a cd….. get coffee….. argue a bit over the late support check…. then 'oh sh*t, it's the 3rd wednesday of the month, this is the day I shave my vajayjay. If I don't I will be thrown off schedule and YOU know the rash I get!" But we are late for JUNIORS Recital' 'I am not going to have rug rash on my vajayjay, it hurts, I am going back to 7-11 and get a razor and cream' …etc, etc….. or some redneck conversation like that. OR DO THEY DO THIS EVERYDAY TO PASS THE TIME???????



  18. 18

    MAYBE NEXT TIME, SHE CAN FIX THE BLACK ROOTS ON HER HAIR. USE THE VENTS TO BLOW OUT THE HAIR.



  19. 19

    DL had this up yesterday. Tsk tsk…



  20. 20

    SHE-MAN FACE! GROSS!



  21. 21

    that is the nastiest thing ever! whats wrong with people? Shave in the shower next time and wash it too!



  22. 22

    Re: Matilda48 – "I'd be more worried about those long ass roots on my head. She just should have gone to the salon and has it all taken care of at the same time. And I guarantee her man wouldn't have cared what the beaver looked like, he knew he was gettin' some!" Does she look like she can afford a day at the spa/salon?



  23. 23

    You would think touching up her roots may have crossed her mind too.



  24. 24

    It's called a professional wax job done in private!!! I can't believe she did that.



  25. 25

    Is this is Memphis?



  26. 26

    this is one of the greatest stories you have ever posted, perez.



  27. 27

    Re: jones19 – I, too, am annoyed when people refer to their lady bits as their vagina. If their vagina is hanging out, they should be seriously concerned and get to a doctor ASAP!



  28. 28

    Re: supersongbird – LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exactly!



  29. 29

    Re: supersongbird – HAHAHA!!!



  30. 30

    Bb should have been touching up those roots while she was at it ;)



  31. 31

    LOL. WOW.



  32. 32

    hey AFGIRL1106 YOU STOEL MY AVATAR !!!



  33. 33

    Between this and the breast milk story…seriously …. THE GENE POOL NEEDS SOME CHLORINE !!!!!!



  34. 34

    It's not HIGHlarious - lucky she did not kill anyone. You're stupid.



  35. 35

    Re: supersongbird – bahahaha….too true



  36. 36

    OK, is anyone else thinking that if her ex-husband was taking the wheel that maybe it wasn't so much an accident as it was him being pissed that his ex-wife was shaving her crotch in front of him for another man? "Oh yeah? See how this works for ya." *veers*



  37. 37

    What's the big deal? I do this all the time… it's really not that hard to do, it's about the same as texting while driving.



  38. 38

    Re: redsonja1313 – hey i got this avatar for more than a yr now i never seen it here until now…lol not kidding



  39. 39

    You'd think she would have been more concerned about getting her roots dyed than shaving her crotch.



  40. 40

    WTF??? LMFAO!!!!!



  41. 41

    WTF!!! what's wrong with people nowadays!!! crazy!! and why would someone agree to be the passanger while the driver is shaving!! ewww!!



  42. 42

    Re: WelshSquelch – LOL.It DOES.



  43. 43

    OMG I THINK I KNOW THIS WOMAN! SHE IS INSANE TOO! VERY CRAZY!!!



  44. 44

    Think of what that woman could do with a portable dust buster!



  45. 45

    Lolz crazyy peeps!



  46. 46

    Well there goes my dreams of shaving my crack on the interstate…and well it could have been worse she could have jumped out at the light and asked the car beside her if it was even…however she is totally at fault for having her ex husband in the car that i think was the stupidest part of the whole ordeal…im sorry but who entrusts their EX husband to drive period let alone from the passenger seat while you shave your vital areas…matter of fact who lets their EX husband in their car…oh heck no… see that on its own says lady take a breathalyzer …



  47. 47

    Oh wowwww!



  48. 48

    wow that's just nasty … first off, no privacy, public indecency, and almost making it the most painful thing in history. Oh and killing people. Get of the street you Drunka$$!! i swear the guy in front of me who was only driving 10 mph less then the speed limit so 40mph), had a green bottle in his hand. I sure like to rear end him and end his crime.



  49. 49

    This woman is from my hometown in Indiana– yikes. Not what I expected to see on here but still effing hilarious. She has always been SUPER classy!



  50. 50

    I have known this person for many years, and yes this is funny but also sad, she does have some problems and she really needs help with them. I have tried and so have others and it is hard for her to accept them when she does not want to face some hard realties. She needs to get professional help, and hopefully she will get the help that she truly needs. I remember a different person, so laugh and make ugly comments, but their truly is something else going on here.